Captain Citrus: Marvel's Healthiest Hero
🕑 Added 2025-05-09 16:00:16 +0000 UTCSo the Patreon exclusives have turned to pure chaos already, apparently.
(Video is Patreon exclusive, and will never be posted to unpaid platforms)
Comments
ProblemPal
I have a citrus allergy. All I know is his name. Fuck this guy
Caleb Rizio
This was unironically worth $5. Do you think he will show up in Marvel Rivals? 🍊
Loupy
In theory, since Blizzard can create cold, his cold could interact with the heart from the solar pods coming from space and create a weather event by contact of cold and hot air ?
Loki
"Personally, I think he's round because, y'know, he's a fucking orange." This made me chuckle more than it should've, but damn is it funny
Flareprime
I hope you sent this to the Florida Citrus Consortium or whatever it was called
CJ13
This Patreon is worth every penny. Big fan of the “you’re locked in a room with me ranting about my niche interests” style of content
BEIN
these are the videos i pay for and ive never been happier
LevyNeptune
This was so damn funny. Great video!
jackon
i love the use of background music, i always thought that was missing in older videos
William
I want my patreon exclusives to be as unhinged as humanly possible. Please continue the good work
PinDaGreat
I love weird bullshit like this. Thank you for your service
Dylan Scott
You wild for this one
Cutter
Why don't more companies create official superheros as mascots? Honestly I love that idea. Screw the gecko I wanna see Insurance Man fight Thanos. I wanna see Tony the Tiger defeat Fin Fang Foom.
Kole Driscoll
Wild to have a propaganda hero not even have the propaganda be a part of his powers or origin outside of location
Dante Dietzel
Orange you glad you did this video?