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Your Task is Heartwarming
🕑 Added 2025-08-09 04:38:53 +0000 UTCThe Console Patron Units, guardian deities of the world known as Gamindustri, were well known, beloved and famous figures. They were looked to as symbols and figures of the countries they looked after, they represented everything that was good, and true, and orderly, about the world.
They were, for lack of a better term, the idols that their nations worshipped.
And they needed to be seen as pure, untouchable, incorruptible... well, mostly anyway. They could get away with doing all sorts of wacky stuff, but really, the one thing absolutely none of them could be seen doing?
Being with a man.
Because as it turns out a lot of people and I do mean A LOT of people in their countries would get incredibly, world-endingly mad if they learned that their CPUs aren't pure angels that are saving themselves for them.
Lucky for the CPUs, they were able to find a solution to the problem of having needs that couldn't be fulfilled. Among the first to discover that solution was, of all people, Neptune. Through some interdimensional shenaniganery that involved an incredibly stupid use of an old console and asking an evil book fairy really nicely, a permanent portal was established.
A pocket dimension called the "Player's Room" was created, and there, away from all prying eyes, the CPUs could finally relax, and fulfill the one need that their worlds would not allow them to fulfill, on the basis that they were PG13 at the absolute most and even when they did get that one M rating it was because Nepgear went a little bit too stabhappy.
The player's room was a cozy place, with a soft bed, plenty of consoles and TVs both of the flat and CRT variety, a desk, a bookshelf filled with games, a couch set up in front of the TVs and a closet.
"And that's basically it."
Purple Heart was an unbelievably beautiful woman. She had the characteristic power symbol eyes of the CPUs, shining blue, extremely long purple hair tied back into a pair of braids that went all the way to her calves in length, and she had a dynamite body, with wide, child bearing hips, a generous chest and most important of all, an incredibly beautiful face, with slightly rounded features that were reminiscent of Neptune's own chubby cheeks.
"Okay, so, that explains how we're here, but not the why," the Player asked, putting his hands balled up into fists on his hips. "I mean I guess if you want someone to play games with-"
Purple Heart floated forward a little, then dropped to the ground. Her feet were covered in thigh high boots with really high heels, she obviously used her power to fly to balance in them. Her leotard was digging into her body from every side, it was practically painted on and it showed off just how sexy she really was.
The CPU raised an arm, sticking out a gloved finger, she had removed the clawed gauntlets that normally gave her a fierce appearance, then she lowered the hand with the finger stuck out and pointed directly at the player's crotch.
"As the amalgamation of all players of the Neptunia series who are over the age of majority in their country of residence," she said, "we've summoned you as a representative to engage in enthusiastically consensual sex," she said, "as we are both adults, both physically," she gestured at her body, "and chronologically," she added, moving her hand to her side and opening it, a hologram of her ID showed up, which detailed a birth date that put her as being well past the age of majority in any country on Earth.
"That is an extremely weird way to put it," the player pointed out.
"Well it's important, we don't want any uppity payment processor to decide we're doing something totally immoral," she explained, bringing her hands together. "I've been assured by the Basilicom lawyers that what we are doing is legal in almost every country in the world, except the most puritan theocracies, in which we are illegal anyway," Purple Heart said, throwing a double thumbs up.
"Wait, wait, aren't you supposed to be a super serious, dutiful and responsible woman as a contrast to the childish, lazy and irresponsible Neptune? You shouldn't be doing this sort of stuff."
Purple Heart stuck her left hand forward, "not at all!" she interrupted, bringing her right hand back to just in front of her cleavage, pointing her thumb at herself. "I am simply more adult, and you do not stop being yourself, even when you become a fully grown adult," she spoke. "Besides if you've met the version of me that grew up without being a CPU you know just how silly I can really get!"
"Okay that is fair," the player admitted. "So how do we do this?"
"Behold as I remove the Core of my processor unit, which is actually something we can do even if we can't have nude skins on our bodies anymore!" she remarked, as she was covered in a column of light and vaguely binary-looking code, then reappeared completely naked. She had very pretty light pink nipples, and a light tuft of purple hair right over her peachy pussy.
The CPU then put a hand on the player's chest and pushed him so he sat on the couch. His clothes disappeared and then reappeared in a messy pile beside the couch. "Did you unequip my clothes? You've still got access to game mechanics?"
"Don't ask questions, this is a lewd fanfic, just accept it," she said, as she stradled his legs on the couch, and reached with her soft CPU hand that had never known any other cock, soft and virginal fingers sliding along the length of the player's cock, ghosting along it with almost tentative touches. She bit her lip and looked down with a smile at the Player.
The player looked up just in time to be caught between Purple Heart's breasts. They weren't the massive gazongas sported by Green Heart, that was for sure, but they were a very satisfyingly large pair, and as his hands came up to grab them, proved to be sensitive, soft and very wonderful to knead and play with.
Moaning lewdly, Purple Heart adjusted her position so she could lead the Player's quickly hardening cock towards her pussy, rubbing first its rapidly growing length against the entrance to her pussy, then started pushing when it got hard enough that it could split them and rub against her wet, pink insides.
"O-Oh, this is..! Better than expected... Time to get that E for Explicit," she spoke, her giggle sounding a little out of place given how mature she looked, and then she sighed as she began to push herself down, taking in the Player's cock into her. "Ngngh... this is why... this is why I love erotic fanfic..." she moaned, tilting her head back and sticking out her chest.
The player didn't waste time, grabbing onto one breast with his right hand, sucking onto the other with his mouth, going all out to pleasure her chest.
"Ngnh... yeah... even though I'm a virgin... it feels so good... man I'm happy the author really likes us and wants us to enjoy ourselves," she mewled, hissing out as she felt a pleasant tingle, like electricity, coursing from her pussy all the way to her core, adding to the gathering pleasure as she began to rock her hips and shake her rear. "Ohh yes that's it, it's sliding right in..!"
Her goddess pussy was truly worthy of the moniker, it felt like an absolutely divine embrace, like the gates of heaven opened and accepted him inside, the kisses of a thousand angels smacking along the glans and shaft and caressing every last bit of his cock.
That was paradise.
And for Purple Heart, it was no less than infernal temptation, pleasure sufficient to cause a fall from grace, to succumb to chaos, pleasure so potent and mind bending that it caused her to, for a moment, forget that she was in an erotic fanfic, and instead, simply moaning out loud to announce to the world, she was feeling good.
"Oof, it's- all the way in..! Of course since you're a player, it's perfectly suited for me..."
She put her hands on his shoulders and then set her knees on the cushions, digging into them, and then starting to move, bouncing her booty on his hips, the movement causing him to unlatch from her breast, not that she wasted time, kissing him deeply.
Breaking the kiss, she moved her hand and taped his lips in the middle, preventing him from speak, just as he opened his mouth to do so.
"Heheh, you think I'd be pretty good at this, with all the yuri teasing Noire and I get up to," she said, "but we've not even done it once, what's up with that?"
Getting back into position, the goddess moaned as she jostled the cock still inside her, then began bouncing again, this time faster, more violently, pushing herself to the limit as her formerly virgin pussy was stretched by the cock of every player brought together into one mass of desire.
"Ah, yes..! I can feel it, I'm going to- I'm gonna cum!!" Purple Heart moaned. "Go ahead, cum, cum with me!! I want you to cum with me, cum inside me!!"
The Player groaned, his hands reaching for Neptune's plump behind, digging his fingers just a little, her yielding plump fat bottom hiding firm muscles underneath, grabbing her hard and then bucking his hips.
"RIGHT THEREE!" she screamed, as he hit her sweet spot, as if it was a hard reset button hidden deep beneath the outer casing of a console, wiping out her thoughts and memories for that brief instant and rebooting her into a world of nothing but sexual pleasure and orgasmic bliss.
She came like a freight train and the undulating, shaking and squeezing of her inner folds as she went wild was the final kick that pushed the Player into his own orgasm, as he came explosively inside her, flooding her divine womb with his cum.
Groaning and panting, the player settled back down and let Purple Heart rest on his body, as she clung to him, breathing heavily and twitching as the aftershocks of orgasm ran through her.
"Ohh... that was... amashin'~!" Purple Heart moaned. "18+ fanfic rooocks...."
She shuddered.
"Sorry Noire~ Our yuri yuri teasing is fun and all, but," she bit her lip and looked at the camera, throwing a peace sign, "oh, who are we kidding, if the voters will it we'll probably have a threesome next chapter, and you'll complain aaaall the way through it while demanding both our attention, you dang ol' tsundere you," she said, winking. "Please vote for us next time everyone, for ethical, consensual and perfectly sane sex between consenting adult CPUs and the humans who desire them!"
