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Wedgie Haven, Part 2: Streets Paved With Undies (Sonic the Hedgehog)
🕑 Added 2023-02-10 01:02:26 +0000 UTCWhisper was busy stomping on Shadow’s crotch to actually reach down and yank his undies up. Shadow’s silent scream was enough to satisfy her. The point of Wedgie Haven having left her head, she was vulnerable when Knuckles slid behind her and, with both hands, grabbed her exposed Teddy Bear panties and hiked them from the back!
“HEEEEEEK!” Wedgie shrieked, jumping in place and going cross-eyed again. When she was suspended, Knuckles grabbed her legs and stretched her out, watching her flail and gasp as she felt faint already.
He then extended the panties as far as they would go and then let her go so that she shot across the way like a bullet!
SLINGSHOT WEDGIE!
Whisper screamed and cried, flailing about before her body was rammed into a wall.
She toppled over onto her head, her butt in the air and legs dangling as she remained still, eyes swirling, tongue out, stars rotating around her head, and panties wet. She was done.
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12 Participants: Tails, Charmy, Surge, Kitsunami, Cream, Bradley, Shadow, Knuckles, Amy, Tangle, Manic, Silver
3 Eliminated: Blaze, Sonic, Whisper
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Knuckles dusted his hands off and growled. “We lost sight of Sonic because of you. You know that right?”
Shadow snarled. He was still crying because of the pain in his crotch and he REALLY didn’t want to hear Knuckles bitching about a failure that they both shared. Actually, what was he talking about? It was probably Knuckles’ fault anyway right? Screw him!
Shadow summoned a Chaos Spear and shanked it through Knuckles pants while he was on the ground!
Knuckles looked shocked. The angle he was at, made it go through the front of his pants so swiftly. Shadow yanked on it and it ripped the entirety of Knuckles’ pants off, showing his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles boxers to the black hedgehog.
With a blush, Knuckles clenched his teeth and lunged at him. “Turning traitor are we?”
Shadow finally decided to move.
He rolled underneath Knuckles and launched his spear upwards again, this time successfully poking a hole through the back of his boxers and getting him into a wedgie that extended him off the ground sharply.
CHAOS SPEAR WEDGIE!
“GAAAAH!” Knuckles screamed aloud, feeling the pain of the unconventional wedgie soar through him. That alone winded him quite a bit.
However, as the echidna whined and flailed about, Shadow stood up to dust himself off and turned to stare at the back of his head with righteous indignation… while grabbing his crotch to nurse the pain away. He didn’t look entirely cool even after doing this.
He tried though.
“If I can’t get Sonic, I suppose I’ll have to settle for the next best thing,” Shadow said.
“I’m BETTER than Sonic!” Knuckles chided, trying to turn to get at Shadow but was unable to. It also hurt that the energy of this spear was going into him constantly.
“All the more reason to take you out!” Shadow snapped his fingers and a surge of chaos energy blasted into Knuckles’ body!
The echidna gasped and jolted about as the energy soared through him. It made his shirt shrivel up to reveal the white tank top underneath. Strings of cloth and thread littered the ground as Knuckles wet himself a bit before his eyes rolled up completely.
With his tongue out and dripping drool, the spear ran out of juice and disappeared, allowing him to topple over and flump on the ground. He was resting on his side, having been taken out by his partner.
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11 Participants: Tails, Charmy, Surge, Kitsunami, Cream, Bradley, Shadow, Amy, Tangle, Manic, Silver
4 Eliminated: Blaze, Sonic, Whisper, Knuckles
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“Hmph,” Shadow looked down in disappointment before smirking and stepping forward. “Now to find Sonic. I’m sure that if he wasn’t done in by me then he’s still out there.”
Of course, Shadow didn’t know what was coming.
Jumping through the spray of water and in his line of sight was a fist pumping young Bradley.
Shadow eyes widened when he saw him. Bradley gulped and did the first thing he thought of.
He punched Shadow in the crotch!
Shadow’s eyes bugged out and he lurched forward while Bradley did a slide underneath him and grabbed his pants legs.
With a sharp tug he got Shadow’s pants down to his ankles and revealed his Sleeping Beauty briefs to the world!
Shadow flushed red and turned as he saw Bradley laying there on the ground and grinning with a small hand wave.
“You’ve just signed your death warrant!” Shadow snapped, shuffling around in a rather funny way with his pants around his ankles to point at him.
“Keep going Bradley!” A sharp voice came from behind the flow of water.
“Okay!” Bradley jumped to his feet and ran forward, waving back. “Enjoy yourself Shadow. You only have a short time left!”
“HEY! What are you–?!” Shadow then blinked and slowly turned around, recognizing that voice.
Out of the spray of water came a determined and slightly upset looking Cream the Rabbit. The hue of water made the sheen of blue lighting that crossed her face look positively scary.
Shadow’s eyes widened when he saw it. He was unsure of how to respond to seeing this. Should he be embarrassed that this little girl caught him standing here in a pair of undies meant for little girly boys? Or should he just try and give her a wedgie?
Well, he ran out of time to think it over because Cream’s feet rammed directly into his face at that exact instant.
Shadow’s face was instantly goofy again. He had taken so many blows but that one was the hardest one yet somehow!
He toppled over, ready to fall onto his back, but Cream summersaulted over him and grabbed at the back of his underwear.
When she landed she continued to fly backwards, yanking Shadow with her in a powerful wedgie that dragged his butt along the ground and the water that was soaking up the area.
It soaked his butt, sure, but the pain was making him pee himself which only made things worse!
JET SKI WEDGIE!
“You’ve been a bad boy Mr. Shadow!” Cream shouted.
“I SOWWY! PWEASE FORGIB MEEEEEE~!” Shadow found himself begging, brain derped from the pain. He sounded like a toddler and his flailing eventually ended when he went limp.
Cream grunted and tossed him rather hard over head.
Shadow flew and slammed roughly into a pile of mud, face down with her rump still exposed. The fact that they were by the area with the pony rides gave Cream pause.
She really hoped that was actually mud.
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10 Participants: Tails, Charmy, Surge, Kitsunami, Cream, Bradley, Amy, Tangle, Manic, Silver
5 Eliminated: Blaze, Sonic, Whisper, Knuckles, Shadow
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“Where did Bradley go…?” She stopped to ponder this, now concerned. She told him to keep going but this was an area with two turns.
Bradley, for his part, was looking back now, wondering if Cream was following.
He felt his world get positively rocked when a yellow shoe covered foot rammed into the side of his head and sent him spiraling into the wall!
The husky plopped on his butt and he groaned as his eyes rolled.
“Aww~! What a cute little dork!” Surge stood before him, palms glowing with electricity. “Let’s see how loudly this little piggy can squeal!”
Bradley gasped as he looked up at her, feeling an intense and overwhelming aura as her shadow loomed over her.
She was powerful and not for nothing, so was her partner.
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When Tails dive bombed to try and take out Kit before it was too late, the water spouts rose and nailed him in the face!
Tails went derpy and was spiraling towards the ground but then more shot out from Kit’s backpack and he ended up getting rammed with several jet streams of them!
Tails’ body was spinning in mid-air, tongue flopping in the wind as he drooled with intense pain gyrating through his system.
Kit kicked Charmy off him and wiped his mouth, having not enjoyed the kiss at all.
Charmy cried and yanked the spike wisp from his butt, tearing a huge hole in his pants and showing off his MLP briefs to the open air. He blushed and covered it with his hands but despite how big his hands were, his butt was bigger. It was hopeless.
The spike wisp floated it’s way back to the unconscious Whisper while Kit got his angry, villain dander up.
“You two are so going to get it! For the sake of Surge and her desire to win the Wedgie Haven, I shall not let you pass!” Kitsunami grinned as he suspended himself off the ground, making a tornado of water spouts rise.
Tails tried to collect himself but was too dizzy to properly do anything.
“Now, behold!” Kit grinned.
Fists made of water shot from him and rammed into both Charmy and Tails! The two of them were sent spiraling into the air and were juggled by the onslaught of water.
Kit grinned with an evil glint in his eye as he had the water open it’s palms grabbed the rim of both their undies.
He then made the water spouts shoot up and down, giving them both powerful wedgies that rose and dived with each command Kit gave.
WATER PARK WEDGIE!
“AAAAAH! IT HUUUUURRRRTSSSS!” Charmy screamed as he kept getting doused with water while the water fist rose and fell. His butt would slam onto the ground before the water fist rose again to shoot him back in the air.
“WEEEE CAAAAN DOOOO THIIIIIISSSS!” Tails cried as he was shot up and down like a weird wedgie piston. His Care Bears briefs were stretching really good. They just weren’t breaking.
“I’m g-g-gunna p-pass out…” Charmy said, eyes rolling and tongue out. His limbs were all noodley.
“B-before you do… un-unZEEEK!” Tails yelped as he got a particularly bad wedgie that time. “UNZIP YOUR PANTS!” Tails said, doing so himself and letting them fall to his ankles.
“I-I d-don’t… g-get it b-but okaaaay…!” Charmy did the same and let them fall to his ankles.
“N-Now raise y-your LEGS when we hit the ground!!” Tails said this as Kit thrust them back down to the ground. They were about to slam on their butts one more time.
“G-Got it…!” Charmy was lightheaded. He was about to pass out. He had no choice but to listen to Tails here.
Kitsunami laughed and then violently thrusted his hands down to slam them both onto their bottoms. “It’s hopeless. Surrender and I may just knock you out with a simple, normal wedgie!”
No doing!
Tails thrust his legs forward when Kit slammed his butt on the ground! It hurt like hell but his pants flew off and the trajectory made them plop against the back of Kit’s head with a wet PLAP!
Kit stumbled forward for a mili-second right before Charmy, having done the same thing, saw to it that his pants splashed into Kit’s face next!
“MMMF!” Kit’s head was wrapped in soaking wet pants and he fumbled around, unsure of what was happening. His loss of control saw him letting both Tails and Charmy go!
Charmy flailed and cried as he fell towards the ground, landing in a wheelbarrow of fireworks.
Tails didn’t pay him any mind as he rushed in while Kit was disoriented and pantsed him! Kit was spinning around in place, getting more and more wrapped up in the pants while his pink Spongebob and Patrick briefs with a lime-green elastic were exposed.
Kit felt the air around his crotch and panicked, knowing what was happing but unable to see well enough to stop it.
Tails got behind Kit and jabbed his tails through the leg holes of his underwear and then grabbed the back of his briefs!
The fox then angrily shouted, “Nice try but you lose again!”
“NOOOOOO! SURGE! HEEEELLLPAAAAAGAGAHAAAAAH! WEDGIEEEEEEEEEK!” Kit screamed so badly that it echoed across the sky!
MELVIN WEDGIE!
Kit was on his tippy toes now. The wedgie was so bad that he’d begun peeing himself in the middle of it and was totally limp by the time Tails was done. It was like Tails had strangled him with a wire like he was in the mob from behind or something only more goofy and stupid.
Tails yanked the pairs of pants off Kit’s face and saw his bugged out eyes crossing and his tongue flopping out.
Tails watched as he let Kitsunami go so that his limp, noodle-like body could flop onto his knees. He then walked around to the front of Kit and blew on him lightly.
No one shouted “timber” but he fell over onto his back, crotch humping the air and arms spread out behind him.
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9 Participants: Tails, Charmy, Surge, Cream, Bradley, Amy, Tangle, Manic, Silver
6 Eliminated: Blaze, Sonic, Whisper, Knuckles, Shadow, Kitsunami
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Tails sighed and examined his pants. “Well… at least I got to keep my…”
They then crumbled to dust.
Intense water pressure and violent jerking about had destroyed them.
“I swear to–” Tails muttered, growling a bit before turning to see where Charmy was.
“Charmy? Hey, Charmy! We won!” He pranced over to the bee… or began to but then stopped when he saw where he was.
“I-I’m… s-sorry Tails… c-can’t go on…” Charmy whined, upside down in the wheelbarrow of fireworks and with several of them stuck in his underwear.
Tails sighed.
He then walked over to Charmy and patted his butt, making the bee blush.
“Wh-What are you doing?” Charmy asked.
“I know you can’t and that’s okay,” Tails said calmly as he reached under his shirt. He pulled out a small box of matches.
“... Isn’t this the part where you try and give me an anime motivational speech so that I can get back in the game?” Charmy asked, sweating with nervousness. He felt his briefs get damp with pee as his scared bladder let loose a little.
“Nope,” Tails smiled. He managed to find one that wasn’t soaking wet and lit it before lighting one of the fireworks and turning away with his arms stretched behind his back. “Let this be a lesson to you. Never, under any circumstances, trick your friends into being in a wedgie fighting competition. Just ask next time. If I say no, then deal with it. Kay?”
Charmy’s face was doused in sweat as the lit firework went down towards the barrel.
“O-Okay… I’m sorry. I’ve learned my lesson…” Charmy muttered and then gulped. “... So maybe you could put this ou–!”
BOOOOOM!!!
Tails plugged his ears as the wheelbarrow exploded behind him!
“Looks like Charmy Bee’s blastin’ off agaaaaainnn~!” The bee swooned, eyes rolling and covered in soot. The fireworks rocketed off in Charmy’s briefs and shot him into the sky by his underwear in a wedgie that was being carried by the rocket before it exploded in the sky!
He was just down to his MLP briefs now but that ended when the explosion went off and the fireworks delighted the people still at the park.
It was sunset now so everyone was looking on in awe as they went off, the last one being a firework of Charmy’s smiling face, eyes closed, with anime tears streaming down his cheeks.
FIREWORKS WEDGIE!
Tails walked off with his arms behind his head and then smiled lightly. “Well, if I’m here now I might as well win right?”
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8 Participants: Tails, Surge, Cream, Bradley, Amy, Tangle, Manic, Silver
7 Eliminated: Blaze, Sonic, Whisper, Knuckles, Shadow, Kitsunami, Charmy
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As Tails was making his way off towards the center of the action, the battle on the rooftop far away from his current position raged on.
Tangle was still being wedgie bashed by Manic and she was having a really bad time of it now. With her head swimming from the pain, she managed to collect herself well enough to decide that enough was enough and shot her ring tail towards Manic for a pounding in his gut!
“HOOF!” Manic grunted and let her go, arms out in front of him as he slid back.
However, Manic grinned as he grabbed the tail with both his hands, holding on tight and looking ahead with a confident smirk. “Ha! Got your tail! What are you gonna do about it?”
Tangle landed on her feet and then shot Manic an amused glance. “The same thing I was doing before. Only this time I guess we’ll get to see which of us is the stronger of the two!”
With a massive grin, she used the pointed ends of her tail to grip Manic’s shorts and yanked them down.
“GAH!” Manic screamed, blushing as his Dora the Explorer briefs were openly displayed.
“Cuuuute~!” Tangle grinned before wrapping her tail around him and squeezing.
“NO! AGH! WAIT! STOP!” Manic tried his best to break free but felt her tail clutch the waistband of his briefs. He went pale as if he knew what was about to transpire.
Tangle untangled her tail around Manic, still gripping him by the undies with it, and then began to swing him up and over repeatedly so that he smashed against the roof like she was playing a game of whack-a-mole against it. Only here she was using Manic’s wedgied body as the hammer!
WHACK-A-MOLE WEDGIE!
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
The slams she did repeatedly bashed Manic’s increasingly derpy face against the concrete of the roof. Manic lost a tooth and felt his eyes spinning long before he reached the halfway point of his destruction.
When she decided she had enough, she winded up her tail and then spun it downward to drill him into the roof with a heavy smash!
When the smoke cleared, Manic was flat on his back, a dumb gap-toothed smile on his face and anime swirls in his eyes. His briefs were sufficiently wedgied and a small wet puddle was growing around his crotch.
Tangle sighed and wiped the sweat off her forehead, feeling as though that issue took entirely too long to sort out.
That’s when she remembered her initial business that saw her lowering her guard in the first place!
“Whisper!” Tangle shouted aloud, jumping from the rooftops to try and see if she could find her partner.
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7 Participants: Tails, Surge, Cream, Bradley, Amy, Tangle, Silver
8 Eliminated: Blaze, Sonic, Whisper, Knuckles, Shadow, Kitsunami, Charmy, Manic
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She was unaware of the destruction Whisper had faced at the hands of Knuckles but the last person she saw her facing off against was Surge.
The powerful green jock with electricity at her beck and call was practically screaming with intense delight right now.
“Hmph. Easy! Didn’t even have to use my powers for that…!” Surge said, digging in her ear as the unconscious, drooling husky Bradley dangled by his star patterned boxers behind her. He was out cold and wrecked beyond belief.
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6 Participants: Tails, Surge, Cream, Amy, Tangle, Silver
9 Eliminated: Blaze, Sonic, Whisper, Knuckles, Shadow, Kitsunami, Charmy, Manic, Bradley
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Surge was about to head off but then froze on the spot.
It was against her will too. Someone had nabbed her.
She was momentarily unsure of what to make of this before she looked ahead and saw a white hedgehog descending from the sky with his hand up.
“Got you,” Silver smiled. “Overconfidence doesn’t suit the powerful as well as you might think.”
Surge smirked and gestured behind her. “Tell that to the boxer boy behind me.”
Silver glanced over at Bradley and winced.
HANGING WEDGIE!
“Ugh… despicable,” Silver said. “I mean, at that height it’s gotta be really painful…”
“Don’t judge me,” Surge sneered. “This IS the Wedgie Haven right? So I give wedgies!”
Silver sighed but then smiled. “Can’t argue with that. Fine then. Allow me to show you what happens when a psychokinesis master shows no mercy!”
Silver clamped his hands together, making Surge’s arms restrain at her sides. She was still smirking despite sweating a bit. She remained confident that whatever he was about to do wouldn’t be enough to knock her out of the competition.
He then raised his palm up and the skull and bones panties she had on rose and shot into the air, making her squeal loudly like a little piglet. “HAAAAAIEEEEE!”
PSYCHIC WEDGIE!
“Feeling the heat are we?!” Silver smirked.
At that moment, Cream the Rabbit finally arrived, having chosen the correct path Bradley had run down. What she saw flabbergasted her.
“BRADLEY!” She shouted, astonished by the scene of him in a hanging wedgie. Scanning the area, she saw Surge in Silver’s grasp and her screaming as he was delivering a powerful wedgie on to him.
Cream bent down and scooped up a rock before winding it up.
Surge saw this out of the corner of her eye and decided to make the decision easier for her. “First that husky kid and now me? You really are going for it Future Boy!”
“Huh?” Silver was confused by that.
Cream heard it and her eyes trained themselves onto Silver. Before he could even ask what she was talking about, Cream beamed the rock over Silver’s head with a well shot pitch!
“MEANIE!” She shouted as it soared through the air and cracked against his skull.
Silver’s eyes crossed and he smiled stupidly before letting Surge go and fell towards the ground. He landed roughly on his back with his legs in the air and his shorts having fallen to his ankles. That in turn caused them to slid back down when his legs went up, though, they weren’t able to get back around his waist properly. His Superman briefs were still openly visible.
Cream put her hands on her hips and huffed. “How dare you do that to my partner Mr. Silver! I know it’s the point of the competition but I must avenge him!”
“Shame you won’t be able to~!” A sing-song voice came from behind Cream.
Cream’s eyes darted to the side when she heard it before she seized up and her eyes crossed. Her teeth clenched as she began gyrating about, dancing in place as the current of Surge’s electricity went through her system!
Surge stomped towards her, eyes glowing with menace and delight as she raised her palm and commanded the electricity to do the same. The wedgie Cream got on her bunny undies shocked her to her core, making her tongue go out and her eyes roll up till they were just white.
ELECTRIC WEDGIE!
Cream sizzled and passed out while suspended. She toppled right on over and hit the ground.
Surge grinned as she stomped forward, even stepping on Cream’s gut as she passed over her, and went to reach Silver.
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5 Participants: Tails, Surge, Amy, Tangle, Silver
10 Eliminated: Blaze, Sonic, Whisper, Knuckles, Shadow, Kitsunami, Charmy, Manic, Bradley, Cream
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Grabbing Silver’s legs, she surged with electricity and made it coarse through his body next. Silver reacted violently, spewing drool and wetting himself as the intensity flared up within him rapidly.
Surge tossed him over and slammed him repeatedly on the ground, making him go limp and derpy as the electricity flowed through him. Surge grabbed the front of his underwear and gave him a wedgie by the front while jumping and slamming him onto the ground over and over!
SPARKING BODY SLAM WEDGIE!
“I’ve never felt so ALIVE!” Surge laughed.
It echoed in the distance as Amy had managed to cut through the water in her way and was approaching the scene where the passed out Shadow, Knuckles, and Whisper were.
When she saw the scene of the destruction that laid before her and heard Surge’s voice, she gripped her hammer tighter then before and smiled.
“Okay then… it’s time I–OOF!” Amy grunted when Tails swooped in and nailed both feet into her back from behind!
Amy yelped and stumbled before falling and landing on her stomach, her dress flowing up to show off her Strawberry Shortcake panties again. Tails slid as he landed but raised a brow at the fact that her panties had two holes in them. One for her tail, obviously, and another that showed off part of her butt cheek.
Tails blushed but tried to keep things succinct. He couldn’t allow Amy to go any further.
“Sorry Amy but this is where your jurisdiction ends!” Tails said as he leaped at her. He couldn’t let her get any kind of hit in. He’s been painfully demolished quite a bit and was fighting to stay conscious already.
Unfortunately for him, Amy was no push over. She grabbed her hammer when Tails jumped and spun around to nail him with it across the head!
Tails might as well have been moving in slow motion as the buggy-eyed look of sheer terror crossed his face upon seeing the hammer close in on him extended across his mug. His damp undies got even more soaked as his bladder emptied from the anticipation of the hit.
It emptied all the way when the hit connected and he was sent rocketing off towards a window!
His butt slammed against it and he bounced off it before tumbling onto the ground, bottom still sticking up and eyes rolling. His goofy, gap-toothed smile seemed to indicate that he was really loopy now.
Unfortunately for him, that attack wasn’t a wedgie, which meant she needed to finish this with one.
Amy stood up, dusted herself off, and then promptly made her way over towards the ass-over-teakettle fox on the ground.
“I’d apologize back to you for this Tails but I’m not sorry…!” Amy grinned, a sparkle in her teeth as she opened her palm and reached down.
She managed to unfold Tails’ body and grabbed the front of his briefs as drool poured out the side of his mouth.
Just then, however, something soared over her head.
“Hi Amy! Bye Amy!” Tangle shouted as she swung by!
“Tangle?!” Amy gasped, letting Tails’ briefs go and allowing his brief clad crotch with the tiny nub poking at the front of his undies to flop back onto the ground.
Amy’s eyes scanned the sky before they laid their eyes on the scene ahead.
She saw it in the distance now that she was further along.
Cream was unconscious on the ground and Surge was body slamming Silver repeatedly with electric shock induced wedgies that looked super intense.
Silver had long since passed out by now but the silly, eyes-rolling, drooling look on his glazed over face kept making Surge giggle.
It wasn’t until a shadow loomed over her that she realized something was coming her way.
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4 Participants: Tails, Surge, Amy, Tangle
11 Eliminated: Blaze, Sonic, Whisper, Knuckles, Shadow, Kitsunami, Charmy, Manic, Bradley, Cream, Silver
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She looked up and gasped as she saw Tangle’s tail slam down towards her.
She didn’t have time to dodge either.
Her face was sent smashing into the ground and she dropped Silver like a rock!
Surge had attempted to fire off a bolt of electricity at her but it missed and instead traveled along the ground via the trail of pee and water that was left behind when Shadow was dragged over here by Cream.
It flowed down the road and reached the exact spot Amy was standing at.
“Uh-oh…” Amy looked down and saw it spark around her boots right before–!
ZAAAAAAAP!
“HEEEEEEEK!” Amy screamed, her dress turning to cinders as she was left in nothing but a training bra and her panties now!
Despite getting more wet due to the shocks disturbing her bladder, she couldn’t feel a difference in the increased amount of pain it caused. When the shock was over, she swooned and fell back, already entering la-la land.
However, Tails, stumbling to his feet like a drunkard, saw his opportunity.
He reached over and grabbed Amy by the back of her panties and then hiked them up into a wedgie!
He then jumped over her head to bring it over and then slammed her onto the ground!
PILEDRIVER WEDGIE!
Tails panted and fell onto his knees. He swooned back and forth, eyes rolling and looking demolished beyond belief. He was soaking wet all over and only had on a ruined shirt and his Care Bears briefs. He needed to finish this though.
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3 Participants: Tails, Surge, Tangle
12 Eliminated: Blaze, Sonic, Whisper, Knuckles, Shadow, Kitsunami, Charmy, Manic, Bradley, Cream, Silver, Amy
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He stumbled to his feet and began to head towards the area where the remaining few contestants were. He kept bashing into things though. He looked drunk as hell.
Silver was on the ground, humping the air repeatedly as the current went through his body. He was out cold. There was no mistaking it.
Meanwhile, Surge was flailing about on the ground, muffled by the dirt since Tangle’s tail had her pinned.
“You’re going to get it for doing that to Whisper,” Tangle said, an accusatory look on her face.
Surge grunted as she clawed at the ground and managed to turn her head to leer at the lemur. “I didn’t do anything to that wimpy wolf… but you’re about to see what happens when you cross me!” She snarled as she scooped up some dirt in her palm.
Tangle approached her from behind and, with her tail still pinning Surge, reached down to grab the waistband of her panties that were still sticking out.
That’s when Surge grinned and turned to toss the dirt in her eyes!
“AAAAH!” Tangle shrieked, grabbing at her face and removing her tail as a reflex.
Big mistake!
Surge jumped to her feet and rammed her tail into Tangle’s gut so hard her pants dropped instantly. Tangle’s green sports panties were exposed again with her eyes crossed and lips pursed as the pain shot through her.
Surge then grabbed the front of Tangle’s panties, opened them up, plopped the wet dirt inside, and shot them up into a frontal wedgie that chafed her front really badly!
MESSY WEDGIE!
“AIEEEEEE!” Tangle screamed.
“HAHAHAHA! Take THAT!” Surge laughed as she began looming over her while stepping to the side to whip Tangle around like a puppet on a string. “There’s nothing you can do now! I’m going to win!”
As soon as she said that, she heard spinning in the distance!
It sounded like the sound of Tails’ tails spinning to be precise.
Surge didn’t even have time to turn around. The punch drunk looking fox and his accidental crash course saw him slamming directly into her from behind.
Tails had tried to fly towards the scene but he was so dazed and loopy that he wasn’t able to properly see where he was going. As a result, he took flight and immediately crash landed.
His head bashed against the back of Surge’s head and her head shot forward.
This caused her to headbutt Tangle!
Tangle, who’d been repeatedly bashed constantly thanks to Manic’s wedgie, had lost it at that point. That was the final nail in the coffin for her. She went cross-eyed and her tongue poked out the side of her mouth before she went completely limp, still in the frontal wedgie that Surge was giving her.
Surge whined and stumbled back, letting Tangle go so that she flopped onto the ground, out cold.
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2 Participants: Tails, Surge
13 Eliminated: Blaze, Sonic, Whisper, Knuckles, Shadow, Kitsunami, Charmy, Manic, Bradley, Cream, Silver, Amy, Tangle
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Tails landed on his feet, looking really stupid. He looked like such an idiot. It was embarrassing.
“Whoosss gunna fight meee now huhngh?” Tails slurred, waving his fists about at random.
Surge stumbled and got a punch to the butt by the fox that made her squeal. “Hey! What’s the big–DOOF!”
Tails punched her again, making her spin around and stumble about. She tried to raise a finger to speak in protest but Tails punched her again. Then he punched her again and again and again.
By now Surge was seeing stars and her eyes were rolling relentlessly in her skull. She doubled back as her pants pooled at her ankles, falling due to the intense rocking of her world.
She then tripped over Tangle’s unconscious body and fell back.
Tails, being the gentlemen that he was, stumbled over towards her while hearing chirping birdies himself.
“Ooff! Sowwy ma’am. Wet me help yous!” He said, diving down to try and grab her.
He didn’t do it with his hands though. Instead he bit into the waistband of her panties to stop her descent… but it wasn’t really enough.
Surge bashed her head against Tangle’s skull and jittered from the pain.
By now, her eyes had rolled up and she was out of it.
Tails had his mouth clamped around the front of her panties and was giving her an awkward kind of frontal wedgie.
TEETH WEDGIE!
Tails blinked a few times and then opened his mouth, letting Surge flop on top of Tangle to nap.
Tails then raised his finger and proclaimed happily. “Remember always tah follow duh buddy system! It’ll save yer wife and kitty doodles. I wike cheese puffs! Huh-durrr!”
With that he passed out finally, flat on his back and spasming in a way that looked like he was humping the air.
That was it. Everyone was unconscious. The Wedgie Haven was over!
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1 Participant: Tails - THE WINNER!
14 Eliminated: Blaze, Sonic, Whisper, Knuckles, Shadow, Kitsunami, Charmy, Manic, Bradley, Cream, Silver, Amy, Tangle, Surge
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Since that day ended, Tails would often head to bed and look over towards his nightstand to gaze at the Wedgie Haven trophy that was gifted to him by the others on a job well done.
He didn’t know what it was before hand and he certainly still didn’t appreciate the way he was dragged into it but he had to admit that he liked winning.
When turning off the lights to settle down for a nap, he grunted as he annoyingly picked a wedgie out of his butt.
NAPTIME WEDGIE!
“Ugh… this always happens when I can’t find a comfortable enough position to sleep on…” Tails grumbled.
Maybe he needed a new bed.
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There were a total of 28 different wedgies in this story. Huzzah. I’ve done it. It’s time for some lovey-dovey mush for the next stories. Let’s see how well Valentine's Day turns out for these young fools. Until next time, tell me who you think had the best defeat!
Comments
Wonald
I think I speak for everyone when I say, I didn't expect this. Tails winning a wedgie contest and Bradley defeated? What a surprise!
