Ryan Rimmel
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Sea Shanties
🕑 Added 2021-03-09 16:16:03 +0000 UTCWell, it seems to me that I have an opportunity with Nautical Noobs. How many badger related sea shanties can I muster. So far I have:
What can you do with a drunken badger?
Hey there that badger has come (to bring us violence, pain and gum...)
Note: Badgelor came to kick butt and chew bubblegum... he forgot the gum)
There once was a badger name Badgelor, who went to go sailing from shore to shore, and whenever it struck his fearsome mood... he'd go on out and eat everyone's food
So the question is what can I do to torture Johnathan by making him sing badger related sea shanties? Flip side, I usually try to use the rule of three in jokes and never break that (really, never *cough*) so I'm not including an unlimited number. But another chapter For Johnathan (again) might be in the works.
Comments
Catherine Wyckoff
How about a shanty about how Badgelor can’t float so he stears the boat with his tail. Or how he caught a big fish with his claws.
Christopher Legg
Badgelor came to kick butt and chew bubblegum... he forgot the gum (this made me chuckle) Sea Shanties would be funny, I am not sure how they would go as I don't know any, but if its also for a For Johnathan (again) chapter, then I seriously can't wait!
