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Duel Waifu Kingdom
🕑 Added 2024-06-08 04:13:08 +0000 UTC"You know it was really nice of Max to pay for this hella dope cruise to take us to his wack-ass tournament," Coffee said.
"Technically he paid for Yogi, we snuck in," Stan said. "Too bad we have to stay in the room during the day so we won't be seen. You know they never really tell you how dull life is in a boat if you're stuck in your room all day."
Joe shushed him. "I earned my way in, with my duel waifus skills," he said, clenching his fist.
Coffee popped a mint in her mouth as she stepped off the boat that delivered their little group to the docks, as the cruise ship itself was too big to fit in them and was anchored a little ways off before moving to a better place to dock.
"Well, that and some hard work," she said, pulling her pink lip gloss and giving her lips one final pass, puckering and then smacking her lips. "Is your dick okay? That woman was one hell of a cougar."
Joe gave her a thumbs up. "I'll live. Probably won't be able to get it up for all of next year, but, worth it."
Yogi nodded.
He closed his eyes and thought about what he was going to do first. He was going to go find Weevil the Buggered and take revenge for the loss of his Exodick cards... or maybe the second thing, he thought as he saw that the sun in the sky was starting to come down. The first thing they had to do was set up camp. Everyone would stay at the island and survive on their own means, finding their own food from cachés strewn all over the island, and dueling for resources. It was an uncomplicated and straightforward setup.
Some of the boats would drop small groups of people off at the same docks, in different waves, and allow them to enter the forest and disperse, while others would drop off at docks a little bit further away, and other boats still went around the island. People would need to get into the huge forest, collect ten chocolate starfish, and then head to the castle in the middle of the island.
So the group did that.
"Whatever happens, I will rescue my lousy grandpa Saul, and when I do, I'm gonna give Maximus Chrysaor what for," Yogi said as the group went into the forest, smashing his fist into his open palm.
Luckily despite all the wildness, the only animals they had to deal with were small weasels trying to steal some food, and bugs, lots of bugs. But eventually, they found a nice clearing to set up camp, near a light pole that gave them power, and using the tent they'd commandeered from the storage, they set up camp.
Stan asked, "should we set up two tents since we have Coffee with us?" he asked, as he was gelling up the weird spike of hair he thought made him look cool before bed.
Coffee, who was already wearing only a red nightie and a thong, shrugged.
They slept just fine, even if Coffee had to deal with wandering hands for the night, eventually she managed to keep her hands to herself, though the end result was that she did wake up wet as she touched herself in her sleep. Really good dream, she claimed.
Then in the morning they went after the US champion, some dweeby nerd with a bowl cut, stupid glasses, a silly green suit, and who spoke with a high pitched voice that matched his shrimpy looks. He used his harmless dweeby nerd looks to convince Yogi he was no threat and thus Yogi had allowed the dweeby nerd to look at, and subsequently sneeze on, his Exodick cards.
And of course they were ruined, Yogi wasn't about to get dweeby nerd germs on him, so he had to chuck the cards in the ocean.
Now, a day later, it was time to take revenge on Willbur Underoos, and Yogi chased him through the forest until the twatwaffle of a nerd led them to a trapped area with a special dueling field that had an advantage for his buggy bitch duel waifus, turning what should've been a simple stomping into a long, drawn out slog that involved a lot of Yogi's duel waifus being poisoned with aphrodisiacs and a whole bunch of Wilbur's bug bitches getting set on fire.
Somewhere along the way, the sub-champion of the US tournament showed up, being chased by Joe. The two then decided that they were totally invited to join the ongoing duel, and though it became a two on two, Joe was markedly useless, as he relied on a lot of cards where he needed to gamble on their effects and worse still, his strategic blunders allowed the losers to team up better.
Rox the Cuntasaurus Master, as he called himself, summoned his ultimate trump card, a... dragon waifu, rather than a dino waifu.
Joe, ever bold, was the first to ask. "The fuck man?" he asked. "Aren't you the dino bitch lord or some shit?"
"I'm the Cuntasaurus master!!" Rox shouted. "Look I won this off some dude and it's got really high Seduction Force, you think I wasn't gonna use it?"
Indeed, it had a power of 2400, making it nearly on par with Yogi's ace monster, the Slutty Dark Magician.
"Go! Red Eyes Black Slut!"
She was, as stated, a black woman with red eyes. She had a big fat ass, a big afro, and her cunt hair shaved into a stylized dinosaur or dragon skull image. She struck a pose first, then she turned around and popped her ass out, showing off the incredible curves of her thickness, and twerking a couple of times to the rhythm of music that came in from the speakers of the arena. Light reflected off of shiny patches of black scales on the outside of her thighs, her shins, her biceps and forearms, and had she not had her massive afro, you could see her horns on the sides of her head as well.
"That is stereotypical as fuck," Wilbur commented.
"Hot as hell too tho, I'm taking that card when we win this match," Joe stated.
Yogi rolled his eyes. "Fine, but you owe me for this."
"I'll introduce you to my sister," Joe said.
"Deal."
Wilbur then summoned his Larvae Moth GF, a little girl in a very dark green dress, fidgeting in place.
"And now, with the supreme power of my Larvae Moth GF," he said, "I will-"
"Hold up, hold the fuck up," Yogi shouted, "no, no way, you dirty motherfucker, I'm not doing this," he said, "look at her, she's just a little girl you sick fuck!"
Rox turned to his impromptu partner. "Yeah dude that's kinda fucked I don't know about teaming up with you anymore."
"It's- dude, dude chill it's fine," he said, "see?" he said, placing a card and overlaying it on top of the girl's own card, the hologram suddenly being covered in silk. "See? It's a combo, a combo, you're not supposed to use her solo! You guys are the sick ones with dirty minds!"
"I dunno man I'm not the one who put that card in my deck," Joe said. "It's got a pretty sus name!"
"I mean you have to admit some weird and freaky people would use that card, I feel like I should report you," Yogi said.
"Yeah that's fair, but before you do," Wilbur said, "I use my special card: Coccoon of Ultra Milfolution! With this, my Larvae Moth GF will become my Great Moth GF!!"
The coccoon suddenly tore apart, and out burst a a girl with pale yellow skin, with four arms, armored bits of bright yellow skin, huge gossamer wings in transluscent yellow with vibrant multicolored patterns, yellow eyes with back sclera, and a phenomenal pair of titties sitting on her chest. She was, like all high level Duel Waifus and especially the ones that had wacky conditions to summon, pants poppingly hot. She used two of her arms to pull her hair out of her face, one of them went under her chest to raise her titties, covered in a bra-like layer of fur, and the other went to her crotch, rubbing along her fluffy pussy.
She had a Seduction Force of 2600, which surpassed the seduction force of the Slutty Dark Magician, and was comparable to Gaius the Dragon Fucker.
The combined force of the Great Cunt and the Red Eyed Black Slut was incredible, and Joe was quickly overwhelmed, his defenses were taken down as his Flaming Swordsman was quickly overwhelmed, and even his flamboyantly gay self couldn't resist the sheer seduction force and he came himself to oblivion under the assault of the Red Eyed Black Slut.
For his part, Yogi was trying his best, but even Gaius the Dragon Fucker, a girl despite her having a male name, was separated from her Curse of Bad Dragon Mount and by that point even Red Eyed Black Slut could've defeated her once her seduction force was reduced as a result.
"I play the card: Lube Storm!!" Yogi shouted.
"W-What!? Lube Storm? But that does nothing!" Rox shouted.
"Hihihi, giving up? You're just preparing our duel waifus to fuck you with that!!" Wilbur shouted. "Now, Great Cunt, show that dragon fucker bitch who the real masters of fucked up doujin truly are!"
The Great Moth GF was merciless, teasing Gaius the Fuckpet Knight with all four of her arms, teasing each breast, her pussy and her ass simultaneously, and even kissing her at the same time, the all out assault of sexual nature quickly bringing the Fuckpet Knight to orgasm, causing her to explode into motes of light and dust, and transferring a portion of the seduction effect dealt to Yogi, whose cock throbbed in painful erection as he was transferred the impact from the attack that his Fuckpet Knight had endured.
"And now, it's your final turn!! No matter what you do, six thousand points of seduction force will come down upon you!!" Wilbur shouted, cackling.
"Dude, chill the fuck out," Rox commented.
"Sorry I get really into it when I play," Wilbur responded.
"Freaky bug bastard," Joe laughed.
"And proud of it, I mean have you SEEN the titties on my bug bitch? And I didn't even get to summon the Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth GF, she's got tits the size of my head! Each! It's the best!"
"Well now I know what card I'm taking when I beat you," Yogi muttered. "Anyway- my turn, I draw!"
He stole a card from his pile.
"Perfect!" Yogi called. "First, I summon the Summoned Skullfucker!!"
A purple skinned demon with armor that looked like it was made out of a skeleton, with a huge pair of horns on her head and bat wings, appeared on the field.
"Despite the name she does not, actually, fuck skulls," Joe pointed out. "Which is a bit of a shame because the Skullgirl Servant could use the company."
"Too true," Yogi agreed. "Nevertheless!" he said, "since my Summoned Skullfucker's a fan of electricity play," he said, as the skullfucker raised two gauntleted hands, sparks flying out of the tips of her covered fingers, "it is now time for the both of your waifus to reach the throes of ecstasy!!" he shouted out, "by the hands of my Demon Torture Electro Orgasm!!"
The Summoned Skullfucker then slammed its hands down on the ground.
"But wait, the Skullfucker only has a Seduction Force of 2500, it will be defeated and cum, and when it does, your stamina points will reduce to 0!!" Rox Roper, stated in horror at the stupid move.
"That's what you think, bucko!" Yogi said, "for you see, your Duel Waifus are covered in Lube from before, and when the lightning attack strikes your monsters' wet-ass pussies..."
"No!! No way! This game has that sort of interaction?" shouted Wilbur.
"Yes way! I actually was reading the rules of this tournament on my phone while you were ranting at Joe, this is our teamwork, he distracted you while I prepared this absolute bullshit move!"
"You got that damn right," Joe said.
"Nooo!"
Yellow lightning appeared out of the tips of the Skullfucker's fingers, and then ran along the wetness of the lube along the holographic forest of the arena and to the feet of the bug waifu and the dragon waifu, going up their legs snaking over their skin and then in a way that defied understanding if it was supposed to be lightning, attaching like the spike tips of a stungun to the exposed clits of the two waifus.
And then the lightning seemed to intensify, and both waifus began screeching in sheer, undiluted pleasure, their own faces twisting into ones of unstoppable enjoyment. Duel Waifus were born to endure pleasure, they existed to fuck and be fucked, and the fulfilment of their purpose brought them great, undenaible joy.
But it brought even more joy to Yogi as his cock throbbed at the sight of the Duel Waifus being subdued as they came over and over again with the powerful orgasms brought to them by Skullfucker.
Both of them fell over, their hands going to their crotches, their faces masks of utterly melted degenerate pleasure, drooling onto the fake grass.
"What's going on, why aren't they disappearing!?" Rox asked.
"Yeah aren't they supposed to explode when they cum?" asked Wilbur.
"You guys don't know what the powers of the Skullfucker are, do you? Why do you think she has that name?" Yogi asked, tapping his head. "It fucks you... inside your skull! With those electric lines, she is fucking them directly in their minds, and once the mindfuck is complete-"
"Wait are we talking like, literal brainwashing?" asked Wilbur.
"No that's a different card," Joe said, "it's called Brainfuck," he explained. "This is strictly a duel waifu effect that deals damage to your stamina points by the combined total seduction force of the Duel Waifus, it doesn't involve any actual mind control."
Yogi nodded. "Yeah the visuals are just for flavor," he said.
However, those said visuals were starting to happen, as the Skullfucker, the Great Moth GF and the Red Eyed Black Slut all turned to face Wilbur Underoos and Rox Roper.
The two shrank as the powerful duel waifus loomed over them.
The Great Moth GF grabbed Wilbur by the ankle and pulled him into the Holographic Arena, and the Red Eyed Black Slut grabbed Rox by the wrist and did the same.
Rox was laid down on his back, his pants were thrown off, his legs were raised in the air, and his dick, about a little bit over average size, making it look positively tiny in the sea of black booty that was the Red Eyed Black Slut's behind, disappearing into the glowing red dragon pussy, dragussy if you will, that devoured his cock, instantly throwing him into the throes of pleasure as, using the same twerking motions as before, the Red Eyed Black Slut brought her own, soon to be former, owner quickly towards orgasm.
At the same time, the Great Moth GF laid on all fours, all six due to her extra arms, and wagged her ass at Wilbur, who almost couldn't move from how stiff all of his body, not just his dick, was. Skullfucker helped, growing a bone-white strapon from the armoring over her crotch and pushing against Wilbur, grabbing a fistful of lube and wetting her toy cock before pressing it against Wilbur's asshole at the same time as Wilbur's dick found the Great Moth GF's pussy.
Joe and Yogi nodded at each other, and leapt onto the arena themselves to claim their new Duel Waifus.
With Skullfucker now thoroughly assfucking Wilbur at the same time as she took over thrusting into the Great Moth GF and the Red Eyed Black Slut twerking her massive ass on Rox's cock in a way that made it look like she was the one thrusting her cock into him, the regional champion and the regional subchampion were humiliatingly defeated.
Yogi pulled his dick out before the Great Moth GF, and Joe did the same for Red Eyed Black Slut, and the submissive Duel Waifus, accepting the defeat of their former owners, engulfed their new owners' cocks with their mouths in a show of obedience, sucking their new masters' cocks as the finishing orgy started, and wouldn't end until the two best buds Yogi and Joe were fully satisfied.
... hours later...
Coffee and Stan appeared at the tail end of the victory orgy, bringing Miss February with themselves, a blonde with bulletproof breasts and a legally distinct bunny outfit.
By the end, Yogi and Joe claimed their respective new waifu's every hole, and Wilbur and Rox were shriveled up, unable to continue, their sexual stamina long since depleted.
Weakly, Wilbur passed not just the Great Moth GF, but also the Larvae Moth GF, the coccoon and the Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth GF.
"What happens if people attack this card?" Yogi asked.
Wilbur sniffed weakly. "She just gets patted in the head and if she attacks your opponents, she will hug them. Apparently she can also call your opponents oneechan or oniichan, I have no idea what that means I don't speak moonspeak," Wilbur said.
"Oh, good, I was about to go storm the castle by myself," huffed Yogi. "I mean I'll netorare a motherfucker but there's lines even I won't cross."
"By the way, Yogi, whatever happened to the Blue Eyed White Slut cards?" Coffee asked as she, Stan and Miss February approached. "Wouldn't they have been really good in this duel?"
"Well I have a 40 card deck sometimes you just don't draw the out," Yogi said.
Wilbur and Rox, meanwhile, claimed that with Yogi's bullshit topdeck hax, he could've drawn whatever card he wanted, but nobody paid attention to them. So much so, in fact, that they were left there, unable to move for several hours as they recovered from their utter defeat earlier.
They went back to camp and set up once more, each of them took a turn in the shower and a turn with Coffee, even Miss February, who claimed she totally just wanted to make sure nobody perved on them but after she went Coffee couldn't even walk right...
