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Bonus #204 - Hot Dog Warlord

🕑 Added 2023-06-26 05:47:24 +0000 UTC

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HummerEV96

Prigozhin should've never ended his rebellion

Oscar Delgado

Still a banger almost a year later

Polite Comment from a Dick.

God Dammit Tim you’re my new Dear Leader.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The hot dog warlord song alone was worth the price of admission. Banger episode.

The rant about stupid people is sadly the best summary of reality I've heard. Incredible in a bad way just how much fucking stupider its gotten in a few months huh? Fun times for the endless droves of parrotting idiots who somehow still manage to mispronounce everything while speaking with the authority only those full of certainty, intellectual challenges, and intentional ignorance can. We're fucked. Practice your Mandarin in the future West Retarded China.

Everyone is a complete fucking idiot. I mean people are paying to complain about The Show. Emotions are for retarded people. I want people to stop wanting to say what they unsuccessfully try to think.

Marco Coelho

Best intro and end of any podcast ever

He will be missed

Dawgz 2024

RIP TO THE HOT DOG WARLORD FLY HIGH WITH YOUR HAMMER OF DOOM

I was just gonna ask about this, not sure if it's poor editing or what but it's kinda odd

sean in hawaii

Holy shit this aged well, Tim reads the news

Am I crazy or does every Patreon episode cut off right as Tim is about to say his last words of the episode?

Ariana R

This episode is exactly why I keep paying our piggie ❤️

Frank Drebin

A tune sung in the shower by man Tim fans

victor

American Nazis would also fight for the US if it were invaded. That doesn't mean you help nazis by helping the US. The Mujahedeen split in two, the Taliban and the rest, that remaind allied to the US. Tim simplifies things too much. also, yeah get him on the pod!

Marshall Galusky

There are ukraine soldiers on camera doing the Nazi salute next to US supplier HIMARS surface to surface missile launchers

Marshall Galusky

Prigozhin was a business owner, he wasn't allowed in the special circle, he constantly bitched about it too

Oscar Delgado

I need more evidence that 3 examples of topics that nearly everyone has done. Take that bullshit to lemon party you pedo

Dick Olson III

Honestly this is one of the best podcasts in a while

мои братья is plural you fat pig. it means my brothers. my brother is мой брат.

Chris Seifried

Derp

Handsome twink

Jorge that’s a far more charitable interpretation than I’m willing to even consider, Tim is STEALING JOKES.

Jorge Espinha

Fatty boom batty is a slang for a big joint. The essence isn't so much where the raw ideas come from but what you do with them. Try it yourself. Pick up half a dozen things from Rebar and make a couple of jokes. See how easy it is....

Colby Maynor

Мои братья = moy brratya = my brother

Handsome twink

Tim steals jokes from redbar

Aaron Gunderson

Late again. I’ll just listen to redbar

Handsome twink

I’ve been addicted to Tim since I heard his bit about Dave Rubin and chic fil a. Since he hasn’t been releasing I’ve had to search for alternatives. I found redbar. And I unfortunately learned Tim is stealing a lot content.

Handsome twink

He’s stealing jokes from Michael David from Redbar. He’s adding his own inflection which makes it seem different but as i unfortunately discovered Tim is stealing this guys content. Since redbar is on the outskirts of comedy, tim probably didn’t think anyone would notice.

Jorge Espinha

You tube time out?

Alex Brown

Interesting, you're saying he's stealing the jokes from someone else, or redoing jokes he himself did on some other podcast? Elaborate, pig

Sam Forbes

One of your all time great episodes

Ant P

Truly a classic episode

Ant P

Брат против брата!

Handsome twink

All of your funny jokes come from redbar. Joking about joe Rogan dying from Covid was done on redbar, fatty boom batty, redbar, literally anything funny thing said on this or the free episodes has been said on redbar. Tim is a fucking fraud.

leo

your last name means 'condom' in spanish.

Love Jokes

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH

Leo Condon

still love you king pig. you can be late with the content any time you'd like

Mean Mike

Be best

M F

The Tier filtering doesn't work

Steve Voyk

No youtube episodes for 90 days. Looks like he's on strike 2 with the corporate overlords.

Vance

Didn't tim just apologize for being late on episodes? Said he would be on time now because he's off the road? Pay for patreon and get patreon material released for the regular ep. I'm a huge fan of tims, but this is getting a little ridiculous.

Dawgz 2024

What?

Dawgz 2024

What?

Dawgz 2024

Hot dog warlords unite

Dawgz 2024

Liar

Dawgz 2024

Yes or yes ?

Michael Papa

Lemonparty

Nick Palance Show

As the Boss of all the Corporate Steak House Mafia, you are hereby relegated to only well done cuts of low grade beef at inflated prices to be eaten in the coat room on all fours like the cheap peasant you are and always will be.

Dee

He may have grown apart from us. We were never worthy. Never were, never will be. Save France, pig! Save France! We'll always have Epstein Island. Notre cochon!

Chuck

Man I don't now what to tell you, I promise you I cancelled my Hog membership.

Chris Seifried

If you cancel you can’t. You can listen but not comment

Chuck

I already payed for the month I can still comment

Chris Seifried

You didn’t cancel or you wouldn’t be able to comment

Andrew Mcchesney

Where’s the new free episode it’s 9:04 ET faggot

Michael Hudson

CLASS ACTION THE PIG

Michael Hudson

You’re the guy that paid to scream into his belly, aren’t you?

Chuck

I’ve given it many chances brother. It fell off so hard after ben left, hasn’t even been close to the same.

Michael Hudson

Use a VPN and change your IP location to the states

Jorge Espinha

Give it another chance!

Jorge Espinha

Maybe one of you degenerates can help me. I have Netflix , in Portugal and Tim’s special isn’t available. I would like to know why? Why? The 5 of us that would like to watch it, are puzzled. Why this fantastic market is being underserved. Can Tim make it available “a la Louie C K”?

Chuck

Goodbye Pig. I've finally had enough and canceled, this show stinks.

Christopher Felten

Devan Costa Ben and jace Avery- Lemon Party podcast

CrowFlyLow

i miss 2016 2017 tim.

Handsome twink

Tim, I recently listened to red bar. It was the first take from a comedian that wasn’t sucking you off. You moved to Austin to ride joe Rogans cock, and it’s the only thing keeping you relevant. You shit all over that air BNB and they banned you. You tried to make it look like they’re desert dikes but really you are the desert dike. You’re a fat Long Island piece of shit and now I can’t even rely on a good laugh from you. I don’t know how to explain it but it’s like the pandemic was your peak. The content is sub par, you’re too afraid to get age gated and to top it all off are just a complete piece of human trash. I bet Bert krischer will be a better movie star than you, and despite you sucking his cock, you also know that Bert is an unfunny liar and the machine fucking sucked. I can’t say I’m going to unsubscribe because I too am a Long Island garbage pig, but fuck can you at least make me laugh? Sincerely, A concerned PIG

Todd

Love paying for the Patreon and getting 1 episode every 2 weeks!

Dee

Although I am on the faculty I was never down with the woke stuff so please count on me as a spy.

Casey Cook

This was great

Jorge Espinha

Putin is the second coming of Jesus Christ our savior. The first Rome was desecrated by Latin pederasts, the second Rome was conquered by Muslim infidels . Only the third Rome remains , the one true Rome , Moscow . Putin the lord protector of the Christian faith will deliver the salvation of the just and the punishment of the sinners . Ukraine is just the start. Soon all western and East EUROPE will be save. Tim Dillon is his American apostolate and will be cute of his pederast ways and marry one of Putin’s daughters and deliver the future President of America Ivan Timothyovich Dillon .

Jorge Espinha

😂😂😂😂😂

You are an angry little man

Tony Scarboni

I don't think he "hates" doing this.... but being obligated to do it every week probably sucks. Whatever pay up pig

Victor Karakokkinos

This was truly a masterpiece

Tyler

Apocalypse Tim is the best.

Unemployed Crisis Actor

My favorite current events podcast

I would have thought having to pay at least $5 would filter out the whiners, but with this group it seems to attract them.

adrian

Jesus Christ buddy I’d hate to be you

John Gallagher

I spit out my coffee when it just cut and I looked at the player and it was done 🤣😂🤣

10/10 episode. LET THE NUKES FLY

J.Fine

More like a fake charity. He literally ended a pod recently by saying “give me more money somehow”. He actively hates doing this.

J.Fine

I wonder what random day we’ll get a new pod this week, if at all? He does realize that the one he put up Monday was LAST week’s super-late episode, right? Right?!? Oh and also, you have 24 hours to shit out a roth’s episode, you fucking deadbeat.

Crazy that of all people Tim Cum Pig Dillon is the voice of reason when it comes to geopolitical affairs. Fantastic episode.

Bummerrrre

Comedy podcast?

Queefs galore

Does this future Lipitor premier customer think on dropping anytime soon?

Please, anything but foreign policy for an hour. Even though I agree with you, it’s exhausting.

Po

Brilliant

Eric “I’m not gay go Yankees” Mastromarino

Where video?!

Folks haven’t been this excited about a coup since *checks notes* Jan 6 ‘21?

Alyssa Piv

impressed at producer’s russian accent. suspicious

Jenn

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9HOPw9yM9pc

He ain’t wrong

Bruder Merkwürdigliebe

More politics, more Putin, more hot dogs.

John Nolan

Very political episode. Was alright. Fuck off

Breaking Taboos

Some liked the episode, others didn't. The comment unremarkable was an interesting one. Can't you see that wanting every episode to be remarkable isn't possible ? If they're all remarkable, they will all immediately become unremarkable.

It’s fucked up that Tim Dillon is the only person I can stand to hear talk about the Ukraine.

Jorge Espinha

I don't know what's worst , Tim's rants about Rússia or Yannis Pappas Italian American guests from NY that think that they are funny. Poor men Sebastians .

Tim Dillon is truly at his best when the world is ending, which it likely will

Jorge Espinha

If that was the entire episode it would have been gold. Trow a bit of Sebastian and Joe Rogan imitations and you have Platinum quality

Jorge Espinha

Vat U mean "no"? Gud offer, stake in kompany, undred per cent, gud. U wanna die? No? Okay then.

J.Fine

This was some low-effort shit, Timmy, and you know it. How many hours per day do you waste doom-scrolling on Twitter?

M C

He'll offer you $0.00 for a 100% stake in your company LMFAO.

Jillena

Mispronouncing the vanderpump names 😂😂

dgitaylor45

People love any development that seems bad for Putin because #SlavaCurrentThing. Just the usual shit. They believe what they're commanded to because they're bien pensant halfwits and can't help themselves. Thus, principled opposition to US involvement in this war becomes an indicator of "pro-Putin sentiment," somehow. NPCs get their firmware updates from Twitter and NYT, and then go off on people: "beep bop boop Putin fanbois reeeeee WHIRRRR CLICK." Same as with COVID, Trump, whatever, take your pick. It's amazing how well it works, honestly. Most effective agitprop apparatus in the history of authoritarianism.

Crazy ending Timmy car is silent w that one

Rusty Shackelford

How can u be pro Palestine but anti russia? Isn't it the same argument? Ukrain is the motherland of Russia?

John Toal

¡Praze Jesus!

Jorge Espinha

He should be one of the judges in Shark Tank.

M C

Putin fanboys in shambles right now. How can you not root for someone who went from selling hotdogs to almost ruling Russia? Inspirational as fuck.

Lilith

In defense of the US: Erick Prince is kind of hot, and Prizgozhin is not. On the other hand Putin has a brain that functions, while Biden.....

HN

Yarvin Dillon 2028

HN

As a Putin puppet, personally, Prizgozhin personifies perfectly the pussification of the entire male species. Jan 6 on steroids, nothing but bluster, if he can't shake things up, were all the walking dead.

Ryan

A stupid and unremarkable episode…do better Timmy

Hayley Bashore

This belongs on the main account

Evan Goch

This Russia/Ukraine shit is boring AF and I like Putin.

This whole pod was Tim reading articles verbatim and 140 characters of his opinion. A.K.A. could have just been a tweet

L

did someone say he talked about him? I have not heard it.

Oh Tim you've made enough money. If you're really interested in politics, war, current events etc just pay for a degree and learn some intellectual skills. This is worse than the worst freshman poli-sci discussion. This is high school shit. If you had even one working bit...

One Graham Army

The secret to life is staying off of Twitter.

Jonathan Crosswhite

🎶This is the war that never ends🎶 🎶Putin will always be my friend 🎶

Jenn

Literally haven’t changed your position since the w*r started p*g. Anyway have a good LI summer babe🌊🌞

Taargus Taargus

Are they going to fake an alien invasion before or after WW3?

Yes or yes MC armored disaster double decker bus and let the Nukes fly$$

Does anyone know what episode it was where time was talking about George santos??

Kevin Stross

The last 20 min are fuckin GOLD. “LET THE NUKES FLY!!!!” 🚀

James Jepsen

Everything seems like a clown world when in reality if we weren’t always going to war with somebody not only the us but the world would fall into financial ruin which would kick start lots of big wars but first a hot dog lol I hope Tim does the audio book for his book if so it’s bought no question

Bruder Merkwürdigliebe

Not so long ago, we used to talk about how George Orwell was right about the future. These days it's about how Mike Judge is more accurate about our dystopian journey.

Handsome twink

Tim we don’t need you to tell us that Wagner is CIA funded. COUP=CIA

Calvin Davis

Shut up

Alex Gullen

At this rate, I’m willing to endure the ‘drip-drip’ cortisol updates on more proxy wars and failed coups in my feed, if it produces class satire like this. Yes or Yes!

Benny

I liked this

phosphate

I almost laughed like twice this episode. Nice.

phosphate

Tim loves Putin like Joe hates the vaccine

LLight

is a coup really a coup until after the coup has already happened? is this pre coup coverage? is everyone dumb as fuck?

Perhaps Putin got to hot dog’s family…

Let the nukes fly. Thank you Tim.

Funny and smart!!! Tim you’re a legend

Jorge Espinha

Be best Emilia

J.Fine

Spotify wouldn't touch piggy with a ten foot, dick-shaped pole. They BARELY tolerate Rogan's nonsense.

Jorge Espinha

Longitudinal or transversal cuts?

Emilia Tessaro

That 6.2 Billion dollar Wagner insurrection didn't even involve a Viking Shaman. More hot dogs less politics. Be best Jorge!!

Lana

And a hotdog warlord will save us 🎶🎤🌭🔫🤴👫🏼

Leunam Carreras

3 seconds in, and I’m spitting out water. What a national treasure.

S

Tim is the ideal moral guardian

J.Fine

Butter knife.

Jorge Espinha

It’s hard to buy guns in Europe. Do you have another suggestion?

Ned

Tim when are you signing with shmotify

Silentk911.

Tim would you say your “At your wits end” with all the stupid people gaining traction? 😂

John Albergo

Kakalaki Harris is so smart and I learn so much when she talks

bailey

How about you spend your money on a gun instead and kill yourself with it

bailey

He's nobody, stop trying to suck the producers cock

Jorge Espinha

If the war goes on for a few more years, are we stuck with more current affairs podcasts like these? More Ukraine and Russia? In what world “we” wanted the hot dog guy? Who wanted him over Putin? America doesn’t control the world ! What happened in Russia is internal politics, the consequences of propping up a guy with a private army. The Wagner group predates all this mess in Ukraine. I come here for the laughs, to chill out. Can you please keep Ukraine confined to the free episodes? I’m tired of this shit. I used to listen to political podcasts all the time, I escaped that in here and Yannis Pappas podcast. It seems politics found me again. Fuck this man! I have better uses for my money! How many people have you lost with this monomaniacal shit? Fuck!!!

I HAVE SOME JEWELS TO SELL

Vladimir

im triggered

Sponge

Who’s the fake ben laughing in the background?

Maarten .

Nice try CIA.

Mean Mike

Snooze fest of an episode. Be best

Tim, I want to be Russian expert on your show. How I can contact you? You losing billions and billions of dollars. Your podcast on every federal Russian government TV channel. Dm me please. Or moderator who reading it please DM me.