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🕑 Added 2024-09-30 03:32:33 +0000 UTCMessage board topics are nice because you can read through them quickly...
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【Your】 Supernatural Phantom Thief T.P. Eight-Olishua Victim Report () Thread part 200 【Fetish】
1: Anonymous Victim ID:Tq+jYTEJ0
This is the victim thread of the supernatural phantom thief T.P. Eight-Olishua, who started in Akebono City and has since appeared all over the country... Basically, it's a fan club member thread.
Serious victim reports are here ↓
Supernatural Phantom Thief T.P. Eight Olishua Victim Report Thread part 30
2: Anonymous Victim ID:5MbjFefRE
>>2
3: Anonymous Victim ID:38eo+qVC6
Nice job with the pretext (tl note: I have no idea what this sentence means)
4: Anonymous Victim ID:KJS1jfd7Y
Fuhahaha!
The >>2 getter has arrived!
I got >>2!
If you want it back, give me images of the phantom thief from >>3, >>4, and >>5!
5: Anonymous Victim ID:KJS1jfd7Y
Damn it!
6: Anonymous Victim ID:4SGoiFjss
1 otsu
7: Anonymous Victim ID:9V1Pv44RO
This isn’t an otsu-type thing, it’s a supernatural ability where snakes come out of your eyes or something
8: Anonymous Victim ID:pD6fL51AJ
>>4 Grandpa, didn’t you post images earlier?
9: Anonymous Victim ID:ID:x1EJ7GS6j
That’s totally robbed
10: Anonymous Victim ID:DU0ruEqXa
That was kinda erotic
11: Anonymous Victim ID:530GYHc9N
Ah, I wanna go back to being a kid, even if it's just for a day
12: Anonymous Victim ID:60iyy9MVF
Last Boss otsu
13: Anonymous Victim ID:BsQM1Qw1p
>>10
Even though she's a tomboyish girl with low exposure, why does she feel erotic?
She’s flat-chested, too
14: Anonymous Victim ID:Ljt/1LHfR
>>11
Hmm wwww that’s impossible www it’s Latios, you know wwwww (tl note: you all know what kusa means, right?)
15: Anonymous Victim ID:dy/fQlOnF
>>11
Kids have roles they can play...
Adults have no roles, which is why they’re trash wwwww
16: Anonymous Victim ID:F76iLj8oq
I'm in kindergarten, so I'm fine
17: Anonymous Victim ID:3X29JrtPH
I’m a little girl...
18: Anonymous Victim ID:juZ7+2aah
We’re all old men here, huh
19: Anonymous Victim ID:BzqUcd8zU
The phantom thief doesn't come to old men.
Eight-nee-chan is like Santa Claus.
20: Anonymous Victim ID:WA6lVbBQD
>>Otsu
The serious victim report thread isn’t growing at all, lol
21: Anonymous Victim ID:Tw7KFB9tp
This fan thread is already at its 200th part... It’s more popular than the average fighter.
Well, as long as you turn a blind eye to the fact that Olishua-sama’s actions are crimes, she hasn’t done anything wrong.
22: Anonymous Victim ID:jC/geap/g
>>19
The story about the homeless man made me cry.
To the little kids, she’s a kind older sister, to those her age, a mysterious beautiful girl, and to old men, she looks like a niece... She’s too cunning.
23: Anonymous Victim ID:CqMQyu77h
Hahnfuu has been doing great since returning from the phantom thief incident, but this is...
24: Anonymous Victim ID:JHTg5CkYB
>>22
Warping the fetishes of innocent boys may not be a crime, but it’s definitely a serious offense.
25: Anonymous Victim ID:Cf8onxItk
>>23
He mentioned in his victory interview the other day. He said losing his abilities reminded him of his roots.
26: Anonymous Victim ID:QbuAMs5WX
I saw that on the news just now.
Even someone that strong struggled with their supernatural ability...
27: Anonymous Victim ID:hUiXqbmVH
>>24
I want him to be reverse-dunked on, have his friends called over, and then play Smash Bros. together.
28: Anonymous Victim ID:hl/XTfu60
>>20
I looked through the past threads, and it's funny how the progression goes from "Stealing supernatural abilities is scary, hurry up and catch this guy..." → "Wait, she’s a beautiful girl!" → "Oh, I can use the stolen supernatural ability now?" → "Huh, aren't I stronger than before...?" → "Wow, the phantom thief is actually a good person!" all in one thread.
Then, the thread grew with more and more added stories of the beautiful phantom thief’s good deeds, theories about her being a shotacon, and an image-posting spree, leading to the creation of this thread for entirely different victims.
29: Anonymous Victim ID:cENx66D6j
Isn’t the reason abilities get stronger because losing them makes you more aware of your own supernatural abilities?
30: Anonymous Victim ID:W5cZBVBBc
I wonder what it feels like to lose your supernatural ability. Even if you knew they’d come back, it’d still be terrifying.
31: Anonymous Victim ID:edPZcpHWq
>>29
According to the Supernatural Ability Management Bureau, that’s the case. I also heard Eight-oneesan herself said something like that.
32: Anonymous Victim ID:2Irr5OFPr
Can you really get stronger that easily? If so, wouldn't veteran fighters who constantly train be insanely strong by now?
33: Anonymous Victim ID:edPZcpHWq
It depends on the person. But if PSYence hadn’t been destroyed, they’d probably have thought they could get stronger by using the phantom thief’s abilities and would’ve been desperately trying to catch her themselves.
34: Anonymous Victim ID:rPMXr4xPS
The books are getting thinner… (tl note: thin books are euphemism for doujinshi)
35: Anonymous Victim ID:AE19E02G9
You can’t "use" something if it’s sad.
36: Anonymous Victim ID:K5iNtEfAp
Our phantom thief is the strongest! She won’t be caught by some bad guys!
37: Anonymous Victim ID:xZCWcxG3q
And then the phantom thief gets defeated...
Her clothes in disarray...
And children’s fetishes forever broken...
38: Anonymous Victim ID:NJS6eN813
>>33
Actually, I heard from a cop that that helps flush out the remnants of PSYence.
39: Anonymous Victim ID:rsgB9ANxZ
A beautiful, girly phantom thief who’s being targeted by the police, the Savers, and all sorts of bad guys.
At this point, she’s already strong.
40: Anonymous Victim ID:Sd0hhfVRY
Still, for someone who shows her face so openly, how has she not been caught yet? I don’t want to see her getting taken away by the police, so if she gets caught, I hope it’s the Savers.
41: Anonymous Victim ID:+b6uchRQC
If the police spot her, she just teleports away. She’s using some kind of transformation ability to disguise herself, so she can avoid being found whenever she wants. And even if someone from town sees her, they let her go because she’s so cute.
42: Anonymous Victim ID:D3AKpv9Bh
Even if the Savers catch her, they’ll just hand her over to the police.
43: Anonymous Victim ID:DNDGZXC7o
>>41
When some bad guys tried using hostages to lure her out, the Savers just beat them up.
44: Anonymous Victim ID:bwUaFp8Ql
Looking at it this way, it wouldn’t be surprising if the phantom thief and the Savers were secretly working together.
45: Anonymous Victim ID:kk9Px0g7C
For real? Savers are the worst! I’m gonna take the entry exam.
46: Anonymous Victim ID:SVWtARFLA
You should stop; the competition is insane right now.
47: Anonymous Victim ID:Bg0SDHLgL
Every time I see "300 times competition," I keep reading it as "300x sensitivity."
48: Anonymous Victim ID:rj8TLEFxi
I want to see Eight-sama at 300x sensitivity.
49: Anonymous Victim ID:1FSyuW8CP
I want to see the suave phantom thief thrown into a cold prison.
50: Anonymous Victim ID:VaYhArmc0
This thread is supposed to be for victims, but it’s full of scumbags.
51: Anonymous Victim ID:P5e7rGM36
(Aren’t you one of them?)
52: Anonymous Victim ID:hjPwKmWW9
(It’s you.)
53: Anonymous Victim ID:nM55zQCTc
Phantom Thief Eight, she stole something incredible from us. That was...
54: Anonymous Victim ID:26C6Vzjbw
A
55: Anonymous Victim ID:5nGm0um98
ro
56: Anonymous Victim ID:hS3JgJ4NP
ma
57: Anonymous Victim ID:3g34Jpc5O
no
58: Anonymous Victim ID:sG4uQgf25
o
59: Anonymous Victim ID:EqGuTicPM
nee
60: Anonymous Victim ID:xDvcI4VlS
sa
61: Anonymous Victim ID:6RJCGSdy8
n
62: Anonymous Victim ID:edPZcpHWq
is
63: Anonymous Victim ID:NKy2e1+uW
+uW
ni
64: Anonymous Victim ID:r70+H5Edy
ce (tl note: don’t bother trying to comprehend this)
65: Anonymous Victim ID:c8iPiEn1F
>>41
The last point is the biggest one.
I actually met and talked with her the other day, but I ended up letting her go.
Anyone would let her go, really…
66: Anonymous Victim ID:McCDvTUz2
"Aroma no onee-san is good”, it’s my first time seeing that completed.
67: Anonymous Victim ID:5sGZ5EZIS
>>65
Details, please.
68: Anonymous Victim ID:qVwd0+oCU
+oCU
Tell us, where did you meet her?
69: Anonymous Victim ID:iGOFAmbtm
Thanks for the sighting info.
70: Anonymous Victim ID:BrHiSxj3m
Apparently, the police are also keeping an eye on this thread.
Though the Supernatural Crime General Thread is more well-organized.
71: Anonymous Victim ID:CigBREPgH
Did she smell nice?
72: Anonymous Victim ID:c8iPiEn1F
She came shopping at my store.
>>71
She smelled like "Aroma no Onee-san."
73: Anonymous Victim ID:mtxBMdXX8
This is the first sighting since the music room incident.
74: Anonymous Victim ID:4loy+/qOO
>>72
What did she buy? Wasn’t she disguised?
75: Anonymous Victim ID:3/WY6X1K8
I’m a citizen of Akebono City, and I saw her playing the harp in the park recently.
When I tried to approach her, she vanished. Maybe it was just an illusion…
76: Anonymous Victim ID:PJZH9KoWj
Did she come dressed like that!? Or did you see through her disguise?
77: Anonymous Victim ID:Itp1oYv76
>>73
That thread was intense with an overwhelming flood of bizarre messages.
78: Anonymous Victim ID:m7VpvugDT
>>75
Was she a fairy, maybe?
79: Anonymous Victim ID:ogB+EB5DV
>>74
She bought summer clothes and what looked like fabric for a cloak, among other things.
She was in disguise, but I’m 100% sure it was Eight-chan.
I have the supernatural ability “Mystic Eye of Insight” after all.
80: Anonymous Victim ID:VUyrk3YAj
Poor Eight-chan, getting her private life exposed.
I hope more gets exposed.
81: Anonymous Victim ID:cIGOH2vV6
I could "use" Eight-chan as…
82: Anonymous Victim ID:cIGOH2vV6
Sorry, my hand slipped.
83: Anonymous Victim ID:5MbjFefRE
If you had kept typing, I would’ve used my ability "Cyber Connect" to hack into your personal info and spread photoshopped images of your face.
84: Anonymous Victim ID:edPZcpHWq
That’s terrifying, lol.
85: Anonymous Victim ID:7xVD03Em4
This is why people with strong internet abilities are…
86: Anonymous Victim ID:y3TiHUgYu
>>83
If someone with a rare ability like that is posting in this dump, that’s not okay.
87: Anonymous Victim ID:K1On8PKFW
How nice, a rare ability? Must be fake.
88: Anonymous Victim ID:5MbjFefRE
>>86
I’m posting because I want the phantom thief to come steal it!
Hey, Olishua-sama, are you watching? Thanks for saving my friend the other day!
89: Anonymous Victim ID:cA/5JC4Kd
So, you’re the model victim, huh?
90: Anonymous Victim ID:c8iPiEn1F
>>79, can I talk about it?
91: Anonymous Victim ID:eSxOgIdj+
Nope.
92: Anonymous Victim ID:DBuru/Sin
Go ahead.
93: Anonymous Victim ID:tq0R48cx0
>>90
If it’s true, then bring proof, that’s your job.
94: Anonymous Victim ID:c8iPiEn1F
It's fine, she let me take a picture and even gave permission.
(Image)
95: Anonymous Victim ID:5MbjFefRE
!?
96: Anonymous Victim ID:K0ObF6m8g
She gave permission!?
97: Anonymous Victim ID:NJZp9zYQK
It looks like a men’s outfit.
I'm a girl, but I'm falling for her.
98: Anonymous Victim ID:dKGVPPLpQ
Ah, those emerald eyes—that's definitely Eight-chan. No doubt about it.
I'm quite knowledgeable.
99: Anonymous Victim ID:Us9gy0HF3
Too good-looking, lol.
If you look closely, it's a simple disguise, but the presence is way too strong.
100: Anonymous Victim ID:+iFsJmyGI
She surprisingly likes flashy stuff, huh?
Maybe her phantom thief activities are just because she wants to stand out.
101: Anonymous Victim ID:c8iPiEn1F
>>97
This girl came to buy a cute mini skirt, you know? Here's a photo of the item.
(Image)
102: Anonymous Victim ID:5MbjFefRE
!?!?
103: Anonymous Victim ID:pEoZgwMD
Hmm…
(´ー｀)
104: Anonymous Victim ID:c8iPiEn1F
I’m the one who introduced her, though!
105: Anonymous Victim ID:RjG6lX4HE
Nice job.
106: Anonymous Victim ID:en8rseDe7
>>104
Oi oi, are you a god?
107: Anonymous Victim ID:PMnyjTv1H
>>100
Would someone who just wants to stand out really rescue a traumatized shut-in girl, beat up a child kidnapper, or go head-to-head with public security?
108: Anonymous Victim ID:LvzeoBnpn
It's short… isn't it?
109: Anonymous Victim ID:SSXEK2yaU
Just imagining Eight-chan wearing that while comforting a young boy makes me feel all warm inside.
110: Anonymous Victim ID:c8iPiEn1F
>>108
She was confused at first, saying the same thing!
But when I convinced her by saying, "It's normal for girls your age," she made a face like she had resolved something and tried it on.
In the end, she seemed to like it and bought it!
(Image of a two-shot photo)
111: Anonymous Victim ID:vHim+7SiP
>>109
Honestly, I could totally see that happening.
112: Anonymous Victim ID:we6uqM8eP
Nice, well done!
113: Anonymous Victim ID:CwAgtA9qU
Hmm, so Olishua-sama is surprisingly easy to push around.
114: Anonymous Victim ID:osgLCSjXu
>>110
She looks composed, but when you look closely, you can tell she's not used to wearing it. It's kind of cute.
115: Anonymous Victim ID:Bdt/Gm0Tr
If she switched to becoming an idol now, maybe the police would forgive her…
Also, I didn’t realize she was a girl.
116: Anonymous Victim ID:XAMRhxILD
>>110
Nice work, ma'am! I commend you!
117: Anonymous Victim ID:0KRtBvrrg
When you compare the picture from >>110 with the one of the wanted charismatic phantom thief, there's just something… nice about it.
118: Anonymous Victim ID:9YtGv3etg
She’s lightly disguised, but looking at her like this, she could pass for a high schooler.
I thought her vibe was more college student level.
119: Anonymous Victim ID:c8iPiEn1F
>>113
She was polite and honest.
But she seemed a bit sheltered. Maybe she's from a well-off family.
>>114
She usually wears pants or long skirts, so it seems she wanted something shorter for the summer.
>>117
It’s nice isn’t it…
120: Anonymous Victim ID:1+YvdUMi+
I can’t believe a girl like this is a criminal... I think my preferences are getting twisted…
121: Anonymous Victim ID:pkiWNvo1z
Even if her goal is to get stronger, there must be a serious reason behind it.
122: Anonymous Victim ID:zAa/2nLqW
Seems like a friend of my acquaintance’s son was saved by her too. Maybe I should start gathering signatures for a reduced sentence now...
123: Anonymous Victim ID:m7VpvugDT
>>110
She might be acting like a normal girl as part of her phantom thief persona, but that mysterious aura just seeps out and it’s captivating.
124: Anonymous Victim ID:9YtGv3etg
>>121
If even we feel this way, the kids she helps will probably find it hard to navigate life moving forward.
125: Anonymous Victim ID:mDwektv1
I want to trade her for my sister.
126: Anonymous Victim ID:v68/jtnxh6
>>110
Which store? Is it in Akebono?
127: Anonymous Victim ID:5MbjFefRE
>>125
Don’t say things like that.
128: Anonymous Victim ID:gthG/efpw
By the way, doesn't the name "Supernatural Abilities Management Bureau" sound sketchy?
129: Anonymous Victim ID:c8iPiEn1F
>>126
Not telling.
Now that I think about it, posting the pictures was a bad idea… The police are definitely coming for me.
130: Anonymous Victim ID:41gt/uMdn
>>73
This was talked about in the previous thread too, but what happened?
131: Anonymous Victim ID:5MbjFefRE
If she’s going there in disguise, it must be one of her favorite stores.
If anyone tries to track it down, I’ll block them for you. Can’t help you with the police, though—deal with that yourself.
132: Anonymous Victim ID:tLPm/xjDp7
>>130
A beautiful girl who seemed like a phantom thief was spotted in the music room of a high school some of the thread members attend.
She only said two or three enlightening things, but then disappeared in the blink of an eye.
It was such a strange encounter that it might have been a daydream.
The thread member didn’t have their abilities stolen, but their heart certainly was. They still think about that time every time they visit the music room.
We all called it BS out of jealousy.
133: Anonymous Victim ID:+iFsJmyGI
>>128
The name could be taken to mean "rulers of supernatural abilities."
134: Anonymous Victim ID:1+YvdUMi+
There’s no way.
135: Anonymous Victim ID:gthG/efpw
I see…
136: Anonymous Victim ID:Akpu333/q
>>131
Wow, that’s cool...
137: Anonymous Victim ID:m7VpvugDT
A good use of rare abilities.
138: Anonymous Victim ID:41gt/uMdn
>>132
Wow, something like that happened?
Wait, aren't all schools supposed to have anti-teleportation measures as part of anti-terrorism protocols?
139: Anonymous Victim ID:Tq+jYTEJ0
>>128
There’s even talk that they’re the predecessor of PSYence, so yeah, they’re definitely shady.
140: Anonymous Victim ID:SVWtARFLA
>>138
That’s the scary thing about the phantom thief.
Not just schools, but key points in towns should have teleportation countermeasures. Yet she jumps around so easily, it doesn’t make sense.
Apparently, the original owner of the ability (a habitual trespasser) testified that it wasn’t that convenient to use. So she not only stole it, but she uses it better than the original owner—our Eight-chan is seriously amazing!
141: Anonymous Victim ID:5MbjFefRE
>>138
Normally, it’s impossible.
But if it’s Olishua-sama, she can do it.
142: Anonymous Victim ID:rnhEcgyFV
Phantom thieves are amazing, that’s what I’ve come to believe.
Author’s note:
Output of the supernatural ability = level of awareness of the supernatural ability
Eight is an original protagonist that’s overly conscious about appearing interesting, so the output of his supernatural ability is consistently high.
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Kazuto Nishizono
Thank you for your hard work translating a forum post.
NotActuallyTranslations
It was so hard 😭
WholesomeBun
No wonder there's so many slang lol you were translating a forum post hahaha.
