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Roy

KUMP! KUMP! KUMP!

Aintshook

Yeah church what a Joke! A Dumb building full of mostly Intact families, community spirit that say love you’re enemy. Life has rules, if you follow them you won’t become lost. The rules are in a book at church. Evil people work everywhere, even at churches. The Vatican is lost but the message is still there and it’s a good message.

Guillermo Gutierrez

No it’s not you Patreon shill

HummerEV96

Sounds like a great funeral

Lori Lightfoot

that sense of humor doesn't fly round these here parts

Jewbacca

It’s cause of your shit data man

Prat B

That sorry for your loss was very aggressive

Bussin Webs

So you believe the establishment propaganda narrative on Russia? Basically everything the left and right wings of msm propagate.

Spence

Truss comes first

Alex M

👌👌

Alisa Louise

jfc psych wards and nursing homes arent going to cut medications because they get commissioned from them. now if the insurance didnt want to pay, thats one thing, but its the doctor who gets commissioned per prescription meaning they more than likely had a legitimate reason to not want to prescribe it

Sage

I couldn’t get through the Barbie movie and I tried 4 times. I just can’t do it. It’s fuvking horrible

Barry-O

retard compared to who...? probably legitametely smarter than Biden and Trump put together, and has actually goe toe to toe with Monsanto and sheet... Im not huge on RFK the past few months but he definitely deserves some credit.

Big Mike

Ray always sounds like he is talking with a mouthful of mashed potatoes

Big Mike

Shut up jew

Big Mike

Are they in the room with you now?

Big Mike

ray is going to eat and rape you

Big Mike

“If I don’t hear your squealer squealing” 🐖 😂😂

Big Mike

RAYS GOT A GUN

Big Mike

Listening to these fat fucks wheeze and laugh is pure comedy

Bill O'Reilly Ate My Son

My favorite episodes always have Ray

barnac

future me, im at 16:07. i hate patreon, patreon is the least user friendly app ive ever used, cant even scroll down on older posts on the app it just keep loading

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Is it a raygun?

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

This is what happens when you feed the Necronomicon into ChatGPT.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

We found the Yellow King.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Raymond has transcended the gender spectrum through raw mass.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Potato. Marby light. Googly eyes. Problem solved.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

That being Charlemagne's favorite book explains all those beheaded Saxons.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

What do you expect, there's food in front of him

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

There are a bunch of powerful organizations that have suspicious ties to fascism. See Dupont supplying Zyklon B, the current Ukrainian regime, and the FBI and Elohim City

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The pharmaceutical industry has less integrity than your average mechanic.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I love when they dig up the previous Pope's corpse, put it on trial, and toss it in the Tiber.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Honestly if that's all he was up to he's a comparative boy scout.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I'm sure Raymond has a dumpster already picked out.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Rogan has been consumed by the Musk hivemind.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Baseball wrong. Man with four balls, cannot walk.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Satan wouldn't touch Raymond with a ten foot pole. He's a man of wealth and taste, after all.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

It would somehow become a buffet.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I refuse to believe that Raymond is in any way self aware. It would be like finding out Santa isn't real.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

It'll be funny when Raymond's entire foot falls off.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

And yet we were expected to blindly trust that this industry completely qualified an experimental gene therapy in record time.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I know what Kool-Aid I wished Bort drank...

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Raymond is somehow less visually appealing than her.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

If he's part of any chosen people then God has some truly bad taste.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Tim's mom has Kenny McCormick condition.

Barry Quinn

"The Pope wanted to fuck Shirley Temple" Ray Kump, you are a genius. 🪦

Fire and Brimstone

My brother.

Marina

OMG brilliant idea

Rich Golden

In the midwest there is a lot of massive churches that are pentocostal and protestant that actually stop service and demand/strongly suggest 10% of your gross income.

Kyle Lees

The Bible narrated by darth vader

HumidAir

Rfk jr is a retard, don’t listen to him plz I’m beggin my dude, he actually says every misinfo Russia pushes on Ukraine from its revolution in 2014 to today. That show you did with him was disappointing

Marco Coelho

Tim asks if you feel good when you go to the Vatican, or connected to God: No. You feel the mighty weight and power of the Catholic Church. Which is their intention. Jesus is an afterthought

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

But is it a gun hand?

Meredith Bezner

RAY'S GOT A GUN 🔫

timmy

Stop 👏🏻 playing 👏🏻 movie 👏🏻 trailers 👏🏻

Mitchell Wells

Christopher bale just kind of play that pastor from Vancouver. You should look into it. It's sort of hilarious and sad so right up your alley

Armin bay

Ray is the best!

Jacob Hiltz

Ray has 36 months left max

Jacob Hiltz

Wow that’s actually so sick dude

Julie Hobbs

Me too

Katie C

Antipsychotic drugs are dirt cheap wholesale price since they’re almost all generic ( I’m a pharmacist). They’re doing the same thing to my gram in law it’s awful fighting them constantly. So sorry for your loss.

Madie

Had me singing along to Eagle’s Wings

Laughing Cavalier

Sorry for your loss, Tim

infinite Fibonacci

Ray!! Ahhhh I love you Mr. Ray Kump!! Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray 😭 🙏 Tim is so funny and sexy

Kevin

I love ray

Logan Warner

Get the producer off the mic !!!

M F

Sorry about your loss Tim. Only you can make something like that funny

Thomas Carrigan

I know you’ll never show weakness cus ur Tim Dillon, but RIP buddy. Nothing like mom. We all love ya

Trev

Podcast fatboy

You’re a pile of sticks .

And then we all get free bambams

Mario Marset

Cmon Tim, post the next podcast, I’m having a shit week

jake

I understand your mother passed. But I’m going to die if I don’t here your squealer squealing

Pleasureman69000

Tashty bitesh... it's Indian food.

Graham Allen

She die again? Da fuk...

Christian Glen

Stop mourning your beloved hotdog warlord and release the slop!

David Eric Ricketts

Slop please.

Kenjamin

Your content output compared to other comedians is an absolute fucking joke

Chris Seifried

Derp

Tyler Reed

It's time to rise up, someone post a free link to the latest Rothschild Ep

zippy zipster

4 a month to 3 a month , heading to 2.

Sewer World

its obvious at this point that there is no schedule. so. whatever.

Knight Miester

Summer is over , cummon man !

Daniel Stevens

Late again smfh

Dawgz 2024

Best be calling Travis a re re

You’re a pile of sticks .

He’s a fuck shit ton funnier than Mikhail Bolus , that cuck faced bimbo bolus probably thinks someone cares what he thinks is funny as if it’s not subjective

Collin Hecker

Late again retard

Samuel Brister

I just like his voice and Tims impression

victor

I say he is funny

Mikhail Bolus

God ray is so unfunny. So out of his depth

Salil Al-Sawarim

Always assumed Ray was a jew

Hayden Nicoson

Post the episode pig

Joseph Leamy

Tttsskkaaaaahahaha

Googaa25

Hey Tim, if you forgot your Patreons password you can post the ep on yotube…

Tyler Thompson

I love ray so so much. This is the best episode of the year

Oblong Aurelius

“I’m like Lord Byron” lmaooo

Christian Glen

Well it looks like a Hot Dog Warlord wont save us after all.

Dylan Roberts

Where’s Kump

Rey Wier

U obviously haven’t watched the Alex Jones reel with arrows pointing to big Mike’s dick. She is dancing on Ellen with her big dick floppin around in her pats suit in front of the world.

Rey Wier

She still has the dick boys

Two Car

Get the mic off the producer. We pay for the Pig, not an awkward laugh track. At least Ben’s laugh was subtle, this is like he’s co-hosting. Enough!

Cow Love

Imagine paying $20/month for a Kump video every 3 months

andrew delgado

If your still mad about Ray being on the show just kys

Rebop

Remix of "Momma Is Gone" by Tim Dillon and "Daddy Why You Die" by Bobby Lee when?

Casey Cook

Dawgz 2024

And help build you into a beautiful better ben.

Dawgz 2024

You’re a pile of sticks .

The cat?

You’re a pile of sticks .

My brother in Christ

Cuve_AE

Sucks we gotta wait till Tims dad or Joe dies for another top tier show. “Ray’s got a gun”

Cuve_AE

They just released their last movie. It was really funny, great way to land a series.

GAGE CARLSON

Fuck you oscar

Brandon W

RAYS GOT A GUN! 🎶🕺🏻

Jon Udell

too much info... learn how to edit yourself

Trevor Kight

Booo

Total Home Grown

Go watch any Metalocalypse episode with Murderface’s grandmother in it and you will be able to picture what I see when I hear Ray Kump.

Total Home Grown

Same boat here I can’t understand shit the guy says and he tries to go on tangents that make 0 sense

Trevor Kight

Agree

Trevor Kight

Booo

Trevor Kight

No

Aaron

Condolences Tim on the passing of your mum. You loved her and this must be hard for you buddy.

L

Yo Finn, YOU HAVE A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT else it wouldn’t bother you so much Bc u hate yourself RAY’s GOTTA GUN!!

You’re a pile of sticks .

Shhhhh don’t let them use brain powe

Guillermo Gutierrez

Life in the big city

Caleb Bean

I feel bad for you, seriously

Jason

Ray and Tim dying laughing reminded me of Bert and Tom losing it over Bert’s kool aid habit 🤣

Bryce Purser

Ray is literally the only good episodes now…

Xaniel Diognosus

*again lol

Jason

People with a variety of mental health issues get prescribed a variety of medications and becomes problematic when they discover some don’t work or have awful side effects. Suggested since Tim worked closely with these issues with his mom that perhaps he could shed light on it.

Mary Horner

Ray needs to be a permanent cohost

Xaniel Diognosus

Lmao, i know was gonna put one but wad exhausted after writing that book, basically they give antipsychotics out like candy, one of the most frequently prescribed types mostly for people who only have lik depression n then the side effects fuck u up, theres a ton of ppl suffering from cause this but pharma keeps its all hush hush Thats prolly as short as i could do lol

Billy Brennan

Ray episodes are the best

Luke Clements

I’m out. Wish you all well.

Lance

As funny as your joke...

Finn

For fuck sake another one I can’t listen too because I can’t stand this fat fuck ray gargle the words out of his mouth

Lance

Someone give me the tdlr for this

Stephen Dodd

Ray🙌🏻🙌🏻

Xaniel Diognosus

@Tim Dillon, lol, Being prescribed antipsychotics a ridiculous amount of times for primarily Depression, Anxiety/Panic Disorder/Dissociation/OCD, (all officially diagnosed[and there's plenty more that I an many other doctors agree are ridiculous or make half sense &/or no longer apply ..etc. but as I'll point out psychiatrist are DSM Calculators and 50% of the time socio-paths that determine your life's quality based off which Pharmaceutical company bought them the better steak to sell there newest line of pills that month and what keywords trigger there attention for that 1/2 second long enough to scribble down your the fate you'll have, until the next one. L O L) with, having tried to push this on me & my(much less neurotic ) sister + more friends , family and fellow 'peeps from psychiatrics' then any reasonable & informed person would ever want to believe. they have on maybe 6 or 7 different kinds after telling them they never work and cause horrible side-effects & even now(when I was wise enough once asked if I have allergies) have the 2 that caused me the my initial hellish experiences (Abilify & Latuda cause they won't put own the whole-drug class when I asked) listed as allergies like you would Penicillin or peanuts lol. But my point is they try to give Abilify for example with an antidepressant for depression, which should/is supposed to be be saved for the rarest situation as Tardive Dyskinesia (the side-effect that was causing Tim's poor Mom :( to rock & feel the most severe, anxious, dysphoria; No words could come close to explaining the level of discomfort I & so many others were the guinea pig of) may easily form, and that is why its so difficult for people with severe psychotic disorders {ex. Schizophrenia, Bipolar 1..etc.) with these medications as they must weigh between having the hell of the side-effects vs. their( if it works and if it does besides the Tardive D. symptoms they are like an apathetic zombie many times as well, that just eats sleeps for the majority of the day with a small window of time be exist yet with a diminished capacity) potential for sanity, not to mention they're a daily drug that can be from hundreds to upwards a $1,000+ from what I recall, it may have changed for better or worse in that sense. I think this could something you could look into Tim, sense your so close to the issue. and bring light to this topic that many are unaware of but its undoubtable that it's one of the biggest yet least talked about contributors to the "Mental health Crises" in this country. WITH HAVING 5 out of the TOP 25 MOST PRESCRIBED psychiatric medications in the US as of 2020 (and after large lawsuits filed against "ASTRAZENCA", for example, for this very reason facilitating of the over-prescription of such intense medications for unnecessary reasons; These statistics are increasingly difficult to find without knowledge of of the necessary resources and studies, when they used to be published as an increasingly popular yearly article along with many opinion and conversation pieces along with it. now even many past links to articles of this nature are miraculously broken. could definitely be coincidental regardless, why is this a topic hats ALWAYS seemingly left out of the "Mental Health Crises" discussions)but these are just thoughts and experiences of someone with firsthand knowledge, fuck do i know im not in college debt for perpetuity ,unless I am, but does it really matter in this realm at the end of the day. RIP MS. DILLON, you will be cherished by many for years and years to come.

Madeline Green

We stand with Kump 🫡

Private Scepter

Tim is a day late. No excuses.

Curtis Stanfield

Rip Tim’s mum you birthed a legend and your no longer suffering

Jorge Espinha

That’s a great idea!

Jorge Espinha

I believe you.

Eric

schizo posting in honor of tims mom i get it nice

Eric

Spot a single difference between tim's "mom is dead" song and donda... i'll wait

Zach leonard

Thank you Tim's mom... God bless... ,🙏🏼Tim.

Mimi Lafrance

Regardless of Tim’s mom comedy and laughters, I hope she is honoured for her life from baby to mom to difficult end of life. My mom passed recently and even she was so hard towards the end I try to make peace. I love you Tim

Bryan

Yes. For 12 years now.

Sponge

It was fire

Sponge

Is it expensive ?

CutiePatootieFistingChrissysBootyIfInTheMoody

this is fantastic 😂 Dudes car was loaded for FUN 🤩 City Cum Pig

L

Tim may not be silenced And yes good read ty

L

Yo ray, g’lord

L

and btw you wear them $2000 shades

Craig Daste

St peters and the Vatican museum are incredible and worth the visit

CutiePatootieFistingChrissysBootyIfInTheMoody

Dillon Kump 2024 🇺🇸

CutiePatootieFistingChrissysBootyIfInTheMoody

RIP to the Greatest American Trump 🇺🇸 supporter! 😇 ☘️ 🙏 “… she used to eat pizza 🍕 at the mall and that is all..” All hail the cum 💦 🐖💦pigs mom!

Ryan DiNatale

Realizing as I hear Mike Pence speak tonight, I get the same feeling as when I hear Kump discuss culture and the like

Elliot Cruickshank

His lack of common sense makes him the perfect foil

Table Top.

eps a classic

Jared Vanderveen

Why is the producer’s mic turned up so high? I don’t need to hear him chortle. The only death I’m concerned with on this podcast is the death of decorum! Keep him quiet!

Cow Love

$20/month for more Kump. What a deal.

L

Hotdog warlord is Tim or his dad Mama Timmy got the buns Peace be w u Dillon fam 🪷☘️🪷

L

Condolences Tim Love u And congratulations:)

Ryan DiNatale

Rays lack of common sense seems to grow every time I listen to him. Best part of Ray is without a doubt when Tim is imitating him

Deniska Badman

RIP Mermaid Mama Dillon. Thanks for birthing a funny cunt that the world needs right now. ❤️

Erin

Ahhh I have family in the Order of Malta, it always just seemed like a series of cocktail parties for Connecticut yuppies with a religious underpinning. Also, my condolences for your loss. Take honor in the fact that you cared for her, and give yourself grace in the grieving process ☘️

M C

First Tim’s mom now the hotdog warlord. RIP…End of an era.

Chad D

Best part of the podcast

Adam

Ray is as funny as my shoe falling off

Castlebar

Also RIP the hotdog warlord

Andrei Bogdan

My condolences 🙏

dgitaylor45

Possible. But doubtful. I'm going with Occam's Razor, here... The havering idiot I've heard mumbling out horseshit about things he barely comprehends for many years is, once again, being a havering idiot mumbling out horseshit. And yeah, I've heard COMEDY before... But never from Ray Kump. His pal Tim blowing up is the best thing to happen to this dolt in his life. Lucky son of a gun, Ray is.

Foley's Wedding Planner

POV you went to a Catholic HS and this pod started giving you Nam Flashbacks

Joseph Dupnik

Tim - GOD BLESS YOU. Lost my mom last November. She too was in a nursing home for 20 years. It's sad - but it's a relief. And screw all those people who show up at the funeral and weren't there the last 20 years. GOD WILL GET 'EM TOO.

Foley's Wedding Planner

I made the mistake of going to that exact church he talks about for Christmas Eve and it was wild to go through if you had no idea that its "their thing" they do just for Christmas Eve

Alex Mac Donald

Pfff, maybe he know more than he lets on and it's all an act. Clowns tend to do that. Do you even listen to COMEDY? 😅

dgitaylor45

Oh FFS. Kump is such an ignorant dumbfuck. I know more about Catholicism than this fuckin' guy, and I'm a Jew who's never set foot in a church. I love you Tim, but please, man... quit fueling this smooth-brained dolt's delusions of adequacy.

You’re a pile of sticks .

RIP to the hot dog warlord …. I thought he was going to fly us all to safety.

Santiago Ochoa

Im a fan of Lil Duval

Santiago Ochoa

I know the talent doesnt see this, its just read by the giggler. Regardless my condolences RIP . But i know Tim will find the silver lining, like more money for toke.bowls.

Muffuletta

Sorry about your mom, Tim. Please have Ray on permanently. Glad he’s such a good friend to you.

Wes

God tier pod boys.

Foley's Wedding Planner

I always knew it'd end with an armed standoff with police, but never thought Ben would do it in the food court of an IKEA

Bridge

This ep made me miss midnight vigils at Our Mother of Consolation. So... it's got me thinking... does Blue Chew make a chewable Risperdol?

Foley's Wedding Planner

Can we just let ray do the entire funeral....

Maarten .

Tim don’t listen to Ray he’s an apostate controlled by Satan. Catholicism is real, repent before it’s too late, the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand.

Foley's Wedding Planner

"Rays got a gun....RAYS GOT A GUN"

Castlebar

Hahahah, moron. This close to Gilgo guy getting nabbed does make me wonder if they find some more info

dgitaylor45

Horrible idea. Kump is something I just put up with since I like Tim.

Maarten .

Sorry for your loss Tim, I know you were hard on Ben at times but never thought he would kill your mom. Guess you were right about him after all.

Vasco Da Gama

Also sorry for your loss Tim we love you man

Vasco Da Gama

Classy episode Ray was on a heater as always great episode

Jason Grigorchuk

Brendan Schaub did it at his grandma's

Jason Grigorchuk

Are you actually

Jason Grigorchuk

Too many pseudoscientists and right wing grifters lmao

Jason Grigorchuk

Once a family member is mentally disabled they're basically dead. I know that from personal experience. To tim she died like 15 years ago and this was just the body. Maybe I'm exaggerating a bit but, it's somewhat true. I had a family member die like that and I still cried when it happened but I got over it semi quickly because it basically already happened months before

Jason Grigorchuk

Why

Dick Olson III

RAY's Gotta GUN!

Dick Olson III

Rays gotta gun!

David

That was mean brow. I already have four.

Caleb Bean

Grow a pair, this is a comedy podcast

Colby Maynor

Hell yeah Nana crooked doctors should get what’s coming to ‘em

Colby Maynor

Atrolak & adderall are our generation’s queludes

David

Or was she just mean to you

David

Is it true. Do you really open your pod cast like that. What the fuck man.

Timothy

Sorry about your mom

Jackson

Ray can really make Tim laugh. RIP Mama Dillon ❤️

Soursd

Rays got a gun lmaoo

Colin

Lischten t'me! It's a reasonable lunch!

Raul Morel

A catholic episode. Great

Sean Keeran

God I live Tim and Ray.

Haley Price

I spit out my water like a cartoon on the Shirley Temple bit

Soursd

Yeah SSRIs are phucked.

Zordon

Sorry for your loss Tim ❤️

You’re a pile of sticks .

I know at least one of you thought I was lying when I said Tim was asking for a beat

Luke Dautel

COMING SOON...GUINEA PIG...

Jenn

Sorry for your loss Tim ❤️ anyway here is some cool news https://patch.com/new-york/millerplace-rockypoint/s/irbs3/former-suffolk-police-chief-charged-with-sex-act-ce?utm_source=alert-breakingnews&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=alert&user_email=012b7c3f61c5b0f72a725b9fa0b5681ade2e66e2e7af7f89fae6a52ece95d684

Curt

I love Ray, I wish Rogan still allowed humor on his show.

M C

Rays got a gun, rays got a gun lmfao. Won’t lie that was kinda hard. Would love to hear hotdog warlord will save us on that beat. Condolences my dude.

Steven J Blea

Rip mom of pig

Choked a tute with Father bills skin flute

Been on quetipine, not great.

Muhammad married a 6 year old

Best episode ive heard in a while, ray and you together is the best. RIP moma pig ✊

Adam Pond

Objectively the funniest episode in months. Ray needs to be a regular guest like once a week or once every other week.

Billy Heather

Tim Dillon talking about church. Finally, my worlds have collided.

Tinka Andrade

RIP Mrs. Dillion!🙏🏼

Simon MacRae

RIP. Great ep

Failwhale34

Rip. The rap saved my life 😭

Abdallah H

More Kump

Kumpslut

Sorry brother, were doing our own shows! Come on over and join us on the Kump Dump!! Besides if Ray came back here what would we do with Lucie?

Kumpslut

Tell Ray "Im a wine princess bitch"

Handsome twink

Tims mother dying is what the podcast needed. Great episode. Really enjoyed the scholarly insights about the church.

Kumpslut

Yea I was on that shit for 3 months and I was like " I think these motherfuckers are trying to kill me" so i stopped all my meds and havent been to the VA in 5 years, probably saved my own life lol

Nana. B

I would steal dollars and coins and five dollar bills from her purse as able. A ten or twenty would have been missed in a flash. And yes the Irish we do deal with sadness with levity - thank sweet Jesus. ;)

Michael W Smith

Tim, I'm sure you'll never see my post.. BIG Brother but I am sorry for the weight of your complex emotions at this time. Just her absence. I know that you will miss even being annoyed by her. Or manipulated. There is now a void. My Mother is schizophrenic and almost to her end. Burned everything down, and yet, I will miss the sheer uniqueness of her character and the challenging moments that she'd bring. I'd love to compare and share stories! I hope you find peace and laughter in her passing and a deep resolve in your commitment to her. I admire your intentions as far as I can see them. Thank you for what you give us as a community. A hammer, a pillow and a focus. You are dear to me and I pray that this time would have its perfect work in you. Love you, Your SIster, Cindra

Nana. B

Hampton NH dump - but you are beloved.

Nana. B

Imagine they rapid withdrew her - how fucked up that is. Fucking criminal.

Nana. B

The fact they weened her without protocol - is criminal. You should in fact sue. If only for the material. Fuck them.

Nana. B

Tim. Sorry for your loss. I hope she is at peace and you as well. Xo

Cuve_AE

My condolences for your loss Tim, I hope you can monetize this tragedy.

Total Home Grown

🐶

Emilia Tessaro

Lol. Cue Elton Johns/Ray/Tim's threnody "Candle in the grift"

Emilia Tessaro

Condolences to Tims mother 🤍🌹 Not tryna to minimise the loss- but that eulogy remix 🙌 . Best eulogy ever

Markgriddle9

Please just make Ray permanent cohost again.

Bryan

As a Catholic priest, this was the episode I’ve been waiting for. Although I was really hoping for some material about the upcoming synod. (Hey Tim I’m heading to Rome in October! I’ll show you around!)

Mean Mike

If you pay me $5 a month in doge coin, I will edit out Kump’s voice and add in Ben’s laugh

Emeka Ezekwem

RIP to tim dillon's mother. Jokes aside you are brilliant mind and one of the funniest and most intelligent person Ive ever listened to in my entire life I know your mother is proud.

carlos luna

I wish her well ⛳️🏌‍♂️

Kristopher Germo

Tim's confronting mortality and i like it. God bless

Dylan Roberts

“Pope wanted to fuck Shirley Temple”lol’d

C

also plz wear something so expensive its a sin to do it at a funeral^^ maybe a fitted pitch black gucci suit, a 1 of 1 and a watch with so much ice on it it tells ppl, yeah i do cocaine on a yacht . who the fuck are you??=.@

C

messier dillon, plz for the love of all thats holy, you need to give your mother a good sendoff. i recommend (even though you said she would be cremated) a precession, but not just any. a good ole cajun jazz funeral. hire a big band, extras to be in the precession, get a old black woman to do southern funeral songs at the end of the precession hire ppl who never knew her to give crazy ass eulogies and maybe a handful of snake handlers rolling around the floor speaking tongues^^

Brandon Burns

They still do in places where the pre-1970 Mass is said. If you have a FSSP or SSPX Church in your area you will hear chant at a High Mass.

Curran DeLong

RAY’S GOT A GUN!

Inderpal Singh

As a half Indian and half Puerto Rican man i could not approve of eating Indian food out of a pouch .

Jeff

The range of subjects discussed on this episode covers a staggering amount of genres and philosophies.

Jeff

I like how within ten seconds Ray goes from “it’s a bit high in sodium” to “it’s not that salty” when talking about his Indian food pouches.

Dee

Lovely of Ray to show up and make his friend laugh.

HN

Kump's voice even sounds more plump

Brandon Burns

The state of the Church today is essentially lefty boomers vs. traditionalist young people with a bunch of people in the middle who don’t know what is going on.

Callie franklin

God I needed this to be a visual when Ray involved Pope and Shirley Temple.

Taylor

Yeah Hitler targeted Catholics too not saying he didn’t. Just saying there’s some suspiciously close ties between the Vatican and Nazi germany that nobody talks about. For example the pope attended Hitlers 50th birthday party in 1945.

Mitchell Wells

Look up John Bishop. He was a pastor in Vancouver, Washington and he got caught smuggling drugs. I went to his church for a long time. They're making a movie about it

Charles Pansler

Could’ve used that straight fire you were spitting for the cremation smh

ud

Luv u king pig, rest up to the goat, godpig watches over her

Craig Russell

I’m no Catholic Church apologist, but Hitler persecuted Catholics pretty extensively. He didn’t attempt to genocide them like he did the Jews, but he filled the concentration camps with Catholic clergymen who resisted the Nazis in any way.

Castlebar

Stop bringing your death into my sphere. What do you want me to do?

Smalllightstillhere

This is one of my favorite episodes. I had a bad experience with Opus Dei, but I’m still a practicing Roman Catholic, even discerned the ordained Priesthood in the Archdiocese of Chicago. Tim, you are one of my unintentional spiritual directors (I used to say that jokingly.) I pray for the deceased, it’s what we’re suppose to do. Thank you for taking care of your mom before she passed. We’re suppose to do that to and I hope to imitate you more for my own mom and dad. 🙏💕☘️

Noa Rydholm

I was going to unsubscribe for a couple months but now I feel bad.

Oscar Delgado

No tim being composed is not it rn

Bruder Merkwürdigliebe

I'll go to the Vatican for the public execution any Pope.

Bruder Merkwürdigliebe

Tasty Bite = instant diarrhea

Anastasia Beaverhausen

Hi @Jake

Anastasia Beaverhausen

Vatican is a huge let down. I didn’t want to go but my husband insisted, he’s a mechanical engineer. I have a degree in art history and I love Italian art. Images in textbooks are more detailed than what you can see in person so I knew seeing in person wouldn’t compare. The Vatican is so crowded. If you do go, get a private tour so you can skip general admission lines. Once your through the line, ditch the tour guide and have lunch at the cafe in the middle of the pavilion and enjoy the grounds. The Vatican museum is fine but be prepared to get herded like cattle. Also, the Sistine chapel has no lighting so you can’t see the frescos very well. If you’re not that into seeing all of it, might be worth skipping.

Kumpslut

The VA prescribed me Risperdal over the phone without ever seeing me, and Tim is right that shit will fuck you up

Tyler

Shut the fuck up, fatso.

Jade

Just recommended another tier where I could pay more money to watch it in video form and you guys are just dumb as shit like the shit in the bottom of the baby diaper. That’s right has been in the bottom of some welfare mama‘s fucking diaper bag for like three years and then she has another baby and she finds that diaper that’s you shitty

Jade

Motherfucker, if you think I put my real name on this shit, you’re dumb as piss

Love Jokes

Jesus Christ another bitch on her period.

jake

Who cares

Colin

Cunt hole incense.

Tyler Manning

By the way im a very good swimmer👀

Taylor

Things the Vatican did during ww2: -Financially backed Nazi germany and Italy during ww2 -backed Italy due to a multi billion dollar real estate investment years prior -acted as hitlers personal bank -financed the largest German arms manufacturers -took out life insurance policies on jews -pushed to become a sovereign country so they could have a “national bank” so they don’t have to report a balance sheet

Tyler

We wish you well

Kim Jong Fumes makes Xi JenPyoing

The way Ray said “sorry for your loss” he’s never cared about anything less than Tim’s dead mother

MrsAvery

I’ve never heard Tim laugh this hard. I had the biggest smile listening to it.

Jade

Ethan…. Thanks for your contribution and thanks for your service.

Ethin

Gtfo weirdo

Michael Kane

Here's hoping they have lightly-cooked French fries in Heaven #RIPatty

Josh Wolf

Great choice with macro plate btw, I’ve used macro plate in LA since 2019 and has totally transformed by body. They are tasty and high quality and fresh.

Gerald

Rays got a gun!

Soursd

I went to private roman catholic school kindergarten-8th grade. Public high school for D1 athletics but couldn't hang with D1 politics. Life's a St8 up Trip. Tim sending love and hugz

Pheyk Bizness

Our sincere condolences 💐. Great podcast and the best way to through pain is with laughter. Ray is a great companion for that. God bless

David Eric Ricketts

Next time our prize pig is late he’s going to say his father died. Kidding! If you’re great, you can be late.

Nobody Special

Small skeletons🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ray is great today

MRKANE

Sorry about your loss Tim

Koko97

I love hearing my two favorite piggies squeal.

Darren

RAY’S GOT A GUN!!!!!!!

Guy WithNoTV

"Now I'm not a doctor..." "I'm not a religious scholar..." Tim: What's in the Vatican bank? Ray: Small skeletons. Ladies and Gentlemen, The great Ray Kump

Guy WithNoTV

HAHAHAHA

matthias bowie

Thank you

Jacob Lear

Was at the NH show with the broad who got up to pee🙄…BEST COMEDY SHOW I’ve been too thank you Timmy d!!!!

Trunky

That freestyle rap is hopefully dropped at your ma's funeral. Wonderful sendoff from the heart.

Will

Sorry for your loss Tim. Thank your for Kump, otherwise this episode would be a loss.

Lynn Chemel

Yeah I agree. There’s a lot of side-effects. I will say Risperdal is better then many of the first generation Antipsychotics which are the biggest offenders of TD which can be debilitating. Risperdal is better then say zyprexa and clozapine when it comes to weight gain. Abilify can cause some aggression initially and is linked to gambling issues. While Risperdal is one of the biggest offenders of gynecomastia. Generally, if someone has intense delusions you’ll need a powerful antipsychotic to get them out of it. While Risperdal isn’t without side-effects, it’s still very useful for many cases. I definitely feel bad for anyone that needs to take any of that stuff. Even antidepressants suck when it comes to side-effects. Many people don’t realize….I found it a little cringe when he commented that the doctors were saving money by cutting her meds. I sort of doubt that. Many patients, especially older patients, need to have medications reduced due to their bodies changing. They generally need less medications. She also may have been having some horrible side-effects. For instance, lithium overtime WILL KILL your kidneys. There’s nothing you can do to stop it. Same with depakote, overtime it will effect your liver. It becomes a risk vs, benefit situation.

Bobby Dominguez

Use the eulogy to announce you’re running for office

Bad As Can

You can find Ben working the Starbucks on La Cienaga by the Beverly Center

Dino Fonz

Rays most recent pod was above average, but idk about all of the Kump eps…

Raspants

I will pray for you

Raspants

Bless your heart

Samuel

rays pod is above average

dayron perez

I’ll be your mom now tim

__

Sorry Tim

Xavi

my condolences rest in peace mama tim

Urethra Franklin

Absolutely not

Dino Fonz

Can we just bring Ray back full time? Also, he’s a great friend to you Tim, I’m so glad you’ve stayed so tight with him! His solo act not so great but together you guys are magical.

Christiana Williams

I'm sorry for your loss Tim!

Jane Sooch

Was at the NH show- iconic. The outfit, you fit right in💀

AllTooEasy_

Tradgedy brings out the hahas sometimes

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

Condolences

Ben Seales

Literal laughtears rolling down for 20 seconds at the Shirley temple you know what moment ….

James

As a poor who can't afford that tier I still support this idea

Pog Daddy

Stream the funeral here. Its the Rothschild episode we all deserve

Mr. Bob Dobalina

Why are we hearing the producer

Adam Osmak

No Patreon/Spotify link yet? Weak

Kevtron

This was the funniest episode to me in a longggggg time

gaurav roy

I would pay good money to get a video clip of Tim's speech at his mother's funeral. Do it for the patron fans Tim.

Ben Pitchford

Everyone knows momma Tim was paddleboarding with the Obamas but the MSM wont cover it.

Alec Neino

Is it too much to ask for a rap album with the two fat men?

Frank Drebin

I regret disparaging Tim for being late, He deserves our love and support in this pig time,

Joe Rinaldi

Woody Allen is playing jazz clarinet in Milan at Blue Note

Jade

No it’s not it’s just a patreon and he doesn’t have video like ever it’s not as entertaining. I did the 20$ tier for a while and he wasn’t posting shit so yeah ima make a comment. I listen to all types of comedians podcasts I would assume from a competitive perspective video would be helpful. It’s not hard to turn on a camera point it at someone he said it himself before.

DentonVisual

Sorry for your loss Tim. Investigate Ben, he may have had a hand in this....

Gromit ®

Kump is the closest thing to filling the Ben-sized hole in our hearts ❤️‍🩹

Total Home Grown

If we pay extra can we get episodes without Ray Kump or just get his voice dubbed out?

George Stephen

This is an extra episode…

matthias bowie

Lol grounded in foolishness. They are just followers. Lost internally. Grounded externally in their community and rituals.

matthias bowie

I went to church with my sister..... they sang that song. Were you there. When they raaaaaped the boyy

Violin Viola Masterclass

Did you know “Catholic” means “universal”…I’ve been reading St. Augustine’s “City of God” (apparently this was Charlemagne’s fav book) Augustine was a professor of Rhetoric (as Rome was being invaded)…and “The Rule of St. Benedict” on how monks should live in harmony (silence was very important and recitation of psalms) never been to a Catholic Mass—as a classical musician, I wish they sang the Gregorian Chants…

Jade

look man why am i paying more to listen here when i get video on youtube and its free like wtf... without the video its not really worth it and is half as entertaining.... make a tier which unlocks videos or something like wth.. lemon party and hatewatch both have video so does yannis.... like everyone does. its seriously annoying.

insidejoke

Love kump

Peter Mountjoy

I’m pivoting to Bombay potatoes.

Aaron Lennon

Ray kump is by far and away, my favourite guest/co-host. It always puts a smile on my face when I see, he's on the pod.

Raspants

Southern Baptists do not handle snakes. That is Pentacostal. Southern Baptists are actually very conservative business minded people. I grew up atheist on the West Coast and spent some time with a SB church when I lived in Memphis for a while. Baptists churches can vary greatly but these were some of the most grounded kind hearted people I ever met. I know no one will read this lol.

Samuel Chambers

The new guys laugh is brutal

True Rambler

KUMP!

Delyn Kirstein

Nah but pickle my head and bring it out for Christmas

B_n4sty

TURN MY HEADPHONES UP. TURN THEM SHITS UP

Jorge Espinha

You are going to hell boys! You are going to hell……Shirley Temple! Jesus!

Jeff Carpenter

Sorry to hear about your mother.

Tj Turner

Can we get a 3XL t shirt that says "I can count my own calories!"?

Dave

Condolences Tim. Glad we have Kump with us this episode

10000 Reasons

You mean to tell me none of you caught when Tim asked what’s in the Vatican bank and Kump goes “a bunch of small skeletons probably” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Big Mike

It’s about time

mikesi1983

Tasty bite

Dale Thomson

R.I.P Patty Slides

Baddogmama

My whole life is being allowed into places I’m not supposed to be

Samuel Chambers

Ray would be a great transgender

Christian Clark

The man who made Tim Dillion, the MAN who it’s all owed to. The hefty, the ROTUND, the verbally UN-agile yet knowledgeable… KUMPPPP!!!

Christian Clark

KUMP MY RUMP!!!

Christian Clark

KUMP!!!!

Swaggy D

Rest in Peace to your mother Tim , I hope you are taking it well and continue to prosper and make people laugh from the depths of their gullet. Be best

Dawn Junior

Tim, Sending love and deepest condolences to you and your family on the passing of your mother… You will do a great job speaking at her service. I encourage you to be okay with any emotion or lack of emotion while you’re speaking, and throughout the entire process. There is no right or wrong way to process/grieve. Be kind and gentle with yourself ❤️Love u

Michelle

Rip Tim’s mother, the Princess Diana of Long Island.

Dan Phillips

Where do I paste this rss link on Spotify pls send help ima piggy

Piotr Dembowy

Fun fact about Tim’s mom. She was actually the original little mermaid #OG

Archduke Abino

They filmed a few church scenes in Lafayette Louisiana a Baptist Church off Kaliste Saloom .. same church.. the church me and my family was at...... And I think think I was s janitor and mowed the je grass. . there at the time...

Hannah

You can just rap the eugoogly... But seriously - sending thoughts and prayers your way, Tim.

Mean Mike

Tim’s book release has been pushed back to May 2024. Fake business at its finest baby

Joe Dobbs

Ben throwing his toys out the pram was the best thing that happened to this show. KLU KLUX KUMP is back.

Archduke Abino

Are you thinking getting yourself stuffed amounted.. and then .. a marionette shom?? ..... Say..... Yes ..... !n.. put on marionette show with you. Dead body just like rope. Good strong hanging rope ... that would be a show. That would be way to go out cuz you could you fuck it.... There's so many things you can do at the end. You u could out caradine style .. It sucks because you can make all these plans Dragon know what you're doing. You know you're dead. you're gone. You're lights out you know . So really it's up to people... IYou des... What you pretend that your designating and then we someone sort of makes a call after if you fucked it up and picked the wrong person...

Jorge Espinha

This is been running like a Swiss clock.

Jorge Espinha

Stuff an uterus inside one of them and they can be sent to colonize Mars with Musk

DanielDragon

I eat Tasty Bites stuff and they’re actually kinda good lol

Lilith

Risperidone may be pretty useless as an antipsychotic, but it sure does do a great job of helping men grow boobs and lactate.

Lilith

I worked as a registered nurse in mental health for over 20 years, and I'm afraid I do not agree with you at all. Risperidone is shit. The side effects are horrendous (feel like growing boobs and lactating boys? Or how about a permanent internal feeling of intolerable restlessness?) and it doesn't work very well. It's just not a very good drug, even by the standards of antipsychotics which are generally pretty heinous.

Josh Bartlett

I wish her well

Logan Kelley

This was magnificent

John Peate

I wish you could lose a family member every week! This was amazingly fun. with deepest sympathy you are in our thoughts.

Mean Mike

Kump episodes are cozy

Michael Lorusso

I was laying in bed listening and almost had to leave the room so I didn’t wake my husband during the rap. I was silently dying.

Tom

BIG MIKE 2024 CHANGE (Yes we can!)

Michael Lorusso

RAY’S GOT A GUN!

H. K.

That rap was single-handedly the funniest shit I’ve ever heard hahahaha

Logan Byrd

The freestyle was refreshing

R

Risperidone is the go to drug for most schizophrenics. It works well and has few if any side effects. The problem with it is that slowly a patient will build up a tolerance, when that happens they get prescribed one of many other drugs that all have serious side effects. After a month on the replacement their tolerance disappears and they can go back on risperidone. I worked in a assisted living home and my clients went through this regularly. That doctors and nurses don't explain this to relatives is fucked up.

Elliot Cruickshank

Bring back Ray as co host

Ani

I know Tim said that he felt like his mom died a long time ago, but I still feel sad for him! So many laughs hearing about Patty since 2020, I hope she’s happier now & can comprehend the legend of a degenerate pig she raised. Don’t relapse Timmy xxx

You’re a pile of sticks .

Negative, some of it was mildly sped up . 1-2 skipped 5-10 mins of silence

herbius derbius

Thanks pig

Kitty D

Muma Dillion would want you to scatter her ashes over the people in the next Trump rally. If you can get a bit of her mixed in with some of Trump jr coke rails. Then he can snort her off Kimberly's butt hole. RIP OG little mermaid

RA man

Much love brotherbear

RA man

Even though at Magoobys I got to shake your hand between shows

RA man

If she could have taken me with her. Play in DC

Emerson Powell

Let’s hope the audio works on this one

Bob Smith

It'd calm me down

Bob Smith

I've been on risperadol

Delyn Kirstein

If i die i want to serve the luncheon during the funeral. I would want more of a spooky funeral tho. Like after its done i want them to open the coffin and my body will be gone. Boom i was in the luncheon.