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The Chess Coach: Basics First, Boy
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You asked your nerdy friend to teach you chess. Unsatisfied with your progress under his teaching, you started looking up YouTube tutorials. He catches you playing a tactic he didn't teach you, so now this nerd is going to turn the tables on you...you didn't think it was that obvious you were into him, but apparently he decides he can use your dick to motivate you to think your moves through...
Chess Terms used:
Pin: A piece is pinned if moving it would allow another piece to be taken. Pieced pinned to a King cannot be legally moved, since a player cannot voluntarily place theirself in check.
Blunder: A move that results in losing a piece for no valuable gain
Fork: When a single piece threatens two of an opponent's pieces and they can only save one. Knights are especially effective at forking pieces.
Skewer: When a piece threatens to take an opponent's piece, but a more valuable piece can be taken if the threatened piece is moved. Pieces with a long range, such as Bishops, Rooks, and Queens are effective at skewers.
Development: Developed pieces are major pieces (Knights, Bishops, Rooks, and Queens) that have been moved from their starting position and are now "in the game." Development as a whole is the strategy for bringing out major pieces.
Elo: The numerical ranking system for chess. The higher your Elo, the more skilled the player.
Caro Kann: An opening defense when playing with the black pieces that begins with moving a pawn one space on C6, usually followed by moving a pawn two spaces on D5. The goal is to get a superior pawn structure, at the cost of letting the other played gain initiative.
The Cow: An opening created by popular chess content creator Anna Cramling. This opening consists of moving the King and Queen's Pawn one square each (to E3 and D3 respectively) then developing both Knights towards the side of the board, taking two moves each. While viable, it's considered a slow and passive opening. Cramling herself treats it as something of a meme, and other chess content creators have made a running joke of sorts about shit talking it, just as our chess coach does.
Scholar's Mate: A sequence of moves at the beginning of the game when playing with the white pieces. When played correctly, this will result in a checkmate in just four moves by moving out your light square Bishop and Queen early, exploiting a diagonal on the King's side. The name "Scholar's Mate" is widely believed to be ironic, as most players past a beginner level can recognize it and defend against it easily. A successful defense results in a significant advantage in position and development for the player with the black pieces, so this is commonly considered a trick that only works on beginners.
Comments
butmaybeyes
"You don't know shit about chess." <- such a realistic attitude tho
danica vasic
i RAN as soon as i got the notification istg (love this character tbh 🤭)
