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Bonus #212 - Sugar Lord

🕑 Added 2023-08-30 23:26:25 +0000 UTC

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HummerEV96

Too bad they never built those cities.

Dick Fitswell

Holy hell that made my day😆

Ron

They can either try and rebuild San Francisco just to still live amongst the poors (gross), or they can create their own city and tailor the residents to their liking. If they make the barrier to entry so high they will only attract a certain type of citizen, mostly sheep brained millennials with a decent amount of scratch who want someone to take away all their autonomy for the sake of convenience. Then if this trend catches on it’s easy peezy to create a new middle class that only exists in the smart cities, and if you want to make that new money you will have to conform to the dystopian nightmare. Idk just spitballing here

Donovan Collinsworth

Tim I'm a fan girl of yours. But I'm realizing I'm outclassed by most of your fans. I'm not like those other gals, and that's exactly why you should accept my marriage proposal now! We'll move to the shithole 60 miles north of SF with all the scumbag tech bros and live a horrifying techno dystopian nightmare till we both die from some heart conditions from our years of hard drug usage and lack of care for our bodies. Sincerely your straight future husband.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Nah that's End of Money. The end rant was downright transcendental.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

If by reinvent you mean level, I'm there.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

So a more realistic BioShock?

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

He shoulda kept his mouth shut.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Build the sty, and make Google pay for it.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Ben's a faggot.

Jester Jack

Is this how Night City starts?

Christian Glen

Ancient Chinese secret

sam clegg

BRING BEN BACK.... or buy a calendar

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

We have a chemical that cures pedophilia, it's called gunpowder.

Matt

The piglets are getting hungry

Muffuletta

Come on, Tim! It’s August 38th already! We need slop!

Ji Heon

And he complains about “working too hard” hahaha

Dennis Dunne

At this point I get surprised when I open this app and there’s a new episode from this guy within 10 days of the last one

Michael Christian

12:00am

Ji Heon

Yo, when’s the next slop?

Axeking

0 chance in hell that is the producers fault. It's Tim Dillon here not Joe Rogan with all that discipline

Christian Glen

Lol

Christian Glen

But he gives much better head

Usman

I remember Ben saying how ppl would message him as soon as it was late. One guy said “you know why I’m here” 😂

Usman

I like how the new producer keeps himself a complete secret to avoid us harassing him 😂

Collin Hecker

Bring back Ben. At any cost. This guy can’t get an episode out to save his life

Daniel Stevens

Late!

G-Sleazy

Hey- Obama’s even gayer than last week- and tickers got the receipt

Jorge Espinha

I like the way you think Emilia. I laugh really hard with the Tim as Lena Dunham. It would be better because Tim is actually funny

David Mettee

Least organized Faggot out there. Tired of your lazy fat ass.

Emilia Tessaro

Yeah ill leave the funny to Tim. But wasn’t it so funny when he said he’d be Lena Dunham in the Girls reboot in the regular ep?? I was in my car laughing so much
ah the mental image made my day. You dont gotta share in my delight. I am hot and do whatever I want

Dylan Roberts

Good thing ur hot

Emilia Tessaro

Tim in a chair across from Hollywood studio execs uncrossing his legs like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct. “Ever seen a bald eagle before”. Both legs in the air spread eagle. Zazlav says he’s willing to end the strike. “What strike” Tim lights a cigarette. Tim as Lena Dunham in Girls Reboot đŸ€žđŸ€ž

Brendan

Call Ben faggot

Cody Lawler

OH YOU MEANT HEROIN

Cody Lawler

Sounds like a challenge.

Pookey611

Surprised he skimmed over the “Apply for residency” phrase he saw early on in the city segment. I don’t imagine this would be a city anybody can come wander into to shoot up in.

Morgan

Producer I know I have been critical of you but, you are doing good with the audio now. Thank you!

Oscar Delgado

Slooooooppp

VibratorBattery

https://youtu.be/G4J9tE7JTh4?si=KFEhUYeWpeCXv6T3

KGB

OMG sometimes skips a week and blames Not himself lol

Joe

Tech guys are building cities they are playing Minecraft in real life đŸ˜‚đŸ€Ł

Anal

You’re a pile of sticks .

It’ll just go into the pot

LOU T.

my worlds collided this episode when the pig brought up Ron English and the obese cereal mascots

Steven Cooper

Lol agreed

Cody Lawler

If the cities so "smart" Why is it first on my list of, "places to attack if i become a domestic terrorist."

LOU T.

if i wanna send something to tim how do i go about that?

Emilia Tessaro

"Men will no longer commute they will communicate"-Arthur C.Clarke. Yeah except tech guys dont do either. They just bike from hotspot to hotspot testing internet strength. Meanwhile back at the ranch its $75 for some eggs and a coffee. Gonna build a Pig City right beside the smart city those tech guys gonna feel so dumb

You’re a pile of sticks .

In case you’re curious, I’ve gotten about 20 adds during the latest pod

Jon Udell

Jesus Christ ... Im watching the Youtube pod w Yannis... what the fuck is up with Tims face? He has the Irish curse for sure.

Christian Glen

Bill Richardson just died. He got away with it.

Lauren Olamina

There's also Giando On The Water which *is* in Brooklyn https://www.giandoonthewater.com/

Lauren Olamina

Thanks so much for sharing about this Flannery shit. I grew up in Solano County and my mom still lives there. Shit is wild. More info here http://terrafirmafarm.com/2023/08/30/solano-county-in-the-news/ The quote in that blogpost that really stood out to me was "Occasionally, someone from an urban area does actually buy a piece of farmland in this area for the purpose of building a house. More and more often, this happens over the internet, which means the buyer is responsible for their own due diligence. Sometimes they do it, sometimes not. ..Flannery and Associates... did no due diligence"

Michael Hilson

Ron English’s Propoganda series is dope! He does a great take on the sugar cereals, Sugar Smack, HoneyButt, etc. glad the pigs finally getting some class and understanding fine art!

Joseph

That new city will have to stay totally privately owned if they want to keep the homeless out. There is a community in South Africa that is privately owned and exclusive and it’s thriving while the rest of the country descends to hell. The main problem is if they’re inviting progressive tech people to live there, the movement will inevitably cannibalize itself.

Jarred Lozano

Mohammed Al fayed just died today, dodi Al fayed’s dad. Sky news just posted about it on their Instagram. I hope Tim sees it and puts it in an episode lmaooo, they actually mention a lot of relevant facts that him and kump usually make fun of

LI LOUD

Russos on the bay is in Queens !

Dylan Roberts

Not enough Kump this episode.

Paul

Both have a gay host!

M C

NGL as a producer new Ben is on point.

M C

He should have marched on Moscow and gone out in a blaze of glory like a man. In the end he more less of a hotdog and more of a wiener. RIP

Guillermo Gutierrez

Get Jack Schlossberg (JFK’s Grandson) on the show

Fernando

The shout out to Russo‘s on the Bay got me going. It’s not in Brooklyn though it’s in Howard Beach Queens you pig.

Jorge Espinha

It’s odd that Tim and others got the immediate (and short) future of the Hotdog warlord so right, but mr Wagner himself got it so wrong! Weird, say what you will about Russians but they aren’t a naive people. What was he thinking? How did he think this was going to end?

Queefs galore

Imagine if Elon fucking Musk had the power to evict you and your family. Honduras and El Salvador are already running test drives of these type of cities funded by tech ghouls.

Clinton Body Count

Ahh a fellow connoisseur of auto pilot porn.

Clinton Body Count

I’m in the south of France right now like a good California coastal elite. There are ZERO fatty boom battys in France. They literally would not fit through some of the doors. France is fat phobic and it is refreshing. #fatholocaust

Cris

4/10 episode

Travis Barnes

fuck u fatty bo batty

Tolu Banwo

In the game cyberpunk 2077 the city state “Night City” was the first of its kind in America and was founded in the 90’s in the games story. In the game the city is founded by a billionaire tech entrepreneur who decided to start the city because he beleive the country had become a failing society lost to violence. So with a couple of other billionaire investors he found some land in the San Francisco circle (morro bay) and founded the city. By the year 2077 and decades after the founders death the city had grown into a massive dystopian city state filled with crime, extremely overpopulated and a small upper class that functioned as both tech businessmen and politicians who run the city state using both their own police force and private completely functioning military owned by them

Nicole Cox

This rant needs to be on the youtube episode. People need to hear this demonetized or not.

L

Where is kump

defo

If you pay to be a Rothschild you get to pay to be a Rothschild.

Nathan Pitek

Tim, there are PornHub videos of Tesla highway sex. It’s already here and it’s been here

A. Toad (Bawk)

Off to the woods I go!

GAGE CARLSON

No Ozempic. We like you fat. And fuck you Oscar.

Samuel

Imagine being this broke and gay. Go do something with your life bud

David Davies

This was a banger

Mr. Bob Dobalina

This is my last patreon ep before my sub expires.....Best of luck boys. Haven't been able to make it through an ep with producer laughing straight into mic

Chris Carnevale

Anybody interested in 2 TD tickets for Parx Casino September 8th? Row B. $200.

10000 Reasons

N what?

Alex Gullen

An attempt at Galt’s Gultch in Chile: https://youtu.be/SeFcwM6TBLs?si=hKAUZ1IxGQxVwybj

Alex Gullen

What an actual attempt at building a crypto based Galt’s Gultch in Chile looked like: https://www.patreon.com/posts/episode-314-life-88182601?utm_medium=post_notification_email&utm_campaign=patron_engagement&utm_source=post_link

Samuel Chambers

Great fuckin epi you grotesque pig man

Curt

The tech people might have those robot dogs with guns, but why are they building in a high risk wildfire area?

Hoosier317

Shut the fuck up. Cuck

Who’s done anal?

Ben Pitchford

go watch his podcast hes not dead

RickyBobby

Get the political back bone and will to clean up the cities - aka GIVEM THE POT! Third time's the charm? No third time's the pot.

Cody Lawler

So Ozempic is the fucking drug from equalibrium? Pass, I stay in shape and off drugs by being strong, not by suppressing who I am.

Leslie Cain

I miss Ben

matthias bowie

We low key need to reinvent our citys. Watch not just bikes or strong towns and youll see what i mean. Id rather it be more like a amish community personally. Lets all go back to gardening and using lamps for light

Bad As Can

Get on the ozzzz ray, we care about you, the plumping must stop soon

Bad As Can

Polo - For the Gentlemen of Size!

Pheyk Bizness

Strike Force 5

Emm

This was amazing ✹

R H

Anyone else kind of not care the giggler is gone?

Morgan Green

Yeah this Ozempic drug might be giving people stealth mode depression

Morgan Green

Yeah this Ozempic drug might be giving people stealth mode depression

Morgan Green

Solid bait

Justinian

N

Justinian

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Ben Seales

Great fewer-laughs ep. 53 min ish ‘the tech guys can’t deal with people’ vibe js very underrated. Was just listening to politics podcast with nick cleggs smart lawyer wife. Clegg was uk co prime minister and now is one of zuckerbergs high ups at Facebook. She was asked who had the real power, politicians or tech guys, she said she couldn’t say but thing she noticed was tech guys found politics 

 ‘alien’ đŸ™„đŸ« đŸ„± more Ron English please

Justinian

"It is the people who are home both nowhere and everywhere, who do not have a home soil on which they have grown up, who live in Berlin today, in Brussels tomorrow, in Paris the day after that and then again in Prague or Vienna or in London, and who feel at home everywhere! They are the only ones that can be addressed as the international elements because they conduct their business everywhere! But the people cannot follow them! The people are bound to the soil, bounded to their fatherland, bounded to the possibility of the life of that state, of that nation which offers it!" -Adolf Hitler November 10, 1933.

DPconn

15 min cities. Just put an ID on your forehead or hand to enter

Mike Wood

Is he gonna talk about ozempic the whole hiur

Mean Mike

Thanks sugar daddy

Oscar Delgado

Oh Tim.You emotionally dead mick. We need a 3am episode.

WhiteGirlinDirtyAirForceOnes

This is the best bonus of 2023

Thomas

You are retarded

You’re a pile of sticks .

Yeah ?

Portia Nicole

Next it'll be lofi Bart or Supreme Rick and Morty

Pog Daddy

https://youtu.be/M5_1KEzjyq4?si=nd7wPv5_M2zuWlTW

Pog Daddy

https://youtu.be/M5_1KEzjyq4?si=nd7wPv5_M2zuWlTW

Emerson Powell

The title of this episode reminds me of sugar man, Rodriguez. He died when I was on my honeymoon in Bali and no one I know really seemed to care but it fucking sucked.

Pog Daddy

Art. https://youtu.be/M5_1KEzjyq4?si=nd7wPv5_M2zuWlTW

j sin

open.spotify.com/episode/4ZiLAgG1UDtyXPrTs40tQQ

k Monopoly

Yes, let's trust Rocco Ortenzio, chairman of the company that makes Ozempic, a knighted member of the Pontifical Order of Pope Saint Sylvester (one of five orders of knighthood awarded directly by the Pope as Supreme Pontiff and head of the Catholic Church), to hand out a pharmaceutical cure for the general population.

Michael Benvenga

Is there public transit?

Samuel Matteo

Tim, will you be my father please?

j sin

you two should talk twitter.com/ronenglishart

White Man

hello ray

Edward Flowers

Thanks

James

Lol you must not have been here long fren

Wile E. Coyote

quisp

Patrick W Bears

I never would’ve guessed Galt’s Gulch would be in Solano County

Wile E. Coyote

https://www.mindzai.ca/cdn/shop/products/Ron-English-Cereal-Killers-3-inch-Mini-Figure-Series-2_5000x.jpg

Casey

Edward Flowers

Could we get that link to the art described

andrew cavasos

Too* Fat poor.

Matt Hayden

Nope

FentanylFan69

It’s nice to have someone who uploads there paytches on time. Matt and Shane have become rich Hollywood sellouts and forgot where they came from. They never post on time they just don’t care about the fans that made them. They have just become rich and don’t care anymore. Really big pieces of shit. I’m going to have to cancel my sub to there paytch and just join the Roth Childs because unlike Matt and Shane Tim post on time and cares about his fans even tho he’s also a rich elite man. Fuck MASSP. Sell out fags to good for us working class men

Junkie

You have no idea how destitute California is. The proposed city is right by a military base. They better hope they don’t need it.

Soursd

Sober houses are fuckin scary buisness

Cow Love

Mr Hamptons is impressed with stoner art?

David Eric Ricketts

This and a new War Mode! There is a god and it hasn’t forgotten my kinks.

MrsAvery

Tim is the love of my life But if anyone hasn’t checked out Ray Kump’s podcast/Patreon, you should. It’s so fucking funny

andrew cavasos

If I pay to be a Rothschild do I get video?

Sitdown

Chantix also targeted your pleasure receptors and people started offing themselves. 😒

Daniel Levay

Night made

Shauna

Thank you ❀❀❀

Bubba

only a 300 pound pig could argue that sugar is a more powerful drug than cocaine

Koko97

4 car 4 car

Tom

Been listening to you all day this far. Content king

Eli

The Polo Pig Returns!

Kyle

Slop city

Big Mike

Welcome pigs

Dick Olson III

This is the slop we all been waiting for. Thanks daddy pig.

youmebangbang

Ho Lee Sheet!

Ben Pitchford

uh ohhh

Alex Fritz

Sheeeeeyit

Pleasureman69000

Sugar baby

Bettie

I just refreshed and BAM

Googaa25

❀


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