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Bonus #224 - Olive Garden Of Dreams

🕑 Added 2023-11-29 07:22:58 +0000 UTC

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Brian Cox

Go make a friend at Disney Land, profile them

Brian Cox

Yes, go to AppleBees and blanket the place for numbers! Listen to the business data

Guillermo Gutierrez

This 2023 remake of Taxi Driver fucking sucks

HummerEV96

Ozempic hasn't crashed the economy yet.

Brett O

My wife met her new boyfriend at Panera.

Abuelito

ya didnt know santis was a shabot boy? where have you been, in a stack of arabs at gitmo?

Alex Gullen

So, this piece aged well wrt the creepy, bad smell and vibe emanating from DeSantis. In hindsight, this should have been expected given the track record of this nasty, pos. Look no further than his relatively recent experience at the still unlawful not-so ‘black site’, Guantanamo Bay. You know, the site where individuals are still being tortured without any due process (much like the Arabs in Israeli prisons). De Santis was so particularly hated amongst the detainees at Guantanamo that he was a regular recipient of the only weapon/response available to the prisoners, one reserved only for the select few detested and sadistic individuals. Typically a ‘cocktail’ of feces, urine, vomit and sperm collected in meal cups. This owing to the fact that De Santis was the lawyer writing off as lawful the torture and unlawful, dehumanizing treatment of said detainees whilst apparently gleefully laughing whilst thick plastic tubes are forced down the nostrils of a prisoner of hunger strike. Or whilst being waterboarded. This is a special kind of creep. All of course ‘allegedly’.

Taylor Fox

Once working at Subway, i met a very rich man who was interested in me and he wanted to help. He wanted to rent me a property at an affordable price….. Long story short the landlord lived up the street and was trying to fuck a young hot blonde (me) instead of his hag of a wife. Be safe out there piggies. 🩷💯🤷🏼‍♀️

Realize Realize

wheres daddy kump

Donovan Collinsworth

Hey Timmy, I'm a driver in Nashville so if your ever out here I'd be happy to drive you anywhere you gotta go. I'm not crazy or a drug addict. Just a MASSIVE comedy fan. I will stalk you but I won't ask for money. The compensation I require is your hand in marriage. XOXO