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Pet Detective Chapter 3
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Chapter 3 Horny
Yusuke’s heart was racing so fast. What happened with his pets still fresh in his mind. ‘What have I gotten myself into?’
Knock Knock Knock
“I’m coming, I’m coming!” Yusuke snapped.
He wasn’t ready to answer the door, he was shirtless, his baggy pants were tenting from his erection seeking to break free. He also wasn’t ready for who was behind the door. “Kuwabara!?”
The orangette was there in a pizza delivery uniform, he had a red cap on and red pants, with a white t-shirt with the logo on the front. “Urameshi?” Kuwabara was equally stunned. He had heard Yusuke had moved after the fire, but hadn’t known where and it looks like he moved into his pizza route. ‘Oh fuck me…’
Yusuke blushed. The two hadn’t spoken since...it was complicated. Urameshi had to break an awkward slience. “What are you doing delivering pizza?”
“I got a job okay!” Kuwabara’s cheeks were burning, playing it off as embarrassment, but it wasn’t. He wasn’t used to seeing his rival so...exposed. Kazuma tried not to let his gaze drift too low, but he already saw Yusuke’s tent, and he kept wanting to stare at it.
To make matters worse, this whole scene was like something out of one of his favorite porn movies. “Do you always answer the door half naked?”
“Shut up...I was...in the shower…” A lie, Yusuke looked flushed but not wet, and judging from his boner he had interrupted...something...the more Kuwabara thought about it the more his blood rushed south.
“Whatever, you sure eat a lot, here are your pizzas.” Yusuke took the boxes.
“Hold on.” Yusuke went for his wallet and Kazuma eyed him, watching him move, marveling at his muscles and physique. He gulped and licked his lips.
Urameshi got some cash and handed it over. “What do you want for a tip?”
‘You!’ Kazuma thought, his whole face getting red.
“Kuwabara?”
“Ahahaha nothing no tip, I already got it thank you bye!” He ran off only to trip on the stairs. “I’m fine!”
“What’s with him?” Yusuke shut his door, seeing Kuwabara made him remember, his hand coming up to caress his lips. ‘I guess things would be a little weird after...that…’
He looked and saw Gon and Killua peeking around the corner. They were wearing Yusuke’s shirts and nothing else. Given their size difference they looked like boyfriend shirts. The image knocked Urameshi for a loop. ‘I swear these two are doing this on purpose!’
“Who was that Yusuke?” Gon asked.
“That was Kuwabara…” Yusuke set the table.
“Is he your mate or something?” Killua asked.
Urameshi nearly fell over at the blunt question. “No! He’s my…” He didn’t know what to call him.
Gon happily started digging into his pizza. “Mmm~ You seem to like him, and he likes you, I can tell!” He ran his thumb over his nose.
“It’s complicated.” The two were eagerly waiting for him to talk. “Eat your pizza before it gets cold, I’ll tell you.” Killua dug in.
Yusuke and Kuwabara were both punks, looked down on by most of the teachers at the school. Even though they were helping cleaning up the punk trash the teachers couldn’t deal with. It still bothered Yusuke he had helped save a girl from some pigs, and when they ran home crying to their parents, the parents called the school, and he was blamed, the girl didn’t even bother to vouch for him either. Both of them had similar backgrounds, though Kuwabara had a higher code of honor than Yusuke. They were always fighting, with Yusuke always kicking his ass and bodied him, but he always kept coming back.
When he died, he thought Kuwabara wouldn’t care that he was gone, but he cried, the big oaf cried for him. He kept calling for him, demanding he wake up and fight him. Kazuma was one of the reasons Yusuke came back to life.
As a ghost, he got to see a lot more of Kuwabara, a side to him he never knew. He also walked in on a rather...intimate dream Yusuke didn’t want to talk about. It was weird, it was almost as if Kazuma could sense him, as it turned out Kuwabara had latent spirit potential, he was able to see, sense, and hear ghosts.
He proved to be key to Yusuke’s revival as it was his kiss that brought him back to life. Kuwabara gave up his spirit power to save Yusuke. After that the two hadn’t seen each other until he saved Kuwabara’s kitten and kept him from being a possessed punk’s boy toy.
Yusuke finished his story and the boys had finished off all the pizza. “Gah!”
“Sounds like you two wanna mate, but aren’t on the same page!” Killua said, he wasn’t wrong. Yusuke knew about Kuwabara’s feelings/desire because of some dream walking, but he didn’t feel right acting on that since he learned via accident. Kuwabara manned up and kissed Yusuke bringing him back to life, but hasn’t expressed any feelings for the detective. He didn’t feel right making the first move, knowing something he wasn’t supposed to know, but Kuwabara was also thick so the two were just dancing around each other.
“I think master should make a move!” Gon chirped. “He deserves to be happy.” His tail wagged.
“Thanks guys, but if it’s in the cards it’ll work out.” Yusuke also wasn’t the best with dealing with his emotions. ‘It was much easier when we just fought it out.’ Kuwabara was one of the only guys who gave him a challenge.
Killua jumped and got into Yusuke’s lap. “We can help make you happy to!” His hands roamed over Yusuke’s muscles.
“Hey now!” He blushed. The neko gave the inu a look.
Gon scampered over and joined Killua in Yusuke’s lap. “I’d like that to, Master would make a great mate!” He nuzzled his neck.
‘Shit!’ Yusuke was feeling hot. The two were rubbing on him. Their hands were palming his bulge. ‘Fuck!’ They were kissing on him. “Whoa whoa whoa!”
“Did we do something wrong?” Gon asked.
“No…”
“Is it wrong that we like you like this?” His eyes were in full puppy mode.
“No!”
“Then you’ll play with us?” Yusuke couldn’t resist the puppy dog eyes.
“Yes…”
“Alright!” Killua and Gon high fived.
‘I think I just got played.’ He saw how happy they were and any anger he might have felt melted away. What could he do he had two horny demons as pets.
For demons sex was a bonding thing, mating was something deeper, more intimate. Something Yusuke would come to understand.
-x-Later that night-x-
Yusuke was sleeping, with Gon on his right, Killua on his left. “Hey Killua, you asleep?”
“Not yet, what’s up?” He could feel Yusuke was.
“Do you think master will keep us?”
Killua paused. “I don’t know…”
“Do you want him to?”
“Maybe…”
“If he mates us, we’ll be together forever!”
“True, but it might not be that easy. Our master is pretty thick.”
“Like Master said it’ll work out, if we’re good, make him happy, he’ll keep us and maybe some day even mate us!” Gon was grinning. It sounded so easy when he said it. Killua liked the idea, and sex might even loosen Yusuke up.
It was Gon’s nature to get attached to people, something that worked in his favor. It was Killua’s nature to keep a distance, to approach only he wished, so it scared him a little how much he wanted Yusuke. Different how he felt about Gon...if someone hurt Gon he’d kill them, but maybe he’d feel that way about Yusuke to one day.
They yawned and drifted off to sleep, cuddling up to Yusuke, the detective shifted and wrapped an arm around both of them, holding them close.
-x-
Kuwabara had a rough night, any time he had a minute to himself, the sexy scene of Urameshi flashed into his mind and stirred his loins. By the time he got home his balls were aching. After a meal and a shower he got into bed. ‘Fuck Urameshi!’ His penis wasn’t ready to sleep tonight.
He couldn’t help but imagine what he would do in that situation if he could. “Urameshi!” he grabbed his fat cock and raised his pajama top up to play with one of his nipples. “Urameshi!”
His hard worked his shaft, squeezing and pumping, making his heavy balls bounce. “Urameshi, Urameshi, Urameshi, Urameshi!” His heart raced, his mind seeking deeper into his pizza delivery fantasy.
Kazuma’s libido was young and strong, so even after the first orgasm, he was still raring to go. He collected some of his first release and used it as lube to play with his ass. “Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh!” Kuwabara had learned of this technique from a dirty movie he’d seen.
A few rubs of his sweet spot did him in and he erupted, making a mess of his abs and pecs. “Urameshi…” He brought his hand to his lips.
Kuwabara still remembered the kiss, he hadn’t thought the dreams he had were anything real. They weren’t the first he’s ever had of kissing the wild stud that was Yusuke Urameshi. He had almost been too late, but his kiss had revived him.
There was so much he wanted to say and do at the time, but he didn’t. ‘Damn it!’
-x-
Yusuke’s life with these horny pets began. He woke up to the two licking and sucking on his chest. “Gon! Killua!” He moaned.
“Let’s play master!” Gon lifted his shirt, showing off his hard cock.
“Play, play, play!” Killua lifted up his shirt and wiggled his hips, making his cock bounce and sway. Yusuke blushed.
“It’s too early for this!” Urameshi groaned
They dropped his pants and caused his morning erection to spring up. “Early is the perfect time.” The two moved down and brought their dicks to his, rubbing their lengths against him.
“Ohh fuck!” Yusuke groaned and bucked.
He had a front row seat as they humped against him, holding each other close and sharing a good morning kiss. ‘Fuck this is really hot!’ Yusuke blushed. Seeing the intimacy and passion between them. Gon’s tail was wagging happily, while Killua’s swayed eagerly.
Their hips rocked, keeping his dick trapped between them. He could feel them twitching, and his own cock was throbbing. “Master…” Gon moaned.
Killua was blushing. “Please...play with out butts!” Yusuke’s whole face burned, these two were so blunt with what they wanted, it was both surprising but oddly refreshing.
“Okay, okay, you asked for it!” He licked his fingers and brought them to their respective holes. The digits slipped in and the two moaned. He could feel their inner walls squeezing his digits, making his cock twitch in want.
Yusuke worked his fingers in and out of them, giving them a curl or a wiggle to spice things up. Their demon holes were lit up, pleasure bursting through them. He didn’t know about demon biology, but they were enjoying it so he went with his instincts, and he had good instincts. “Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh!”
Their excitement increased, and they rocked harder against Yusuke’s penis. Orgasms came, rocking the three. The trio were quite the mess, splashed in a mix of semen. Yusuke didn’t miss this show, as Gon and Killua used their tongues to clean up. “Let’s grab a shower.”
Off they went, the puppy and neko joining their master in the bathroom. He saw the arguing, the two grappling with each other over something. “Hey now, none of that.”
“But…” Yusuke shook his head.
“No buts, if you have an argument, you can settle it without fighting.” Urameshi wasn’t against fighting, and knew some disputes could only be settled by fighting. He just didn’t want them to trash the place again.
Killua crossed his arms. “How?” Fighting was how demons got things done in the demon world.
“We’ll do it like this.” Yusuke taught them about Janken (Rock, Paper, Scissors). It was simple enough to understand. He tossed their wrecked clothes in the hamper to be washed.
When he turned back around the two were playing, and Killua won. Once they got in the shower Yusuke learned what he won, his dick! Killua got to enjoy Yusuke’s cock, while Gon licked his balls.
If this is how his mornings were gonna be, he could get used to this.
Killua’s hands rested on his hips, while Gon played with their demon cocks. The kitty got his milk, while the demon pair came and their essence was washed away. “Next time I’ll win!” Gon said excitedly.
“Do your best!” Yusuke panted. He washed their hair, before tending to himself. Gon seemed happy to get lathered up, while Killua was more diligent and focused on being clean.
They finished washing and as soon as they stepped out. Shake shake shake! Gon shook himself dry dousing the other two. Yusuke and Killua had a shared annoyed look. “Sorry…” Gon was quickly forgiven, they couldn’t stay mad over the dog demon.
He had the two dried and dressed properly before he started breakfast for them. Botan arrived shortly after that. She was here for more detective training. “Can we come too!” Gon asked.
“Can we?” Killua wondered.
“I um…” Yusuke looked to Botan.
“Sure, they are demons, training with them will help you get a feel for battling other demons.”
“We can train together!” Gon was ecstatic giving Yusuke a feel for a dog who was excited and heard he was going for a walk. “Yay!”
Killua was eager for some exercise. The trio went to the park, where Botan put up a barrier so they wouldn’t catch unwanted attention.
Yusuke was able to tell the two had their own unique fighting styles. Killua seemed to value speed while Gon valued power. Both were incredibly agile, Killua was very calculating and crafty in combat, while Gon was more straight forward and direct.
They had a blast, and Yusuke learned a lot from battling them.
-x-
Kuwabara groaned, grabbing a shower, and coming for breakfast. Smack! His sister smacked him upside the head. “Oww what was that for?”
“You are hopeless you know that?” Shizuru Kuwabara, Kazuma’s older sister. “Pining over someone like that, be a man and confess to them.”
Kuwabara blushed. She must have heard him moaning last night. How embarrassing. “Lay off…”
“You were a wreck when you thought he died, it’s a good thing he was just in a coma.” This was the story the world believed. “The boy who came back from the dead” would make headlines. Koenma worked some magic and all people knew was Yusuke hadn’t died just got knocked into a coma. It was easy to adjust the memories. “If you love him, you should tell him.”
“I can’t!” Kazuma snapped. His body shook. “He...he has a girlfriend already…”
To be continued...The Three Demons
