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HummerEV96

Last time I used uber, the car smelled like the driver smoked a pack of cigs.

Dr. Juice

59:39

Sage

STUNNINGLY MEDIOCRE is the perfect fucking words to describe Taylor swifts music. It’s so basic it hurts my ears and the lyrics and music really isn’t that catchy at all.

Ridge Allen

No

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Fitting title.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

People that talk like that have already been replaced by AI, they just don't know it yet.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I bet you've seen it.

Barry Quinn

late 90s early 2000s were the golden age of TV

cody

This guys voice is unbearable he has no hope for a career. This is just awful

Christian Glen

Agreed, it's baffling.

lilfukka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBumTNZvVvk

Daniel Rodriguez

Listened to some tswift. It's mediocre alright lol can't believe that's it

Joseph Mead

John mulany

Liam Sheridan

This guy’s voice… I mean…

Shame Guiltis

Gas the Jews

Tobias

Fuck travis, dirty zionist kike

Tobias

Fuck this guest he has a gay retarded voice, get him off pig

Danny Kopshever

Always sunny season one a bomb lol yeah right

drew jeskey

If you’re ubering for a date, you’re gayyyyyyy!!!!

Sean Pearson

Can I feed you shit?

Christian Glen

We enjoy being contrarians. It's all we have left!

Space Tiger Steven

its honestly annoying as hell that he’s forcing the “shitting on the producer” bit. its not funny and he’s either going for the power trip feeling he used to have over Ben OR he’s legit trying to lose patreon money. either way he comes across as a cunt.

Nicholas Omega

Reach out to yannis varoufakis to have on your show. There's good reason for him to oblidge your request.

Whose ass has to gape for some peace in the northeast?

NotBenAvery

18 minutes in and I’m bowing out. Get better guests or go solo, man.

NotBenAvery

Modern john mulaney is already discount john mulaney

NotBenAvery

Tim, I want to hear your thoughts on Killers Of The Flower Moon

Lilith

A lot of new people in the comments section all spewing pro-Israel anti-Palestinian propaganda. Just sayin.

Christian Glen

Muslims calling Israel an apartheid society seems very hypocritical to me. Most Islamic societies are informally apartheid, as women and religious minorities certainly don't have the same type of rights. The Pakistani constitution officially states only Muslims are allowed to be president / prime minister. Non-Muslims are not allowed to go to Mecca, whereas you don't have to be Catholic to go to the Vatican or Sikh to visit the Golden Temple. Furthermore, most of the Arab countries are literal slaves states. The Qataris, Emiratis, and Saudis trade Filipina maids like baseball cards. Be Best!

Whose ass has to gape for some peace in the east?

John Nolan

Tim. Listen. One more fucking podcast about Israel i'm going to kill myself. No one gives 2 fucks that lives in the U.S.A please, for the love of christ. Stop

Alex Gullen

What that Krav Maga bs?

Luca Romania

Tim I love you, been a big fan for 2 years listened to all your stuff. Don’t you fukn dare bring shit guests like this on again and waste my time. You’re finally coming back from the Ben thing, had a few good eps since but last month you’ve been back on baby ! You know better, Don’t feed me this shit.

Christian Glen

The world sure has gotten a lot more unstable since Trump left office.

Big cheese

Bruv chill

Scott

It literally is 1933 in this country, and Tim “the greatest mind of our generation” Dillon is basically moral equivocating. It’s such a weakness of mind. All his commentary is centered on Israel. He has the luxury of sitting in and benefitting from living in a Western country, and he’s moral equivocating between Israel and Hamas. The best mind of our generation can’t think to point out the hypocrisy of Americans marching on the streets telling Israel it needs to decolonize?? Americans! All those people marching in the streets are Cherokee apparently? Seriously, sit the fuck down. In a matter of a week — for the terrible crime of being brutally massacred in a way you wouldn’t dream of in your worst nightmare and having 200 people taken hostage — Jews have become the most hated minority group in America. They are literally lower than Blacks now, and it’s not even close. Imagine after that white nationalist shot up the black South Carolina church tens of thousands of people all over the world were marching in his support. Tim mentioned on the episode that in Door Dash they list black-owned businesses in case you want to support them. Imagine if they listed Jewish-owned businesses. They’d be fully vandalized — at best. Where were all these "pro-Palestinian" marchers when Hamas killed 500 Fatah members and seized political power? Where have these people been when Syria is killing 4,000 Palestinian civilians in its war? Why aren't these people marching alongside Israel, demanding Hamas not hide behind their own civilians which Israel obviously is trying not to kill, which is exactly why Hamas builds all its rockets underneath and beside them? Or demanding Egypt open a corridor so that civilians can get out safely and Israel can do the Gazan people and the West the biggest favor in the world and fully eliminate Hamas? Tim - there's no fodder here for you to comment on? You can't think to point any of this out? These would be points that I have not heard dominating in this utterly shallow conversation, so it's not like you'd be going over well-trodded territory here. No, all Tim and everyone can talk about is what Israel needs to provide to the people who just massacred in the most vicious way its civilians. It’s Looney Tunes. There are many difficult moral questions out there. This is not one. Hamas does not seek peace. They do not represent Western values which — controversial statement incoming — are BETTER than the values of Hamas and — another controversial statement coming — BETTER than much of the Middle Eastern world. The West have moved past the Middle East. That is moral growth achieved through the gradual enlightenment of human beings through time. Israel shares those values. Hamas and much of the Middle East do not. Their values are not modern, not enlightened. Their values are war over peace, dominance over coexistence. No free speech, no free expression. Murder, barbarity, torture. Hamas seeks to build a caliphate on the rubble of Israel. That is how they find purpose in their lives. They murder Palestinians to do that. They murder Israelis to do that. And once they do Israel, they want the rest of the Western World. This is not even controversial if you know even the smallest bit about them. Unfortunately the people with only the shallowest understanding of morality and reality are also the loudest, angriest, most entitled and narcissistic people and so they insist on being heard. Tim is not capable of making those neural connections apparently. All he can do is find something to say that Israel is doing wrong. Nothing deep or interesting or new about that. Nothing. We are not living in enlightened times at all. We are still living in extraordinarily backwards times. For some people, this horrifying tragedy is making that abundantly clear.

You’re a pile of sticks .

It’s called devils advocate David . He’s smart

You’re a pile of sticks .

These? Wtf are you talking about

You’re a pile of sticks .

Uninstall pussaaaaay.

Clinton Body Count

The more I see these Palestinian protests…the more I think to myself we need to bring em back….you know who…men I once reviled but am now starting to think are on to something. Bush/Cheney 2024 folks. FAFO for the Middle East.

Clinton Body Count

To all the people that are cool with Hamas and defend them…you do know they would kill your entire family simply for existing right? There is plenty of video from the terrorists on telegram showing them butchering civilians. Retards. I’m a coastal elite trained in hand to hand combat and I challenge you fags to mutual combat under the mutual combat laws in California.

Clinton Body Count

It was not a JDAM that hit the hospital fag. Rocket exploded in the parking lot. JDAM would have a crater 50 feet deep. Are you with the 9th century barbarians or are you with modern civilization? It’s really not a hard choice. Islam is a religion that worships a rapist pedophile warlord. Fuck em alll

G-Sleazy

That didn’t make any sense

Jennifer

Homie Hiroo Onoda also spent much time in his later years in a Japanese community near where my Brazilian relatives in Mato Grosso Do Sul live. Brazil granted him citizenship eventually for letting them use cattle land for Air Force drills or something of the sort, my dad tells me.

Michelle

Taylor Swift: Beautiful gowns!!

Space Tiger Steven

caught up to the last 5 episodes and barely laughed man what a waste what a shit show

Victor Dove

Why you putting these chodes on both episodes in the same week?

Neil Osmond

Tim is so gay he doesn't get Taylor Swift...that's adorable!

David Silver

Tim how’d you get so retarded your producer is correct

Joseph Viggiano

Tim asks the guy what movie scared you then he goes that’s not even the most famous horror movie then talks about how LA people are dumb and I’m just like bro do you know what you just said?

Donnie Dorito

Come to miami or palm beach

Billy boob

I miss ben

Billy boob

I wonder if Tim can see his penis

Bill S Preston Esquire

Does it hurt being so fucking retarded?

Joe Herd

The guest sounds like Devan Costa doing an impression

prulle

Nothing better than Tim explains LA dumbness

Sniggering

Cunt

Sniggering

Theyre all shit. The only reason we’re here is to listen to Tim rant. Except that ended about 18 months ago

Sniggering

Back in the kitchen

Sniggering

In his account about to be spent in the Waldorf your stupid cunt.

Sniggering

Fuck off alex.

Sniggering

Cuck.

Sniggering

It’s sad, clearly he’s desperate for attention

Sniggering

Finally someone with half a brain.

Sniggering

Francesco the fag

Sniggering

Nobody cares retard. Fuck off back to Trevor Noah or whatever gay shit your used too

Sniggering

Yes. The entire show has gone to the dogs. Tim should be ashamed of himself.

Sniggering

Jackson Boyle

This producer is a dumbass lol

Emilia Tessaro

Its me. Hi, hi Hamas its me. TSwift on a paraglider over Gaza. Turn it up!

Rich Golden

I don't trust the main stream media I get all my news on Israel/Gaza from Phd. Raymond Kump.

Scott

Directly from Hamas’ charter: Moreover, if the links have been distant from each other and if obstacles, placed by those who are the lackeys of Zionism in the way of the fighters obstructed the continuation of the struggle, the Islamic Resistance Movement aspires to the realisation of Allah's promise, no matter how long that should take. The Prophet, Allah bless him and grant him salvation, has said: "The Day of Judgement will not come about until Moslems fight the Jews (killing the Jews), when the Jew will hide behind stones and trees. The stones and trees will say O Moslems, O Abdulla, there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him. Only the Gharkad tree, (evidently a certain kind of tree) would not do that because it is one of the trees of the Jews." The Slogan of the Islamic Resistance Movement:Article Eight:Allah is its target, the Prophet is its model, the Koran its constitution: Jihad is its path and death for the sake of Allah is the loftiest of its wishes. … Peaceful Solutions, Initiatives and International Conferences: Article Thirteen: Initiatives, and so-called peaceful solutions and international conferences, are in contradiction to the principles of the Islamic Resistance Movement. Abusing any part of Palestine is abuse directed against part of religion. Nationalism of the Islamic Resistance Movement is part of its religion. Its members have been fed on that. For the sake of hoisting the banner of Allah over their homeland they fight. "Allah will be prominent, but most people do not know." … There is no solution for the Palestinian question except through Jihad. Initiatives, proposals and international conferences are all a waste of time and vain endeavors https://avalon.law.yale.edu/20th_century/hamas.asp?ref=quillette.com The depth of analysis of people is that Israel is rich and white, and Palestine is brown and poor, therefore Israel is wrong and Palestinians are right. It’s genocidally naive, shallow, stupid. Does Israel have a right to exist? Israel has created a beacon of light in what was once a swamp, a thriving democracy, made enormous contributions to science, medicine, technology, had 13 Nobel laureates, including in literature, chemistry, PEACE, defended itself in war after war after war. The ONE Jewish nation on earth after losing 6 million people in a Holocaust, Israel has 7 million Jews, 2 million Arabs. It is a beautiful country with free speech, free religious expression, Western progressive values, surrounded by countries with none of those things who seek its complete destruction. And yet horrors -- depraved, savage, unspeakable horrors -- committed against the Jews are not only quickly brushed past but outright cheered. It needs only one thing: security. Rarely is one side entirely to blame, but that does not mean blame is equal either. Israel would LOVE for Gaza to become a thriving economy. NOTHING would be better for it. As long as it is peaceful. That's literally all it needs. It’s so clear, so obvious, should be so uncontroversial. But people make this more complicated because they can not think a thought deeper than Israel is white and Palestinians are brown. So shallow, so unsophisticated, so genocidal, and they think they're the compassionate, intelligent, "progressive" ones. Truly stunning.

Jayson Hatt

that fat fuck wouldnt last a second

Jayson Hatt

calm down mike

Francesco Mandara

Mike Feeney or Andrew Glouberman ?

Mello Mentoring

Uber and Lyft are simply the worst. Taxis used to be a decent middle income job for people, but now it’s poverty and a gig for people. Awful

Alex

You're probably using Patreon to listen, it doesn't let you sort well. Should be listening via custom RSS feed

Amanda

The amount of scrolling I have to do to listen to old archive episodes is an absolute disgrace. Why isn’t anyone talking about the real issues?

Alex

Just you man

Bing Bong

Anyone else have the last 20 mins of the last two episodes just cut out and no audio? Thought it was a glitch last week but it happened again

dustyheart

Let’s not invite this guy back on

TheWhiteHotep

Turn this Mc Abdul shit up: https://youtu.be/UnwLtBRLOUg?si=hv1ssjzOCYBsme9r

z17seattle

Discount John Mulaney

Handsome twink

Fuck you for every week saying the episode will be out tomorrow when you haven’t even recorded it yet. You’re the worst kind of person.

Ridge

How about some deep fried shekels

Frank Mercer

Queefs galore

-"See you on Saturday!" Classic pig

Whatever happened to the Chinese spy balloon news coverage? I need more non-actionable intel on that.

Guillermo Gutierrez

It’s a real knife fight out there

Scott

Alex

I find it hilarious how many people feel confident that they actually know what happened / is happening / is going to happen

Scott

"Here's how to make change. There's only one way to make change. And nobody wants to hear it and now I'm gonna get in trouble. I'm gonna get in big big trouble. Because there's only one way to make change. And you know. what it involves? A paraglider." Yes, just as Nelson Mandela said that 1,300 white people needed to be raped, families burned alive, have parents tortured in front of children, children tortured in front of parents in order for there to be peace. Just as Gandhi took 200 British hostages after pillaging the homes of dead civilians. That is the only way change is made. You're somehow dumber than you are fat. I also love the "And I'm not defending what Hamas did. Don't get it twisted. But just understand, the world is governed by violence and force. And that's what gets people talking. ... The things that were done in Israel were barbaric, beyond comprehension, medieval, indefensible. But, the only thing that tends to get people awake is violence." No, of course you're not defending Hamas. How could anyone interpret that as defending Hamas. How could anyone possibly "get it twisted"? Get fucked cocksucker.

Big Punt

Still cannot believe this pig cunt cancelled his Perth show only hours before start time. Where’s my money piggy

Kristen Hayden

"I LOVE TOMMY CRUISE" hilarious

Wagner Family

Thermal device would do this

Wagner Family

Shut him up

Wagner Family

Travis doesn’t know his shit

John Poon

Lol

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

This guest was fucking annoying

Tony Radelich

I get all my world news from Tim....In other news what the hell happened to the Kump podcast? Did Ray get deployed to Isreal?

@bradpaintsthis

Tim gets it. Survive this life by embracing the unforgiving absurdity of it with humor. Blaming suffering on optional entertainment is nonsensical. Stop pretending you don’t possess the ability to change the channel. Listen or don’t. You can continue to blame Tim for the hole in your soul and the suffering of the world at large, but it won’t change a thing. This isn’t A Clockwork Orange. Nobody is strapping you to a chair and forcing you consume anything. Whoever dies feeling the most vindicated doesn’t win a prize. Enjoy the show or find another.

Sean Pearson

You should try watching UFC with a plastic bag tied over your head

BuildTheWallUSA

Second episode calling for peace repeating terrorists propaganda, second episode I'm not gonna finish. I'm done paying for this.

rowdyamerican

annoying

Emerson Powell

Listening while watching UFC294. Way better than the commentary without Joe Rogan.

Tyler

You tell 'em, you Irish fuck.

Shane Perreault

Mike Feeney.

Shane Perreault

That's not John Mulaney, it's some chump named Mike Feeney.

NateHiggersAKAyouranrightintothisoneChrissy

Do me a favor when you have a guest on. Mute their microphone please. Oh also back log some content so you’re not late anymore for your paying fans. Fat fucking retard

Christian Glen

The ginger cow will show us the way!!

Abdullah

Just a suggestion, but whenever a guest is on...please post their socials and the link to whatever they're plugging in the episode description... 👍🏿

Beet

He's talking about ushering in 10 years of Van Halen

Alex Gullen

At as least it’s clear what the intention really is, now the mask is off. Take the 3 hospitals targeted by Israel in 2014, the 19 health centers in 2021, the recent US supplied JDAM dropped on another hospital (death count now >500, approaching 1000 for that single target). More than 10 days of carpet bombing, several thousands of civilian deaths, mostly women and children (>1000 and counting). Not much comparable to this in such a short space of time. https://youtu.be/iXx5_hlx9kM?si=FbI6Ytu8j7sBvso9

Seymour Buetts

Better than having that far bastard kump on

Miles Bronson

If you can’t tell the difference between his conspiracy stuff and this I truly don’t know how you figure out how to pay your taxes. Furthermore how your alive.

William Kuss

Step it up piglet

Kilolson

Stunningly mediocre.

Michal Towber

There’s credible evidence that Hamas shot the rocket and it was a parking lot not a hospital. I know it’s your brand to spread conspiracy theories, but it is actually damaging to speak in such a cavalier and uninformed way.

Patrick Young

You mean Tim, Feeney or Travis?

Jarvis

Who’s that faggot

Lynda

Uber the last one I took he was trying to offer us sweets - my cousin almost thought it was a thing - that’s a problem

Jorge Espinha

How is it that the «main episode » is the free one?

Shane Perreault

Uber wouldn't have gone downhill in my opinion if Travis Kalanick wasn't one of the first casualties of the Trump-era cancel culture. They replaced their visionary CEO with a pencil pusher. Covid was the icing on the cake as it all became about food delivery.

david orlow

Who’s the guest

Roy

The PIG delivered, just like Israel will…

Bettie

Lol thankfully we have a sense of humor. This is amazing.

Bettie

He Went to my high school. 🤧

Guillermo Gutierrez

A classic example of Palestine and Israel one upping each other in terms of barbarity and Israel is for sure trying to do Wilt Chamberlain numbers. Palestine is at fault for the Nakba though.

Guillermo Gutierrez

You could walk into any Arab country with an American flag T-shirt with President Bush and a halo on his head and you’d still be treated better than a guy with a Star of David necklace

Mom

Tik Tok Tweet Twat says: omg Tim, you just don't get how the transformation from humanity into automata is like so 'meta'

Portia Nicole

Tim you were absolutely on fire in Melbourne, I wanted to kill myself all weekend before you got on stage and immediately after you left 👍 You were 1h30 of ecstacsy I needed. Thanks for returning to narawoogiegalagoome land. You were so funny even the big Leb security guard was shaking his head and clutching his pearls. When will you go to conversion therapy so we can get married? Or I'll be your beard? Thanks

Po

Who is the gay fella

Christian Glen

Subpar episode

Linnecke

Mulaney and the fat pig what a dynamic duo.

Baddogmama

Next year in Jerusalem !

Mick

👎👎👎

Christian Glen

If Hamas had Taylor Swift, this would be such a different story.

ChopGlockShogun

This shit is played out.

Steve

I think Tim has a crush on Jenna Ortega

MIZ SHEEN

Tim is sexy and his legs are so skinny compared to his body. But I’d let him tie me up and keep me in a box

MIZ SHEEN

This guy is way better than Ray

Chelsea

I was excited for an upload but I can’t listen to this guys voice for over an hour

Steve

Get Jenna Ortega on the show. She's cool!

Piotr Dembowy

I just want everyone to know I’m broke as fuck and I pay this fat pig every month to take Uber Black

Laur Laur

Tim! Thank you for announcing your tour cities for early 2024. My goal is to see you live in ‘24. Hopefully St. Louis MO or Northfield OH. 🥹🥳

C A L M D O W N Z A C H

Love john mulaney

The Grim Keebler

I curious what recipes Palestinians like to kick off their fall with.

Muffuletta

This was so good . Of course I missed Ray but Mike held up just fine too. He didn’t aggravate me like most of his guests.

Hahaha jabooey

It’s funny, it’s still a shit app, but with a new look

Hahaha jabooey

That is so fucking true these people who spend 6 hours a day on tik tok have effectively uploaded their consciousness

Khrushchevs baby birthmark

Why are none of you mentioning that mulaney is on here

We Will Not Have Children Because K-Pop

Hello Mr. Dillon, after listening to you for a year my wife and I were so inspired by your show we decided to gets on the Googles and start making emotional support content for suicidal Korean pop stars. We'd love to hear a rant about the current K Pop suicide crisis, they're going down pretty fast over there https://www.youtube.com/@kpopisdead/videos

Lee Ackerley

Tim needs to lead the UN... Bring in Bonoto sing on top of the bombed hospital in Gaza and everyone goes home happy

Nana. B

They still speak with authority - legacy jobs. Publisher - ass hats

Nana. B

Book. Self publish. Actually start a publishing firm.

BrooklynBorn

Tim covers his ass so well. “It probably WAS Hamas, but it probably WAS Israel…”

Sponge

The Patreon redesign is gay. Why did they change it ?

ChopGlockShogun

All these people quarterbacking the conflict. Don't worry about who you support. Your leaders and their owners won't ask you anyway.

Nana. B

America - PR problem. Spot on.

Nana. B

Irish sympathizers with Palestine. Makes sense.

Ali Nasir

Pinches is just okay. I suggest Tu Madre in WeHo

True Rambler

Great episode

10000 Reasons

*TEE OFF*

You

Team war economics

Byzitokone

Do it while its snowy and a doorbell camera is on you

Jen Gray

I came here to say that as well

Odysseas Antoniou

Israel doing war crimes after war crimes

Steven J Blea

Tim if you post late one more time I’m going to shoot my neighbors dog.

Douglas Scibelli

Sounds like Greg Fitzsimmons?

isabella Olsen

I think Jenna will be a fan of you soon

Sponge

Are you guys team Israel or Team Palestine?

Mack Pollard

That Matt Bilinksky comment sent me lmao

Frederic Pelletier-Dubois

Why no show in Montreal Tim?

Clinton Body Count

I’m for it. Need to thin the herd

Jesse Boag

Another vile night vocalisations of highly specialised violence

Clinton Body Count

In America we speak English sir

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

Why doesn't Feeney talk with that voice all the time? He actually sounds like a man and not a puppet with a hand up his ass * Edit my bad it only lasted 2 min

Christian Glen

Why the Uber gotta be black???

Hairy Nigga Balls

same brother

Dick Olson III

What slop to play at my work, people raising eyebrows

oliver

haven’t heard his opinion on this matter, seems legit

Mark J Fitzgerald

Tim is the dogs bollox. Keep her lit, Timmy.

Bad As Can

He parks cars now at the Beverly Center

Dylan Bartel

Shut up

Father Bill’s Rope Shooter in Chrissy’s Pooper

NO MORE GUESTS PLEASE OH MY GOD

Joseph Irizarry

bone us

Vlad Bombast

Saw you in NZ. Milk and water seemed to dominate.

Kippy Epstein.

Oscar the cat is fighting for hamas.

EG 215

Thanks for coming Tim.

Kris Juarez

We gotta get Nick Rochefort on here to talk about homes and cars.

Jesse Boag

Sexy pig sticking to (almost) the weekly schedule. You have a pass cos you're damn slick. What have you channelled this week from the all knowing crevices of the crippled soul of this barren hellscape looney bin collective, and how might we change this world 👽

Ben Pitchford

finally! *Aggressively hungry pig noises*

George Flinn

Uber black guy

B_n4sty

Mike Feeney is shit

Annz

Death to uber. Back to drinkin and drivin

Beef Chillingham

I stand with hummus

Frederic Pelletier-Dubois

Finally!

Tara Ellenberg

Thank you, Tim and co <3

G-Sleazy

Saw the patreon was up but I’m watching a 3 min vid joe Biden talk about Israel, so I said.”hold on, lemme watch this faggot talk about being an idiot” 😉