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Hotel Chaldea Ep. Scathach = Skadi
🕑 Added 2025-07-07 02:23:54 +0000 UTC"It has recently come to the attention of the management that all of you are quite terrible at sex."
That was a strange way to open a conversation, much less to start a class, but you were the one wearing the tailored suit, wearing the glasses and standing behind the lectern. Behind you was a huge digital blackboard, essentially a giant tactile computer screen, and in front of you, five rows of four desks in sets of two.
Borderline identical women sat on them, Valkyries, each made from the same template, but bearing their won, albeit limited, identity and individuality, choosing to style their hair, wear accessories, or subtly change the uniform they wore in order to express it.
A relatively recent batch.
The Valkyries were a popular "article", so to speak, sold as a private army across dimensions, in collaboration between Chaldea's Skadi, and the NFF PMC under Koyanskaya. Their role was simple - they would be a mercenary army that fought in the name of Chaldea's allies, serving mostly as bodyguards but also sometimes as strike teams or special elite forces.
And of course, they were often hired not just for how powerful, coordinated and skilled they were, but also, for how attractive they were, so they also served as a harem for hire, of sorts.
The batch before you was one of the most recent indeed, but unfortunately, there was a rather unfortunate deficiency in their training, and that was the fact that despite their role including sleeping with their Master and/or the people their Master told them to, they were not trained on how to do so properly.
"Therefore, you will all be attending the remedial emergency course before deployment," you explained, tapping your finger against the lectern and raising your other hand, gesturing towards the door. "Come on in."
The door opened, and the woman who was preparing for that lesson with you stepped in. A slight flush on her face gave away that she wasn't entirely chill as she appeared to be, her nervous steps not quite the firm and calculated strut she sometimes displayed.
She approached you and pretended to be as chill as possible. "Why am I here..?" she harshly whispered. "We can just program the knowledge into them, this is not necessary," she spoke, her voice a little low.
"You Know Who requested this one," you pointed out, "it's either you, or Ritsuka, and do you really want Ritsuka to be the one doing this?" you asked, raising an eyebrow at her.
"That's low..." she muttered, taking a deep breath through her nose, and then facing the Valkyries waiting on the desks. "As you heard, this lesson is an important one, so commit it to memory."
"Affirmative!"
They responded in unison; each of them despite their quirks seemed to have become thoroughly interested in what was going on when you described what the remedial lessons would be about, and they didn't even need the command from Skadi to pay attention.
Looking around, Skadi seemed a bit lost on how to proceed, it was as if she was looking for something. "Should I make a bed or-"
"It's important that they learn of service, that's their most likely role," you pointed out, "so you should show them how to service."
Pursing her lips, she adjusted herself. You took a real good look at her, Skadi's purple dress was actually incredibly pretty to see up close, it was made of the finest fabrics and with ancient, long forgotten techniques. Though you could not call yourself an expert, you could definitely recognize the quality of its making.
More importantly, it was made for her and to make her look her best, making the most out of her chest and hips by emphasizing the curve and swell of her body, and giving her an air of combined dignity, maturity and elegance, accented by her shawl and tiara, a combination of elegance, dignity and beauty truly worthy of a queen.
It would, however, look far better on the floor.
"I..."
She closed her eyes for a moment, took a deep breath, and then with a flick of her wrist, she pulled a wand out of her sleeve.
Then she began to draw in teh air, forming patterns of shining purple light, runes, you recognized.
She drew them so swiftly you only saw a blur of movement and sparkling shine.
"Which one will it be, I wonder..." she spoke, rhythmically, as if she was singing a little song, punctuating each word with a swish or flick of her wand, drawing even more runes, forming four words, before seemingly choosing one, a smirk drawing on her face and turning to you. "I suppose..." she then crossed her wand thrice, across three of the words, and then tapped the final one.
It shone, brightly, and then suddenly ice covered all your vision.
"This will do," she said, as the ice cracked and broke and suddenly your suit was no more, instead, you were nude, right there.
"Valkyries," she spoke, "behold, a man!" she spoke, gesturing towards you with her open hand. "This is a fine specimen of male - expect not the ones you meet to be even a fraction of this magnificence!" she spoke, stepping forward, as your limbs were caught by magic lassos and you were spread.
"This isn't what I meant," you pointed out.
"Oh, you asked for service - not submission," she spoke, walking around you as you realized you were put on display in front of all the Valkyries. "And this, is a penis," she spoke, as she stepped up to you and used her wand to poke your penis. "Now, this one is a particularly large specimen," she said, "but it is still flaccid as you can see."
You rolled your eyes, it seemed like she preferred you be quiet, because when you opened your mouth to speak she poked your balls with her stick.
"This is the scrotum, which contains the testicles," she spoke, "sensitive and important," she then began to draw a pattern on your balls.
"Oi oi oi, what are you doing, that felt oddly warm- that was magic you just cast!" you called out, feeling the power seep into your testicles.
"Worry not, a simple spell - it will merely ensure that your testicles will continue producing semen sufficient for the entirety of the lesson," she said, smiling primly before turning back to the Valkyries. "Now! Service! It is very important that you understand that being of service does not correlate to being submissive. In fact, to be a bottom, to be the one who serves, is to have control," she spoke. "And you will and you must take responsibility for the position."
You looked at her as she drew a circle with her wand in the air, the tip glowing, and then she tapped it on her chest, which caused her clothes to seemingly disintegrate into motes of pink light that vanished into the air. You had seen Medea do that trick before.
Of course, your cock reacted to the sight of the naked Skadi, and you mentally compared her to Scathach... they were supposed to be identical, but, of course, Skadi didn't have the tight abs, the subtly powerful muscles or the muscular thighs, instead being softer, more rounded and even a little shorter, she looked like a Skadi who didn't quite work out as much, sexy and erotic in a different way.
Not enough to get you hard, but hey, at least it was a start.
"Sometimes, you will be called upon to arouse your master to erection," she spoke, "either to be used upon yourself, or to be used upon another," she spoke, "whichever the case, there are magics that will expedite the process if your Master is not to your tastes," she spoke, "I shall teach you those at another time. Since this one is quite delectable, I will instead focus on what to do when you do like your Master."
She licked her lips and walked until she was in front of you, crouching, spreading her legs like a butterfly's wings and vanishing her wand into light, looking up at you. "Is this the service you wanted?" she asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Sometimes we get what we need, not what we want," you quipped back. "I've been looking forward for another shot at you since we recorded those videos you know..."
She blushed. "F-Fool..!" she muttered, then moved to grab your dick. You knew that behind you, the screen that served as the blackboard had shifted to two split screens, one angled from the right, one from the left, showing Skadi's movements as she used her right hand to cup your balls, and the left, to grab and lift your shaft, starting to stroke it. "First, test your partner's tolerance, apply gentle pressure and only increase it gradually, build up slowly, and move your fingers to test how sensitive each spot is..."
She gave the lesson with aplomb and dedication. While it was originally your role, she really had the looks of a sexy teacher, it was hard for you to resist the role of the model. Gasps and sounds of awe followed as you started to become erect, arousal flooding you.
Service, indeed, didn't have to be inherently submissive, and Skadi was putting on a great demonstration of how one could effectively be the dominant partner from that role. She stroked you and increased the pressure, gradually, as she instructed, as your blood flowed to your cock and got it to stand, like a flagpole, for her.
"Further, in order to stimulate your partner, you may use your mouths," she spoke, "like this," she added, closing her eyes, sticking her tongue out, and then going in, taking you deep into her mouth, and even letting you slip down her throat as she pushed lower, lower and lower, giving you a deepthroat blowjob the likes of which was making your head spin.
It was actually strangely similar to something you had experineced before, and for a moment, you could've sworn that she should've had pink hair, and it struck you, Skadi had almost certainly learned everything she was doing from Medb, she wasn't quite as good, but being even a fraction as good as Medb at blowjobs put her in the top 1% of all cocksuckers.
She managed to get all the way down, opening her eyes and looking up at you, her throat vibrating as she resisted the urge to gag, before pulling back, fully, swallowing and trembling a little as she regained control.
"Now, unlike myself, you don't have a gag reflex, so this task will be easier," she spoke. "So do not hesitate, enjoy yourselves," she spoke, opening her mouth again and this time without closing her eyes, took you about halfway in, using her hand to stroke the half of your cock that wasn't in her mouth, and massaging your balls with her other hand as she gave you a sumptuous, wet and noisy blowjob.
She was sloppy as hell and made sure that she used plenty of tongue, and though you couldn't turn and see, you could tell by the gasps and moans that the closeup was quite the sight as she sucked you off with all of her strength and dedication.
It was incredible actually. Her movement was swift but rhythmic, she was deliberately sloppy in a coordinated way, everything she was doing was sexy as hell, and especially how she kept looking up at you as she did it, as she bobbed her head up and down, as she let you feel every bit of wet heat of her mouth and just the very entrance to her throat, pushing herself to the limit also, tears leaking from the corners of her eyes as she pushed against her own reflexes until-
Her hand closed around the base of your cock like a vice grip and that piteous, rueful and mournful whine wouldn't be acknowledged because making that sort of noise wasn't human.
"Whyyyy!!"
"Now-" she pulled back and smirked up at you. "Sometimes, you will not enjoy your Master's company, in which case, finishing them off as quickly as possible will be priority," she spoke, "I definitely recommend blowjobs and handjobs, that is, stimulation with the mouth or hand, as they are faster, easier, consume less of your own energy and require less intimate contact," she spoke, stroking you with the hand that had cut off your incoming orgasm earlier. "However, in the case that you do enjoy your time with your Master," she spoke, "then..."
She turned around to face the class, so to speak, and you looked at the Valkyries to see that they were all seated on the edge of their seats and leaning on their desks. Their military-like uniforms, looking almost like what a PMC themed swimsuit would look like, complete with a black beret for a lot of them, made them look super hot too, not helping you endure her stroking at all.
Then, Skadi let go of your cock, only for another magic string to wrap around it, holding it firmly in place as she adjusted her own position so that she could back onto you. A glance showed you she wasn't so much wet as she was flooded.
"As each of you shares the same mold," she spoke, "if you enjoy your Master, you will almost certainly be capable of orgasm merely by sucking him off," Skadi said, moaning and forcing a moan out of you at the same time by placing her wet cunt lips against the tip of your dick, "so it should be a simple matter to- to- nghahhh!!"
She pushed back and with a mighty push and pump, you found yourself buried in her icy hot cunt, it made you have a weird thought of ice cream, but warm, a nonsensical, paradoxical thing, a chilly cold treat but also at the same time it warmed you up, hearty, yet fleeting, sugary sweet, yet filling... It was hard to describe but even harder to resist.
"Ahhn, yess...!! Being creampied... feels so goooood~~!!"
You couldn't resist for long, no one could have, Skadi's pussy was too much, pushed you over the edge after her glowing blowjob, and so you exploded, creaming her divine cunt with a mortal's cock juice.
"Ohhh, fuuuuuudgesicles~ Nahhhh, nghahhah..." she giggled drunkenly, swaying a bit before catching herself, remembering she was supposed to be giving a lecture. "Aahn, sometimes, you, you will do it with a, guhuh, partner who... is terrible at it! But- but keep at it," she mewled, "sometimes, your partner will be a virgin with a big cock who is a bit too rough, but if you give, huh, give them, a chance..!"
She began moving her hips, shaking and rocking them, not quite able to start pulling herself forward, she could barely even manage to stay standing, even with your cock helping to hold her up, so she was slowly working her way back up to that.
"Ohh, fuck the lesson just fuck me!"
The ropes holding you up faded, and as they did, you caught yourself and landed on the ground. "Finally," you muttered. "Oi, come and get a better look," you called, "when I'm done banging your teacher here, I'll go over the individual particulars with each of you, we'll discover what you like and what you don't," you then began to pump into Skadi, who was at that point starting to drool with a silly expression on her face as you grabbed her by the hips, going all out in fucking her.
"Nhyeahhh!!! Doh, don't be afraid to beeeg~ for it~ tell yahr mashtahhh~! Haahdeeh~!"
Damn, Skadi was REALLY backed up and needed it badly!
She tightened up and trembled as you pounded her fiercely. "Yeah!! If your master is worth your time, then they'll work to meet you, fuck you're so goddamn tight, halfway!!"
"Ohh, oh I'm cumming, I'm gonna cum, cum with me, cum inside me, cum insideee!!" she called.
"F-Fineee! Here I go!!!"
Going all out, you sped up to the limit and pushed through to trigger your own orgasm just in time to match hers, pumping all of your cum into her in a nonstop flurry of thrusts to match each spurt and wave of pleasure, which she reciprocated and matched, squeezing her insides to help you along the way, giving you even more pleasure.
As it finally lessened, you couldn't help but breathe a little heavier, not with tiredness, not because you needed it, but out of your overwhelming desire. The power of the spell she had cast upon you was making your cock not calm down at all.
Scanning your eyes on the room as Skadi fell like a puppet with its strings cut, cum spurting from her cunt like a geyser, you noticed that several of the Valkyries were already sticking their hands in their pussies, more than one of them bursting with excitement to get a hands on practical lesson.
It was time to get started with the full lesson.
