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Another fairly p*rny T'au
🕑 Added 2021-03-01 20:47:05 +0000 UTCHey all,
So we finally return to the wonderful nightmarish hellscape of a setting that is WH40K and my effort in making it a little bit less of one by making it so that at least it's full of big tiddy bimbos.
With this upload you may also, if you remember the previous ones at least, a pattern arising. See, since humanity is the "main" faction, and the one this mad universe is mostly presented through, there is a rather enormous amount of human content for me to lewdify, and decidedly less so for any other single faction. For now at least. So I've decided to upload a human gal, then an alien, than human again, and alien, human, alien, yada yada yada, you get the idea.
So, back to the T'au it seems, last we saw one we left off with a brief description of the caste system, and we put the spotlight on one of the five. So now seems a good time to aim those beams over to another. Water caste this time.
The water caste of the T'au are taller, more graceful, and altogether more pleasant looking to the majority of other races compared to the fire caste, so despite the relative common sight of the latter, it is the water caste that most often take up diplomatic roles in their empire. They are often merchants, bureaucrats, diplomats, and ambassadors, and as such are most commonly sent out to meet other factions first in a naive attempt to deal or reason with them. This has made many a water caste diplomat the victim to all kinds of all kinds of horror, and pain, most often leading to their swift (or not so swift) untimely death.
Fun story, the T'au decided to try some diplomacy with the Dark Eldar once...
Once.
since then there has been a strict "do not attempt diplomacy with the Dark Eldar" policy in effect, and I suppose we'll find out why that decision was made once it comes to their turn to be lewded up by yours truly.
And seeing as how the go-to response for any human on meeting any filthy xeno is to promptly execute the bastard yet there is no such policy in play for the T'au in dealing with the imperium, that says a lot about the Dark Eldar and whatever unspeakable things they did to that poor first water caste diplomat.
Anyhow, the T'au have wizened up a bit more concerning attempting diplomacy with... anyone really, so let's hope this particularly beautiful example of a water caste female doesn't meet too horrible a fate... Or perhaps she might be able to use her body to convince them to not... murder her horribly. It does explain the choice of dress.
Hnmm, very dark still, but hey, this is 40K. It's in the setting's catchphrase.
Outside of misguided attempts at reasoning with the other factions, the water caste, thanks to their diplomatic chops, linguistic skills, and generally pleasant looks often put them in high government positions, taking up the role of leaders in the absence of any Ethereals, the true leader caste of the T'au, and of course any fire caste generals for the battlefield, though technically there would be nothing stopping a water caste from taking up the role of tactician if they were particularly combat-minded.
But that probably wouldn't happen in T'au society because combat and battle is for the fire caste, not the water caste, and their caste system is very rigid.
SoCarter out.
