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A very special advertisement...
🕑 Added 2024-01-15 05:35:23 +0000 UTCWe have coming up a variety of content recorded in a peaceful Japanese ryokan, where we did indeed engage in outdoor forest bathing (soaking in all those negative ions).
But while we get that content in order, we need to tell you about a very special product. One that is near and dear to our hearts.
We hope you do not think less of us after watching the video.
Comments
JustTheWorstEver
I read this in the appropriate voice and I cackled. Thank you.
Tadas
It's like people only do things because they get paid. And that's just really sad :( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjB6r-HDDI0
Rasterisk
A kick in the dick seems better tbh
Linda Sears
And this: https://supporttheworkers.org. I don’t even know where to begin with this website it is so disturbing. Clearly these folks are promoting their own nootropic and presenting bad science. That’s what I get for being curious.
Linda Sears
Since Chris has probably tried both flavors, do they actually taste different? I couldn’t resist adding this: https://supporttheworkers.org/neutonic-review/
Jamison Shipley
the same reaction as the cop in Dumb & Dumber
Mark K
Frontal lobe lubricant is not meant to taste good but wait until you feel how many paradigms you can run. Welcome to the next level gentlemen
Dr Badmouth
Don't know how to square that this video is one of the worst things I've seen on the internet and I also want that drink
Robert Andrews
Ha ha! Love it. Reminds me of the Redlettermedia fake ad for Coppola wines at the beginning of their Dracula review... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mESbAwiCaTw
LaserRange
Oh guys, this is both terrible and awesome at the same time. Which I know is what you were going for, so nice work. Thanks for sharing.
Chris Spanos
Better than a kick in the dick? You had me at hello!
Gina Sartore
Are you suuuuuuure it’s better than a kick in the dick? Didn’t look like it…
Diane Morrison
you have to watch the promo video on the neutonic website - there is a 30 min vid which isn't satire which made me laugh...(i didn't watch the whole thing) ..they add drama near the beginning with 'that last minute choice of font that we had to decide over Zoom in the middle of the night' (like it was the most pertinent detail to put in the promo video). Maybe we are all too cynical but the dramatisation of putting your name on a product other people will make and sell really grinds my gears
Kristen Cartmer
"Neutonic. Better than a kick in the dick." I'd buy it!👌
SHOUNAK SARKAR
Good to see the two of you meet in person after podcasting together for years, Chris and Matt! But as for the promotional content, let's just say that you two don't quite cut it as influencers ROFL XD!
Empty_Cognizance
A little (obsessive, muscle-bound) birdie told me that if you hold the eyeball on that can up to the morning sun for 10 minutes, it'll enhance the natural synergy of all the ingredients while resetting and maximizing your circadian rhythms…? No better place to test this than The Land of the Rising Sun, eh?
Emma
Top acting skills!! Watch out Hollywood!
Peter
Can i buy it in Australia, I need it for the 1am starts. If for no other reason than a laugh.
Christopher Kavanagh
Much better acting!
Christopher Kavanagh
This is what the paywall is for!
Lee Kebum
That was just the right amount of cringe.
Andy
No company is paying you to make *those* faces after consuming their product
Christopher Kavanagh
Did you work it out at the end?
Andy
I spent most of this video desperately trying to figure out if this was an ironic advertisement or a real one
Kirsten Greed
Shilling suplements at last
Simon Patience
Looks and feels like the start of a porno
