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Munch the thicc burger ๐
🕑 Added 2024-05-06 17:00:25 +0000 UTCSamane is here to introduce the perfect, balanced, tasty, and nutritious meal. And what better way to showcase it than by using her friend as an example?
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Khartemis
Delicious ๐ฅน
Murapi
Borger ๐
Khartemis
Oh man ๐
Hill
Of course ๐๐ (it wasn't my intention to begin with). I can't speak for Mel, though ๐
Khartemis
๐ฌ๐
Khartemis
Aww thanks ๐ฅนโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
ScribeOfS
I know but I still look forward to whatever new lore you give out for your OCs. It's always good to see.
Khartemis
Good good. Never again, ok??
Hill
Will these be enough? ๐๐๐
Khartemis
In Poros.
Hill
I'll pay for them. Do you accept cash, card or chocolate?
Khartemis
Meloria >:(
Hill
Who stole? ๐ค
LuciusStar
I forgive you Kharmy, here get yourself a little smoky smoke on smoke and relax homie.๐ฌ๐
Khartemis
Me too. But I'm lazy and my ocs still don't give me enough likes and money to maintain solid long sequences of art ๐ซ (Also my followers likes gals)
ScribeOfS
Looking forward to it. I genuinely want people to see the rest of your OCs.
Khartemis
Oh. Didn't know that meme ๐
ScribeOfS
It's a GTA meme. The description Lucius gave is Big Smoke's order in San Andres.
Khartemis
Wtf is happening here?
Khartemis
Stop changing the plot! ๐ I'll fix your devious head with more Masters info! (Someday)
LuciusStar
And my condolences to you for being uncultured you swine, you ol battle axe.๐โโ๏ธ
LuciusStar
Ground up the meat and put it in on a flour blanket๐ค
ScribeOfS
He wants to fight Lionel for any reason. That seems pretty aggressive! He's a nice guy to everyone that isn't Lionel. Like Elizabeth is nice to everyone that isn't Nara.
Faaram Knigth The Second
No its not...thats just a girls ass...im not blind
Khartemis
Wait, no! Dekker isn't aggressive ๐ซ Only fighting, of course! But he's cool. Very serious, yes, very quiet, yes, but a nice guy ๐ฅน
ScribeOfS
Nah, Dekker is too aggressive to be a degenerate. He just wants to shoot Lionel and cause a fight in the restaurant.
Khartemis
Oof... I was worried about the milk and gun. Thank god...
ScribeOfS
Your male OCs hanging out while your female OCs act insane? Yes.
Khartemis
Wait. It is what I think it is?? ๐
Khartemis
But... the burger is there! ๐ฅบ
Khartemis
What????
Khartemis
STOP STEALING BURGERS!!
ScribeOfS
Lionel: ...*Pushes the plate away.* I'll just have a water. John: Same. Hanz: What's your wine selection? Dekker: I'll have a milk and a gun. Doug: They sell guns here? Sebastian: I'll have two guns, please.
ScribeOfS
Damn, I didn't know Big Smoke was subbed to Khartemis' Patreon.
Faaram Knigth The Second
I was promised a Burger...i see no burger
Hill
๐ Arigatล! ๐ Itadakimasu!
Meloria
๐๐๐ Here you go, Hill!
Meloria
Ahaha when intuition fails, science shall prevail! And what could be more scientific than butt charts? ๐คฃ
Khartemis
How is that possible?? >:o
Hill
Glad to be here ๐
Khartemis
Welcome back :)
Hill
How 'bout this instead? ๐ซ
Khartemis
Think isn't the same of being certain :O
LuciusStar
Then make it workโฆ Special Order๐ค
Hill
You seem to be making a lot of use of those charts ๐ I also think it's Elizabeth ๐
Khartemis
Just... get out of here... :,(
Hill
Wait the burgers were free!? ๐ฒ I thought I had to pay! I was including a tip! ๐ข
Khartemis
For us S2
Saki Asakura
Good for her :)
Khartemis
So you're in the wrong place. We sell burgers, man >:(
Khartemis
Hey, you can't do that >:(
LuciusStar
Im more of a Taco Guy๐ฎ๐
Khartemis
Sorry, Hill... This is wrong. If you asked nicely, I would give you a burger, but you want to buy me... I'm disappointed.
Khartemis
Good guess. Can't say who is, but the details are very clear! >:D Wait, Nara's but is big. The others have a liiiiitle bigger, but very little :)
Deficit
Cake. ALL of the cake!
Meloria
Oooh a puzzle! But I'm bad at puzzles ๐ The post says she's a friend so it can't be Lena or Nastacy lol. On the "big butts" scale, Elizabeth was in 2nd place. And on the "Really Tasty" scale Elizabeth was #2... Nara was #1 but she was toward the bottom of the booty scale. I'm sticking with Liz!
Khartemis
Of course not! More burgers is what make us happy :)
Dragon
Yes please
Hill
Just to make sure... ๐ท๐ท
LuciusStar
Are you calling me Fat my man?๐คจ๐ต
Khartemis
Oh, you too? Ok. What else?
Khartemis
Damn robots and orcs... Hope you get burgers soon :(
Deficit
Give me an order please. XD
Hill
That's the plan ๐ I would've earlier, but all my burgers got nicked by Megatron (Beast Wars) and a group of orcs ๐
Khartemis
Ok. Two Pussy Burgers, one large soda and fries.
Dragon
Damn I guess I have to wait for happy hour then...fine i'll stick with what I ordered then
Khartemis
Maybe yes, maybe not! However, the clue is on the details >:)
Khartemis
No, Dragon! Kitties here aren't hygienic! :(
Meloria
Hmmm, the question I have is who is this "friend" she ordered??? I don't know why but I'm getting Elizabeth vibes from that booty ๐ค
Dragon
Burgers and kitty ๐
Khartemis
What do you mean "whos burger"? The chef's burger of course, man! What do you think we sell here???
Dragon
A large Soda and fries please wait am I able to choose whos burgers I get? ๐คค
Khartemis
You gonna drown in burger :)
Khartemis
That's a lot of burgers, JD. But I understand you :3
LuciusStar
Sheโll have 2 number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, 2 number fourty-fives one with cheese, and a large soda.๐ซ
Hill
๐คค
Khartemis
Noted. What else?
Dragon
Can I get 2 orders please?
