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Bonus #213 - Desert Circle Jerk

🕑 Added 2023-09-08 08:30:28 +0000 UTC

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HummerEV96

Glad I have never been to burning man.

G Muns

Bring back Ben. This dudes laugh is annoying af

adam gardener

I really like his RFK impersonation. It's as good as when he does Ray or Maniscalko

barnac

i give this episode a must listen badge of honor

Vaia

\`zsw3c

Vaia

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Another hero that lived long enough to be the villain.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Fuck Cornell West. Guy has every wrong opinion.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

You forgot the I in Military Industrial Complex.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I love lamp.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Bidens are definitely the Boltons then, although that's probably giving Pedo Pete too much credit. And Trump's Bobby B.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The real discredit is that Cheryl was chums with Epstein.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

This is why Raymond is correct about fractional reserve banking.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

All that strike accomplished was making the streaming services treat their customers even shittier. Entertainment industry needed a purge, now that they've dodged it we're stuck with mediocrity for another couple years.

Semen Trusov

Speaking about the gypsies - I remember one story, I was escorting a group of four japanese into museum at downtown Moscow. drinking Sprite mixed with amphetamine, as we approached the building, three gypsies, one of them a girl in her teens was holding an infant in her hands, approached me and said "Baby needs to drink!" and they tried to fucking take the Sprite right off my hands, I was holding to that stuff like I never held anything in my entire life, not because I love drugs (although that's true) but I realized, if they will give my Sprite to that infant, he will be fucking dead in an hour or even sooner. That day I've saved a life and I'm proud of it.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Burning Man is just Bohemian Grove 2.0

Nate Adams

I think you’re just jealous because you can’t comprehend the genius of Tim Dillon. You don’t have to be angry at me for it, but I don’t mind. Let it all out buddy. All that pent up rage and self loathing. Just lest it all out on me like a pipe bursting from too much pressure 😘

Simon Fleury

Dunno how Palestinians might feel about that episode and kudos to Jimmy Dore for calling him on that one. Love the pod as always. Keep up the good work Timothy Shalom é... 😉☘️🍻

FinkelsteinShitKid

Everyone’s a critic; even people who use the word, “bruh”.

fantanapanama Schack

"They sell pussy cream and eyebrows"

Rebop

The issue is with Drew Barrymore is that it is giving the studios a chance to be able to either secretly hire writers, or have some other way to come up with a script, and then be able to point to the show as an example of how the striking writers aren’t needed. All it is, is giving the studios a huge chance. Also, we don’t want to end up in a world where companies cut off employee bases until they get to the bare minimum required to meet deadlines. All that does is make work absolutely miserable and stressful for the workers, less quality work and more money for the studios.

Joe Boiko

where is the slop!?

G-Sleazy

Tim… I love you

Charles Douglas

BEN'S REVENGE

Christian Glen

Oscar caused the blackout! Look into it.

Chris Seifried

I knew he wouldn’t get the book out on time. Now it’s moved back to 2024

SparkyDHappyCat

Nigga

Justin Epperly

I think these are almost always audio only.

Kaitlyn Hale

Yep lol

Frank Drebin

Shoulda kept your mouth shut

Omar Villaire

new here?

st0rk

CHEEERYYYYL

Kilolson

You're being too hard on yourself about the RFK Jr. episode. It was really good.

Jesse Boag

I always enjoy the build to a heartfelt piggy ending.

victor

Russia started the war, no matter what NATO may have done. The US supporting an impeachment kind of change of government, even if you call it a coup, way back in 2014 (two free elections have been held since) doesn't warrant blowing up a country by Russia (mostly part of the country that was pro-Russia, btw). Even our boy Prigozhin said that the reasons Russia gave for invading were bullshit. Putin was just pissed off that Zelensky convinced in 2019 the voters that were usually on the side of pro-russian parties to vote for him and his party. Which meant that he lost hope they would secede and unite with Russia.

Emilia Tessaro

I was listening to that ep on Sept 11 and..yeah that blackout seemed all too convenient. Coincidence or power grid power move? Who knows.

Steven Nethercott

You know that the lady was doing a bit for burning man right? She's a comedian

crow one

I love your user name Osama, I feel like changing mine to Obama Bin Aladdin also my pronouns to hesaidshethey

Osama Bin Latinx

Dana Moon is a comedian and she’s really good. Those TikToks are mocking the festival and festival goers.

Riotgirl13

This "blackout" also happened to Gary Bell when he had a supposed ex-Nasa employee call in...just saying...kinda fun, isn't?

Evan Edelman

Dana Moon is a parody account. You and Rogan thought she was a real person?

Jorge Espinha

There’s one podcast” SGU”the guy records everybody in a separate track and mixes it up in post production. He’s a uni teacher , has another podcast , goes to skeptic conferences has a huge site about science , has a family too. And only recently he included another guy in the pay role . I doubt SGU makes a fraction of the what Tim makes. Tim just doesn’t care.

Jorge Espinha

Discredit? I think junior does that by himself with no outside help.

Kaitlyn Hale

Why is there no video?

Afroditi

Hey, I have no video on the YouTube posts for Tim’s show, only audio. Does anyone else have the same problem??

Connor Frank

it was tough to see him not get the joke lmfao she was laying it on pretty thick

dgitaylor45

Good episode. I've seen a lot of people take drugs and have fun, but there's always a few who make it some lame, boring thing about an "experience," or something.

Internet Gas

Oh my God, jk rowling!

Christian Glen

Awesome. Truly one of the biggest upsets in UFC history. Dana is so pissed. Now they cant do the Izzy vs Dricus Du Plessis race war lol

Peter Mountjoy

Great episode Timmy boy is best solo on Patreon keep the guests for YouTube.

Emerson Powell

At the beginning not many people were going for Strickland but he won the crowd over with his performance and by the end of it everyone was cheering for him

You’re a pile of sticks .

Uncle Tom is a real one

David Eric Ricketts

Thanks, 🐷. Love

David Hamilton

So... Home prices have almost doubled, and they're almost all owned by 3 corporations, who clearly overpaid. Just curious, what do you think happens when they go out of business for making terrible investments? Bailout, or nationalize housing the way we did elder care? Possibly even worse, the corps get bailed out, and use the money to take over and destroy another industry, then the state charges citizens that cost in extra interest. Outlaws private home sales. A capitalist society, that just let them sell their distressed upside down assets in a crash and go out of business would be fantastic, and recreate the American dream, but the government and the companies that buy them, won't allow that, but will remain popular.

Koko97

🤑🤑🤑

Hahaha jabooey

I love you tom

Christian Glen

Can't believe Strickland won! That must have been amazing to see that live. What was the general crowd reaction like?

Alex Mac Donald

10:05

Mihai Olteanu

What's hilarious is that someone like Tim can't recognize that that Dana Moon chick is doing a bit and he's taking it at face value

Steven Cooper

Tim’s impression is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jake

Also, buy a generac unit to back your shit up 🤡 moron

Jake

(Generac)

Jake

Wish you didn't discredit the living hell out of your guest. Entire country is on a bobsled to hell because the media's hellbent on another Biden/trump election. They will not allow any other candidate a platform. You have one of the only reasonable humans running on your show and mock him after the fact. I wouldn't vote for him because he has some sh!t opinions but despite the content of the interview you completely discredited two party opposition you fat sack of shit 🤡

FRANANGELICO ONA

STOP LAUGHING INTO THE MIC. WHY DO YOU KEEP THE LEVEL HIGH IN THE MIX?

Dylan Roberts

Great episode with RFK. Since you’re in that circle, get Larry David next.

Axeking

Jon congratz on being Tim's only fan who has ever been employed, we all look up to you for real

Axeking

Rogan has 1 guy on the show with him. he also has a veritable army hired and a massive complex for production of his podcasts

bob boberson

JFK JR episode was historic. He really knows his stuff. Please unblock me on Twitter.

Akshay Singh

RFK ep was fantastic, don't sweat the blackout too much Timmy, it was probably Oscar!

Queefs galore

The whole point of doing a podcast and patreon is not putting any efforst into it. The Cumtown model if you will

Sal Paradise

I have a crappy home studio for music recording & I knew this. He makes (or made he hides Patreon #s now) like 200k a month how can he not afford a semi-competent production team. Rogan does it with one guy & production equipment for a podcast is pretty f'n cheap all things considered.

Jon Udell

Hey Tims production team... I was a sound mixer for the last 27 years. Big movies, episodic TV. etc. Thank god Im out and don't have to work with assholes anymore. I had some luck and did work on some classic Farrely Brothers comedies ... If your production team had their shit together it would make no difference if you lost power.... they still should have had the audio backed up on a external recorder powered by batteries.. Thats how most location sound guys work.... I have over 100k in gear to sell... we could set you up with a nice Sound Devices recorder/time code slate and never fuck up again. Get in touch if you need a consultant that really doesn't need your money or make excuses.

bquick94

Kennedy family is like the Stark family from Game of Thrones.

David Eric Ricketts

Name stealing Kazarian’s got us into all the wars. Every politician is on their knees at the wailing wall doing anything 🇮🇱 wants.

Haley Price

I’m naming my next child lampshade

SparkyDHappyCat

Kill tim but don't get me banned plz🙏🙏

Pedro Wunderlich

What a privilege to help raise money for your friend’s daughter’s rare form of cancer.

Christian Glen

Hope he gets it done. Strickland is absolutely the champion the fans deserve lol

skyler Martini

I swear this is actually Finkelstein 😂

Lilith

Don't feel bad about not knowing how to read, retard. A lot of people struggle with things like learning to read and knowing what a woman is. It's not your fault your dumb as a post, (though it is your fault that you hate women and aren't willing to listen to us).

M C

Bruh put down the meth pipe, you’re doing too much out here.

M C

So now we have the 4th or 5th Kennedy who’s running for president. What is it with these people, I don’t care what his points are, this family is too obsessed with the presidency, they need to all go away.

Portia Nicole

Nah just the CIA

Portia Nicole

Jews cut the power

FinkelsteinShitKid

Next summer, Barry Barack Obama will be hosting the inaugural week long, ‘Burning Trans Festival’, at his Martha’s Vineyard estate. Party goers will have their choice of either an 8 ball of cocaine, or 3 grams of crack, which will be included the ticket prices, and though it’s not required, attendees are encouraged to come dressed in their favorite chefs’ uniforms for first night’s formal dinner party. In addition to the drugs, VIP tickets also include a gift bag, curated by Dylan Manveiny, that includes a bottomless Bud Light cup, giving the VIP free Bud Light for the entire festival. Of course there’s also a ceremonial statue planned, but the Burning Trans’ version will be a 3 story high wooden rendering of Michelle Obama, who will be fashioned will a 7ft long penis that gradually becomes erect over the festival. On the final night, when the statue’s cock is finally in it’s fully hardened state, it’ll explode it’s contents of non-alcoholic marzipan onto the waiting crowd. Initially, it was suppose to be a high alcohol content marzipan, but since Barry is hoping to have many kids attend, he wisely, and thoughtfully, decided against adding the alcohol.

skyler Martini

Not reading all that retard Don't masturbate to Matt Walsh too hard tonight 😘

Lilith

Hey, you forgot to threaten to rape me with your lady dick, incel. Being frightened and angry about the impact that the TRA's are having on women's rights makes me a woman, not a loser. Trans "rights" impinging on women's rights, safety and ability to participate in society may be a trivial non-issue to you, as a man, but it matters a great deal to women. It may surprise you to know, but it's not safe for us to have violent male sex offenders in our prisons, because they rape us. It may surprise you to know, but it's a huge violation for us to be forced to share our changing rooms with men, men with sexual fetish's watching us undress and getting their dicks out. In any other context, indecent exposure is a criminal offense. It may surprise you to know, but it's a huge violation for us to be forced to share a toilet with a man in the next stall masturbating, because he's aroused by being in the women's toilet, because that's part of his sexual fetish. I know that as an incel you simultaneously hate women and don't understand them, so I'm explaining this to you in excruciating detail. After all, TERF stands for Tediously Explaining Reality to Fuckwits and you are certainly a fuckwit. As for your political takes, yikes dude. So, your dumb as well as a committed misogynist. I don't think I can help you with that. My advice to you would be don't take any more doses of that "safe and effective vaccine" (The one Uncle Tom, I mean Cornell West, strongly recommended you take on behalf of big pharma). It appears to have done some serious damage to your brain.

Salil Al-Sawarim

My parents used to go to burning man they stopped about 10 or more years ago. We have had our own burning man in our backyard every year since. A lot more wholesome still lit.

skyler Martini

If anything West would hurt Biden in the general election, but a dumb fuck like you wouldn't understand because you have a toddler's level understanding of politics

carlos luna

Hasanabi or curtis yarvin on the pod ?

skyler Martini

Lmfao being so pressed about trans people makes you a loser. Even Tim says people obsessed with them are freaks, you should probably stop listening then. And West is running as a green party candidate, which doesn't make him a Biden cheerleader retard. You probably beat off to Matt Walsh

Lilith

Hey you forgot to threaten to rape me with your lady dick. That's the way you folks roll isn't it?

Lilith

As a man who hates women, you may not care about women's rights, but I'm pretty sure that makes you the incel, not me. I'm what you would probably know as "die TERF scum." You know, the sort of woman who men like you threaten to rape with your "lady dick" (in the name furthering human rights), because you are totally the kind of person that any woman ought to feel sharing intimate public spaces with. Go fuck yourself incel, and if you think you can win votes for your candidate by belittling women's concerns about their safety and rights, then, well, you really are a sad stupid little man aren't you? In regards to Cornell West defending Biden, Cornell West defends Biden, the most fascist regime in US history as not a fascist, just a "milk toast liberal" (which he is not), while calling Donald Trump a fascist (which he's not), ignoring the fact that words have meanings. That is supporting Biden. After Bernie dropped out last election, he also advocated that people vote for Biden, because Trump was a fascist who must be defeated at all costs. That is support for Biden, you actual moron (and incel). If you need anything further, feel free to rewatch the painful interview Uncle Tom, I mean Cornell West, gave with Jimmy Dore. I presume you are also down with his pro Antony Fauci stance and his aggressive promotion of black people to take an experimental medical treatment, under duress, which has turned out to be wildly unsafe.

Oscar

Suck my fucking cock

It's no character piece It is what it is MAGA

If there's a god in Heaven. Kenney's elected president and we have The Pig as a press secretary. 🔥

Jed

Hi Tim's Team, please invest in an uninterrupted power source, so if you have a power surge you have time to react and wind down.

Jayson Hatt

god fucked us all and you know it

Jayson Hatt

never fly on a plane again

Jayson Hatt

exactly what i thought. just because this isnt his main show doesnt mean deserve to get dry shitty content.

Jayson Hatt

faggot

Jon D

Tim should have livestreamed the RFK Jr. Ep like the classic Curtis Yarvin one. While your at it, please give us anothe Yarvin livestream ep 😄

naoimh

Tim / Tims laughter track, please link to Spotify. The Patreon app is a crock of shite. Please and thank you. ♥️

El Barto

The Star Wars convention I went to had 80K people over the weekend and it was obnoxious as fuck at times

Emerson Powell

It’s been amazing watching it all go down. And Sean calling izzy the chinaman 😂 70% of people here are going for Strickland

skyler Martini

If you come out of hearing Cornel West, one of the most prolific critics of neoliberalism and Democrats, and think he supports Joe Biden, you're an actual moron

skyler Martini

Even Tim supports trans rights incel stfu and stay living in ur moms basement. Jimmy Dore is a deranged alcoholic grifter

Lilith

So he can embarrass himself like he did on Jimmy Dore, or so he can crap all over women in the name of "our precious trans folks", stan for Joe Biden and spin a lot of crap? I'm done with that man (and with Marianne Williams). I don't need to hear from either of them, thanks you very much.

Eduardo Carbajal

I can see tim to sactown after tigerbelly

KARN0

How do I dislike a comment

skyler Martini

TIM GET CORNEL WEST ON THE SHOW

SparkyDHappyCat

Gtg cc. C

Christian Glen

Go with God

Christian Glen

Cool, should be a good card. Nothing has been funnier than Izzy's alleged dog fetish.

PBRAADEN

"Our"? Americans don't write 1,5% . You lying loser.

Matt

You took ten years off my life making me listen to the "galactic language" clip.

The 4th Gabi

“The hawrah…”

Dick Olson III

Sames 🤣🤣

Dick Olson III

I'm glad they can have the festivals in the desert so all the ice agents can do Ayahuasca and design better cages!

Alex Reisinger

yea lemme get uhhhhhhh...the rock fighting a rock voiced by Kevin hart

G-Sleazy

Dude shut up

Nate Adams

I wish the world could hear Tim Dillon through my ears and see that god damn genius through my eyes. This man is a word prophet, delivering our sinful, undeserving ears with the divine truth on a weekly basis. Is it blasphemous to say this man has guided me through my life more than Jesus himself ever could? Anyway, in the fat chance that this comment ever gets read just know that I faithfully spread the gospel of Mr. Tim to all the ears of the unenlightened, acting as a militant disciple. Also literally anyone can I have $20 I’m kinda in a tight spot right now?

Cody Landefeld

The voice Tim does for Bobby has me weak! So freaking funny.

G-Sleazy

There’s no such thing as a crappy movie starring THE ROCK

Jenn

live your life

Jenn

You steady chasin' that paper, just live your life

WhiteGirlinDirtyAirForceOnes

And here I am with a ticket to see Tim at Bari’s debate hahah

Odel Lake

This episode is filler

David Davies

The Kennedys aren't cursed. They're the targets.

DentonVisual

For a second when i read the title i thought Tim was going to have a Dessert Circle Jerk 🧁

Rasif Khandoker

Blackout is such a lie

SunNSnow Mussoorie

Well you obviously fell for the propaganda. NATO has literally forced this war upon the rest of the World. And NATO basically means the USA lately. How would the USA react if Russia was continuously trying to arm all the neighbours of the USA? And the country that is spending 1.5% of the budget to screw in another part of the world and make sure more and more young people die in an endless war obviously have not learnt from the way Biden ran with tail between the legs from Afghanistan making Taliban the 4th best armed army on the planet. And Tim is crazy?????

Emerson Powell

I’m at UFC Sydney this week. Any Tim fans fight fans too? Izzy vs Strickland ?

Bethsaida P Wilkins

https://www.facebook.com/Fandango/videos/1512062876300476/?mibextid=Nif5oz

Raul Morel

Stfu nobody give a fuck about nazi ukraine

Zack Mester

True speak on the internet algorithm. It’s more about flashiness getting attention and views rather than depth and pure high quality

Jorge Espinha

Shouldn’t be this the “main episode”? This is the one we pay for!

Hannah

We need t-shirts with 'Show up. Shut up. Sit down.'

Jaren McNeil

why is it in our interest ?

Jared Mckindley

Bot

Samuel Chambers

Your producers laugh is grotesque

Ben Kenobi

"if you meet someone who says they have no regrets that's a sociopath" 🤣💀

Kevin

The rock vs a glacier had me

Kyle Volz

I love this shit. Tim’s commentary not the horror.

Mean Mike

Should have kept your mouth shut

Gus69 Xx69xX

Its not that people think you're crazy,its than you've been taking idiotic right wing position lately, especially with Ukraine.Supporting Ukraine is not just the moral thing to do,but its in our intrest.Complaining about the money we give them when its less than 1,5% Of our annual military budget is pretty stupid, calling nazis a country of 40 million is pretty stupid.More than 10 million Ukrainian refugees so far,so please reevaluate your position.

Sandlapper

I’m bringing the zombies with me to the show in Charlotte. Know you need butts in seats Timmy

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

Tim just hire Ezra Miller to stand next to you all the time, you'll seem quite sane by comparison and I think it counts as charity work

jimmy szatkowski

Great episode

Supreme Jew Overlord

I’m 28 living at home unemployed and I broke down crying today for the first time in 6 years. Thanks for the slop you pig I’ll gunna take a handful of Benadryl at the 30 min mark and pass out at the end. If I wake up I’ll smile in the morning knowing at least I’m not at burning man with a friction burn from a sandy handjob. Thanks for giving a reason to try another day tim your shit rocks and means a lot.