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Iron Valiant's Extra Functions
🕑 Added 2024-10-05 02:23:47 +0000 UTC"The greatest technological breakthrough of all time, which redefines the laws of the very universe and how we know them, permitting humans to control one of the principal forces of the world, something limited exclusively to some of the most powerful of legendary Pokémon, and you want to use it to bring a sex doll from the future into the present to have sex with it!?"
Juliana, already tossing her shirt off, turned around to face Penny.
Paldea was peaceful, and the Champion among Champions that was Juliana had very little to do with her time, especially once she had resolved every incident presented to her and the ones that came from outside by mere virtue of having strong enough Pokémon that none could contend with her, as well as a top level white hat hacker for a girlfriend who could solve all the problems that she couldn't solve with brute force.
The champion unfortunately had not been blessed with the same voluptuous body of her mother, her active lifestyle had given her an extremely sexy athlete's build, but she certainly didn't have the D cups that her mother flaunted everywhere, and it was on show as Penny faced her.
For her part, the hacker had instead grown up very much with the body type that her girlfriend had thought she'd one day have, but of course, Juliana hardly complained about Penny growing up hella sexy. She had double Ds that were hidden under her usual gray hoodie, and a wide dump truck of an ass that turned faces and had people rubbernecking wherever she went.
"Don't give me that, I'm sure you're wearing your favorite Eevee undies!" Juliana accused her. "The ones you were wearing when we did it for the first time! You always wear those when we're trying something new!"
Penny brought her hands and arms over her chest, covering herself as if feeling violated for a moment. "N-No I'm not," she weakly denied in an extremely obvious admission of guilt.
Juliana pouted at her. "Aren't you curious?" she asked, turning back around to look at the massive portal that was the now functional time travel machine. It couldn't really allow humans to time travel, but certain Pokémon who had an affinity for the machine and mechanical entities like the robotic duplicates of the Professors could use it just fine.
Penny looked aside. "I mean I'm a little curious," she admitted, "B-but, still!"
"The professor said we could use it as long as we used it exclusively for frivolous purposes that wouldn't have a historical impact!" Juliana said, smiling brightly, "so that's what I'm gonna do!"
The laboratory at the bottom of Area Zero had been refashioned into a relatively comfy place. The only person who could come and go with impunity was the Top Champion Juliana and her friends, and with Nemona off somewhere training to try to surpass Juliana and Arven busy with his chain of sandwich restaurants, Juliana and Penny would have complete privacy in the paradise built for the Paradox Pokémon.
"Why are you undressing already we haven't even activated the machine yet!" Penny said, as Juliana pulled at the strings that were keeping the elastic of her orange and purple pants tightly wrapped around her waist, loosening them enough that she could comfortably pull them down, revealing a pokéball print pair of workout panties that matched her bra in black. Few would imagine that such a simple set of workout underwear was not just designer made, but specifically made for the champion herself.
Penny swallowed the knot that formed in her throat.
Juliana had grown a lot since the day she first fell in love with her. Back then, Penny had just seen Juliana as her savior, someone who had come in to fix all her problems and who had shown her nothing but love, affection and good will... she confessed her feelings during graduation, and they had been together ever since... but it was hard to think of the innocent, almost androgynous little girl she had once been, now that she was grown up and all woman.
"What's the matter? Skitty got your tongue?" Juliana asked, cocking her hips.
"Ah, did- did you say something?"
"I said if you wanted to hit the button," Juliana said, pointing at the big red button that was labelled "START" next to the pedestal with the twin tomes embedded into it, the key to making the machine function.
Penny sighed, looked at her girlfriend, soon to be wife some day, and then rolled her eyes, then she hit the big red button with the fury of a thousand mehs and then the portal embedded in the wall began to glow and twist and shake and-
With an unceremonious poof and a cloud of smoke, it seemed to fail.
"Did the machine just break or-"
As if on cue, it exploded in a violent flash of light, and with a much more impressive roaring boom, it spat out exactly what they expected it to.
The robotic form that the machine had been calibrated to summon from the future, the synthetic man-made Pokémon known as Iron Valiant, a machine that looked as sleek as it did threatening, as brutal as it did beautiful, combining the feminine gallantry of Gardevoir, and the dashing masculinity of Gallade, with smooth silvery white metal for skin, and glowing pink crystals detailing its body, sharing features of both of its original inspirations.
It was also holding a double bladed polearm and the red circles it had for eyes in its black visor narrowed as it turned to Juliana at first with a threatening stance, and then, it lowered its weapon.
"Master - Juliana. Acknowledged."
"Oooh, it knows my name!" Juliana said.
"Well it is from the future, and you are famous," Penny said. "It'd be more impressive if it knew me."
Iron Valiant turned to Penny then. "Master - Eeveefucker, confirmed."
"What the- nooo!"
Juliana cackled like a loon.
"How dare you, I'm sure you had something to do with this!" Penny accused Juliana.
"Confirmed. Master Juliana has forbid this unit from referring to Master Eeveefucker by any other name," Iron Valiant stated.
"You bitch!" Penny shouted.
"That," Iron Valiant interrupted, "was a joke. Master - Penny, confirmed," it finally said. "This unit's designation is Iron Valiant Unit E-TYPE 003, but you may refer to this unit as IVUE for short."
"Ivy it is!" Juliana said. "Anyway, so I managed to summon my own Iron Valiant from the future, huh?" she asked. "Alright, then you must know what I brought you here for!"
"Confirmed. Master Juliana requires marital comfort from this unit," IVUE confirmed.
"Alright!" Juliana said, taking Penny's hand and pulling her along, "so what can you do?" she asked.
"This unit is equipped with the full suite of functions to perform as an entertainer," IVUE stated, raising the hand that held the double sided polearm and then making it disappear.
"More specifically?" Penny asked, raising an eyebrow.
IVUE stood with its crotch forward, it had both the wider pelvis of a Gallade as well as the elegant form and thicker upper legs of a Gardevoir, really the best of both worlds, and the plates that formed its genital region suddenly retracted, and revealed first a weirdly squashed looking tube that then stretched to take the shape of a cock, the tip glowing the same pink as the details on IVUE's body, and then more plates retracted to reveal a puffed up, softer looking section that looked like it was glistening with moisture.
"This unit will do its best to pleasure Master Juliana," IVUE stated.
"What about me?" Penny asked, glaring at IVUE.
"This unit is aware that Master Penny is a dirty, filthy masochist Lechonk," IVUE stated. "This unit does not wish to be associated with such a wretched individual who would seek to usurp this unit's time with Master Juliana."
"You, you absolute trash heap of a Pokémon!"
"Now now Penny, you know how Gardevoirs can get with their trainers!" Juliana said, "Ivy, can you undress Penny real quick with your psychic powers?"
"Confirmed. Undressing the dirty filthy masochist Lechonk with this unit's phenomenal psychic powers," IVUE replied, raising its limbs which glowed, and then Penny's clothes teleported right off of her and into a neatly gathered pile.
Penny screamed and crouched, covering herself as soon as she found herself in her extremely cute Eevee undies, the two-tone brown panties had an Eevee's face decorating her crotch and a fluffy Eevee tail coming out from the back, as well as the fluffy neck fur decorating her bra cups.
"Knew it!" Juliana said laughing. "Okay! Ivy, be a dear and fuck my darling girlfriend's brains out!"
"Hold on my heart is not ready," Penny said, looking at Juliana, "and didn't you want to go first?"
Juliana smiled.
"Confirmed. Filthy, disgusting, pathetic quickshot of a Lechonk, formally known as Master Penny, shall be made to ejaculate promptly," IVUE replied, leaning forward and then suddenly disappearing from view.
Suddenly, Penny felt surprise and shock course through her and she screamed at the jumpscare, indeed jumping to her feet.
"Nothing personnel, kid," IVUE said from immediately behind her, "but this unit will go all out, just this once."
IVUE moved fast, its, his, her, whatever, hands moving to capture Penny and moving her cute Eevee undies out of the way, leaving her crotch wide open.
"Why'd you suddenly start speaking with a Kantonian accent and- oh my GOD that is HUGE!!!"
With a powerful and unexpectedly accurate thrust, IVUE had sheathed the quite large member, which was as hard as an iron rod but as soft as velvet, in Penny's tight lesbian pussy, not the first time a large toy had gone in there.
"Ghuuah, whyyy, how does this feel good!? You're going in dry, guahh, it should hurt!!"
"This unit produces an aphrodisiac lubricant that will instantly arouse a pathetic, masochistic and easily excited Lechonk," IVUE spoke.
"Why'd you keep calling me that!?" Penny cried out in ecstasy as IVUE held her in place and began to rock and thrust its hips in a way that only a mechanical existence could.
"Yeah, Ivy, why'd you keep calling Penny that?" Juliana asked, as she smiled, sitting down in front of Penny as IVUE bent her over, letting her large tits, even in their bra, swing about, while Juliana masturbated to the wonderful sight of her girlfriend getting fucked by the Iron Valiant.
"Master Juliana should call Master Penny with such names during sex, Master Penny is a masochistic sow that enjoys being degraded and insulted during sex," IVUE stated, plainly, never breaking stride.
"Ooh, so you really are a masochist, I suspected but I didn't really know, guess this explains why you were so eager to battle me before we started dating!" Juliana said, moaning as she began to stroke her cunt harder. "Mhmm... yeah, you're a horny little Impidimp huh, like a Houndour in heat, with those Miltank udders of yours," Juliana moaned, biting her lower lip, "this is fun!!" she said, panting as she stuck her fingers in her cunt and began stretching her panties with her hand, as her masturbation became more intense.
At the same time, Penny was making pathetic mewling noises as she turned so red she was glowing more than the Tera Crystals outside the lab. "Noo, Julii~" she moaned, "not you too!!"
"The sow is tightening her cunt around this unit's breeding rod," IVUE stated, "this unit's breeding rod is reaching its limit, requesting permission to impregnate Master Penny!"
Juliana hissed in pleasure. "Permission granted~♥!"
"Eh!? EHH!?" Penny shouted. "Wai-wai-wai-waiiiiiittt~!"
IVUE did not wait, thrusting powerfully one final time with such strength that caused Penny's cunt to gush out a heaping shower of cuntjuice.
Penny shrieked. "Agghck, fuck, I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum while being fucked in front of my girlfriend, I'm gonna cum while someone is impregnating me right in front of my girlfriend!!" Penny shouted, and it was obvious that with each word she said, she was getting even more excited, her entire body was a full blush, and she was letting off so much heat that the air around her was distorting. "It's inside meee!! There's so much hot cum inside me!!" she spoke, her words becoming slurred, "Juli, Juli kish me~ Kish me lots! Ah wuv you.!"
Juliana leaned forward and kissed Penny while stroking her pussy and clit furiously, driving herself to her own thundering orgasm at the sight of Penny testing out Iron Valiant's Extra Functions.
Behind Penny, IVUE continued thrusting as it ejaculated, pouring more and more of its thick babymaking cream into Penny's tight pussy and womb, until finally, it was done, and pulled its cock out, coated in pussy juice and pearly white cum.
"Ejaculation complete. Insemination, complete. This unit guarantees sexual satisfaction," it said,. standing with its chest puffing out, drawing emphasis to its chest, while it helped Penny lie down.
Penny dropped onto all fours on the ground, and rubbed at her stomach, which was already starting to look a little swollen. "Is there really an egg growing inside me?" she asked. "Will it be a human or-"
"Silly Penny," Juliana said, knocking Penny to the ground on her side by pushing her, then rolling her over on her back and covering Penny's body with her own, kissing her deeply. "Humanlike Pokémon can breed with humans but will only produce more of their own kind. Isn't that right, Ivy?"
"That is correct. However, as a Paradox Pokémon, this unit lacks the ability to produce offspring. The egg is, however, edible and highly nutritious," IVUE stated, forming a fist out of glowing pink psychic energy and making it do a thumbs up. "In the future, trainer eggs produced from the Champion's womb are a popular delicacy and have made the two of you immensely rich."
There was a pause.
"R-Really?" Penny asked, blinking in surprise.
"That was a lie. I've deceived you for my own amusement," IVUE stated.
"Oh thank goodness I can't imagine in the future that becoming something people buy," Penny said.
Juliana giggled and kissed her again. "Stop being silly," she said, "I would love to eat your eggs all day you know?" she said, wagging her eyebrows.
"I hate that something that disturbing is turning me on," Penny snarked. "Well, I wouldn't want to share your eggs with anyone else."
Juliana turned to IVUE. "How about putting an egg in me next?" she asked, wagging her butt at the androgynous robot, reaching behind herself to expose her pussy. "That way our bellies will match! C'mere Ivy!"
"Confirmed. Permission to impregnate Master Juliana?"
"Granted," Juliana replied.
"Juli you should be careful it's really intense," Penny said, opening her mouth to say more, only to have her lips claimed and her tongue dominated by her girlfriend, even as IVUE penetrated Juliana, and the trio engaged together, the two young women loving one another and making sure to fully stress test the features of IVUE...
Not too long after, they would rest, with both women having largely swollen pregnant bellies, filled with Pokémon eggs, resting their bodies on the surprisingly soft, warm and comfortable surface of their robotic lover... and then, early in the morning, they would learn of an even more amazing set of features Juliana's own Iron Valiant had, when they woke up to see it in nothing but an apron cooking breakfast for them. With their bellies once again flat, both decided not to question where IVUE had gotten the eggs it used for their omelets from...
