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🕑 Added 2023-01-27 21:19:46 +0000 UTC“So why are we doing this again?”
Hana was, as per usual, a voice of reason and wisdom in the face of her boyfriend’s unstoppable forward momentum. Her pets, companions and partners in combat were already ahead of them, sweeping the land for threats, and treats, because no matter how disciplined a ninja dog became, it was still a dog, and if the triplets were to find something tasty, they’d report it to Hana only after eating it.
“I told you, that whole program thing the Hokage’s setting up,” Menma replied, hands behind his back, eyes up and glancing at the sky. The town they were heading to was fairly close already, and it was pretty much the last opportunity for a last minute briefing. “It’s her proposal, and she’s legit the most knowledgeable and skilled medic in the world.”
“What about Orochimaru?” Hana asked.
“What about him?” Menma replied. “R&D is important but being able to put it into practice is even more important, and besides, he doesn’t have massive tits.”
“Most of the time anyway, you never know with that guy,” Hana laughed in response, “anyway, so what’s the plan anyway? You going to go in and try your usual methods?”
“Yeah, I guess,” Menma said. “Auntie Tsunade’s pretty weak to flattery,” he said, “and the offer we’re presenting her’s a pretty sweet one anyway, we made sure it wouldn’t run into any of her issues too,” he said, gesturing with his hand. “Heads up, we’re here.”
The booth at the entrance of town with the guardsman checking the people going in was fast approaching, and Hana recalled the Haimaru triplets with a whistle that normal human eras couldn’t’ even hear. “You guys, I want you to spread out and make sure to get the lay of the land, just in case, don’t pick a fight if you find anyone hidden or anything, alright? If you find anything unusual, you come back and you report to me or Menma, copy?”
Each of the ninja dogs barked affirmatively in return, almost melting as she patted their heads to give them a moment’s reward for their good behavior.
“Alright, let’s head on in, I’ll leave Tsunade to you then.”
“Great, excellent,” Menma said with a grin. “I’m glad you’re the one that came with me, I wouldn’t hear the end of it if it was Kakashi or Jiraiya instead,” he said, his violet eyes glinting a little. She knew what it meant, she’d been with him long enough to notice when he was excited about something, even when he was trying to keep a lid on it.
“Yeah, yeah,” Hana laughed. “Let’s just find the slug princess first, then I’ll decide whether I’ve gotta slug you or not,” she said, winking.
Menma chuckled in response, and together, they headed into town, checking a few of the gambling dens around… it didn’t take long to find the Legendary Sucker’s location, narrowing it down to a small town that was a secret gambling paradise, there was always at least a couple people keeping track of her for a variety of reasons. After all, Senju Tsunade had a habit of gambling, and an even worse habit of losing, spending fortunes at a time, and accruing immense debts.
The methods through which she repayed those debts tended to be… dubiously recorded, at best.
“So do you reckon she pays her debts on her knees?” Hana asked, as they left the second gambling den they checked, observing the players around looking for the Legendary Sucker, relying on Menma’s abilities to get rid of suspicion and deal with anyone who even so much as thought their presence unwelcome.
Sometimes, he was quite a bit more convenient than expected, though Hana sometimes wished that fierce glare of his was sometimes directed at her instead, so infrequently did she get to see him like that.
“Nah,” Menma said, “I don’t think so, despite the name you know,” he said, “if there’s one thing everyone agrees on with regards to Tsunade is that she’s a bit of a prude and has ridiculously high standards in men, I don’t think there’s a chance in hell she’s paying with her body,” he explained.
“So probably just using her vast medical knowledge?” Hana asked.
“Yeah, some rumors say that she makes fortunes out of doing bodily modifications, small scale stuff, nothing like what her teammate does to himself on a daily basis, but you know, subtle and natural looking. Latest rumor I heard is that she’s been making fortunes out of making noblemen’s dicks bigger.”
“Not that you need any help on that front, huh?” Hana mused.
“Bitch you know it,” Menma replied with a laugh.
Hana smiled. Among the Inuzuka, being referred to as a ‘bitch’ was no insult, if anything it was a compliment, and Hana knew he truly did mean it. She loved when he compared her to one of their dogs, the loyalty and strength of character they displayed was enviable after all.
“Alright, there’s only one more place to check, she’s guaranteed to be there at this hour,” Menma said.
Without any sort of other distraction, it was a given Tsunade would be accruing debt or pissing away whatever money she had earned by putting her hard earned skills to work. Truly, she was a pitiable existence. As they entered the den, it wasn’t hard to find Tsunade, seated cross legged along with several men and a couple of women, most of whom looked shady and seedy. The place was dimly lit except for the tables, and surprisingly clean.
Honestly, it was obvious why people were gathering around her. Tsunade’s hakama and shirt did absolutely nothing to hide her humongous breasts. Arguably the third and fourth most famous traits she possessed, after her legendary medic status and her immense strength, even Hana had to admit that they drew the eye.
“Is it wrong that I really want to squeeze them?” she muttered.
“If it is I don’t wanna be right,” Menma replied.
Behind and to Tsunade’s right was her ever present attendant, assistant and apprentice, Shizune. Unlike Tsunade, Shizune was a respectable, responsible and reliable young woman, and she was the primary reason and method of tracking used to keep tabs on Tsunade’s location, as she was very much a loyal ninja of Konoha. Also she was the method through which Tsunade kept reaching for every lifeline she had when she ran out of money, supposedly Konoha was sending Shizune large amounts of money just to make sure that Tsunade’s gambling didn’t leave the two of them destitute.
Hana was honestly proud to call Shizune a fellow ninja of Konoha, in a lot of ways. Well, her taste in pets, that being the small pig she was carrying even inside the den, left a lot to be desired, but everything else about Shizune was pretty nice. Practically cut short dark hair, clothes that looked heavy and stifling but were easy to move in and concealed her weapons and instruments, and of course, the same sort of loyalty that Hana prized above almost all other things… someone who would never betray or abandon those who she had decided to serve.
“You’re looking pretty interested there, you wanna double team on Tsunade? I could make some modifications to my plan,” Menma muttered.
“Actually, I’ve got an idea…” Hana muttered, “Tsunade’s an easy mark for you but Shizune’ll get in the way,” she spoke, “I’ll keep her occupied,” she said, licking her lips. “You don’t mind, right?”
Menma chuckled. “You’re gonna make me jealous like that you know,” he said. “Maybe we can have a proper four way later,” he replied with a wink.
“Yeah, that’d be nice, I still want a chance at those,” she agreed, looking at Tsunade’s tits, which threatened to spill out of her shirt as she complained loudly about being handed yet another devastating loss. “Meet back at the town’s hotel?”
Menma raised his fist. She met it with hers, and they agreed upon their next move.
Fortunately, when Menma said he had plans that would work for Tsunade, he was not just serious, he was absolutely correct that they would work. He at first went subtly, slowly approaching her by going through the crowd as they were distracted by Tsunade’s antics, by her chest’s bouncing, or by the simple fact that she was losing massive amounts of money, and then finally, Hana observed as he made his way to Tsunade’s left side.
He whispered something in Tsunade’s ear, and after another hand of the game she was playing, one that Hana was unfamiliar with but involved dice in some way, Tsunade went all in and, predictably, lost every single chip she had, the man running the table pulling them down and feeding them into some sort of machine that sorted them. Probably some sort of modified coin counter apparatus, those were fairly common in Konoha.
Glaring and speaking hushedly, Tsunade seemed to want to pick a fight with Menma, but then, he stood up, walked away, and Tsunade followed. A few steps behind, Shizune followed as well, and Hana after her. This was the important part, Shizune was absolutely going to make trouble for Menma. Hana had no doubt her boyfriend would be easily capable of working around Shizune, but what was the point of coming along, if she didn’t play support?
Besides…
As she trailed Shizune to the hotel, her eyes roved over Shizune’s body, and it was obvious despite her unflattering clothes that Shizune never let go of her training habits, and that her medical knowledge had allowed her to keep a standard of health and fitness that most ninja could only ever dream of… with a great personality and an amazing body, was it really any wonder that Hana found herself wanting to have some fun with her?
All in all, it was a great opportunity! Soon enough they reached the hotel and went in.
Menma went ahead and rented a room for Hana when he came in with Shizune, but as they reached their floor, Menma and Tsunade went into Tsunade and Shizune’s room, and Menma closed the room’s door behind them, locking it as well.
Shizune was scandalized. “H-Hey..!” she said, “Lady Tsunade, what’s the meaning of this?”
Hana stepped in then, making sure not to startle Shizune, using subtlety and stealth to approach her, walking up to her with an exaggerated swagger and swinging an arm around her shoulders. After all, the best way to fool a ninja is to be very obviously visible, they all always tried to look underneath the surface and missed the obvious things. “Hey there.”
“Ah- you’re, from Konoha, right? Clan markings and all, an Inuzuka?” she asked.
“Yeah. Glad you can recognize us,” Hana said. She was not blind to the fact that hers was not the most famous of Konoha’s clans, but in some ways, that proved that they were actually good at the whole ninja business, so it was fine. “I’m here with my boyfriend, he needs to have a little chat with your master, I’m sure that’s fine with you right?”
Shizune huffed. “I don’t know what you people are here for, I wasn’t informed of any of this,” she said. “But if he tries to do anything to Lady Tsunade, that’s not gonna end well for him, she’s gonna pound him!”
“Oh, I don’t think she’s the one who’s gonna be doing the pounding,” Hana said, licking her lips. “But while we’re here, it’s going to take a while, Menma’s going to make a few very spirited arguments to bring her back you know?” Hana explained, gesturing at the room. “So why don’t you come into our room and hang out with me? We can have a cup of tea, talk about how our day’s been, and maybe have some bonding time of our own.”
Shizune frowned for a moment. “I guess it’s fine,” she said, “I suppose there’s not much I could do that Lady Tsunade wouldn’t be able to do to defend herself… but if he takes advantage of her and gets her drunk…”
“Can’t she sober herself up instantly? I’ve heard rumors,” Hana asked, leading Shizune to the room with the key on it, Menma had taken a very sneaky moment to leave it in place for Hana, without either of the other two women noticing. She opened the door, and gestured at Shizune to go in.
The dark haired apprentice nodded, and sighed. “Just because she can, doesn’t mean she will,” she spoke.
Hana chuckled, and went into the room after Shizune, closing the door and subtly locking it as well, licking her lips as she watched Shizune’s hips sway ever so slightly as she walked to the couch. The room had two beds, a couch and a small bathroom, cheap, simple, not luxurious at all, but for ninja, it was way more than enough.
Taking a seat on the couch, Shizune let Tonton go, and the little pig immediately leaped off of Shizune’s Lap and onto the bed, running around it and messing up the covers, before making a sort of nest on the bed and laying down to sleep.
“Ok so piglets can be pretty cute I guess,” Hana muttered to herself.
Shizune chuckled. “I know, right?” she asked. “But, uhm, what should we talk about?” she asked. “I… really don’t do this very often you know,” she explained, gesturing with her hand towards where Tsunade’s room was. “To be honest I don’t really have a lot of time to socialize since I’m always looking after Lady Tsunade.”
“As good a time as any for some girl to girl skinship and bonding,” Hana said. “How about we skip the boring parts, though? Let’s be honest, we don’t really have that much in common besides being ninja of Konoha,” Hana explained.
Shizune tilted her head. “Uh… what do you mean? What do you want to do?”
“Oh, you know,” Hana said, grinning, “just some of the things I used to do back with my team, to make sure we’re all nice and close to each other. Our teacher had us snuggle together in the cold, sharing a single cup to drink from, a single sleeping bag, tent, everything,” she said. “Said that physical closeness led to emotional closeness or some crap, to be honest, I wasn’t really paying attention, it was just an excuse back then,” she said with a wink. “Menma sure enjoyed it.”
Shizune gulped. “I- I’m not sure I’m ready for that,” she said.
Hana stepped up to her, putting a knee on the couch beside Shizune’s legs, and grasping Shizune’s chin with her hands, tilting it up to look at her. Licking her lips, Hana looked down at Shizune with a smoky gaze. “By now, my boyfriend’s probably balls deep inside your master,” she said, “and I’m about to eat you up as well…”
“I’m not sure I’m okay with that,” Shizune said, looking aside, face red.
Hana grinned. “I know… how about we make a little bet of our own? If I can’t make you feel good,” she said, “then I’ll talk to Menma, we’ll go away, and never bother either of you again. But if I can… then you’ll help me and my boyfriend persuade Tsunade. Deal?”
The line was cast, and the bait was bit on.
“I don’t know- but- but if it’ll help Lady Tsunade..! Then I’ll do it, I’ll take that bet, a-and then you won’t bother us anymore.”
In the end, it was that loyalty that made Shizune so much better than anyone else. She wanted what Tsunade wanted, and wanted what would make Tsunade happy. Even if it meant compromising her principles for it.
“Alright… then just let me take care of you,” Hana muttered, leaning down.
Shizune gulped. “I’m- I’m- This,” she was as red as a tomato. “I’m not sure- I’m- this is my first, with a girl, I, err-“
“Then just relax, let go of those nerves,” Hana muttered, “and let me take care of everything…” she said, coming down to meet her lips in a soft, almost chaste peck. Shizune was almost glowing red, and her face was so hot Hana was fearing she might even get burned.
Hana’s hands moved, then, one of them on Shizune’s cheek, keeping her face in place, continuing to kiss Shizune slowly, teasingly, while at the same time, her other hand was going lower, first landing on her shoulder, then slowly trailing down Shizune’s chest, taking a moment to stop and get a nice feel of Shizune’s modest chest, and then going lower, reaching for the knot that was holding her obi in place.
At the same time as she began to pull on one of the ends of Shizune’s obi, Hana kissed Shizune even harder, and opened her mouth, beginning to tease Shizune’s lips with it, demanding entrance, though it took a few tries, and more than a bit of insistence, for Shizune to finally acquiesce to her demands, opening up her mouth and letting Hana past her lips.
Her obi was undone and pulled away at around the same time as their tongues met each other, and though Shizune was inexperienced, she had good instincts as she responded to Hana’s kiss, their tongues massaging each other, though Hana was easily able to gain dominance, guiding Shizune along even as she opened the older girl’s kimono to show the armored mesh beneath.
Said mesh was only a shirt, and only went down to Shizune’s waist. She wore a rather unsexy and simplistic white cotton pair, but if anything, it looked great on her, gave her an air of innocence, proper f a virgin. Damn, Shizune was actually turning Hana on even more with her charming points.
Breaking their kiss, Hana pulled back, licking her lips and tasting Shizune on them, a taste she very much enjoyed. “You’re not as sober and boring as you pretend, are you?” Hana muttered, feeling the hint of alcohol that clung to Shizune’s mouth, the aftertaste of some sort of fruity wine very easily identifiable for an Inuzuka.
Shizune looked aside, face red. She didn’t really want to admit that she, too, imbibed once in a while. Hana laughed. “You won’t find judgment here, girl,” she said.
Shizune’s chest was covered with a very supportive looking bra under the armored mesh, normally it’d be unsexy, but the air of virginal innocence it gave her was just making Hana even more excited.
She devoured Shizune’s mouth once more, one hand teasing her through the mesh and bra, and the other going lower, reaching for Shizune’s crotch. As soon as she touched Shizune’s mound over her panties, the medic’s hand weakly grasped her wrist, but did nothing to pull her off.
“I- I don’t even know your name,” Shizune said. “I- I feel awkward-“
Hana giggled. “Hana. The name’s Hana,” she said, and then began applying pressure, teasing Shizune’s mound through her panties, and immediately noticing something quite interesting. “You’re quite wet…” Hana spoke, “are you enjoying yourself Shizune?”
“I…” Shizune gulped. “I’m- I shouldn’t,” she said, her right hand still on Hana’s wrist, the left reaching for her shoulder. “We barely-“
Hana grinned. “Then we should get to… hm… know each other better,” she said, kissing Shizune again.
Submissive, loyal, skilled and sexy, she really and truly was a perfect package! She’d have to talk to Menma later, because there was absolutely no way she was letting go of such a gem of a woman and letting fate do what it may with her.
Shizune’s hands didn’t quite let go, but they moved instead, sliding from Hana’s wrist to her bicep, and from her shoulder to her face, as the two began to properly and truly make out with each other.
The smack of their lips filled the room, and was soon joined by Shizune’s moans, Hana slipped her hand under the waistband of Shizune’s panties and was now teasing her lips directly, running it over the cleft of her labia a few times, until her finger was slick with moisture, and then going past the outer lips, and into her vagina, slipping into the small hole, teasing at her inner labia until she found it.
Shizune broke the kiss and gasped, but before she could recover, Hana shoved a second finger in, and used her thumb to begin teasing Shizune’s clit.
“You’re a clit girl huh?” Hana muttered. “That’s nice, you’re such a lewd girl… I think you’ll look amazing with a white or pink nurse’s coat,” she added, and the sounds that came from Shizune’s crotch became louder and lewder, noisier and wetter, Hana’s fingers moving faster and faster wrist and arm joining the action to give Shizune even more stimulation.
“Ngh, Ha-Hana, I’m- I’m goonnaa, cu, kyuuum~” she mewled, throwing her head back onto the couch’s backrest and gritting her teeth for a few moments before she could no longer hold it together, shaking and moaning lewdly as she came undone by Hana’s hand.
Hana giggled and pulled her hand out of Shizune’s panties, raising it up to her face and licking up her tasty juices. It was surprisingly good… Tasted healthy and strong. “You’re so cute,” Hana gushed, “I can’t wait to eat you up… I need more,” she muttered, undoing her jacket and tossing it away, quickly following with her pants and panties, tossing them onto the bed.
Through this, Shizune was still out, and only barely started to recover when Hana was fully nude, and even then, she was so drunk in her orgasm that she could only barely help Hana as the Inuzuka went about undressing Shizune herself, taking off her mesh shirt, her bra, and her kimono, as well as her footwear and socks.
Finally, it was time for Shizune’s panties, and Hana went about doing so in a deliberately slow, teasing way, as if daring Shizune to put a stop to the whole thing, but of course, by this point, all that was in Shizune’s mind was probably just further pleasure. Undoubtedly, she had only ever masturbated before, and her first sex was driving her wild… Hana was starting to see just why popping a virgin’s cherry could be so fun and interesting… especially when somehow, the adorable virgin was a woman in her mid-twenties.
Finally, Hana had slid Shizune’s panties off her legs, and gave the extremely wet garment a very deep sniff, filling her lungs with the scent of Shizune’s arousal and satisfaction, the erotic scent sending Hana herself into overdrive, heating her up from brain to crotch, causing her to salivate.
Thanks to the moving about they’d done to undress Shizune, she was on one size of the couch, resting her back against the armrest, and holding onto the backrest for support with her left hand. This presented the right opportunity for Hana, who got onto the couch from the other side, raising her legs onto the couch as well.
Shizune didn’t need a manual to understand what was going on, though she did take a few moments to realize what she was supposed to do, following Hana and bringing her legs up. “Now… do like me,” Hana muttered, “same leg!”
Hana raised her left leg, and Shizune did the same. “L-Like this?” Shizune asked.
“Ye-yeah, perfect,” Hana said, swallowing down her excitement, as she moved forward, Shizune meeting her, as the two met crotch to crotch. She barely ever got a chance to do anything like this, Menma was a very dominant partner most of the time, and especially when he was with an Inuzuka woman, and that was all amazing as well, but this had its own charm.
The outer lips of both women met in the lewdest kiss possible, one that didn’t involve their mouths at all, and as they pressed their genitalia to each other, the nurse and the tracker both moaned out loud, a totally new and unexpected pleasure hitting both of them.
“Ahh, fuck yeah,” Hana sighed, “now, move..! like this! Your hips… like this!” she said, as she began to gyrate and shake her hips, slowly, showing Shizune the way.
Nodding, the nurse replied in turn, and the two of them began to press their cunts against one another, pussies kissing and making out in a lewd, noisy way, their juices almost splashing from their union, as their excitement grew exponentially, the extreme lewdness of their actions, Shizune as a blushing virgin whose first try at sex was an extremely lewd interaction with a woman, and Hana, who hardly ever had a chance to taste the softness of a fellow woman…
Their moans reached a crescendo as the intensity of their rubbing increased, as they had to grasp the couch even harder, hanging on for dear life as their bodies raced each other to the ever approaching finish line of a powerful, mind shattering orgasm, clenching their muscles, gritting their teeth, but it was pointless, it was futile, it was impossible, they were just enjoying each other so much that their orgasms hit them like a hundred thousand exploding tags going off at once….
“Cummiiiiingggg!” they chorused, as the two of them pressed against each other as hard as they could with their orgasm weakened muscles, almost as if they wanted to shower each other with their fluids, screaming out loud and even prolonging their orgasms, both of them shaking and shuddering as they rode out the powerful waves.
Until finally, they collapsed.
Shizune giggled drunkenly. “Ehhh, we made a mess~ but it felt so good~!”
“Y-Yeah…” Hana replied. “Maaan, I haven’t done it with a girl like you, this intensely, in forever, I should get Menma more into threesomes,” she sighed. “So… how about that bet..?”
Shizune giggled.
“I guesss there’s no point, ain’t no way Menma doesn’t succeed anyway,” Hana giggled. “But I guess I’m starting to get the point of gambling!”
Of course, by the time Shizune woke up from her fucked stupor, she demanded a whole lot more convincing… but it was cool, Menma and Tsunade wouldn’t be done until the morning either.
When the two ninja on a mission came out of the rooms, they met with a satisfied, but tired, smile, and once more, as they had before, their fists met. “Mission accomplished,” they chorused.
