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Jaycee's Blog - Thu, Aug 12
🕑 Added 2021-08-13 10:54:16 +0000 UTCDo you know what I DIDN'T miss about pre-covid? Having a cold. I pretty much went through the last two years without getting a cold, and now that we're deconfining, what do I get?
That's right. A cold.
But a cold isn't the problem. I can take that. I used to have them all the time. Easy peasy. But having a cold with faeries around is a different story, especially with Naughtybelle around. She's crazier than a bag of schizophrenic cats. She thought it'd be funny to give me a DICK NOSE and make it cum every time I sneeze.
She even gave it big hairy balls, for fuck's sake! Those things hang on my cheeks, and let me tell you, they're BIG.
Needless to say, I have to breathe through my mouth. Thank God for working remotely. I can turn my camera off and explain my very nasal voice because of the actual cold I have.
What's worse is that she made my dick nose 8 inches at rest, so when I wish to talk and not sound weird, I have to hold it up a little.
I don't know if you remember how much you sneezed when you had colds, but it can be a LOT. That's probably why the balls Naughtybelle gave me are so big. And sneezing fits, remember those?
Yeah, those are fun. I have to rush for the MUTE button on my computer so people don't hear me moaning.
And here's the thing about Naughtybelle: she's not even admitting to doing this. She says it's her mirror-twin (Nuttybelle) that did it. The other faeries think it's hilarious. Attitude has even suggested I could take advantage of this opportunity and blow myself just to see what it's like from the "female perspective." I don't think I will. This is the closest a dick has ever been to my mouth, and I'm not enjoying it.
It's entirely possible that they'll make me do it, though, so I'm keeping my supersized bottle of mouthwash nearby.
I hate my life, sometimes.
--Jaycee
