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Constellation, Episode 72 | That Dude, Unforgettable Quotes, Old School Jokes, Not Safe For Work
🕑 Added 2024-05-20 16:00:21 +0000 UTCWelcome back to Constellation, Last Stand Media's conversational podcast. This week's chat is packed to the brim with fun topics, so gather around the water cooler! Kicking off the discussion, Cog wants to commiserate about "that dude", aka that person in our lives that we just can't seem to gel with. Inevitably ,we all have that one incompatible coworker, neighbor or friend of a friend that we'll probably never click with, and is it us or them? (Spoilers,, it's probably them). Weighing in next, Micah shares her most memorable quotes. What words of wisdom or kernels of enlightenment do we remember best, and how did we learn them? Was it the advice of a beloved family member, a movie quote or a character's line from a favorite book? For our third topic, Chris wants us to get serious about our favorite old school jokes. Just good, old fashioned set-up and punchline, like the classic comedy of yesteryear. Which timeless jokes do we simply never get tired of? Lastly, Dagan trolls his fellow podcasters and the Constellation audience with a topic purposely designed to be Not Safe For Work. Everybody is tasked with telling their best real-life R-rated story, and at least one tale is a hard NC-17!
Comments
McTrizzle
Micah is out of control 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jacob Lesperance
Dagan is for sure pissed he's never been invited to the office photo swap.
Mama Micah
Aye, that was the word for it. Now imagine your supervisor has brought that up in the middle of the work day. :O LOL -Micah
John
As a big “I prefer Stelly with Colin” guy, this episode was fking awesome
Definitely Stephanie
I remember my freshman year in high school, my history teacher told a version of the brick joke, but he extended it to about a half an hour
Justin Zasada
I was in elementary school from 2007-2012, and they taught us the food pyramid. But this might have just been a consequence of my broke catholic school curriculum
CastingCouch
Micah were you talking about munging? lol
Bizy_Mix
And he waddled away, waddle waddle
lazer_josh
What an excellent episode
NeO JD
Never heard that cemetery thing before. Had me like wtf? 😅
Michael Hedrick
I have never been on a side more than hating Full House. Stop trying to teach me a lesson lol
Jose Horrach
God I wish Gene and Jaffe were around for the NSFW talk lmao
Zac
Man Dagan really colonized this podcast didn't he
Beaver diva
Where's jaffe?
Simon Freeman
The same car story happened to me as well, except the cop told me “ I was your age at one time”.
dead again
Patrick Star over here
SalXCIV
Dagan has been listening to too much Tim Dillon , he said Kimmy Gibbler is gonna end up on fentanyl 🤣🤣
Have you considered considering considerations considerately considerate
Matty has manifested The last ronin game and the Kotor remake so it’s at least partial.
Diddy’s Dong Quest
Wait a minute, it’s CHRIS who has the power to manifest games, not matty 🤣. Or maybe they both do. Chris say you want a new viva piñata!
Jeece
Micah, Stephen King fucking rules and don’t let anyone tell you different. It’s generally popcorn premise as an excuse to delve into wonderfully explored themes/psyches. He’s much better/more high brow than people give him credit for. The people that criticize his shit most either haven’t read it or have only seen the shitty adaptations and are uninformed making judgments based on that.
Ben Rosenthal
Chris' joke I heard on the roosterteeth podcast told by burnie its one of my favorite jokes
Gray Gordon
Micah’s Urinal Soup Guy 🤣. Wild!
Tanner Lange
Dagan casually saying the duck joke as if it's not the duck song 😂. As I finished this Micah says "Remember the duck song"
Jayce Tamulevich
Wow… I just learned Bob Saget died!
StewDog
Any time Chris and Micah are together, instant win. Having Cog too?? Bro!
Daddy T
Absolutely
Bobby T
Chris and Micah are the best constellation combo and I won't hear it any other way
Conor Wilson
This looks like an all time great episode
Isaac Senesi
Sounds like it's going to be a great episode! Thanks to all the guys and gals at Last Stand for the great podcasts - you always brighten my day!
Luke Douglas
What a lineup! Can’t wait to hit play
Jacob R.
Thought that mic was a peen
