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Bonus #209 - Greatest Story Ever Told

🕑 Added 2023-08-04 09:26:42 +0000 UTC

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HummerEV96

Not sure why the comments keep mentioning Ben Avery and Lemon Party. People can listen to both podcasts.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The cops will do it for him, Oscar.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

What's that? Oinking noises? That big faggot is a millionaire!

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Klaus Schwab.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Exactly my feeling on the SAG strike.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

We all know the L stands for Lightfoot.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Nah it'll be Skynet. They just rolled out an autonomous stealth bomber with a six nuke payload.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Remember when the abuse was at least original?

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Cept it weren't no banana.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Bart was a low point. Only one I ever considered turning off.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

This deserves exponentially more likes.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

If they'd have dressed that snatch up like an Arby's roast beef sandwich it would have been a feeding frenzy.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I come here for conspiracy pig, not celebrity gossip hog.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Owen was found facedown and naked in a Milwaukee river.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Few things as bad as communist midgets.

Helton Porter

No excuses now mfs

Monk Mode

Raise the volume for the new ben. I have to literally raise the volume to max to hear what he says. Then tim is so loud that my ears die

Marco Coelho

You piggies need to shut the fuck up and take your slop when it’s served

You

It would be weird if it were out on time

David Eric Ricketts

Where is our new episode? Find one of your houses and studios and get the slop going! I mean please.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

He caught AIDS from Bort.

Daryl J Mann

Lizzo inspired me to coin the name of my new favorite dessert! "Banana-Slit" You are welcome

Dee

What was that whining sound Joe was making?

SparkyDHappyCat

I'm going to strike Lizzo with a right hook

bailey

Obviously Tim and not that boring dork ass

hedges

Ugh oh the oompaloompa's are going on strike. Somebody better tell Wonka

Christopher Felten

Ben Avery lemon party pod. Tim smokes crack now and Ben drinks non alcoholic beers who would you rather listen 2

Christopher Felten

Kymp np

Oscar Delgado

The people that can afford it aint worried about it pig

Oscar Delgado

Please kys

Oscar Delgado

Please delete yourself

Oscar Delgado

Jesus Christ how broke are you in 2023 go donate plasma you fkn heathen. It’ll cover your annual fee

Pog Daddy

it made my day.

Chocolatecake24

The idea that Tim has read a single comment on his Patreon ever is ludacris

jake

Glad Tim’s never keeps a promise about when he’s dropping pods, keeps me pissed off and able to beat my wife every night

Carolyn

I will keep paying $5 pig bc you’re the best ✨

David Eric Ricketts

How about a tour up and down the PCH from the Flying Spur ranting about the people you see? Just for us true Patreon enthusiasts.

Christopher russell

Is this bitch in joker 2 or nah?

Tyler Mays

Tim, can we please have MORE CONTENT?! For the love of God.

Tyler Mays

Agreed this fool needs to dance for us

dgitaylor45

Ok wtf Tim? We down to one or maybe two episodes a month now? Not cancelling, but man... This is hard to justify paying for at this point, even if it's a relative pittance.

CrowFlyLow

Remember when you were funny. Not just bombastic and a contrarian gimmick which u only have now.

Christopher Felten

Ben Avery lemon party podcast is all we need

Tyler

Ben's gay little wrists would snap if he landed one punch

Peter Mountjoy

Nor should he

carlos luna

Ben avery and stevewilldoit boxing match 💪👊👊 the pig needs to put up the money tho

carlos luna

Jace avery and ray kump boxing match than 💪👊👊

carlos luna

Its 20k subs.. and RIP ben 🙏😔

Clinton Body Count

I love Eli Roth. I too, am a Bear Jew…but Eli…we need to Holocaust the sharks. Slice them and dice them as much as the Chinese want. Kill them slowly so they suffer. They are on the same level as Alligators. We eradicated wolves, buffalos…and if liberals stopped whining we could ethnically cleanse our shark populations.

Clinton Body Count

It sucks. Ben is a producer. He got too big for his britches! I wish him well.

Clinton Body Count

Finally…an honest man

Clinton Body Count

The absolute losers that come on here and try and spread the gospel of lemon party are the most insufferable humans. It’s absolute garbage. Ben is a wannabe edgelord. Their skits are dumb. Little Ben go too big for his britches!

jake

Good thing I don’t trust doctors

Jorge Espinha

Lemonparty is taking off?!?!? With 20K views ?! Tim gets around half a million for episode. In what universe can you compare these two podcasts?!

Jorge Espinha

That’s only fans material

Jorge Espinha

It’s dark comedy. You are not suppose to take it literally, I laugh because it’s outrageous.

Dylan Roberts

I hate doctors. This all makes sense.

Christian Glen

Sharks are godless killing machines with zero taste in fashion.

Mean Mike

Eli Roth needs to go the pot with his sharks

Jorge Espinha

I like sharks Fatman! Leave the sea alone! Be Best.

jimmy szatkowski

TIM LOOKS LIKE BARSTOOLMINTZY

skyler Martini

I can't believe tim charges 20 a month for no rothschild lmfaoo

Handsome twink

Please stop talking about fucking sharks

Oscar Delgado

The pig just dropped on YouTube

Nick Palance Show

I pay $5/mo so I can complain here bc it's cheaper than Better Help and you c#nts don't make me talk about my father.

Oscar Delgado

Your mom already has you slob

Handsome twink

Fuck you Oscar

Nathan Graves

Was Ben the only reason the show used to come out on time?

N Kushner

Good show thanks dude

David Eric Ricketts

As our Pig says: it’s over!

Mason Strong

audio producer doesn't use a microphone :/

Oscar Delgado

The pig is recording with rogan

Oscar Delgado

No just your taste

Clinton Body Count

I’ve been there. It’s a pretty weird spot. Very beautiful. Could definitely murder people there unimpeded.

Clinton Body Count

Buy some working headphones you poor! I’m a coastal elite and I can afford proper audio. I had no problem hearing this faggy producer speak.

Clinton Body Count

It is truly trash. Only smooth brains listen.

Christopher Felten

Lemon Party Patreon isn’t trash thou.

Frank Drebin

Lemon Party is trash. I wish him well.

Oscar Delgado

Lemon party is trash and it goes tk show you pigs would rather listen to that drunk near do well then support a comedic and political savant in ray Kump

Kyle McLoughlin

You must be new here lol

You’re a pile of sticks .

Ben

carlos luna

No I think the pig is lost #prayfortim🙏

carlos luna

#prayfortim 🙏

carlos luna

#prayfortim🙏

carlos luna

I think tim is lost he sees Ben's podcast blowing up..so he doesn't know if he should lean.. into that kind of content or stick to the old content..tim is lost #prayfortim 🙏🙏

You’re a pile of sticks .

Bertram Bunch

We would have killed Ben by now if shit was ever this late before. YOU SET THIS SCHEDULE, FATTY! Stick to it.

L

7-10 days apart usually

Dylan Roberts

Does anyone know when episodes are supposed to be released?

Caleb Massin

Shut up

Neil Stile

Oof...chill dude

Bryce Ehret

I to this day have absolutely no idea what Tim's actual politics are and I've been listing for years I think he's A-politcal with a slight liberal leaning I'm pretty sure he's a big free speech absoluionist

Bryce Ehret

Dude that's the joke that's the worst thing you could possibly say and also the worst take you could have but it's funny to poke at it

Joe William Pollack

I have very mixed feelings about this episode. Tim is always taking the wrong side of every issue, but to hear a woman speak earnestly about her sexual abuse at the hands of someone more powerful than her, and then Tim calls her a fat pig and a liar... this did not sit right with me.

Handsome twink

This is proof they read the comments

D0.0.mer C0.0mer

For the love of fucking GOD, get a good producer

josh

Imagine there was a time when the Pig put out episodes on a consistent schedule. Now I have absolutely no idea when to expect an episode.

Jorge Espinha

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOUR SIR. THE BULK OF THE SERIES. NOT AN INTELECTUAL LIGHTWEIGHT.

Jorge Espinha

He has the chops.

Jorge Espinha

You are a sick puppy. Be Best

Shawn Burns

Pig, can we have a reunion episode with Ben. Either put your differences aside or fuck him into submission

Pog Daddy

https://youtu.be/317hSfKwt5o here is the Rothschild episode

Frank Drebin

If there's no episode soon, expect retribution pig

Paul

Waiting for the Rothschild.

Paul

I don't think Owen lastest more than a few weeks. Travis has been around for a while. He's the twink that 'pitches' broadcasts for FOX 11 in L.A. "Travis Rice"

Smokey Waffles

Wait till you hear his thoughts on “the Ukraine”. lol

Smokey Waffles

Yeah fully agree

Pj Smith

Yet here you are dummy

Pj Smith

hey M F how about you keep your mouth shut

Jorge Espinha

We care Alex. We care. Be Best.

Jorge Espinha

If his going to talk with the producer it’s nice to hear the reply. Otherwise, just don’t talk with the guy

Joe Boiko

no its not

Handsome twink

Wheres the episode you beached whale?

L

Lol, enjoy your summer

DentonVisual

I try.

M F

If you're gonna talk to the Producer can you please give him a mic. I know you dont want anothe Ben happening but its annoying

Lance

Be best

Oscar Delgado

Both of you please vote yourself off the Patreon

murph sk8s

You’ve been on a roll tim these last couple of episodes are bangers

Mathew

Here here Ben was alright but he's no Tim

You’re a pile of sticks .

Lol

You’re a pile of sticks .

King pig, go people watch at Walmart. Something please

You’re a pile of sticks .

For the love of god.

You’re a pile of sticks .

You, no!

Nick

Shut your whore mouth

Alex Dreyer

You retards are still complaining about Ben and the show not being good. Then unsubscribe. The show was hilarious before ben and it continues to be.

L

You’d love Hong Kong, dim sum n beautiful

L

U a dickhead Denton

L

Annd there ain’t no problem w my audio, y’all got fried food stuck in yo ears. Ty, good night

L

Air pods pro are 250 and should cost 80 — buy something better quality

Aardvark

This is definitely not his best showing.

Jane Sooch

So is Owen out as producer? Who is Travis?

Aardvark

Vote with your wallet then man.

Dawn Junior

Trying to kill the fatted calf 🤣

Ridge Allen

This show has completely changed. This new producer is shit, and Tim is getting caught up in his money. I miss the disparaging ads he used to do, or the dramatic monologues. Now all he does is scream and name drop. It sucks

Oscar Delgado

You should quit your life. Do every1 a favor and hit alt delete

Billiam

Best episode ever. Bunch of fatty boom batties

Steve

He just wants to be marketable, but he doesn’t understand. He made his money off conspiracies. It’s too late to change now. The best is when he makes fun of these conspiracies. I don’t want to hear about Lizzo who cares

Steve

I’m sorry to tell you, but the guys over. He has nothing funny left to say

Steve

Tim just quit for real! Its lame 😒 af!

Steve

He’s not funny anymore because he said everything he’s had to say. That’s why the shows suck now.

L

U are a dick

L

SPAMMMMMMMMMM

John Nolan

Not all episodes are great. This is life. Always next time..

Alfie

and you have a profile picture on patreon lmaooo

Alfie

yeah, the type of guy who comments on a comedian's patreon attempting to be funny with putdowns

VibratorBattery

So we’re just rehashing the free episode. Come on king pig. Do better.

Daniel Rodriguez

The kid assisting you has the personality of a dead moth

Daniel Rodriguez

Where the fuck is Kump? Enough already

L

When the pigs crib, ma

L

U cray n mean, everyone loved ben

L

I know u fat, dance pig

L

U fat

L

Spam this, (0), that’s my butthole

L

Dollar dollar bill yo, fuck off whore-hay

L

My non spam is hilarious paul

James Millward

I disagree, fat dancers are here to stay! Fuck you!

L

Lizzo is fantastic, period.

Austin Sachariason

True but I don’t know if it was ever this bad. I am currently 4 volume levels higher than normal in my car and I still can’t hear the clips

Austin Sachariason

I was really hoping at some point Tim would say “How about a hot dog instead?”

Christian Glen

Well played sir

David Mathews

The disparity in the volume of Tim’s voice and the clips need to improve

Ashraf

based

Axeking

His audio was fucked around porch era though. we just remember experienced ben

James Martin

They aren’t mad they had to eat from a vagina, they’re mad they had to eat a banana.

Austin Sachariason

Ben Avery may have been gay and retarded but he would never let the audio be this bad

Cody Lawler

Tim Dillon is the Uncle Ruckus of Fat Women

Pheyk Bizness

Absolute gold .

Bob Seger

Worst ep since Bert Kreischer. Almost an hour talking about Lizzo between this and last ep. Lizzo fatigue 😑

RealityScheme

Sound levels for the Lizzo and Travis's audio are horribly mixed. Constantly having to turn the volume up and down.

You’re a pile of sticks .

It’s okay. This is the right place

Emilia Tessaro

Ready to be in the piglet dance pack. Tim shall dethrone Lizzo as queen of the fats

Misellobama

Listened to half of this podcast at work today. Randomly looked up a huge lake (pyramid ⚠️ lake) that I saw next to Lake Tahoe on Apple Maps. Saw that The Greatest Story Ever Told was filmed there. Coincidence or occult hints?

Jackson Teller

Tim is Ben’s Lizzo

Jacob Rothschild

Cook the pigs

Taargus Taargus

These distractions just aren't as good as they used to be, I hope they fake this alien invasion soon

Meredith Bezner

The allegations just sound like the sequel to bridesmaids

Joshua Lewis

yeah Kig Pig is the only fatty I care about.

BG

Lizzo is to Dancers as Tim is to Ben.

David Eric Ricketts

I really thought we were all joking around saying shitty things about our favorite farm pig for months and months. I thought that was the bit to give him shit about being late or only broadcasting at the hour mark. But I think it’s real anger now with the habitual tardiness. I’ll feed our pig until the end of time, but is everyone mad genuinely at this point? I still love our Prize 🐷 even if he doesn’t squeal enough to keep us docile. We are legion

Stanley Tweedle

Turn the volume up on all platforms you fn retarded Ben knockoff

Ivan

Give a mic to thrift shop Ben you abhorrent pig.

Paul

Totally agree Neil. I don't understand the people saying anything contrary. It's like they prefer terribly produced audio quality

Neil Cotner

Oh my dear Jaren, bless your heart

L

U a retard WHORE-hay

L

My bad, I’m feeling frisky

L

Your volume ain’t your bank account

L

Your volume your tummy

Jaren McNeil

shut the fuck up

L

WHORE-Hay

L

A dick coastal elite, take that train

Neil Cotner

If the new Ben is going to talk, I’d like to at least hear what he’s saying. Does he even have a microphone? Can hardly hear anything, and this isn’t just on this episode. Stop spending all money we give you on stunning estates and actually invest in a decent microphone for him or turn that shit up. It sounds like Tim is having a conversation with an imaginary friend when you guys have a dialogue

David Bosquet

put them in the pot

Paul

You absolutely can, wasn't saying you can't or shouldn't. Just making an observation. My bad.

M C

Haha me too. We need the full version. Tim seems to have a decent voice.

Drew

what the fuck is wrong with the audio?

L

Poop emoji

L

Yo Paul, fuck off

L

Lizzo lost weight but she still thick… the back up dancers are crayyyy

L

Lol, I don’t believe any of this

Paul

You know this is a comment, not a message to Tim and you just spammed the hell out of the comments with nonsensical (drunken?) crap right?

L

Paul

Lmfao. We got some real smart people in these comments

Clinton Body Count

Sounds like something a BOOMER would say.

Clinton Body Count

Ahhh yes Ben and his faggy lemon party. He got too big for his Britches.

Clinton Body Count

I can hear just fine. Buy some fuckin AirPods Pro you poor. I can hear everything wish.com Ben says.

Paul

Oh yeah let me just turn it to max volume and blow my ear drums out when Tim starts to talk again. Stfu

You’re a pile of sticks .

Learn to listen you cucks

DentonVisual

😂🙋‍♂️ Wait, is this not Threads?

Tyler Manning

Unsub then you cunt

Jorge Espinha

He’s visiting us from the Fetaverse

Jorge Espinha

Yep. You are right . If he’s going to talk, he needs a Mike. Otherwise fuck off. Be Best

Jorge Espinha

Be Best and stop molesting retards.

Jorge Espinha

Great podcast! Thank you!

You’re a pile of sticks .

God is good.

You’re a pile of sticks .

Hunter Biden or Putin have to much self respect to be seen with a podcaster .

You’re a pile of sticks .

Stop . She’s not even likable

You’re a pile of sticks .

a true man of culture.

Jenn

Tim are you aware of the really good podcast / Bobbi boobs? How is she getting Drake and mark Cuban on and you haven’t had hunter Biden or Putin yet? Get it together or fullsend strike

DentonVisual

Nah, I pay just to be able to interact in the comments. 🏌️

Jenn

Are you listening?

Clinton Body Count

Lots of poors here. I’m a coastal elite who can afford volume. The rest of these flyover state fatties can’t hear because their houses are next to a Norfolk Southern railroad.

Bret Branon

They are bad for the environment, there is no doubt.

Clinton Body Count

Fat people are a threat to National security. If we do not start putting them in camps, we will not be ready for war with China.

You’re a pile of sticks .

Or maybe clean the cum out of your ears . Imagine complaining because you’ve got a shit phone or don’t have raycon earbuds

Bret Branon

Uhm, Tim? We don’t give two shits about Lizzo. Talk more politics and jan 6 shit. Couldn’t even finish this one. Thanks for nothing.

You’re a pile of sticks .

My volume is on 1/3 or lower. I heard every word Travis said. Y’all need to upgrade from the razor flip phones .

xSynergy

No you.

Lauren V

If you wanna have a blast talking about the next fallen star, check out what Rudy is in trouble for lol https://apple.news/AD3CYZIyhRyeGOXgQ6q8_qA

Paul

DentonVisual

It's good to see Tim following in his mother's footsteps with the beanie babies. I can't wait to pay to listen to the mental decline.

Lucas Breen

Still out here missing Ben. Bootleg Ben just isn’t doing it for me tbh

Vinnnso

We can’t hear the producer

Vinnnso

We can’t hear the producer

Vinnnso

Talk into the mic producer this is unbearable 😡

Matthew Cataleta

Either give that producer a mic or don't. Thanks

Oscar Delgado

Kys

Oscar Delgado

SLOOOOOPPPP

Bryce Ehret

Finally!!!!!

Handsome twink

Good to know I’m not alone.

Nick

Just opened the comments to type the exact same message... it's very *fustrating* Timothy

You

Feeding time!

Ben Pitchford

I stand with the Fattyboombatty's!

You

Please leave faster 🐖

Morgan

Producer speak into the mike or increase the volume of your audio feed or I’m unsubscribing. So annoying that only Ben Avery is capable of providing a show where you can actually hear everyone speaking

Froghead

I catch myself singing the hot dog warlord chant around the house

Inmate ID# 2904055

I hope the Hollywood pedophile cesspool starves itself out of existence.

Brayden

We look forward to the 2024 positivity tour.

Nigel

So if there’s a writers strike who the hell has been writing the scripts for the mainstream media?

Paul Fickes

Losing weight is violence!

Nathan Pitek

Anyone else DM lizzo “fattyboombatty”??

Dick Olson III

About dam time pig!

Vladimir

nice and warm slop just the way i like it

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

Money for nothing, fat chicks for free

Lit Dank

Fax

OBEmusicwaves

I’m still suing you and I’m on the phone with Morgan and Morgan and they are gonna sue the fuck out of you for these late episodes

lolsplosion

Tim Dillon

Bill O'Brien

Suuuuuiiiiieeeee get hereeeee pig

Dog With No Collar

These women will never get a dancing job again

Dog With No Collar

The court of public opinion

Casey Tubman

Thank you, lord of the pigs

Koko97

Thank you pigs and piglets for enjoying this slop responsibly.

Nikki Kaur

Why not? Lol

Devtar Singh

Nah dawg

Whipkek

We live in a society where only the fat and gay people can say what we all think. Thank you for being our voice Tim. When patreon bans you I will just subscribe to you on Twitter. It's where we're all gonna end up anyways.