mrculexus
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Can't fight it.
🕑 Added 2023-04-28 13:39:47 +0000 UTCHe went up the deck and smoked into the night. The anaphrodesiac cigarettes weren't helping enough and he couldn't rely on them forever. When he thought about baseball he imagined that one muscle wizard but wearing tiny striped shorts. When he thought about taxes his mind wandered to that one elf in the leather skirt. Death and injury brought to mind the vitamagus.
Karl winced as an audible tightening of fabric let him know this was only going to get worse. He looked down and exhaled a frustrated lungful of smoke.
"Fine, I'll deal with this."
He flicked the cigarette overboard with uncharacteristic disregard.
"You fucking traitor."
Comments
Trevor Bond
Hazard of the profession my guy, you see all the finest!
Mister Coolexus
That's good. I can see it being a reoccurring subject.
Green
I am... very interested in this.
