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Grand Harem Plan
🕑 Added 2025-08-02 01:56:21 +0000 UTCI really do enjoy it when a plan comes together and goes off without a hitch, or rather, I really enjoy when the plan to get hitched works.
Fabricating the quest to get us to the correct dungeon was pathetically easy. Directing our heroic guest and valorous leader Kanata to take that quest took a little bit more work, we couldn't be too overtly obvious lest he get suspicious, but luckily, he wasn't prone to suspecting attractive women of being dishonest.
Trust me.
We've had to deal with a LOT of vermin attempting to get close to him. Being friends with the others has made it a whole lot easier, as we can pool our resources and expertise together to make damn sure that we open every closet we need to in order to find the skeletons, lest someone... undesirable enter Kanata's orbit.
It's been a pain, but it's paying off now.
We got the quest, and we made damn sure that we went to the dungeon all together and at the same time. Each of us prepared accordingly. For a change, I was wearing a ponytail, raising my long blond hair high above my head, and I had swapped my often slightly uncomfortable robes for a set with a very high slit on both flanks to show off my hips and thighs, that was much more form fitting around the chest.
Unfortunately, getting to the room wasn't quite so easy. We had to struggle through a decently dangerous dungeon to get to it, the Dwarves were quite prone to overstating their prowess in combat, their legends told of men who could split mountains with a hammerblow and fissure the Earth with an axe throw, so I expected the tales of the Dungeon's danger to be just as tall.
They were not.
I was actually being run a little ragged with the healing, Kanata was being a complete doofus, having decided for some reason that we could not and should not be allowed to take damage if he was able to take it in our place. A common sign of a hero who was falling for a woman's charms, at least as far as I've researched.
It was a bit of a bother though. He was getting hurt, quite a lot, doing so. We could manage, of course, and our strength was not just for show, as we pushed all the way through the first few floors of the Dungeon and then finally reached the target room.
The map Robina had provided was a little out of date, some of the treasure rooms were collapsed, and a pathway was blocked by a monster house that wasn't annotated in the map, but luckily the layout was still the same.
"This is a safe room!" the busty and booty-full dwarf called, rushing to it and kicking the door open. Behind us was the very Monster House that we had run into without knowing, or rather, the horde of rock beasts ranging from snakes to birds to giant rats that it spawned on us.
Clarissa, slender and flat chested as ever, was easily able to slip past me and Kanata, getting into place on the other side of the door, placing her foot in place to brace it so it wouldn't close, drawing her bow and loosing an arrow that knocked a rock bird out of the air. Despite the name, the birds were not actually made entirely out of rock, just their beak. "Go!" she called at Robina.
The Dwarf nodded and then rushed forward, hammer and shield at the ready, letting loose a mighty roar that brought all the attention to her, as Salta, harried and holding onto her witch hat, ran past us and then skid to a stop just behind the mobile wall Robina, leveling her staff at the chasing enemies, holding it with both hands, and then firing off a stream of magical power that crashed into a large quadrupedal rock beast.
It was knocked down and its bulk actually caused the other beasts to trip as well, giving Kanata, who was bringing up the rear, precious time to retreat.
"NOW!" I shouted, and Kanata nodded. Luckily he didn't fight us on this one, he would've absolutely refused to retreat if any one of us was in danger, but since he was the only one in danger, he obeyed.
"Right! Come on!"
He turned and rushed towards us, and before I knew what was going on, he swept me up with one arm and tossed me over his right shoulder, and a moment later, did the same to Salta, who shot off another beam of magical power.
Robina retreated alongside us, and then, as Kanata slid to a stop, Clarissa and Robina sealed the door behind us, and the trap was sprung.
The room lit up. It was set up like a big inn room, a large tarp set on top of a pile of soft grasses, good enough to sleep on if you were in a big need, not enough to replace a bed.
But it would do for our purposes.
The walls were covered in wooden paneling and it was lit with a huge chandelier that hung from a chain, the ceiling was slanted and made the entire room look like a cone with a wide and thick base.
"Wha- what's this?" Kanata asked. "This is nothing like the safe rest rooms I've seen," he said in wonderment.
Then, magical characters were drawn in the air, and he blanched.
"W-Wait, that's- it says-" he said, eyes narrowing as he struggled to say it.
"You can't get out of this room unless you have sex," Robina said, grinning and putting a hand on her hip, cocking her body to the right.
"Oh no! You guys, I'm so sorry, I'll figure-"
I stopped him right there. I've said it before and it bears repeating, these sort of people fight most fiercely to defend their virginity, and even worse, they tend to be the sort that will not get it through their skulls unless you lay it really thick.
So I stopped him from speaking and talking himself into trying to bust down the door by smacking him... with my lips. On his. I kissed him. I stuck my tongue past his lips, and hugged him and pressed his body to mine, his gear was a little uncomfortable against my underarmored body, but, it didn't matter.
My body warmed up, I felt desire well up from within me. I... don't dislike Kanata. I don't think he's the most handsome man in the world but he has a pleasant face, his body leaves nothing to be desired... and I suppose I have a fondness for him as well. So this is just... easy.
"W-Wait," he breaks the kiss and interrupts, "You should only do this with someone you really like, a-and, or- it's just-"
I rolled my eyes. "What if I like you?" I asked.
"B-But-"
Of course, he'd deny the possibility of me liking him. Insecurity isn't rational. I can't convince him, at least not reasonably, with just words, I need action to ensure that he understands that when I say it, I mean it. So I kissed him again.
"Well I do," I said, "I do like you!"
I didn't even have to lie.
"So if this is what we have to do to get out of here, then I'm perfectly happy to do it," I said, "of course I'd rather it be in different circumstances," I... well that was a little bit of a lie. I don't care where or when it is, as long as my mission is complete. "But it is what it is."
He blushed fiercely and looked aside, but the only thing he caught was Clarissa already shrugging off her green cloak to reveal she was wearing a different leotard than usual, one that had an open belly to show off her flat tummy, and which was cut much higher and pulled much tighter.
It revealed everything. Her sexy chocolate skin, the pronounced cameltoe of her pussy lips, her stiff nipples poking out of the thin white fabric, her smooth, well toned thighs... she licked her lips and walked with an extra swing to her hips that looked uncomfortable to me, and I have wider hips than she does.
"What's wrong, hero?" the flat chested woman asked. "What, did you think she was the only one looking forward to some alone time with you?"
"W-W-What, but, but Clarissa, I, you're an elf, and-"
She giggled. "Yeah, I am..." she sighed. "I'll tell you a little secret... my ears are," she raised a hand to her long ear and ran a finger along the edge of it as if she was teasing a knife, biting her lower lip, "veerrryyy sensitive," she moaned.
"I, I-" Kanata managed to step back and I allowed him to break from my embrace, but he just tripped and fell, to be caught by Robina, and gently lowered to her lap.
He looked up at her. Normally, she was much shorter than he was, but in that position, it was impossible not to notice just how immensely gifted she was up top, or how thick and muscular her thighs were. Especially not when she pulled off her armor and revealed she was wearing a furry bikini that barely concealed anything underneath it, the thong so small it showed she had a little bit of a bush growing around her pussy.
He gulped as he barely managed to see her face over her huge titties.
"Robina, I-"
She caught him and held him in place. "Now now," she said, putting her hands on his shoulders and holding him firmly just around his armpits. "We all want you, Kanata," she said, "we want you really badly... So just relax, relax and enjoy yourself, and let us enjoy you too," she said, smiling almost as if she hadn't said something super lewd.
"But, but this is-"
I hummed thoughtfully. "What is it?" I asked.
"This- it just, it just feels too good to be true," he said. "A-All of you- I, I like you and, I thought- there's no way," he said, shaking his head. "This just doesn't happen!"
It doesn't happen to most people, of course, it wouldn't happen to just about anybody really, but he happened to be the lucky one... just happened to be the right person, at the right time. "Well it's happening," I said. "Right, Salta?"
The doll-like Magician nodded, then grabbed her robe with one hand and then ripped it off her body with a swift movement, revealing that she was wearing ONLY her shoes and her hat, once the robe was off, her petite body on full display. Though she might act doll-like, she was all woman, and in particular, her pussy was dripping wet.
Unfortunately, she had won the game we played to see who would take the first round with Kanata... I was sure at the time she had cheated, but I couldn't prove it, so, I simply took position on my knees beside Kanata, helping Clarissa as each of us began unbuckling Kanata's pants and then together, pulled them down to reveal his-
Oh-
Oh my.
I wasn't quite expecting THAT. He was... I knew he was gifted, really, it was the norm, but, I didn't expect- my mouth went dry at the sight and I felt my cheeks heat up.
He made a piteous sound, embarrassed. "How's that gonna fit inside you..?" Clarissa said, her voice small, and looking at Salta, then at Robina, swallowing. "I'm afraid of that going in me..!"
"Just watch."
Salta's voice was impassive as always as she straddled Kanata's hips and once she was astride him, she guided him into her cunt, the pale pink lips becoming flushed with more and more excitement as Kanata's spear pierced her gates and like a powerful ram pushed through and split Salta's entrance wide open, dragging a very, very humanlike scream from the Doll.
"S-Salta are you okay!?" Kanata cried, reaching for her in a panic.
Both myself and Clarissa moved swiftly, and we made sure to stick his hands between our legs, it felt good to rub his wrist against my cunt and feeling his hand on my butt. Clarissa began rubbing her own genitals against his hand and then came down, pulling his shirt up to reveal his chest to start licking his nipple.
That distracted Kanata long enough for Salta to adjust her position so she could start moving, her gushing cunt leaving streaks of shiny pussy juice on Kanata's huge shaft as she pulled herself up, then slamming back down again, crying out in pleasure, more humanlike than ever.
"Aghh, this isn't riight, we should- you should only do this, with, with your husband, I, ugh-"
"Then maybe you should marry us," Robina giggled, "wouldn't that make it all okay?"
"I- I-"
Robina stoppoed his protests by pulling her furry bra off of her left tit and then twisting her torso so she could shove the nipple into his mouth, and Kanata began sucking it by reflex.
While that was going on, I got up from his hand so I could change position, sitting back down directly on his hand to give him the ability to keep touching me, grinding a little against his hand while resting most of my weight, and especially my chest, on his naked thigh, diving in between his legs.
We had decided we would swap on orgasm, Kanata's orgasm of course, none of us expected him to be good at sex just yet after all... But that didn't mean that we couldn't make him cum faster to swap faster.
So as Salta bounced her tight body on Kanata's cock, I sought out his balls, his sack so swollen from a lack of release that it wasn't even slightly wrinkled, and then began licking his balls, the taste a little salty, but... quite nice actually... I didn't think I'd enjoy doing this but, it's... nice, the twitches I feel from his body, the hitch of his breathing...
I think I really like doing this actually. The taste is agreeable, and his reactions are just... too fun!
I continued to lick and suck and trying my hardest to get even more reactions, all the way until I felt them contract, and then I heard Salta scream once more, only a moment before a flood of cum erupted from the tight seal of her pussy lips, which I wasted no time in tasting. It's more than a little bitter, it tastes bad, really really bad, but it leaves a tingly sensation on my tongue and I just can't have enough of it.
The aftertaste is just- incredible. The more it fills my mouth the more the initial shock fades and the more I lick and drag into my mouth, the more it combines with the taste of his balls and the base of his shaft...
I can't have enough of it.
Unfortunately...
Clarissa shoves me and Salta out of the way.
Talk about bad luck, drawing the shortest straw... Still, we had time. I'd get to enjoy myself with Kanata... and until then, it was necessary to convince him that this was the right way to go.
