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Hotel Chaldea ~ New Year's Free Use Celebration~
🕑 Added 2023-12-24 23:07:40 +0000 UTCThe Master of Chaldea stood before a podium. Behind her, there was a grand image of a variety of servants, Tamamo no Mae, Minamoto no Raikou, Marie Antoinette, Kukulkan and Medb, all of them wearing only parts of their outfits or nothing at all, and all of them embraced or surrounded by one or more men at a time, short repeating gifs, upon which the words "Free Use New Year" were plastered. Ritsuka cleared her throat and caught the attention of those gathered.
"Everyone," she began, a bright smile on her face, "with the coming of the new year, it's the time for change, for new resolutions! Throw out the old, and bring in the new! Try new things!"
She heard the murmurs from the crowd in front of her.
"Of course," she said, raising a finger, "I understand that it can be expensive and that of course you would not want to potentially spend your money in something you might regret. That is why for this year's end and the new incoming year, I've decided to make all of my girls open and available for everyone!"
She gestured grandly with her hands, but then brought them before her and clasped them together, bending forward a little.
"Now, of course, this is a one time thing, merely to celebrate, but just for this one time, there will be no distinction among any people, everyone shall be treated equal, from the richest man in the world to the poorest, if you can make your way here, if you can find us, then you may cast your vote, and see to it that your dreams come true!
"Of course, as this is meant to be a gift for everyone for New Year's, this means that our graceful host will not be posting the event onto his patreon page, but rather, would be making it immediately available on the day of release, to everyone.
"So let loose and choose! And no, I won't tell you what or who awaits you behind each choice, other than the fact that all of them are public places," she said with a wink before blowing a kiss. "Who knows, you might even find me waiting for you in one of these places!"
Cheering from the crowd exploded, and slowly petered off.
There was a moment of silence as the image behind Ritsuka changed to all the servants following behind Hessian Lobo, who was wearing a police hat in place of the headless rider's head, carting the six chibified women away in chains.
"I am legally required to inform you that everyone involved is both capable of consent and signed a sworn declaration of consent before agreeing to participate in this event," she said, "legally recognized by the United Nations and at least two alien governments, and due to rules and regulations participation in this event has a minimum age of 18 or your country's legal age of consent!"
She bowed, and then gave the camera a smile.
"Hope to see you soon, everyone, let's cum together to celebrate the new year!" she cheered, throwing her hands up at the same time as the image behind her shifted back to the servants in varying states of undress, all of them making faces of pleasure as the screen flashed white all over, the implication clear, as Ritsuka waved goodbye to the viewers.
And that was that.
"Perfect!" Edison spoke. "That'll be all!"
Ritsuka gave him a thumbs up and then it was time to get back to work after the announcement. The image behind her turned off, and the crowd rejoined back into the singular form of the Hundred Faced Hassan.
"Good job," she said, hitting a high five with that Hassan. "Let's get some beer!"
And then they did, and they had fun.
