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Bonus #217 - For Your Consideration

🕑 Added 2023-10-07 03:08:38 +0000 UTC

Comments

Kip Sparrow

“What kind of autism is this!?” 😂

HummerEV96

You should've been the host for the daily show.

Not a pretty pal Boi

She’s been friends with Tim for like 8 years

Dr. Juice

Random girl and some kid. No thanks ✌️

Lilith

The pro and anti Russia bots are at it big time. Anyone want to bet that after this episode we never hear from Yomo (on behalf of the US deepstate) and Siberian Tigress (on behalf of Russia) ever again in the comments?

Donovan Collinsworth

I wanna turn into a Roomba in your Hampton home after getting married to you Tim Tim. Yes or yes!?!?! Just say yes! I'm part Irish so I just need taters n nicotine and I'll be a good Roomba.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

It's a bigger crime than lateness, poor audio, and murdering Ben all put together.

Paul Bruno

I unsubscribed after the fake chewing noises. Sadist.

Barry Quinn

FUCKING EPIC EPISODE. THE VERY BEST!

frank

Thank god Ben Avery is podcasting this shit sucks

Wdym

Al

I’m an old tim fan. This shit fell off so hard. Man I miss the good old days. Was my favorite for years. It got old :(

Callie franklin

I follow Harry on X and I want to smother him with a sock daily. It’s embarrassing.

Jennifer

Omg I didn’t even know what this CHIP shit was and let me tell you it has been so much hassle trying to get health insurance for my babies because they keep going back and forth on if we qualify or not and this application is pending with not enough workers to freakin get through all of the applications. And in the meantime we don’t have health insurance and department tells me it could take up to two months like wtf. Dems try to do this shit like they are helping us when really they just make shit more complicated and I’m losing my shit. Biden bros can fuck all off.

Hilarious episode

Thank you and good luck

Anyone else have issues steaming the Hamas pizza episode?

Bylat

love Jessa reed

Nathan Smith

what we’re the ppls names on this episode i looked up chester reid and nothing comes up

Nathan Smith

that biden retard is the most unsufferable kid on the planet

Joe Boiko

mk ultra kids via adderall!

You’re friends are annoying laughing at every single word

JD Vance Refrigeration

My god Tim is on fire on this episode!! 🔥

Jan wouter Boers

Biden bros are lucky they're kinda cute

Oh my god JESSSAAAA

Clinton Body Count

The music zoomers like truly is indicative of their mental retardation. Sexy Red case in point.

Nancy. Queef.

Not a great relationship with D’elia I guess lol.

Nana. B

Jessa Reed is brilliant. More Reed!

Inviting twinks to the Hamptons solely to see them shirtless is peak cum pig behavior.

Donnie Dorito

Come back to miami!

Ant P

Don't do daily show Tim! You are so much better than all of this muck. They can only benefit from you and they have nothing to add to your talent. You have sky high future, and they are a dying media.

Queefs galore

Geoff Asmus should host the daily show

Adelaide cancelled FFS

Bradley Rylance

Brutal.. the pig cancelled perth.. me and 5 other cunts are gutted

Steven J Blea

Bro. Say green Chile is good and I’ll tweet.

Cody B

Top 5 episodes, laughed for 15 min straight

timmy

weak episode

Come to dallas 🐷

You’re the best. Can’t wait for your Toronto show. Please tell me there are tickets left!!

I have a ticket for the Christchurch show 😭

Davis

Hey Cum Pig and Pig’s assistant, I know you are foodies. Was wondering if you could put together a list of some of your favorite restaurants in different cities. Would love to check some of them out, esp in LA

Tim singing sexxyred made my fucking day.

DJ Garcia

The palpable threat behind, "We'll get REAL liberal..." is pure TJD

We should encourage people to drink WITH their parents: nothing is a greater encourager of sobriety

I love how you speak and what you talk about with Jessa. Very cool. Worth the patreon. Thanks!

Tyler Manning

this is what happens when kids dont do drugs XD

ChopGlockShogun

Those two little retards really are smackable.

See you in Perth fat uncle timmy xx

L

Tim pls make europe tour

George Soros

This was one of the best from timmy

MIZ SHEEN

Great guests they didn’t talk

great episode

Samuel Brister

True but perhaps you're too invested? I had the same problem

M C

Was one person giggling in the background not enough? Did we really need two of them?

Jon Udell

There is nothing so last year as talking about politics.... what a great way to waste your time. Who am I to tell people how to waste their time... Enjoy brain rot. Right on Tim ... dont let your guests whine about politics!

Christchurch show canceled!!!😭

Candy Nix

Tim would bring life back to television.

Dawgz 2024

Tim is a real American hero

Douglas Scibelli

Tim and Jessa are my two Patreons.

Yo I was absolutely ripping down the interstate listening to the Macarena saw this and was like “OH SHIT” - I swerved into like 2 lanes almost had a career ending incident lmao

Great episode!

Jason

Unwarranted boomer snobbery against blue collar working people was off the chain. Most of my grade school classmates parents basically had working class lifestyles and still held blue collar people in contempt because they were delusional about their place in the world.

LAUREN LEE

Lake Cuomo

Samuel Chambers

Classic epi

Samuel Chambers

Tanks missiles guns

😂

Taylor Soderquist

How Jon Stewart could imo as a 33 yo make fun of beautifully both left and right..Tim you on daily show might resurrect them.

Jenn

FYI the Pres/CEO of Paramount looks like the offspring of Alex Jones and Rex Heuermann…

James Coulombe

Laughed the whole time, love you Tim

Sandlapper

You wouldn’t make it a week on TV. Your Bentley would mysteriously drive into a tree at 180mph leaving only your charred remains. Officially ruled a suicide.

Cassandra V.

You shouldn’t have drowned the Biden twins while you had a chance. 😂😂

Brian Gibson

Fuxk yeah! Jessa Reed!

You

Great slop very edible.

LI LOUD

Daily Show hosted by TD would be hysterical

Boring ass guests just laughed the whole time just gave me come on and I’ll do that

ZAC

Halfway thru and already best episode ever. That boy is on 🔥.

I love that RFK's voice is now a Tim Dillon thing. 💕💕 Cheryl!!

Draven Cruz

Man I love Jessa reed. Reached out to her about some attachment questions and she responded back, thoughtfully. 🐷

Ken Orluske

Best episode!

Andre Doumad

Boring guests

marceline

Tim was COOKING with this one

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

With the miracle of genetics and the advent of resurrecting thousands of dead species on the horizon such as dinosaurs, mammoths etc., I can only hope that America will do the right thing and stuff them deep down in the bowels and crevices of the Earth, preferably under some of the more heftier counties and states