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Dream Baseball, Part 2: That's the Way You Need It!
🕑 Added 2023-06-08 01:54:38 +0000 UTCThis had been the most pathetic game of baseball Amy had ever seen before in her life.
Constantly, people were getting on the bases and then taken out, over and over again. The amount of times Manic had been knocked out of his clothes was a cosmic joke by this point. He was in the middle of angrily shoving his legs back into his pants again when Amy just blurted out, “Hey! Why don’t you just stay in your underwear? It’ll be quicker!”
Manic shot her an angry look, pouting with steam rising from his head. He didn’t want to dignify this with an answer.
Both teams looked embarrassed by this display. No one had scored yet and they’d switched from batting to being in the field multiple times already.
When Manic finished dressing, it was the boys’ turn at bat so he went to the dugout to prepare for that. The girls were now positioned to try and get the boys out here.
“This is so exciting!” Cosmo exclaimed, standing in the field with a gleam in her eyes. “We’re tied! It’s a close game!”
Tails had to giggle at that comment from where he was in the dugout. That was a very adorable way of putting it. Sure.
Everyone else didn’t seem as amused though. It was Manic’s turn up to bat and he leered at Cream as she stood at the pitcher’s mound.
“Ready?” She asked.
“Yes, yes already. Let’s just do this!” Manic exclaimed, already exhausted by how little was happening here.
Cream nodded and flung her arm back before beaming the ball at him.
Manic looked ahead and focused, determined to make this one a home run so that they could finally score and put an end to this ceaseless–!
BAM!
Manic was blasted out of his clothes again when the ball struck him. He missed by a mile and was beamed in the head so hard he was sent spinning like an ice-skater, stuck in an endless swirl. Articles of clothing flew off him until he eventually stopped, eyes rolling and wobbling in confusion.
Despite everyone having seen his Strawberry Shortcake briefs constantly by this point, he still blushed about them. It never got any less embarrassing.
He fell forward and his head went splat on the base with his butt sticking up and wiggling a little.
“DoN’t gO cHaSiNg WAAAAteRfaLLsss~!” Manic sang as his eyes rolled.
“GAH! THAT’S IT!” Amy snapped, shouting from the outfield. “We’re not getting anywhere like this! I’m adding a new rule! Baseball is now literally anything we want it to be so long as it involves bats and using the baseball!”
She screamed this out and got everyone's attention. They were enamored by the assertion that this still qualified as baseball in any way, shape, or form. It was ridiculous.
“How do we determine who wins?” Sonic asked, hand slightly raised and a noticeable bandage on his head from when Amy hammered him earlier.
“We determine that based on whoever’s still standing when we’re done…” Amy grinned.
Cosmo just kept smiling. “Baseball truly is unique. So much freedom!”
A loud slamming sound was heard. Off to the side, and drawing the attention of the other players, was Tangle. She had just slammed down an entire crate of baseballs and was now wearing a wicked grin on her face.
“I feel like I’m dreaming. No way you just gave me the okay to turn this game into the most awesome thing that ever existed!” Tangle smirked, grabbing two balls with her hands and another with her tail.
The boys in the dugout saw this and their eyes widened. Instantly, they all crawled out of the crevasse underground and stood their ground to prepare for what was about to happen. Things had just escalated greatly. There was no longer a need for the scoreboard either.
This game was ending when one side was still standing.
With that being instantly understood, Sonic barely got out a loud “Brace yourselves!” to his team before Tangle began rocketing off an onslaught of baseballs at the boys!
They spun through the air like speeding bullets. They might as well have been on fire considering how dangerous they looked.
The boys scrambled to get out of the way, all except for two of them. One was Manic, who was still laying on the ground, trying to center his eyes so that they’d stop rolling.
The other was Charmy who smirked as he showed up with three bats! Two were in his hands and another one was in his mouth.
“Three Bat Style~!” Charmy said, his words a bit muffled by the handle of the bat in his teeth. “Three Thousand Worlds!” He said, landing an attack on the baseballs as best he could.
This shot them about like crazy. It was like a star exploded and now they were flying everywhere.
Tangle winced. She didn’t like that this seemingly didn’t work but she wasn’t left to sulk for too long.
“Following your lead,” Whisper said, jumping into the fray and landing with her wispon out. Tangle grinned and nodded. They were going to be well endowed to handle this situation, no doubt.
The lemur sprung her tail up and snatched as many of the balls from the sky as she could before plopping them down towards Whisper.
Whisper, in turn, allowed them to get loaded into her gun and fired them off immediately at each of the boys she saw.
This process happened repeatedly and made it so all of them had to retaliate.
“Wha–OOF!” Manic finally got up but got several baseballs fired into his gullet that shot him back and made him spin into the fence! He spasmed and then flopped down on his back, eyes rolling again with dancing peanuts rotating around his head as the balls remained stuck in his crooked teeth.
Sonic, Tails, and Charmy tried their best to dodge and dive out of the way at first but it wasn’t looking possible since Amy was running around back and golf smacking the balls that missed back to Tangle for her to shove back down to Whisper so that she could fire them off again. Cream and Cosmo saw the process here and quickly scrambled to join in on the fun, which just made the boy’s situation worse.
When a ball whizzed by underneath Charmy and tore away the fabric of his pants’ crotch, exposing his MLP briefs and making him blush, he shouted out loud to the rest of his team, “We need to DO something guys!”
“Course we do!” Silver smirked, rushing forward with a leap into the air. It almost looked heroic, the way the sun bounced off his quills.
He landed in the dirt and flung out his hands to raise the bases up!
As Whisper fired the baseballs off, Silver began spinning the bases around so that the balls would instead bounce off of them!
They ricocheted around and bounced back and forth between them all before several of them were seen flying back towards Tangle and Whisper like little meteors.
The two of them glanced up with shock, eyes widening as they were suddenly rained on by baseballs!
The explosive rounds of these collisions saw the two girls and their basket of baseballs go flying in a plume of dust and dirt!
Shreds of their clothes were seen in the mix too. Tangle’s sports outfit had tatters all over it, even showing off her green sports panties underneath.
“GYAAAH! NOT HAPPENING!” Tangle screamed, tears in her eyes.
Whisper just looked flabbergasted. There was barely anything left of her outfit. Her training bra was visible and her teddy bear panties were just fully exposed. She was flung into the air, looking confused beyond belief.
“Why did MY outfit take so much of the force of those hits?” She muttered, astonished by how bad her luck was there.
Silver grinned and did a fist pump while the rest of the boys cheered in the background.
“Haha! I did it! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!” Silver shouted.
Cream saw this as her chance though. She grabbed a baseball bat and ran up behind Silver with her eyes closed.
“Sorry Mr. Silver…!” She muttered to herself right before she hit home!
ZOOMF!
Silver’s laughter turned into a cross-eyed look of zoned out derpiness.
Cream had just rammed a baseball bat up his butt.
“GYAAAAAAAH!” Silver screamed and bounced around like a jack rabbit. His eyes spewed tears and he looked incredibly silly with it sticking out of his burst pants like that. Cream was kind of surprised by the clothing damage and the fact that it was rammed right up there. She must not have known her own strength…!
Tangle landed in the dirt, on her stomach with a low moan.
Whisper was free-falling now, flailing her arms and legs in a mild panic as she flew down towards Amy without any control on her descent.
Charmy saw an opportunity here though. He zoomed ahead and flew in front of Amy, making googly eyes and faces are her with his tongue out.
“BLEGH! Can’t get me Amy! HAHA!” He teased her with comments that were very basic and childish. Considering how riled up she was before though he figured this would do the trick.
He was right.
“YOU!” Amy snapped and swung her hammer around to try and knock Charmy out of the air. However, the bee ducked down and in her path, falling towards her, was Whisper!
Amy’s eyes got big and she wasn’t able to stop her attack in time.
Whisper’s eyes got big too as she realized just how much pain she was about to be in.
PIKO!
Whisper was sent shooting off into the distance, eyes crossed and a gap in her smiling, derpy teeth.
She flipped like a pancake through the air before slamming down hard on top of Manic, face and mouth landing right on top of his crotch while her butt was just below his chin. Manic’s eyes remained rolling, the baseballs still in his mouth. They both looked rather stupid, to be certain.
Not as stupid as Silver looked when he plucked the baseball bat out of his butt and made a loud moaning noise. That hurt so good. He was a bit wet now but not from a potty failure.
Amy looked back, unable to help but feel ashamed by that move. She quickly got over it when she realized that Charmy was still beneath her.
“TOO LATE!” Charmy sneered and was about to deliver a massive upper cut to the pink girl.
Instead, Amy was grabbed and yanked back by Cosmo! Charmy’s punch missed by a mile but the bee did manage to snag the hem of her baseball pants on the way up.
They ripped right off of her, exposing her Hello Kitty panties to the world.
“EEEEK!” Amy squealed, dropping her hammer and covering herself with her hands. “Why are you such a pervert!”
Charmy blushed as he floated there, astonished that he had her pants literally wrapped around his fist.
“N-NO! I’m not! I swear I’m N-BELGH!” Charmy’s pupils turned to stars and spit flew from his mouth when a baseball rammed into his chin.
Another one did soon after. More and more balls kept hurling into him as, over by home base, Cream was pointing ahead with Cheese sitting on the cannon that fired out baseballs. They were aiming at the bee and demolishing him with ease.
“Take down the bumble-bee pervert!” Cream shouted.
“Chao! Chao!” Cheese chanted.
Charmy wanted to desperately clear his name and to tell Cream that the incidents that kept happening surrounding him were all obvious accidents! He couldn’t though!
Instead, his body flopped about like a ragdoll in mid-air like he was being dealt a finisher from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. All the balls rammed into him like solid punches and sent shreds of his clothes everywhere, obliterating his outfit until the final ball that nailed him in the crotch got his lips pursing and his undies starting to soak through with a yellow shine of a powerful bladder failure.
He squealed and flew in an arc, leaving behind a rainbow due to his pee and drool making for quite the sprinkler, and slammed hard against the scoreboard in the distance. His body was embedded into it, face kissing the large obstruction, splayed out like a snow angel whilst upside down. He was clearly stuck in the board and unconscious so it would seem that if the score had mattered, no one would be able to read it past the bee smashed against the numbers there.
“Thanks Cosmo,” Amy turned to thank the girl that pulled her out of the way back there.
Cosmo nodded. “Absolutely Amy,” She smirked and then turned to the adjacent boy holding the floating bases. “Now it’s their turn!”
Silver smirked, having regained his composure and was making the bases float again.
“Oh is it now?” The white hedgehog sneered. “Shows what you know!”
He then nodded behind the two girls. They didn’t see Tails there, holding out his catcher’s mitt. What they DID see was Sonic bending down and doing a wind up as he licked his lips.
“Get ready! Sonic and Silver are gonna do a team attack!” Amy said, readying her hammer. Cosmo nodded and got into a stance.
“Cheese! Redirect your fire!” Cream said, turning the cannon with the baseballs at Sonic.
Tangle watched this all happen while on the dirt. She smirked as she began to slowly crawl her way towards where Tails was, having noticed his position even though Amy and Cosmo hadn’t.
That’s when the extreme burst of energy happened.
Sonic zoomed from his position on bended knee towards the girls and zoomed right on past them!
Amy yelped, her shirt blowing up to expose her panties ever more. Her shirt barely covered them already so it was doubly embarrassing.
The real kicker was witnessing Sonic completely dodge all the baseballs fired at him by Cream. She was rather impressed even though she should have likely guessed he would.
Sonic then spun into a ball and shot right towards Tails’ open mitt!
The fox licked his lips as he caught Sonic’s spinning ball form in his catcher’s mitt and flung his arm all the way back. The arc he was making here was also super impressive.
“Here comes the pitch!” Tails shouted before sending his arm forward and making Sonic blast off towards the floating bases Silver was still levitating.
Amy and Cosmo swirled their heads around to try and find where they should be looking. It was confusing trying to follow what they were doing. Turns out, that was exactly the point.
Sonic’s momentum carried as he bounced off all the bases in a star pattern thanks to Tails’ throw and then–!
BOOM!
Sonic rammed right onto the spot where Amy was, sending her flying into the air and spinning like a flipped quarter.
“SONIC! HOW COULD YOUUUUUUuuuuu~!” Amy screamed before she flew over the fence and landed face first into a mud pile!
Her legs dangled out of it, shirt flopped down and fully exposing her panties to the world. She wasn’t getting back up.
Sonic skidded to a stop, a chortle at the edge of his voice. “Haha! Ready to go again Tails?!”
“You betcha!” Tails grinned as Sonic raced around in a circle to charge himself back up. Once he was in ball form he rotated himself like a tire and blasted himself towards Tails’ catcher’s mitt again.
Cosmo was trying to follow Sonic’s movement once more. It seemed hopeless and the smug looks on Tails and Silver’s faces as they repeated the maneuver didn’t instill much confidence.
That was until Sonic blasted by Cosmo and went towards Tails’ catcher’s mitt again.
This time, Tangle saw her opportunity.
She was directly below Tails’ big butt.
With a sparkle in her teeth and a shine in her evil eye, she reached up right as Cosmo turned to look behind her at the fox as her eyes followed Sonic. She then pantsed the twin tailed boy right there on the spot!
Tails’ eyes widened and his face flushed red as his Care Bears briefs were exposed right as Cosmo turned to look at him.
“GYAAAAH!” The fox scrambled back and tripped over Tangle’s head!
He fell onto his butt which caused his mitt to go flying. More importantly though, Sonic missed Tails’ hand and ended up ramming into the fence so hard it sprung back like a slingshot.
Sonic was momentarily confused, wondering why his body was all scrunched up against a barbed fence rather than Tails’ catcher’s mitt, and then squealed in surprise when it launched him.
His clothes were left behind unfortunately, having gotten caught in the barbs of the fence.
The only thing on him now was his Elmo briefs, which he was in the middle of soaking as he soared through the air, transfixed by fear and confusion.
Silver’s eyes got big when Sonic, instead of bouncing off the bases he was making float, headed right for HIM instead!
Sonic smashed directly into Silver’s gut and the impact of this caused all the bases to drop!
The loud smashes they made when they hit the ground caused Cosmo to yelp. Smoke billowed around her and she coughed before wiping the smog away from her face.
She realized she couldn’t just stand here out in the open though. With a glance around she tried to see what the state of the baseball field was now. Looking off to the side, she saw Sonic collapsed on top of Silver. He was laying there with his clothes having burst on impact, leaving the Elmo briefs clad blue boy laying on top of the Superman briefs clad teen from the future.
Silver’s swirly eyes and lolled out tongue indicated correctly that he was unconscious. The nub in his briefs seemed to indicate excitement from having been knocked out though. Curious.
“Look alive Cosmo!” Cream shouted suddenly, her rapid fire baseball firing headed right for Tails as he tried to sneak up on his crush using the smoke that just piled up around them.
Tails came prepared though. He yanked the disoriented Tangle up and used her as a shield!
“Wha-?! Hey! What are you–?! DOOOF! GUH! BWUGH! BWOWDURF!” Tangle grunted repeatedly as baseball after baseball smacked into her.
The last five that Cream had in her arsenal smacked into the lemur and sent her spinning like a top, down to just her sports bra and panties. She twirled to a stop right as Tails leapt from behind her towards Cream.
With her finger raised, eyes spinning, and drooling mouth open she exclaimed “But I wAnTeD EXTRA cHeEsE on My PoTatO PiE mIsTeR! Duuuuh!”
As she fell over with her face planted in the dirt, Tails zoomed directly at Cream with his fist sticking out. He looked like a superhero on his way to destroy an obstructing monster.
“YEEK!” Cream and Cheese gasped in unison, scrambling to do something as they recognized that their ball launcher was out of ammo.
Tails licked his lips as he punched right into it and generated an explosion that sent Cream shooting into the air, screaming as she hugged her chao.
“AAAAAH! NOOOO! WE’RE A FIREWORK NOW!” Cream cried as they soared into the distant sky.
Tails dusted himself off and proudly walked out of the smoke, looking confident and suave despite being in just his baseball top and his Care Bears underwear.
Cosmo looked over at him with a blush, finding him really cute though.
“I guess this is it then,” Cosmo said, reaching down and grabbing one of the downed baseballs. She curled it a bit in her palms and held it close. “It’s time I won this game for my team!”
Tails smiled. “Give it your best shot Cosmo. I promise, I won’t go easy on you for the sake of making sure your first baseball game ends as authentically as it possibly can!”
He said this despite knowing it was absurd. Nothing about this was normal and nothing about this was baseball.
However, she thought it was and that’s what mattered.
With a massive wind up, Cosmo lifted her leg and stuck out her tongue. She took aim and zeroed in on Tails.
Then, she shot off her pitch and sent it shooting in a nice blast towards the fox boy.
Tails smirked, watching as it curved a bit to his right. That meant if he zipped left, it’d miss him entirely.
“Nice try,” Tails said and shot his body off to the left, replanting his feet onto the ground soon after. He even watched the ball whiz right on by him. “You missed.”
“Did I?” Cosmo asked.
“Uhm… ye–!” Tails started right before Cream’s body slammed down on top of him!
The burst from the impact rendered his shirt the equivalent to a popped balloon.
Cream rubbed her head, confused a bit, and felt her dizzy chao companion plop down onto her head soon after and land in her palms.
“Oh… what…? What happened?” Cream sat there, blinking in confusion.
Cosmo approached her and pointed below her. Cream blinked and looked down.
Tails gurgled and drooled, eyes now anime swirls and his smiling mouth twitching as he laid there unconscious. His spasms and the wiggles of his massive butt were indicators that he’d lost it and wasn’t coming back into the fray.
Cosmo blushed deeply. “He’s too adorable!” She said, pressing her hands to her cheeks.
She couldn’t resist and pressed her hands to his wiggling cheeks as well. She didn’t do it for long though. It felt a little naughty but she couldn’t resist. They wiggled really well.
Cream stood up and dusted herself off before admiring the scene before her. With a smile, she grabbed Cosmo’s arm and raised it up high.
“The winner at baseball is the girls team!” Cream shouted aloud.
“Yay!” Cosmo jumped a bit. They were the only ones awake to acknowledge it in any real way though.
Whisper was derped on top of a derped Manic in an almost 69 position.
Charmy was stuck upside down in the scoreboard.
Amy was submerged in a mud pile outside the fence.
Sonic and Silver were laying in an intimate position themselves off to the side.
Tangle was asleep on her face.
Tails was on the ground below them, gurgling and butt swishing back and forth in a ditzy daze.
A celebration was in order, for certain, but when it would be able to happen was up in the air at the moment.
When the boys woke up, they would be made to dance in their underwear for the girls’ amusement. When the girls woke up, they’d be able to admire and film it for future hilarity.
For now though, Cosmo simply stood back and watched everyone nap.
“It feels so good having finally played a truly authentic game of Earth baseball!”
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There was your baseball game. I considered actually writing a crazy baseball game when I started this but I decided it was more fun for it to devolve into nonsense. Why not? It’s more fun when things just get crazy. Tell me in the multiple choice options below who the best showing overall was from and I’ll see you next time!
