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Submit Jokes About 2021 For Our Thanksgiving Special!

🕑 Added 2021-11-22 15:00:08 +0000 UTC

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tbeeks15

I’m thankful for Metroid Dread. The game that all but confirms Scalebound and Pikmin 4 are gonna be incredible games when they release in the year 2029. (No, but really, I’m very thankful for Metroid Dread because it’s the best game released this year).

MyNameIsDan

I'm thankful for gamers not hiding their lust for Lady Dimitrescu. It really helps others not feel ashamed or embarrassed about who or what they find attractive. With that being said, I'd like to announce that I find the pokemon Garbodor very attractive. That's one hot piece of trash.

I'm thankful that I didn't buy Guardians of the Galaxy until it went on sale for $25... less than a month after release!

Patrick Polk

I'm thankful that all of this year's time loop games reminded me that every day for the past 20 months has been pretty much the same. Life imitates art imitates life imitates déjà vu.

PlainShane

I'm thankful for the chip shortage so that the "journalists" at Bloomberg can once again be slapped down as the tabloid hacks they truly are when it comes to incorrectly predicting the existence of the Switch Pro. No one gets to force the hand of sweet bae Nintendo!

MyNameIsDan

I'm thankful for all the "Bad Dad" games released this year. Since video games are a huge influence on me, I cannot wait to become a bad dad myself. I think I'll start with abandoning my child while they are at a young age, only to then reveal myself as their father 20-30 years later. It's cool to be a bad dad 😎

Stephen Woodson

I'm thankful to Nintendo for releasing the Zelda Game & Watch without including the Game & Watch: Zelda game. That's ok, we'll buy that when you release it again in 5 years.

I'm thankful for Dustbiters, so that Minnmax has at least one tabletop game to cover this year.

Crystal Keyframes Anmation

This year, I’m thankful for Sony’s resident wordsmith, Sid Shuman. Where would we be without the great mind behind shorthand like “TEE-LOO” and “IN-SOMM”?

DominicCichocki

This year, I'm thankful for iTunes. While it crashes half the time, rarely closes out properly, and occasionally corrupts my old iPod Classic when I'm downloading new music, it's the price I pay for an ad-free experience.

Nick from Atlanta

I'm thankful that a bunch of games are delayed to next year, so I can put them off when they release and play the ones from this year I've missed.

Swiggity Swoo

I'm thankful that Jeff Bezos went to space, and that we all spent so much time thinking about it. Maybe next year he'll go to Disneyland or something


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