Momo & Mina - Sketch
🕑 Added 2024-04-19 08:09:23 +0000 UTCI can't. Sorry, but I cant. Heroes now crushing Poros? Why? Mina and Momo need to be banned from being heroines π€¬
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Khartemis
H-How? :oooooooo
Meloria
She's standing right there behind the lamp watching the nice show. Don't you see her???
Khartemis
HUH?????
Meloria
Wait, is that Toru I see over in the background???
Hill
πππ He learned that from me π
ScribeOfS
Jaune: *TOSS!* Raven: *TKO!* Mina: OH GOD! Are you o-?! Jaune: LEAVE HER! She doesn't deserve the truth... Gwen: ...Is that a Poro? Poro: *Sitting on Raven's face.* ...Bleh.
Dragon
Now you're making false accusations I was just pointing out the obvious....showing your true colors are we?
Khartemis
now you're making fun of their tongue... evil...
Dragon
I mean the poros Don't seem to mind it...lol that one has it's tongue out
Hill
Raven: Wait a minute... You're the bastard that cockblocked me a few months ago! π’π’π’
ScribeOfS
*Wormhole opens.* Raven: Who? Gwen: What? Momo: Where? Mina: When? Jaune: *Walks out of it.* Why? I'll tell you why. *Pumps shotguns.* *Poros jump out, dressed in tiny, adorable riot gear.* Jaune: Follow us...And put on some clothes, you're embarrassing yourselves.
Hill
You got two out of three right. She's not naked (yet π ). Yeah...I'll just close that door. We saw nothing π³ Gwen: Save me, you asshole! π’ This might've been a mistake; I should've had my Plan B as Plan A π
Khartemis
Raven the naked horny teacher? That's new :o
Hill
What? This is probably the most minor bizarre thing I could've done π€£ There's nothing here that can go wrong π Raven: No, no, clearly, your previous teacher had no clue what they were doing. Give me a moment. Azarath Metrion ZINTHOS! *Teleport* Gwen: Aah! *Thump* Ow Ray, what the Hell!? π’ Raven: Hey Gwen, I need your help with a demonstration for my new students. Gwen: Since when did you start teach- Ray, are these your students? Raven: Yeah? Gwen: Why are they naked?
Khartemis
wtf Hill :o
ScribeOfS
You: This poor creature, abused and treated like it was nothing. The horror. Poro: *Lick.*
Hill
π Raven: 'Sup?
Khartemis
it's not fun crushing Poros >:(
Khartemis
huh?? Who? :o
Dragon
Ah yes they discovered the "fun" this will be introduced XD
Hill
Clearly these two haven't been paying attention during training. Looks like they need a new teacher, and I know the perfect person for the job π
Khartemis
Sad but true :(
ScribeOfS
Everytime Momo moves you just hear "Squeak, squeak" from the Poro. Like a chew toy mixed with a censor bar.