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Bonus #218 - No One Out Pizzas Hamas

🕑 Added 2023-10-10 17:16:14 +0000 UTC

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HummerEV96

Wished I lived in Switzerland because no one is worrying about Israel's problems over there.

Jacob Fordham

Milwaukee is where Giannis plays that’s not in Minnesota Ray👁️👁️

QWERTY_420_133

21:30 Hitler would’ve actually supported the Palestinians as they’re Arab and according to nazi race theory Arabs are Aryan descendent

spencer paulec

Tim has to call Bari Weiss to figure out Gaza and the West Bank are two different places 😂

Fahim Huq

Tim just can not accept when he’s wrong, can he?

Christian Underkofler

I feel like this an instant classic.

Fred

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/5/9/palestinians-blast-pizza-hut-for-ad-mocking-prisoners Pizza Hut beat him by 5 years anyway. they actually did it

Space Tiger Steven

disgusting

He actually made the Pizza Hut Hammas video and released it🤣👏🏾 fearless.

This really devolved fast when sandwiches came up. Lol .

Ali Nasir

"We night not believe in the two state solution, but we do have a two cheese pizza that we do believe in." - PizzaHut

G-Sleazy

Get with your own program there fat boy- Geeze!

Tj Turner

Its a comedy show bro. Hes think they are something they are not. Its satire

Steven J Blea

If Tim doesn’t put the episode out I’m unsubscribing and joining top tear on Lemon Party, the best new podcast.

Emilia Tessaro

Slip slap slop Tim. Wheres the slop

We Will Not Have Children Because K-Pop

Hello Mr. Dillon, after listening to you for a year my wife and I were so inspired by your show we decided to gets on the Googles and start making emotional support content for suicidal Korean pop stars. We'd love to hear a rant about the current K Pop suicide crisis, they're going down pretty fast over there https://www.youtube.com/@kpopisdead/videos

Dylan Roberts

I guess that’s one way to retire

Logan Hays

Tim is holding out on the next episode until humanitarian relief reaches Gaza

TJD4pres24

Where is it you fat bitch

Ivan89

Damn it Tim and producer's name I can't rememebr we better get our sermon delievered today and better no AU or NZ comedian guest or I swear to RFK Jr there will be consequences

Marty

We need white mongos part 2

Evan Kirchmer

these chilren need Jesus

Thief where is the episode ! Three episodes a month isn’t the same as 4 a month you said 1 episode a week that was the fucken deal!

Pod Castables

Where is the new episode?

Emerson Powell

Hand over the late patreon episode or I’ll hunt you down while you’re in my country pig 🐽 🇦🇺🦘

When I was a baby my dad would feed me Pizza Hut with a fork and knife

Tj Turner

i think scott missed the point about it being a comedy show

Jason S.

Cheryl!!!!

Scott

Tim, let me help you out with what your take should have been on the Youtube episode on Israel-Palestine that wouldn't have forced you to choose a side and also wouldn't have forced you to rescind your previous outright support for Palestine, which feels maybe a little naive now? Try this as a take: "Gotta be honest, seeing a lot of Nazi-ish stuff on the left, these last few days. They're the people who are supposed to hate Nazis!" Like the outright pro-Hamas demonstrations in American cities. Like “pro-Palestinian” protestors saying the massacre was a "job well done”. Like the chanting of "There is only one solution! Intifada Revolution!" Like BLM placing the image of a Palestinian paraglider on their Tweet. Like the same image on “pro-Palestinian” posters around the country. Like literal swastikas in these “pro-Palestinian” protests. Like a Stanford professor singling out and separating Jewish students in class, putting them in the corner and calling them colonizers. Like Jewish homes in Berlin being tagged with Stars of David. Like people demanding “proof” of the atrocities, then when they are given them, still denying them. Like people in Western countries tearing down posters of the hostages being held and throwing them out. ALL THIS AFTER 1,300 JEWISH PEOPLE WERE FUCKING RAPED, BURNED ALIVE, AND SLAUGHTERED. These are the images people would be seeing in 40 years from now if a second Holocaust were to happen today, and they would wonder, "How could people have been so blind?" Thank God Israel has the means to defend itself, although that's certainly being tested right now for sure. You didn't have to be pro-Israel. You didn't have to be anti-Palestine. Just anti-Nazi. The left gave you an opportunity to say something meaningful while also being funny. Instead you do you best to "both sides" this thing like a fucking clown. "Well, you see, someone's always gonna get upset." Yes, sorry, the best comedy is also at least minimally insightful. Tim, I'm sorry. I'm a fan and maybe you're doing what you should, and I appreciate you. But the stakes just seem very high right now and bending over backwards to find some middle ground is so naive and typical of what all the morons in this debate do. I'm sure if you even read this you don't give a shit but I'm writing this anyway. Whatever.

Mean Mike

I’m craving some fresh slop

L

did you not see the videos from multiple angles proving that palestine bombed that hospital with a failed rocket? retarded pig

Fuck isreal they just bombed a hospital killing 700+ filled with over 50% children didn’t know that’s who isreal was fighting against 0 warnings given… and still tried to blast all over social media it was a misfire from “Hamas” with 0 evidence to back themselves up angering all Muslims and forcing them to reunite so the Jews can come and Beg their daddy Unite States of America for help after they commit horrific war crimes with 0 accountability this is all going the way isreal wants it to go so that we can fight their war again like we did in 1948 history has patterns in it and this is just another one they are directing. Ultimately at the end all this results is them becoming a stronger country with better equipment…

Content is happiness. Remember that, Tim.

Jason S.

Cherylll!!!!

Thomas Carrigan

Bruh this episode is a week old and that shit happened today

skyler Martini

Tim nothing on the hospital in Gaza full of kids getting bombed? Hollywood made this man cower in fear

Guillermo Gutierrez

Is this still available?

I was fat and gay as a child horribly playing t ball in the 90s. The only saving grace was going to pizza hut after pretending my best to play right field so my father wouldn't hit me. I miss that pizza hut.

Tim I flew 2000km to see you in the airport hanger in Brisbane. Loved every second but also sad didn’t get to do a meet & greet as I was ovulating and was going to offer you my drunk-Australian-registered-nurse egg.

Anna O

I’m from MN and “MN is a frozen dump” is so true !! LOL!

Levi Johnson

This is the fattest review of the hamas attacks you’ll find

MilkySauce

Hey Tim, I want to see you interact with Kurt Metzger and the boyz at the boyzcast... You ripped skankfest dude!

a.wienhoffer

Tim’s the least gay comic due to the fact he isn’t brainwashed by Austin, TX

Please somehow rectify things with ben and bring him back in some capacity

Maysum Allibhai

Thanks for some levity on Palestine situation. Hope next time you guys are a bit more caught up on the situation (by your own admission). I wish the funniest clips weren’t the Israeli and American PR about a genocide…

Christian Glen

Wouldn't a Palestinian state be an ethnostate? I though the left was against those.

Gub A. Zai

Ray Kump forever

Marco Coelho

Gaza is not all of Palestine you fat fuck

Rebop

Damn, thus is one of the few times I've been disappointed with Ray's knowledge of a subject

Cunning Linguist

Tim, always a man of culture. Baja chicken is the only selection at the quiz

Muffuletta

I desperately want a TimRay food banter while driving podcast

Frank

No one out pizzas Hamas

Unexplained Boner

Ray has some funny comments but sounds like he has a mouth full of pennies. Also, Giannis plays for Milwaukee, that’s in Wisconsin… I’m also aware how weird it is that this is the point that I chose to comment on.

Idiots. Hitler was the reason Arab extremism escalated against Israel in the 1930s. There was a Muslim unit in the SS that was recruited to kill Jews in Israel.

Ben Pitchford

Ray speaking is the equivalent to listening to someone eat with his mouth wide open. holy fuck bro work on that shit.

tmbruzzy

Ray was right. Hamas is governing body of Gaza according to wikipedia. Tim needs to pay reperations to Ray Kump

Bocelli's Ghost

I still never tire of Raymond's worldly takes

Dawgz 2024

Nice

Dawgz 2024

So many selfish fucking assholes . Go start your own podcast you cucks . Yes this is my only social media . Hope you’re all having a good day. Even the cucks claiming they will pay more to make king pigs sidekick an after thought.

I claim responsibility. Not for Israel...just Chicago.

zippy zipster

J.k. is this rays patreon?

dgitaylor45

Yeah. I've had enough Ray Kump for one lifetime. I can't believe he hasn't himself, TBH.

I'll pay extra for no more Ray

Jonathan

The Jewish Hollywood actors are super silent. Not one word. Their handlers tell them

Going to see The Pig in Sydney tonight!

This use to be a comedy podcast

Man this podcast has gone downhill. Tim, what the fuck

Ms. Bob DoBalina

Ray sounds like he talks with a mouth full of warm marshmallows and no teeth.

Christian Glen

Ray is literally as polarizing as the Israeli-Palestinian conflict!

Ray is insufferable to listen to

Jeff

Miz Khalifa? There’s no way Tim Dillon, a gay man, is more familiar with Mia Khalifa. You’re not fooling anyone Ray.

Vinny Cionci

Is Ray retarded?

Patrick Mc Toal

Free Palestine 🇵🇸🇮🇪

James Danchus

“Here at Pizza Hut, we understand Hamas just wants its piece of the pie.” Lolol

Jarvis

Hey 👋 Do we have a discount code for this pigs slop shop? Even Chrissy Chaos gave us Patreon codes for merch

Joe Dobbs

As an Englishman never did I think I'd hear Tim reference "keeping up appearances" with Mrs Bouquet hahahah

Guillermo Gutierrez

“You think Hitler would’ve liked Palestine?” Do not google that if you support Palestine

Emilia Tessaro

No one out Quiznos the Ray

Neerajsing Rajput

Ray Kump is a Palestiniane sympathizer. Freaking Lefty.

skyler Martini

Free Palestine 🇵🇸

Michael

Ray always brings eloquent political analysis. "Wha-What? What was their name? Mia Kalissa?"

Stephen Dodd

More Ray 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Meredith Bezner

Quiznos slaps

Majdi Awad

Also, I can connect you with Palestine experts if needed. My father's family is from Deir Debwan in the west bank. I happen to be in a Global Policy masters program, and know a few people who are active in Palestine and in Palestinian American groups.

Majdi Awad

Hamas is the power in Gaza. But as a whole in Palestine; the Palestinian Authority is ran by the Fatha. Hamas once Fatha dead. Interestingly, it was Islamic Jehad(Most extreme; criticized Hamas for not being extreme enough in the past. The equivelent of our freedom caucus), Hamas (Fundimentalist, huge group. Lets compare to the far right as a whole), AND THEN, Popular Front For Liberation of Palestine (FAR FAR LEFT; ALL BUT Communist. Imagine the Squad if they actually did what they said they would). They all kinda hate eachother so its wierd they had such strong Co-operation in the attacks. Was mostly hamas and Islamic Jihad, but there are just more of them . ANYHOW, all of them hate the Fatha as they are seen as corrupt. In general, most arent happy with any of the governments; similar to our country rn.

Christian Glen

The mighty nation of India has officially sworn to never beat off to Mia Khalifa again. This could be the end of her career.

Billy Boggle

maybe you should host the daily show. Candor in the face of crisis

This is my only source of news

Pookey611

Wow I expected Kump to come out heavily pro-Palestine and on this one as well as heavy in general

Noah Hegazy

the duo to save america

J

Lovin all the Kump on recently. Feels like the pig's golden era again.

Dawgz 2024

Kim Delaney is hot .

Drew from MD

Bring BACK BEN!!!! Hit like if you agree!

Sean Keeran

Love Ray episodes

Ray sucks, send him a few pizzas and tell him to actually get an education. I’m sick of him holding out like he knows what he’s talking about when he’s actually an obese fool. The only funny thing about him is Tim doing his overwrought impression when Ray is being his usual moron self

chris marinock

Sick of Ray clump

Can’t forget the Pizza Hut salad bar!

Foley's Wedding Planner

I feel like I just walked into a KIA dealership on the Jersey Turnpike but for some reason the employees are arguing about the leader of Hamas "NOOO there's someone else.....No there is....No, its not Mahmoud Abbas.... no, he's not"

My Pizza Hut is owned by a Palestinian