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Zane's Property Was Vandalized By This Person.. (early access)
🕑 Added 2024-10-09 01:40:06 +0000 UTCWelcome back to another episode of Basically Unfiltered! Today, the gang cover all sorts of topics. From Nikocado Avocado, to batteries exploding, to Zane’s new lawsuit against his water delivery company. They take a trip down memory lane and reminisce on their favorite kid school lunches, and their senior year pranks. Stay tuned every Tuesday for a new early access episode of your fave podcast!!
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Justine Gomez
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tesla
THEY DID IT IM SCREAMING
Braylee
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Braylee
THE WHITE PUDDING HEATH YES I FEEL YOU SO GOODDDD😭😭😭😭
Stephanie Ray
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Bianca 💖
Wood cutting boards ARE NOT BETTER OMGGGG
Katie Conley
🦶🏻🦶🏻🦶🏻🦶🏻🦶🏻
Sierra Salgado
Omg yall should be the power puff girls and remi should be their dad
Tabitha Ford
🦶🏾🦶🏾🦶🏾🦶🏾🦶🏾🦶🏾
Michelle Renee’
100% do a video of the Amazon packages!
Mackenzie Forman
58:08 my fiancé has that happen to his pinky toes all the time!!
Lisette
58:13 I HAVE THE SAME THING WITH MY PINKY AND I NEVER KNOW WHY IT GROWS BACK THE EXACT SAME WAY
Amber Nilhas
You guys should be the Mystery gang! Alisha - Daphne Heath - Fred Remi - Velma Zane - Shaggy Rosie - Scooby Doo
Anna
I do get what you’re saying, however they’re just joking. They’re not bashing parents for giving it to their kids. They’re not saying it’s cheap only poor people get it and poor people are drinking cancer. It’s called ✨ jokes✨
KMB123
🚨🚨🚨🚨 Guys they’re not discontinuing the capri sun pouches!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katie
DO SCOOBY DOO FOR HALLOWEEN
jailynn simpson
You’re right no one is allowed to make a joke anymore wrap it up comedy is over
Carly
Omg remi talking about the paper cuts😭 I haaaaate them, they give me the creeps
Kasey
Hey yall just an update on caprisuns they are absolutely not discontinuing the pouches 🫶🏻
jessie
They said and I quote " that shots made out of cancer, then mockingly " let's give it to our babies" .... it's distasteful as someone who supports this Patreon and a "fan" for them to MAKE FUN OF parents giving kids caprisuns... they even said it their cheap ... they make them cheap and poorly with cancer so the poor parents and kids who can't afford anything else CANCER... a system made to kill the poor AND HEATH AND REMY WAS LAUGHING . Girl bye it's distasteful as fuck
Maday
Well the thing is there’s microplastics in everything even water bottles, I don’t think they were bashing anyone for drinking that, they drank it too as kids and they even said they love capri sun and love the pouches but the reality is there is microplastics in everything and many drinks aren’t made with great ingredients I think they were just speaking on that reality and how most of us drank it since a young age or give it to our kids
Jillian Starke
Why is 54:34 my favorite remi moment ever 💀💀💀
Tafani Beauty
Mexican pizza is SO Florida 😂
Emma Jean
my brother works at amazon delivering packages and he told me he routinely takes left turns. kinda sad for him. hope he gets well soon
Riley
be teletubbies or total drama island , or cheetah girlss for Halloween !!:)
Ang Wilson
i remember somone SMASHED an ice cream sandwich on my dads car before had work he was LIVIDDDDF
Melissa Neal
🦶🏼🦶🏼🦶🏼🦶🏼🦶🏼🦶🏼
Melissa Neal
But dude tossed that package onto the porch. 😂
Melissa Neal
Menopause SUCKS! It’s way more than not getting your period. You think you’re hot now, 🔥🥵 and so much more.
Aashna Nowlakha
OH MY GOD HEATH I HAVE THAT TOE THING TOO ITS SOOO PAINFUL. ESPECIALLY WHEN UR IN BED READY TO SLEEP 💀💀
Lexi
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Sarah
One year the seniors baby oiled all the stairwells so no one could get up/down stairs I live around the Amish and one year someone disassembled a buggy and reassembled it on top of the high school
Taylor
Power Rangers for Halloween could be fun
jessie
Ooop found it distaste to say people are feeding their babies micro plastics if they use caprisuns... everyone doesn't make videos for a living on Patreon and make money... that's all some can afford and to shit talk a parent for giving their baby a drink that that's maybe all the food pantry was giving out? And to think y'all want kids .. pray they aren't spoiled out of touch LA kids... no matter where you love that nasty mindset travels.
jessie
Shoutout the editing making the sign shake lived that touch
Morgan Wells
My school took a cow from the farm down the street and put it on the high school roof!
Mister_gruesome
Scooby doo gang for halloween
Han
when he laughed like spongebob i lost it lol
Meg
Heath girl you are so fucking funny in this episode AHHHHH like duh everyone was amazing this episode like the conversation just flowed soooo well this ep! But Heath! I’m dying!
Axel Barron
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Rosa
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Tierra Begay
SHREK
Shana Martin
No way!!! Remi talked about the capital one building in my city of Lake Charles, Louisiana! It was damaged after 2 hurricanes in 2020 that came a month or so apart. I live like 3 miles (15 mins) away from the building and I could feel my house shake and hear the boom.
Andrew Stapleton
Paper cut story. I was in school with my head down in the morning and when a student was going around the room passing out a sheet of paper with math problems on it they were holding the paper at an angle near me and when I got my head up to grab the paper it went into my right eye and gave me a paper cut across my eyeball. Luckily it wasn't deep enough to cause a real problem but it still hurt like a truck lol.
Natty 💕
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Jessica
As someone who had skin removal surgery, I can say that is the most painful surgery I’ve ever had in my life. I lost 150 pounds and unfortunately your skin will never bounce back like it was before. A lot of people don’t realize they need to do muscle repair, when you are weight in some areas, the muscles might separate. Was totally worth it but oh good God the pain was hell.
Aashna Nowlakha
is the red shirt guy the same as the shape selfie guy in 2014? gives the same vibe
Kaitlyn
A local highschool by me made the news! A group of senior boys set up a fake pool in the entryway of the school. Left it filling over night and flooded the school. Ended up getting charges pressed on them and having to pay to fix the school!
Melody Te
HOLD MY POODLE had me cackling
Maria
Heath you should come to Auburn, AL! We roll our oak trees on campus after winning a sporting event and it looks like it snowed after (sanctioned rolling)
Kristina Akin
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Lianna Palko-DiStefano
THANK YOU REMI. YES YES PAPERCUTS ARE ACTUALLY SATAN
Emily
"I love talking about food" girl same 😂💀
Sam Espino
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Audra
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Lau
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Caitlin Vollmer
My high school did the numbering the chickens for our prank and we filled the hallways with hay and had a bunch of other animals, we also put our school on Zillow😅
Cynthia Tellez
THE SIGN EDIT HAHAHA
V V
lol I feel like Zane would be Mojo Dojo
Steven Torres
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Ashleigh
Just so yall know… the capri sun thing is a false rumor 😂💕
Marlynn Garcia
for halloween do GROWN UPS costumes
Jo
Include Mariah and Jordan and be the characters from Recess!
Lacey Horinek
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Velia Murillo
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Vanessa Miller
NGL! Scooby doo gang costumes for ya’ll #epic 🫡
Beth
You guys should be the mystery inc gang.
Vanessa Miller
Andropause- men menopause. Symptomatic to MENOPAUSE.
Jess
I love yall but I had to say goodbye at the paper cut
Natalie Robinson
Lunchables were SO expensive back then they’re a dollar now 😭
madison barron
I ALSO DO THE THROAT CLICKING THING ZANE!! my bf & family hates it lmao
valeria
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Gianna
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Lauree Ricks
OMG I literally just cancelled our Primo water service. We were getting the spring water in glass bottles like you. After 6 months of delivery issues I finally cancelled. That ish is too expensive to screw up EVERY SINGLE DELIVERY! But I hope you have better luck lol
Jada
fellow Louisianan here and I can confirm
Jada
funny y'all got on the subject of "teepeeing" we call it "rolling" where I'm from and we always do it on homecoming week. it is currently homecoming week and our house is rolled front and back yard lmao
Christina Seabock
Scooby doo gang would be perf
Renae Hendricks
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Andrea horta
I died with Zane mocking remi in the beginning. It was so funny cause I too have high T I could relate lol
Em
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Megan M
Kiss as a Halloween costume
Lindsley Bossen
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Ava Garcia Duran
the spongbob laugh had me dead 😭
Ashleigh
I genuinely use the ear scratching hack 😂 my whole family on my moms side does it
Lisette Herrera
The way that I make that exact sound that Zane makes scratching the inside of his ear 😫😂
Marieliz PR
omg that whole nail situation is so relatable because while i dont really get hangnails, both of my big toes get ingrown, so whenever i stub my toes, its game over. currently dealing with one rn and it hurts so bad just applying the smallest amount of pressure.
Renabette
The way I could talk so long about cafeteria food from my childhood lmao
Linda Upton
Or mojojojo LOL
Linda Upton
“IM THE PINK ONE” 👹🤣🤣
Shiloh Bowen
Zane’s hair last ep: 🍜 Zane’s hair this ep: 💅🏻
Shiloh Bowen
Heath it’s probably from stubbing it as a kid, you basically split your pink toe ! Don’t pull but just cut it down, it will be there forever
heath
Canada has red dye 40 too
Kaylee
Halloween you could do Winnie the pooh characters!
drey
please be the power puff gorls & then heath can be the professor.
Jane Bell
I do it too!🤭
Addy
For Halloween you guys should be the group from the hangover
Jane Bell
I feel like with the health stuff, maybe stop eating meat and processed stuff..or even get local pasture raised, grass fed, organic whole foods/meats etc. If you don't want to eliminate it...doctors won't tell you it's a diet/lifestyle thing because they make so much money on people getting sick & all they are taught is to prescribe chemical "medicines" that cause other issues in the end. Pretty much just bandaid solutions...also look into herbal medicines for your guys' specific ailments.. the Earth has provided us with everything we need in a natural form.. I just don't love seeing anyone suffer or their health decline, especially at such young ages...I know from experience as well. I had so much wrong but drs did nothing, I was on so many meds and felt like a zombie, nothing helped. After doing MY OWN research into natural healing I was able to heal & no longer need any prescriptions. Just saying. Wishing you all the most healing.🤍
Alyzé Gauna
Remi:Velma Alisha:Daphne Zayn:Fred Heath:Shaggy Jordan:Scooby
Emma Almeida
Zane is the only person i’ve encountered in my 24 yrs of life that also scratches his ears from the inside of their mouth… i feel so seen
Samantha Howe
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Lercy (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
heath is so real bc those pizzas were soooo good
David Landeros
I relate to Mariah with the school lunches 😭 always had a full blown homemade dish and I’d feel so embarrassed lol but love my mom sm for that now
beatrice
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AO
That and School of Rock 😂
Stephanie Murphy
I NEED THE SHIRT REM IS WEARING 😍
Lo Ashley
Sleeping, didn’t get the memo. Is my new line due to my negligence for anything moving forward.
Georgia H
yall should do the powerpuff girls and heath be professor utonium
Marcella Elizabeth
So one time I had this pain in my toe. And I heard someone found a piece of hair in theirs, so I looked at mine and found a tiny piece if hair in my toe, so crazy
Bailey Dunkin
👣 I’m cackling. I love you guys! 😂😂
Rachel Dewson
Remi!!! You’re the other person I’ve seen that has noticed the panda head thing with nikocado and Stephanie soo! So creepy lmao
Victoria Ancira
I tried those coke oreos they were like minty 😂 I'm not a soda drinker so maybe that's why
Erica Rankin
Jeremy Meeks had a wife & kids who held him down for years while he was in jail..he got famous and either left or cheated on her by dating a billionaires daughter & got her pregnant! I remember him only bc of Wendy Williams roasting him for that.
Kylie Maples
“You know I’m quirky” I died
Cass N
Heath with the pool hopping and getting caught cuz that most definitely happened to me🤣🤣
Angela
I need to know where remi and Alisha got their shirts from 🥹🦶🏼
Angela
Me screaming the whole beginning of this video begging someone to bring up Stephanie Soo because nikacadoavocado deserves NO praise lol
Cass N
Did anybody ever fork a house or got forked? 🤣
Cass N
The class before mine did senior prank of pouring baby oil on all the staircases in the school and got in TROUBLE because some kids and teachers got hurt (obvi) and then our class got threatened that if we did senior pranks that we wouldn’t graduate
Cass N
I’m a young mom of 2 before the age of 24 and def bounce back faster but it is different for every woman and their bodies. My honest opinion is that core engagement becomes harder after multiple pregnancies. I’m dealing with that now on my weight loss journey for my wedding
Hav
Hahahahah love you Heath but men definitely do not go through menopause—but they may go through andropause!
Macy Burton
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Nicole Cooney
Costume idea scooby doo
k cri
You guys laughing at Oreo flavored Coke but I actually had one the other day
McKenna
🦶loved it!!!
kayla
STEPAHNIE SOO MENTION!!!!!!
valeria velazquez
remi!!! where is your top from omgggg i’m OBSESSED!
Ira🦀
guys can I somehow download this episode? or is there no option? would love to watch it later in the train 🥺
Savannah
Speaking on the senior prank portion of the video. I remember a couple years before it was my senior year. We had this creepy ass dude that worked for the school. He basically just drove around on a golf cart during lunches making sure freshmen didn’t go off campus because it wasn’t allowed for them to go off-campus due to, so many accidents happening. So he basically just did that and then made sure kids weren’t breaking school dress code. But he was a complete pervert, and a lot of the kids knew about it, but none of the teachers or the principal would do anything so for one of the senior pranks all the seniors took his golf cart and took it apart piece by piece and threw it in the high school pool. All the students loved it, but the school ended up banning senior pranks for a few years after that. and he still worked for the school many years afterwards so I don’t know what to say about that part other than public school systems are fucked.
Janice Kim
"More than a woman should" "hold my poodle" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣 period 🤣🤣🤣
Mathew D
I love how Heath constantly references white chicks that's one of my favorite movies
sami girl🩷
yess!! thatd be so good
sami girl🩷
ding dong ditching them would be super cool!😂 harmless but still a good prank
sami girl🩷
🦶🏼😂 hands down best subscription i’ve ever spent money on❤️ constantly making me actually laugh out loud
Aleadra Grossi
You guys should gift random people basically unfiltered merch/pr boxes!!👀😭🥲
Maday
Oh my God ouch!! 😖
Zariah Leyva
We weren’t allowed to do senior pranks either bc the seniors a couple years before my class accidentally killed the Spanish teacher’s fish 😬
Gisselle Martinez
Omg just a thought for a team bonding ik Heath a sober king but how much fun would it be for y’all to go to a police station when they are testing the officers to suspect drunk drivers and you guys drink at the station and do dui test
Lil✨💌🎞️
remi should do a main channel vid being zanes chef for a week,, GET THAT PROTEIN BABYYY
Terralyn Adams
Hilarious 🦶🤣
Aubree Lowell
heath i puss-scribe you a dr to get those toes checked
JB
HEATH I HAVE THE SAME ISSUE W MY TOE NAIL LMFAO IVE NEVER HEARD ANYONE ELSE SPEAK ABOUT THIS
Sophia
Yallll, do I have a senior prank story for you guys. So I was a freshmen & the seniors camped out in front of the high school the night of their senior prank. Their plan was to replace the school flag with something ridiculous and inappropriate (can’t remember what it was) as the prank. So they were drinking and all of that the night of and before they went to go change out the school flag. Well, the guy who climbed up the flagpole ended up getting his appendage 🍆 stuck & ended up ripping his penis in half like a split hot dog (from the description I was told lmao). 😭😭😭 From that point on, senior pranks were banned at our school.😪
Amber Rocha
the school lunch talk had me googling the breakfast pizza i used to eat and found a GOLD MINE for school lunch food (found the mexican pizza lmao)
Kylie Ogden
Hear me out: a bonus video where you go try the Krabby Patty Meal from Wendy’s 🍔
Maday
Hope you and your loved ones are ok 🫶🏻
Maday
🦶🏻♥️ hopefully the nail stops hurting Heath
Emma B
This video was hilarious omg
Maday
DO YOU WANNA PLAY MARCO POLO?? DO YOU WANNA PLAY MERMAIDS?!?! IM THE PINK ONE!!! 😂😂😂😂
Leo Gomez
🦶🏻🦶🏻🦶🏻
eileen
i’m 9 months pregnant actually due in 9 days and you couldn’t tell i was pregnant till like month 7 and now my belly is huge , somehow i don’t have any stretch marks but i do think about if my belly will go back to normal after because it happened so fast 🤷♀️
Maday
😂😂
Jaydee
Great episode guys! I laughed so hard, got me snort laughing 🤣 Pleaseeeee take heath to one of those storage unit wars!!!!
Lula Frey
heath you might have an ingrown toenail. cutting into the side of your toenails can cause the nail to grow into the skin at a weird angle. especially if your nails are naturally curved. whatever you do, DONT go get a pedicure if you feel like you have an injury/wound/sore of any kind. Bacitracin or Neosporin work well, so does soaking in clean hot water. of course, doctors will know best but just a thought 🦶
Ashley
Neeeeed a Mexican pizza!
Nicole
Another Great Episode 🙌💜😂🦶
Dana Settles
47:57 zane called heath matt😭😂😭
Staci Mcdonald
Alisha “I remember the hotdog” 🤣After that casco story, we know you love a good hotdog.
Dana Settles
HEATH!!!! MEXICAN SCHOOL PIZZA LINK TO BUY: https://www.schwansfoodservice.com/buy-now/
qabas aljanabi
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Maday
It’s one of those ink box temporary ones
Mia
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mckenna aloisio
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mckenna aloisio
yes!!!
mckenna aloisio
in south louisiana, for high school homecoming week, it’s a tradition to “go out” at night and tp your other classmates houses. also, the lowerclassmen would “get got” by the upper classmen and basically that means you’d get chased and covered with whatever gross concoction they could throw on you. mustard, eggs, etc. you’d come home and get hosed off before going back in 😂 yall stories seemed so innocent compared to what our parents would allow and drive us around to do as tradition
Makayla Meise
HOLD MY POODLE LMFAOO
Nicole
Do SpongeBob!
Maday
BU costume ideas 🤗 Scooby do Zane (fred) Heath(shaggy) Alisha(daphne) Remi(velma) Mariah and Cal can be Scooby, ghosts or the masked bad guys SHREK Zane(shrek) Heath(donkey) Alisha(fiona) Remi(fairy godmother) Cal(prince charming) Mariah(dragon) Other group characters options: Toy Story Grease movie Game of thrones Wizard of oz Alice in wonderland Teen titans The Addams family F.r.i.e.n.d.s. Austin powers Peter Pan X men Guardians of the galaxy Mario kart
Issy ✨📸
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tesla
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Abi Cecile
Omg Heath unlocked a vivid memory of Lunchables All Stars, holy crap 😂😂😂
tesla
Do you wanna play mermaids 🧜🏻♀️
Rileyspangler23
Did Remi get a tattoo????
Maday
THANKYOU MARIAH♥️
Carmen Lopez
KID CUISINE !!! Fully unlocked a whole era in my brain
tesla
bagged milk is criminal and I stand by that 😂
Maday
We both have eyes 😂
tesla
take a shot every time zane says glass 😂
Averi Aldridge
I’m livingggg for this Patreon!!!
tesla
can y’all be the cheetah girls for halloween please
Emily Wagner Betros
I love when a new episode drops early🫶🫶🫶
tesla
heath’s knowledge of spongebob characters is impressive low key 😂
Lisa
omg….zane you have thee best personality ever!!! 🥹🤣
Mimike Dolezal
yay guys
Pooja Patel
Perfect content to get my mind off the hurricane 🫶🏽
Belle B
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Maday
YAAAAAAAAY🎉🎉🎉
KZyyyy
I’ve been refreshing all day thank youuuu😭🩷
Tara Runkle
This is worth every penny 😂😭 I needed a laugh rn!!!🫶🏻
Lisa
bless!! 👏🏻👏🏻
April Montisci ♡
hehe yayyy
tesla
“you both have eyes” 💀
Emma Wilburn
right in time for my nighttime routine 😌😌
QuinnMae
My hoodie is on its way!!!
Jennifer Rodriguez
I never been this early 😭🤣
Lo
earlyy
Lisbeth Sumano 🦋
Why are the podcast episodes so short 😭😭 pls I beg make it 2hours and 30 mins 😭😭🙏🏼🙏🏼
Kenna
yayyy
Sabina Cirstoiu
Heyyy
mikayla b
Yessssss I have been waiting so long I feels like my besties💕
Jocelyn
Best day ever
