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Bonus #214 - Nobu Feeders

🕑 Added 2023-09-15 08:12:43 +0000 UTC

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Meredith Bezner

Should've given Ray the money for Lena to paint a mural of Johnny Gosh

HummerEV96

Love that Nobu Malibu rant.

Alex M

👌👌

Mark

Monkey pox prob

Austin Hertell

Why do you have a boil on your neck?!

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

It's a thing.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I couldn't stop thinking of "Why are you gay?"

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

All the humor is coming from fucking Devan? That tells me all I need to know.

Polite Comment from a Dick.

I’m with Tim!!! Have hot women always been this litigious? or is this a recent thing? Jesus you’re hot enjoy winning the lottery without even playing!!

Barry-O

Picturing the Pig wearing cargo shorts and spilling out of an IRA North Face...

Joseph Irizarry

Don’t be scurred

Joseph Irizarry

Tim is so scurred

Mike Bresh

LGB

Tj Turner

million pods out there go find one

Lilith

I couldn't get through this.

Joe Boiko

he is a big spender I bet and big tipper so he can probsbly bicth up a storm

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

So this whole episode is the pig trying to e-blackmail his 2nd favorite restaurant into respecting him. I'm strangely comfortable with it.

Big boobs.

Liam

We finally find out that Tim’s a good Irish republican! I’ve wondered for years.

Otis Bourdeaux

make the patreon #s visible again corporate transparency act. I am apard of the the Us government

infinite Fibonacci

Ben's podcast is cute, but Jace is annoying and Devan is the only actual comedian. Ben is quirky and kinda interesting, but also kind of repugnant. Their show usually quickly devolves into them just doing South Park accents and giggling nervously

Byzitokone

Is Nobu like a femboy hooters? maybe I could work there

Christian Glen

Russell Brand didn't kill himself!!

Osama Bin Latinx

A 38 hour work week? Don’t bring that shitty French work ethic into these sacred comments.

Jorge Espinha

Emilia you are a star! I remember now what probably did the trick . I referred to Grimes as “one of Elon Musk’s Heifers”. Apparently it’s against the standards

Emilia Tessaro

Unfortunately no. Im at work around kids 38hrs/week and gotta do lotta work outside of work. Plus I like socialising in real life and going out. My pod time is finite jest. Though I suppose i should give Mr. Ben Averys pod a listen eventually, if ppl here like it chances r I will as well

victor

Don't you have time for all of them?

Emilia Tessaro

Did u know Legion of Skanks is a bunch of dudes in black tshirts and Mitch Hedgeberg isnt blind. Never judge a book by its cover (or podcast by title i suppose). But yeah really hope Ben comes on as a guest and he can promote his pod cuz i hope IRL him and Tim still get along and whatever 'feud' exists is just manufactured to drum up dramz

frank

The Tim dillon show is much better than legion of skanks but much worse than the new Ben Avery show. I am torn because tim makes me laugh but not as much as Ben Avery and legion of skanks helps me sleep

Emilia Tessaro

MTV sanctioned an unscripted soap opera with no actors ie. The Real World to circumvent the writers and actors strike before so if ya gonna be a scab Tim, film it and let us view it. Have Lena or a random homeless man paint a mural. Stop being polite and start getting real.

Emilia Tessaro

Women start questioning saying yes to the dress so they measure it using a football field. That obesity wedding is depressing but also the most romantic thing I ever heard. Julia Roberts movies and blood diamonds got nuthin on forever fat and happy. Feminism is important but feederism really be tappin into female desires

Jorge Espinha

Et tu Denton?

Fredo Cuomo

eat her ass, climb that corporate ladder

Patrick C

Tim- have you ever seen Sister Mary Explains It All?

Meh

Anyone else replay Tim's reaction to the Dr asking the woman "Why are you here?" lmao

M O

"I've been around big people all my life"

PammyCakes

Hey 👋🏼

Tim Scott

Only seeing thanksgiving for Tim Dillon

S

Tim cackling >

DentonVisual

I'll squeeze your dick

DentonVisual

It was because of your face

Pog Daddy

https://youtu.be/hm9N3PDCyXU

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

So Tim does have some black fans

Emilia Tessaro

🥂appreciated with pure class here Jorge

Jorge Espinha

I just got suspended from Instagram. They don’t like my favorite emoji🤮. At least here I’m hated with class

defo

Tim is in the arena, truly.

Osama Bin Latinx

Is it though?

carlos luna

Come on. .tim needs to be on lemon party podcast tim said ben is his brother forget the beef 🙏

joe

Tim Dillon is my favorite faggot American Irish Catholic… you don’t choose it, it chooses you. But it’s a beautiful thing, truly. Break the sacraments and keep on trucking.

Haley Price

Pay Lena Dunham $3000 to be your feeder for 5 hours. Wheelchair you around as well to Nobu.

Cody Lawler

Is it a thing to respond to multiple people on a patreon comment section or is this just something you personally do?

Marcus Steele

smh

Pog Daddy

If I'm going to continue paying for Patreon instead of child support, can you post more with videos please.

David Eric Ricketts

I liked Flemings in Newport Beach and Woodland Hills when I was in Los Angeles flailing around the Comedy scene. Did I say flailing? I meant failing. Good night!

rc_xxiii

That was my favourite Patreon episode for a while 👏🏻

Jayson Hatt

i thought your book was coming out december now its april 30th? what the fuck is wrong with you tim

Mr. Dillon

Okay - we are not giving her free health care

Jenn

Nobu menu looks mid

Jenn

Let’s respect the deceased

DentonVisual

Right, I hear you. So what you're saying is next time just start swinging. Knock the bitch out, tell her this is my sacred body?

Jenn

Weird flex

Jenn

Stand up for yourself or work at Applebees, way better HR and half off apps

jake

Tim is his own feeder

jake

If everyone thought this way we would have bidenomics for ever

Ani

This was mid, bring back Kump for more unhinged conversations !

Chev

Ok tim

Samuel Chambers

I have to grab your tits every time I go get someone miso soup. Sorry

Samuel Chambers

What happened to women?!?!?!?

Lance

Suck a tailpipe nerd

DentonVisual

But its retro, get it?

DentonVisual

I work at chilis as a server and the women are always oogling at me and pinching my ass, but i keep my god damn mount shut because I am a PROFESSIONAL I didn't even say anything when the manager shoved me into that tiny office and pushed my face into her sweaty kitchen line ass and made me grab her non slip shoes BECAUSE IM APPRECIATIVE

Clinton Body Count

This is to preempt the Ben gays. Fuck Ben. He got too big for his britches. Lemon Party sucks.

dgitaylor45

Cool. No Presidential candidates this episode. Politics is the past. This is America. Voting is old and boring and it doesn't matter in any way. Also, it's not funny. It's revolting. Seeing these ""'people""" campaign for these lucrative and powerless sinecures makes my fucking gorge rise.

Piotr Dembowy

Not me

Carson Tank

Great ep. Back to basics, making fun of fat people and a knock off version of the view.

Tyler

If not, consider suicide

Osama Bin Latinx

Hey guys. Who’s gay?

Hahaha jabooey

Tim do you not remember naming an episode the chat - after the the talk?

Collin Hecker

I can’t wait for the chemistry between Tim and producer giggles to build to the point where Tim can begin to relentlessly harass and demean him. He must realize his job is never safe and that he can be replaced at the drop of a hat

infinite Fibonacci

Not "people" --- just some cretin named Peter

Zachary H

Nice one, Pig

Josh Bartlett

Grow up bitcx

Josh Bartlett

Ben is gay

Dawit Zelleke

my saviour 🥹

Josh Bartlett

Timothy "DILF" Dillon 4 President 2024

Lance

Xeets to yeet*

Shane Perreault

You're disgusting 🤢

Cody Lawler

Imagine the amount of fucking violent autism you have to get mad over a disembodied occasional giggle. You belong in the cells next to the late Miss Dillon.

Axeking

People are starting to hate the new producer. The cycle of hate continues

Melissa Gifford

People act like they've never heard of Hooters.

Emerson Powell

Sounds like Tim is Hunters feeder with all the frozen yogurt he is buying him.

infinite Fibonacci

This would have been a good Ben episode. I think Ben is a feeder tbh. Also, $33 is pretty good, istg I will become an auto worker and f*** up their strike. And the writers strike too. Who cares about the writers. Movies have been dogsh*t for 20 years. If Tim's movie gets delayed bc of this I will have a few very choice xeets to yeet out. edit: good call Lance