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Florida Man
🕑 Added 2023-08-27 12:59:01 +0000 UTCI recently learned through SNS that if you google "Florida Man" along with your date of birth you get a whole array of bizarre and dishonorable acts that were performed by a man/woman on that particular day in the great state of Florida. Here are a few examples for my own birthday (Oct. 22), just from the year 2019:
- An extremely intoxicated man rode his bike on a high school campus, meandered into a classroom and then took a seat at an open desk, resulting in his arrest
- A naked man covered in Vaseline was caught running through a mall in the Southern Florida area
- A woman repeatedly hit a man in the head with a hammer over a dispute about a pork chop
Please try and see for yourselves. There was another interesting case which involved a man getting arrested for forcing a small alligator to drink his beer, but unfortunately this happened in October 2019 but not on the 22nd. Darn. :-)
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N. J. L.
The reason why is because Florida has certain media laws which require police reports to be made public. From there, the funnier ones get filtered through the Internet.
savaster
Ah, it seems like you are already well aware of this:-) What is interesting and a bit surreal is that these mostly come from police reports and thus hardly have any context. I mean, there must have been a whole life story before that Florida Man donned his mask and decided to become the amazing Spider-Man :-)
thekill
florida man strikes again ! florida man tried to home made surgery operation XD oh god XD
