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A fairly p*rny banshee
🕑 Added 2021-05-01 10:59:09 +0000 UTCHey all,
So after the promise of more additions to old pieces this week we are, of course, again facing delays. I'm not entirely feeling too hot this week, and though I am not sure, I have a sneaking suspicion it's "the thing", the big health thing I've alluded to in the past, yeah, it might be flaring up again.
Luckily, I'm visiting the hospital for my routine checkup next week, normally I'd call the hospital but since I'm going there so soon anyway Imma wait it out a few days. If this worries you, don't. In practice for me it means going back to higher doses of stronger meds, which might affect my energy levels and as such, my output for the future. But we'll see what the future holds in store for us.
Who knows, I might even one day tell you guys what exactly is wrong with me ;p
For now, this is but a tentative warning for future content (or the lack thereof).
Now onto the meat of this upload, 40K. This time with another Eldar.
This busty redhead up there, is known as a Howling Banshee.
Now a thing about the Eldar is that they are a highly psychic race, and every individual has psychic powers. But ever since the whole "we graped a hermaphroditic dismembermentdrugssex god into existence who now owns our souls and will murdergrape us for eternity in the afterlife on our death" dealio the way they used their psychic powers, and lived their entire lives, kind of changed, drastically so.
Where in the past they would devote their lives living out their pleasures and hedonistic fantasies, now the Eldar would suppress those urges and devote themselves to a single cause, known as "paths". This is done to ground themselves and to try to avoid the attention of "that thing" and his/her daemons. Now since Eldar live for very long, they can switch paths once they have mastered all the aspects of one, to you know, keep themselves busy and keep avoiding barbed daemon cocks. Most of these paths do not make use of their innate psychic abilities, so most Eldar, despite having the technical capability, are not practicing psykers.
The howling banshees are an aspect of the "path of the warrior". This path is pretty self-evident, those who choose to tread this path devote themselves to warfare and martial prowess. It's composed of innumerable aspects or ehm... flavours of fighting, so to speak, but there's a couple of main ones you are likely to come across on a battlefield. The howling Banshees, uniquely among the big famous aspects, are almost entirely composed of women, though I don't think there is an official rule that states men can't join. Luckily for them Eldar are pretty androgynous so the outfit should still fit regardless. And no, the canon version isn't quite as skimpy as that, but it is funny to think about.
Howling Banshees are close combat specialists, preferring speed and swiftness over raw power, and one of the most feared of all aspects, and though she's not wearing it now, part of her helmet is a vocal amplifier that turns her war cry into a deafening psychic scream that can really mess you up before she's even gotten to you, hence the name. Neat right?
So make sure they take those things off before you bed them, lest her moans rip the skin off your face, which I would guess would make the entire process a lot less pleasurable.
Socarter out.
