Decoding The Gurus
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Gurometer: Chris Langan
🕑 Added 2025-04-07 15:17:57 +0000 UTCYou might think this update is a little overdue—but that’s only if you’re not accounting for the sheer recalibration required to fit a 200 IQ into the Gurometer. Frankly, it just wasn’t designed for that kind of mental horsepower. And to make matters worse, the only two Gurometricians in existence have a combined IQ roughly equivalent to that of a moderately well-trained chimpanzee. Don’t take our word for it—just ask Chris Langan! So come along, won’t you, for a nostalgic journey as we revisit the Cognitive-Theoretic Model of the Universe, listen to squeaky chair sounds, and attempt to expand our tiny minds.
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Philip Grant
His backstory, resentment of academia, and obsession with a personally constructed metaphysical system - it's kind of a right-wing version of "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance".
Ryan Goss
I didn't think in a million years he'd actually take you guys up on his "right to reply", but I couldn't pass up an opportunity to troll him a bit for some laughs. Boy did he deliver.
