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Hotel Chaldea Ep. Familia d'Arc
🕑 Added 2023-12-18 16:58:30 +0000 UTC"Oh! I see! So that's how it works!"
Jeanne d'Arc Alter Santa Lily, she of the extremely long name, had barged into the room not more than minutes ago, saw you and one of her older selves playing a card game, and immediately demanded an explanation. Naturally, you were more than willing to do so, after all, she was your little sister!
"This having a big brother thing is pretty neat, unlike my big sisters, your brain actually functions! We should do this kind of play more often!"
"Oi! What's that supposed to mean!?" your opponent, Big Sister Alter, grumbled.
"That means you're dumb. Because you are. Big me is dumb, and proper grown up me is..."
The original flavor Big Sis Jeanne walked into the living room, bearing a tray with four cups of hot cocoa and some biscuits, smiling widely. She truly had the blissful look of someone whose brain had become smooth ages ago. The wisest among all others, those who just didn't sweat it. She approached the coffee table.
"Alright everyone, time for a break!" she said, putting the tray down on the table and clapping her hands. "Since it's a rare day off for all of us together, let's spend it as a family!" she said. "And I believe it is modern tradition to watch Christmas movies as a family!"
Big Sis Jeanne had changed, unlike either of your other sisters. She had discarded her regular attire for a red minidress with fluffy white trim around the hem, the edge of the sleeves, and around the window cut into it to show off her sizable chest. She also had a santa hat, complete with white pompom at the end, on top of her head.
The dress was so mini that it actually didn't cover her below the crotch at all, and if she made any sort of movement, it'd ride up and expose her red panties with fluffy white pompoms hanging from the front, showing that she was taking the Christmas theme quite seriously.
She raised her hand with a finger up and then did a pose that she probably believed to be full of big sis energy, a little star appeared from the tip of her finger next to her face and shot off towards the ceiling, disappearing before it hit it, at the same time as she winked, and when your eyes came back down to her hand, you saw she had a disc in her hand.
"Is that a DVD? Wasn't that old tech even before Tesla and Edison were summoned?" Jalter Lily asked, blinking.
"I had to order this through Amazoness! Also a DVD player since we didn't have one in Chaldea," she said.
"If you were going retro why not at least Blu Ray?" Big Sis Jalter asked.
"Or go for broke and get us a VHS or Laser Disc," you helpfully supplied, flicking a strand of blond hair out of your face. Blond? Yeah. Blond hair. You dismissed the thought and focused on the family christmas with Big Sis Jeanne.
"This was the best way to do things! Trust in the process and trust in the Lord!" she insisted.
"She totally grabbed the first thing she found..." Big Sis Jalter grumbled.
Jeanne then gestured with her hand to the TV in front of the couch, between it and the coffee table you were playing card games with Jalter on. Everything was already set up, complete with the DVD player. She grabbed the remote and turned the TV on, pressed the ON button on the DVD player and inserted the disc into it after a few seconds, grabbing the remote for the DVD as well.
She sat on the couch and then patted the space on either side of her, and on her lap as well. Insistently.
It was a chilling image when she smiled that way. Big Sis Jeanne was nice and kind and always trustworthy, but still waters run deep and she was very still, it was best not to explore the bottom of the ocean and find out what lurked beneath her patience. Even Jalter didn't test it too much, grumbling just a little as she sat to Jeanne's left, while you sat to her right, and Jalter Lily sat on her lap, as everyone settled to watch the first movie of the Marathon after distributing the hot cocoa cups.
The movies were, as expected, not very good to start off with. The first one was about a cranky couple that just wanted to spend their christmas on a cruise ship, but the neighbors somehow took offense to that.
It quickly devolved into a snark fest from both of the pale Jeannes, as both big and small Alters were actually rather scathing towards the supposedly "righteous" neighbors for much of the movie.
Jeanne just seemed happy they were having fun, as she put one of her arms around your shoulders and half hugged you, pulling you into her side as she did. Within minutes, both Jalters were off the couch, on their knees in front of the coffee table, both admonishing the moviemakers for the abomination they had created, or so they said.
There was a lot of commentary to be made on that one, much more interesting than the movie itself was watching Jalter and Jalter Lily find themselves agreeing, only to then start arguing against one another out of principle.
Jeanne turned to you. "They're really fun aren't they?" she said with a bright smile.
Clever girl. She knew her sisters would be the main piece of entertainment.
The second movie was much better though, and included a lot less harsh and scathing commentary from the Alters. It had a more jolly and festive spirit to it and the characters were all likable, even the angry villainous lead character was actually rather endearing... the live action remake of that same movie, which Jeanne put on immediately after, however, was a bit of a disappointment in some places.
However, unlike the first movie, it actually went about condemning and calling out the crappy behavior of the 'good' characters, especially their elitism about the holidays.
As the two alters were entranced by the movies, however, Jeanne began to move. She had been hugging you for a while, but it was safe to say things were starting to heat up, and not because she had turned up the heater... She had pulled your head to rest on her chest, and was becoming a bit more active with her roaming hands, patting your head, your shoulders, your sides...
As her two younger sisters became engrossed in the movie watching experience, Jeanne began to become more bold with her touch, the hand on your thigh moving to your crotch, rubbing you through your own set of santa cosplay clothes, red pants that didn't do much to cover the bulge forming in them.
Jeanne's face moved closer to her ear and she whispered. "Oh dear, my little brother isn't quite so little anymore, are you?" she whispered sweetly into your ear. "You're an adult now," she hummed, "you've grown up nice and strong... You're already so big..." she muttered, as her palm began to apply pressure on your cock. "Did big sis' outfit turn you on?" she asked.
You blushed bright red. Big sis' outfit did turn you on. So short, leaving her thighs exposed like that, that glimpse of her panties that wouldn't leave your mind, and now, the expression on her face, that big lewd smile as she teased you... What was a little brother to do, with a flirty sister like her?
Jeanne leaned down a little and kissed your cheek, humming thoughtfully, then sparing a glance to the empty cups and the bowl of biscuits. The movie was still going on and the two who had initially been against this were now entranced with them. With a big wide smile that soon became a smirk, Jeanne got up. "Help me with the dishes?" she asked, sending an obvious wink to you, grabbing the tray and making sure to hold it in such a way that when both Jalters turned around, neither could see your erection, even as you got up and took the tray yourself.
"Have him do it," Jalter said.
"Yeah, big bro can handle it, right big bro?" Lily agreed.
You nodded. "Sure," you said, a little nervously. "I'll take care of it."
"Alright! Come to the kitchen with me!"
The kitchen, for the apartment, was actually only a few steps away. A big wide opening led into a remarkably decent kitchen, there was a row of island counters in the middle of the kitchen, and behind it was the sink. Jeanne brought the cups and you brought the bowl and tray, and as soon as you reached the sink, behind the island counter, she smirked at you, winking and gesturing at the sink.
"You clean these up, I'll take care of you," she said.
"A-Alright?" you replied, getting into the best position you could to both face her with your lower body, while being able to reach into the sink.
As you did so, Jeanne raised the hem of her dress very slightly and then dropped into a squat with her legs wide open, showing remarkable flexibility, and more importantly, showing off the red panties she wore under her minidress. She dropped low enough that her face was level with your crotch, and she licked her lips audibly, letting out a little moan as she came face to face with your cock. Washing the dishes would normally have taken one or two minutes at most, but you didn't bother with it, only starting the process.
Jeanne didn't let you proceed further as she nuzzled your crotch, her cheek rubbing against your cock, increasingly erect and stiff as she played with it. She sniffed and kissed at it through your pants, sighing in pleasure as she did. "Best wish ever," she muttered, "having a little brother is the best... you smell so nice, you have the perfect one for me... the Lord has blessed me with the best little brother in the world..!"
Wish? Yeah... you were her little brother, after all... Right?
Jeanne lewdly looked up at you, her blue eyes glinting with mischievous intent, and then she reached for your pants. You looked back to the living room where the two were still engrossed in watching the movie and even making commentary, and then back, to see Jeanne pull off your pants and underwear, taking them down to your ankles. You made some quick mental math, and figured that they wouldn't be able to see Jeanne as she was covered by the kitchen counters between her and the other two, and they wouldn't be able to tell your pants were down.
Perfect, probably exactly as Big Sis had calculated. She was surprisingly good with that sort of stuff despite never hiding her lack of education.
Jeanne quickly pulled your dick out and a salacious, even lascivious expression on her face bloomed, her eyes almost clouding over as she looked up at you. "I knew it," she said, sniffing, "Little Brother Cock is the best Cock," she said, swallowing noisily, grabbing the base of your cock with a hand then opening up mighty wide, then swallowing you down to the base in a single gulp.
For some reason you remembered her doing this before, you remembered her having trouble with taking you in, but- your dick wasn't that big was it? You shook your head. No, obviously, she could handle her perfect little brother's perfect cock, right? And obviously if you two were family, you'd be closer to her height, not noticeably taller than she was, right?
You threw those thoughts aside and instead allowed yourself to become subsumed by the pleasure of getting your dick sucked by your unbelievably hot blonde big sis. A part of you was embarrassed and a little taken aback... but it was okay, right? It was okay to just relax and let her suck you off. There was nothing wrong with it.
Jeanne began to move soon and quickly, keeping you steady with one hand on your thigh and the other on your cock while she pulled back, then went back down, taking you into her mouth a couple of times, swirling her tongue against your glans when she pulled back, and then flattening it and massaging you with her entire mouth as she took you inside.
"Oi, are you guys gonna take too long? We won't be waiting for you for the next movie!" Jalter called, causing you to turn to face her, she was leaning over the backrest of the couch, looking at you with a slightly annoyed expression on her face. You busied yourself pretending you were lathering things in dish soap as she did.
Jeanne pulled back with a smile, swallowing the precum you'd spewed into her mouth with an exaggerated movement and an even more exaggerated noise, letting out a satisfied sigh before responding, "y-yeah, I'm just getting a snack, we'll be right back!" she called.
You gave Jalter a smile. "Don't, don't worry about it," you said, waving your hand. "You guys have fun."
"Okay, if you say so, big bro!" Jalter Lily said. "C'mon, unpause the movie already!"
The movie started again, and they turned their attention back to it, you sighed in relief that you hadn't been discovered.
Jeanne, meanwhile, began to rub her cheek against your cock, still slick with spit and precum, stroking it with both her hand and her cheek. "Mmhm... almost being discovered feels good too..." she muttered. "Lord help me I'm turning into a pervert," she muttered.
For a moment, you had to use all your strength to resist pointing out that she had always been a pervert with a brother fetish that made you play along with her, but as soon as that thought came it was dismissed, as it was not a very little brotherly thought, not at all, not one her perfect little brother would have, absolutely not, no sir, no way...
Not even as said pervert big sis opened her mouth and stuck her tongue out, lovingly and lewdly licking up the tip of her little brother's dick while stroking his length, her face red and her eyes almost watery with tears of happiness as she went about satisfying herself with his cock.
Your eyes trailed down to her crotch, where you could see the bright red of her panties becoming darker as she began to soak them with her arousal fluid, she might be getting even more turned on than you were from this blowjob, she was such a lewd big sis that it might be possible she could even cum ahead of you, despite the quality of her blowjob, despite how much it strained you to resist it, how much you had to grit your teeth to avoid letting out loud moans the other two could hear...
You were grateful Jeanne had made the volume rather loud when she set things up, otherwise they might be hearing you let out cute little brother noises as you got your dick licked, and then even more desperate noises as Jeanne once again took you into her mouth, this time putting both hands on your butt and leaving all restraint behind as she moved like a piston, back and forth at incredible speeds, applying lots of pressure with her lips, making it sloppy and wet with her saliva, and slurping everything up as it mixed in her mouth in a very lewd way.
Covered by the sound of the sink as you deliberately made some noise and the TV, it was just about enough to cover the sound of her sloppy and naughty blowjob and your restrained cry as you finally came to your limit and indeed came inside Jeanne's mouth, the blonde pulling back until only the tip remained in your mouth, then bringing a hand to your dick to furiously stroke it and drain every last droplet of semen from your dick and balls, before getting off and using her tongue to clean up the last dregs and remnants of semen, sucking out the last bits remaining in your urethra.
Jeanne swallowed noisly once again, and let out a giggle before burping and covering her mouth, blushing bright red. "That was soooo good," she muttered, "you're the best little brother this saint big sis could ever ask for," she mewled, "ahh, I wish we could do this every day... but Master won't lend me the grail forever," she muttered, rubbing her cheek. "No matter! We'll make the most of the one day we get it!" she said, her eyes becoming fiery as she made a determined expression, getting up.
"Oi! You guys not done yet?" Jalter called.
"It'll be just a minute!" Jeanne said. "I ate my snack already so I'll just prepare one for everyone now!" she added.
"I'll, uh, help her so it goes faster!" you added.
"Right! I want some more biscuits!" Jalter Lily called. "Ohh! I know this one, I didn't know there was a Christmas Earnest movie! Put it on, put it on!"
"There's an Earnest movie for everything," Jalter said, as she went about changing the DVDs.
At that moment, however, Jeanne did get started on preparing a couple snacks, but as she did so, her minidress, which was already hiked up, revealed everything, and when she turned around to face the cupboards, her ass was on full display. Her panties rested high on her hips, and the back was a tiny red triangle that was swallowed by her plentiful, sexy ass... she was almost entirely exposed, and it was no accident, as she bent over in half to grab something from under the counter, then turned around to look at you with a smirk.
She then raised a finger to her mouth in a shushing gesture. "Don't make a noise," she said, "come fuck big sis and make a mess of her ass" she whispered, "I want my little brother's cock to fuck me..." she muttered. "Ahh, I've dreamed about this for so long... please, fuck my ass..."
You gulped.
She reached behind herself and moved her panties out of the way, revealing her anus and a little bit of her pussy. Her pussy was drooling juice. It was enticing, tempting, but you knew that she didn't want to use it.
"B-Big sis," you said.
She moaned a little. "What is it lil' bro," she responded, her face almost melting into degenerate pleasure.
"C-Can I, can I fuck your pussy?" you asked.
She hummed thoughtfully. "Losing... losing my virginity... my first man being my little brother..." she moaned, "yeah, yes, yes, yes, I love it, I love it... just this time, just for Christmas, with the Lord's blessing... come, my little bro, come fuck my pussy, it's my Christmas gift to you, this lewd saint's pussy, my virginity... from a big sis to her lil' bro... I'll give it to you!" she said, grabbing her panties by the strings connecting the front and back, and pulling them down to about mid thigh, revealing her most intimate, virgin parts, entirely open and ready.
Perverted energy coursed through you as you approached her, putting the tip of your dick against the entrance to her pussy, and rubbing your prickhead against it, the darker pink of the glans almost matching the engorged and flushed lips of her pussy, as you pressed against her, she began to yield, her lips parting, revealing her deliciously pink insides, and with only the slightest bit of adjusting, you began to go into her breeding hole.
For the very first time in her life, she was having something that wasn't a finger or a tongue in her pussy.
She mewled and moaned and drooled as her eyes grew wide like saucers. "Ahhhn... Lord, thank you..! Thank you for guiding me to this moment, thank you for bringing me here, to Chaldea, for inspiring me..!"
You groaned, her virgin pussy was... unbelievable. This was Jeanne d'Arc's pussy, a holy woman who was a pinnacle of piety and faith, who had kept her purity sacred and guarded... and yet, she was giving it to you!
"Ahhn... you'll... you'll take responsibility," Jeanne mewled, "lil' bro... will have to marry, big sis," she muttered, "yeah..."
"Y-Yeah..!" you muttered in response, pushing even more of your cock into her almost inhumanly tight and narrow little hole. You could be excused for thinking she might be half her size, because her pussy was putting so much pressure on your cock, despite being so unbelievably aroused, more than fully ready to go... she wasn't even resisting you, if anything, the undulations and movements of her pussy were further drawing you in, she was just so small there that it was nightmarishly pleasurable, a true saintly hell of pleasure and lust. "I'll marry you, big sis! You'll be my wife!!"
"Ahn, yeah! Then go ahead..! Make this lewd saint's pussy yours and yours alone! Reshape it so only my little brother's cock can ever fit inside me!!"
"Yeah, I will!" you responded, grabbing her by the hips and losing all control, pushing until your hips and thighs met with her ass and thighs, and stayed there for a good few moments, as if giving her time to get used to you, before you first pulled back, until only the final third of your cock was inside her... and then went in, hard, strong, implacable... slow, but sure. It was hard, harder than you cock even, but you were moving, slowly and little by little her pussy was growing accustomed to you.
This might just be what it was like to stick your dick in a hydraulic press, but the pleasure was so intense that you couldn't resist continuing, moving harder, drawing wonderful and lewd moans from her as you fucked her into the kitchen counter, picking up the pace as her pussy slowly stretched and became more used to the cock inside it, coming in and going back out.
Within what felt like centuries but was in reality a few minutes, you were sawing back and forth, coming in and out, at a decent pace, fucking her earnestly.
"That's it..! Little brother cock is the best!" Jeanne mewled, "ahhn, this is what I was missing!! This is a woman's delight," she continued, making an extremely perverted expression, nearly drooling, "ahh, lord, thank you, thank you thank you, for making me this way~ being a lewd saint is the beeeest~!"
A snort nearly made your blood run cold. "If some of your fellow saints heard that, I think they might throw a fit."
"A-Alter!?" you called. "This isn't-"
"Look, it's fine. The tot's out like a light, this thing here," she said, slapping Jeanne's ass, drawing an almost piggish squeal from her, "thought she could knock us both out with some sleeping drugs on the cocoa, but I made the tot drink mine too while you were too busy touching each other," she said. "You owe me one, you wretched slut saint," she said. "So come on! Finish her off already, I want my turn too!"
You chuckled. That was what it came to, huh? A family night, to celebrate the coming of Christmas ahead of time...
You began to pound Jeanne harder.
"Nngnh... yes, yes, yes!!" Jeanne cried, "don't stop!! Ahh, I can feel it, I can feel it coming, I can feel you, you're twitching inside me, go ahead! Cum inside big sis! Cum inside my virgin pussy!!"
Not virgin anymore, you noted.
"Come on, lil' bro," Jalter said with a menacing grin on her face, stepping behind you and running her hands under your thin Santa jacket. "Go ahead... cum inside this perverted saint, defile her with your cum!"
"Nooo! Lil' Brother's cum is approved by the Lord! Ahh, yes!! It was granted by the Holy Grail, therefore that makes it okay!!"
Jalter snorted. "Always with the logic that only benefits you, fine!! Go on, fulfill this fetishist's fantasy!!"
"UGh, here, here I go! Big sis, here I go, I'm gonna cum inside you!" you cried out, "get pregnant!!"
"Yyyeeeeesss!!"
You slammed in as deep as you could go, and then let loose, your balls almost aching for a moment before they let loose their contents, which exploded into Jeanne, filling her up and then some, each shot feeling like a part of you was being drained out, the relaxation of all your muscles hit you at once, and you almost fell to the ground, only to be caught by Jalter.
"Ahhn, little brother semen... inside me... I'm full of his cum... I'm so happy..!!" Jeanne mewled.
"Whoa there, that was heavy," she muttered. "Guess the grail did more than just make you shorter and blond," she muttered.
You pulled back, panting, taking a step back. Not a single drop of semen came out of Jeanne's super tight breeding hole as you did, you came out as clean as you went in, she didn't waste a drop.
Jalter snorted, grabbing your dick with her hand. "You look just like what you would have if you actually were our little brother..." she said, stroking your cock. "I don't like this part though," she muttered. "Oi, lewd bitch saint, can you give him back his old one?" she asked. "I like 'em bigger."
"Ehehe, yeah, yeah~!" Jeanne happily giggled, raising a finger, another star appeared out of it and trailed off into the air.
Suddenly, your dick bulged and grew in Jalter's hands.
"Damn, it looks even bigger now that you're shorter," she said. "Right. Come on, you seeded that thing," she muttered, "now do me too!"
The night was young still... And both big sisters were going to make damn sure that family night with the Jeannes was one to be remembered...
...
That next morning...
"Oh come on you guys!" Jalter Lily complained, "you can at least help me with breakfast!"
Jalter grumbled something unintelligible.
Jeanne tried to lift her face off the pillow but crashed back down.
You, meanwhile, reached out to pat her head.
"Remember me as a man who gave his all for his family," you said, before closing your eyes and passing away... playfully.
Jalter Lily pouted and puffed up her cheeks. "Stupid rules!" she muttered, moving to the kitchen to get started with breakfast. "It's perfectly fine for me to fight bloody and traumatic battles, but I want to cuddle with big bro in the morning and everyone throws a fit!!"
Jeanne giggled. "Little sisters... are cute..."
Jalter flipped her off.
Breakfast was nice at least, and now that you were back to normal, you could appreciate their banter a little more.
