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Constellation, Episode 55 | Thrifting, Brand Loyalty, Legends, UAP Update

🕑 Added 2024-01-22 17:00:14 +0000 UTC

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Tyler Lindbeck

426 chemicals in THC. That's were it came from stoners made it 420 it sounds cooler. From Tyler L

Glen Yelenovic

Jaffe total trumped all dad jokes with the dog/gasoline joke

Glen Yelenovic

Jaffe needs the red zone channel. No commercials and you get to see multiple games at once. They bounce between all the games and show the exciting segments

Kevin Cooper

Head & Shoulders shampoo doesn't really "cure" or remove dandruff; all it does is put a coating of shellac on your scalp so that the dandruff can no longer flake off. I nixed that shit from my life eons ago once I found that out.

Adam Barnes

Wasn’t Lil Kim where i grew up, that rumour was about Rod Stewart haha

Tanner Denso

Toyota for cars, Costco for gas, Vuori for athletic/leisure wear, modern times for craft beer, Crystal Geyser for water (1 gallon bottles), Samsung for TVs, Bose or JBL for sound systems or headphones.

Mysterious (xo) Narrator

I grew up around the world traveling, I find it odd that a rumor about the rapper lil Kim where she had to get her stomach pumped from swallowing too much semen sprad to many places I been. Also I LOVE the alien/UFO topic squeezed in the end. It is very fascinating.

Brandon Garvin

Mouth wash with alcohol is actually bad for your gums. It causes recession and bleeding. I switched to Act mouthwash which has no alcohol, and it’s fantastic. Also, because no one asked, Coke is superior to any other cola, especially Diet Coke. The worst question is “is Pepsi okay?”

T V

Not sure if I said it here or elsewhere but when you guys brought up the legends portion, there was a girl that I went to school with that drunkenly “used” some kielbasa and oddly enough at another time ..apparently spoons.. I used to sit with her on lunch in the library because we had that option to either have lunch in the cafeteria or take a study in the library.. yeah we used to sit together, having had heard it weeks prior, I had to ask her just to get it out-of-the-way.. probably shouldn’t have because I think it damaged any kind of friendship we may have had, as she confirmed both situations had occurred and that she was really drunk when she did it, it seemed very shameful to her… we rarely sat together after that for the remaining portion of that quarter, but we still talked a little bit.. later on about a few years after high school, she ended up dating one of my friends, to which he couldn’t believe any of the stories, but he had heard of them.. and I honestly didn’t want to break his heart since he seemed to care for her, even though that was short-lived. I had seen her at one of the local bars of about 10 years ago, and she seemed to be doing pretty well for herself.. as long as no one probably brings up the past. The timing in high school may be off a little bit, but it was just so shocking to even think it was a thing.

Markeus

Bro, there was this one kid in school that had the reputation across numerous towns of having fucked a dog. For years everyone knew this story . It was false

Mangustinho

I grew up in Alabama - my mom told me a long time ago about the Catman Road in Gulf Shores. There were fireside stories told about a mysterious...well...Catman that would terrorize couples making out. It was a quiet side road in an unlit, marshy area. The cat man would lure one of the teens out of the car [insert horror exposition], then leave their head on top of the car for the other teen to find.

PapercutClitSlitter

Mick West's video debunking the jellyfish is all you need. It's also extremely telling that the ONE part of the alleged video that would actually offer some form of compelling evidence (the part where it apparently goes into water) is of course the one part that we don't see and comes down to "trust me bro". I agree the reports coming from the Pentagon are interesting and worthy of discussion. But these easily debunked videos gaining so much traction is what's making people shrug off the discussion as they can be explained with a 5 minute search but for some reason the guys over on r/UFO and similar places will do everything they can to keep those explanations away. Same with Gimbal. I was also disappointed with Ancient Apocalypse. They guy offered zero evidence for his claims. In the first episode he even discussed that carbon dating the dig site suggested ancient construction. But carefully and quietly added that the materials they dated "could be used for construction". He was talking about rocks. He found some old rocks and said "you could use this for construction". There's barely anything to even debunk because he doesn't even offer anything to discuss.

NeO JD

Solid ep boys. Last topic was a highlight for sure. Also, I fux with RC Cola, although I don’t fux with Soda anymore really.

Cincinnatus

Jaffe is a genius. I cannot miss an episode he is on. Constellation focuses him the perfect amount. He's one of the few voices I hear today that actually has a unique perspective. Thanks Jaffe

Tim D.

Shoutout to Pilot V5’s!

Tristan Kimball

Out here stoned at 7am wondering if I should tell my family about the UAP 👽

Gavin Newland

I want to believe in all the UAP, UFO, alien phenomena so bad! But I need to see definitive proof.

Thomas Rice

1:42:28 That story Dagan was telling brought me to tears.. the fact that man was so humiliating to him infront of everybody and Dagan is such a real and genuine person brought me to tears 🥹

Jacob R.

Aliens.

James McGivern

I enjoy Jaffe X LSM

Ealia Staroverov

I couldn't tell if it was a tongue in cheek reference, but aliens/interdimensional beings watching earth as reality TV and freaking out when humans notice is a South Park episode from 2003 called Cancelled.

Mykal

Love seeing Jaffe join in on the fun.

Somebody Told Me by The Killers - Breakin’ my back just to suck my dick, cuz women ain’t close in a place like this

Yes! Snowblowers ARE in fact for pussies. The less physical work you do, the weaker you’re gonna get. Plus, I have the only NEAT sidewalk on the block, none of that lazy, single pass down the middle, layer on the bottom still shit.

Otis

Thanks for freaking me out there at the end of this episode. talking about uap and interdementional hot dogs does it for me

Joshua Brown

Jaffe… “One ticket to stelly please”

Eric the human

More Jaffe let's gooooooooo!!

Michael Mashpotato

I must say I have absolutely warmed up to Jaffe and love hearing the man speak. Thrift stores and garage sales scare me ever since I watched the possession. Knowing me I’ll accidentally buy a dybbuk box 😩😆