Ask Puz n Pals #397
🕑 Added 2023-05-08 19:21:10 +0000 UTCShower sex sounds great until you realize your beau is a bit of a klutz.
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DevilKitsune
Pain in 3, 2, 1
Xpray
Oops~!
Skunkupine
Why not both? Nadia sets Pat up, Pat sets Nadia up, and the preconditions of Nadia's consent are met. Everybody wins!
Skunkupine
"Worth it!"
CatCouch
At least clean up is easy!
Xaq
"And that's why we aren't allowed at the YMCA anymore."
Kadath
Considering how tight she is there, wouldn’t he be unable to slide in in the first place?
Kadath
Yuuuup
Kadath
‘What’s this toy doing on the shower floor?’ ‘Nothiiiiiing’
Kadath
That’s how he ends up sleeping on the couch for a month!
Kadath
I only just now realized these were back to back XD
Richard Adam
I’m his defense I’m sure cloven hooves don’t offer a lot of traction in the shower.
Foxy Lovehound
Im thinking between Patrick’s size and Nightshade’s curves it must be hella cramped to do
Thisguy
Oh right… he’s Puzzle’s brother…
Ardyn
Shower suction mats, they’re soft and reduce the potential of slipping you two.
Dragon86
Guess that's another reason to not drop the soap.
Sean Barron
They're just not as graceful in the shower as Puz and Di were in Moving Day.
Robert
What happens if Pat slips & got his cock in Nightshade's butt & cumming in her ass because how tight she is.
Everfree Brumby
Pro tip: if having sex in the shower, bath, pool ect use a ‘silicone’ based lube.
Baltarus
And that's the one time Night got butt stuff accidentally
SASizzle
9 out of 10 giraffes recommend! 1 out of 10 giraffes:
SketchyBug
He’s a memorable klutz, though!
Beatleboy62
o no
Foab30
Ah, the ole slip n slide
Ded Otter Man
Plot Twist: Nadia "slipped" to have Patrick fall on his pegging toy that she planted behind them.
Skunkupine
Pat, this is an opportunity - "It just slipped in by accident honey, honest!"
Facundo Daniel
Oh Pat, how clumsy 😂
BlankFlank6
*Pfft* Hahahahaha! Kad you know how to pick the best Q’s for these A’s. 🤣👍
Cobalt Phoenix 81
Another example of Code Puz walks into the ER.
Ded Otter Man
Boooooooooooo
Jet Stream
Like sister like brother in some ways
Ded Otter Man
"If you're not into zombie hugs, and you only have half a brain. If you like sliding through the hordes not crotch caught that's pain. Then I'm the drink that you look for, drink me and you escape. 'Cause Banana Colada is gonna hear you, is gonna hear you sing. Banana Colada, you can slide right through. You can reach the destination you wanted to. With Banana Colada, we could save the day. Put the zombies back to hell. Slip and sliding, slip and slide away. Yeah yeah yeah, Banana Colada is what you need to drink." - Banana Colada jingle, Call of Duty Zombies.
Jorge
Also hoofed animals really struggle on smooth tiles
Doomslayer69
Must have been a slippery time