Constellation, Episode 69 | Xbox's Hardware Spiral, Milestone Moments, New Pursuits, Grilling
🕑 Added 2024-04-29 16:00:20 +0000 UTCWelcome back to Constellation, Last Stand Media's conversational podcast. This week, Colin Moriarty slips into the host's chair, and is joined by his wife, Punching Up co-host Micah Moriarty, and the Defining Dukes themselves, MrMattyPlays and Lord Cognito. As usual, the topics are varied. Considering the makeup of the cast today, Colin kicks things off with an inquiry into Xbox's catastrophic hardware situation. Can the brand survive as-is while selling fewer than a million units a quarter? Inspired by his new multimedia YouTube project, Matty wants to talk about new ventures we've undertaken, or perhaps still plan to in the future. Leaping off of that is Cog, who recounts important milestones in his life, and wonders which moments are truly the most important in getting us to our respective today. Finally, Micah wraps things up with one of her great passions: The grill. It turns out that no matter what Micah's doing, she'd Rather Be Grilling.
Comments
Cameron Manicone
Hey I'm late and just getting back to this episode, but I was hearing them talk about how it's a bummer Joe doesn't like video games more. I actually think I've heard Joe express recently that he's been getting back into video games. He just steered away from them, because he got heavily addicted to Quake back in the day. I'm adding this reference because I selfishly want to see him back on Rogan, additionally I want Rogan to add more fun/random guests again.
Kevin Cooper
If yer butthole ain't sippin, you ain't cleaning deep enough. #WashYerButt
TheMuff1nMon
Why wouldn’t the Xbox topic be saved for a SS x DD
Tanner Denso
Having children brings you joy.
Bogey Zero
I’m willing to bet that you not being a regular gamer is exactly why you feel the way you do about Rebirth’s length. You might feel a pressure to move on to the next game. But for regular folks with regular jobs, most of us are fine with chipping away at a single game for a long long time. Knocking out a few side missions and activities and then a main mission every night has been incredibly satisfying. And since there’s no pressure to cover more games, I’m completely fine just getting lost in this game for a couple months.
NeO JD
Col, nobody’s forcing you to do everything in Rebirth! Damn, even Micah played Lost Legacy before Colin. 😅 A soda can in a bag of charcoal is wild.
Jacob Lesperance
Colin... I am that guy you're describing playing Rebirth, lol. Had it since day one. 70 hrs in. I'll get another month out of it for sure. Work, BJJ, wife and kids and gaming. Watch 0 television
Jason
There's an irony in Cog saying that he's proud of the work he did to protect kids and others from bad actors online, and also saying he championed and fought hard to keep people from having to use their government names. If online anonymity didn't exist and everybody had to use thier real names, then there'd be a LOT less fuckery in the world. Think about it. (Not saying I want this... just pointing out the irony)
Jason
.... what?
CUMSoftware
They talk about Xbox’s self-inflicted demise and mention every title in the library as a culprit but Halo 😂💯 https://tenor.com/view/jerry-lawler-wwf-wrestling-reaction-gif-12409072
UTSeminole
Have a two year old daughter and went through some of the same things Colin and Micah discussed. Kids transform your life positively. There’s always that possibility you look back and regret not having them. Just my two cents.
Ignorant Primate
LSM crowd doesn’t like Dave Rueben? I really enjoyed your interviews with him and watched many more other interviews of his that helped me to understand many different viewpoints. Haven’t watched in a while, but I think talks on opposing or just other ideals are important for people to accept or at least understand. Well, whatever.
Jacob R.
Legendary configuration
Dana Anderson
Yo, appreciate the acknowledgment of my AZ Coyotes and the respect in Colin’s tone when he brought it up. I only followed the Coyotes regularly of all the AZ sports teams, and was looking forward to taking my daughter to games. Now i wont have that. Anyway, thanks for that Colin, appreciate you.
Sir Poops McGuffin
One of my favourite Stelly’s yet Any episode where I get to hear some lore about the guys is 10/10 especially love the story about how cog takes a job that you MUST have a car for with no license or car that’s the hustle .
Edwin Garcia
The fact that we had a Dom Mattrick doesn’t justify what Phil Spencer has done. Lol
Brandon M
Matty should look at pellet grills. Super easy, less upkeep, and makes great food
FrenchFryFiasco
I feel like print strategy guides are more risky in this era where developers can update/change their game drastically on a whim.
PRETENTIEUX
dude
Paul Knickerbocker
I have both and enjoy both. Sometimes you just want to play a game on the couch on the bigscreen. Just depends on the game for me.
Asique Alam
5 minutes in and we're talking about asses taking sips of water but I can understand where Micah is coming from. Being a woman she probably has bigger buns and her ass is probably curvy so the water would sip in. Edit: Oh comon folks it ain't that bad lmaoo
Kasual7
Cog on? That's a must then!
Michael Mashpotato
I’ve mentioned this a bunch of times. But look into Tempo for exercise at home. Cost me 500. I go right to m basement and knock out a 40 minute class. I have limited time myself. It has worked wonders. The classes are games themselves and there are high scores and leaderboards
Antonio Rodriguez
I work for the justice system in Delaware and can confirm there are law enforcement agencies here that have seen what's on the infamous laptop.
Brandon V
Once you start playing games regularly on PC, you do not go back. Going back to console once you have a real PC is like going back to 30fps after playing at 60 regularly. It’s so vastly superior in every way imaginable it blows my mind how many adults try to deny it. Crazy how many supposed gamers are okay with playing gimped games, having to choose between frames and resolution. All it takes is giving it a real chance. Wanting to sit on your couch is not a legitimate excuse, you can build a PC the size of a console, sit it on your entertainment center and use any controller you want to control steam big picture(console)mode. A better ecosystem with a full achievement system. Everyone has to grow up eventually
CastingCouch
We in Delaware hate the Bidens by the way lol
Colin Moriarty
Ever gone to pick up a Dualsense and had it shoot out your palm like a cartoon banana?
Yeti ATL
I agree the PlayStation controller hurts so much compared to the Xbox controller after 1 hour
Conor Wilson
Should be a nice episode