Constellation, Episode 86 | Football's Return, Exotic Animals, Our Sleep Schedule, Salad
🕑 Added 2024-08-26 16:00:09 +0000 UTCIt's time once more for another episode of Constellation, Last Stand Media's conversational podcast. This week, I (Colin) am joined by Punching Up co-host Micah Moriarty, Defining Duke co-host Lord Cognito, and Sacred Symbols co-host Chris Ray Gun. As usual, topics are varied. Chris kicks things off with an inquiry into exotic animals. No, not cats, dogs, and the like, but far more unordinary fare. Do we want a weird creature companion? Next, Micah explores the wide world of salads. Are we excited or repulsed by leafy greens and their endless accoutrements? From there, Cog takes us down an interesting path, exploring our respective sleep schedules, and the cadence by which we go through our daily lives. Are we early birds or night owls? Finally, I wrap things up -- here, on the precipice of football season! -- by checking everyone's temperature on the upcoming NFL campaign. Are we optimistic, pessimistic, or wildly disinterested?
0:00:00 - Introduction
0:05:53 - Exotic Animals
0:50:46 - Salad
1:28:00 - Our Sleep Schedule
2:00:00 - Football's Return
Comments
Tanner Denso
Morning folks rise up! 5am to 1pm for work and workout from 1:30 to around 3. Then leisure time from 3:30 to 8, and then wind down for bed until 9. It’s the schedule that works best for me.
Brandon V
You can now play Madden with 15 minute quarters that produce realistic stats. Madden still sucks, though. Long live NFL2K
NeO JD
“Meatless Monday. Usually falls on Tuesday though.” lol
Mama Micah
MAMA MIA
Tyler
Y’all really need to start googling the health benefits being up during daylight, particularly toward mood disorders.
Duncan
Crazy that hanging an elephant was mentioned because I live near a town that coincidentally also hung an elephant lmao. Back in 1910 around 9 asian elephants escaped from a circus and stampeded through town. They took the supposed leader “Gypsy” to a rail yard and hung it with horses and a ton of men. I can’t vouch that I’m 100% accuracy but it’s a story that was passed down and there are accounts of it online.
mattyboy316
The hate against the sausage with egg mcmuffin is not deserved Micah not deserved lol
JustInsane
Dave's Soda & pet food city in Agawam is now Smithland Pet & Garden center unfortunately.
Michael Mashpotato
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Michael Mashpotato
I was a huge Cowboys fan and also a 4 time fantasy football champion including one dynasty. Anyway there is an episode of A Football Life about Jimmy Johnson. After that episode I came the conclusion that the Cowboys will never ever win the Super Bowl because of Jerry Jones. Jimmy Johnson told Jerry Jones to his face that he doesn’t respect him as a football mind but does respect him as an owner. After that Jerry Jones got rid of Jimmy and became the GM of the team. They did win the with Switzer but that was still Jimmys team. Since then they just continue to disappoint. I personally can’t stand Jerry Jones. He is hell bent on proving Jimmy wrong and that continues until this very day. I was a huge Romo fan and once Dak came in I gave up completely. Dak fucking blows and I don’t want to hear shit about it lol. A few years back I went to the Jets Cowboys game at MetLife and me and my buddy swore the cowboys would win. That day the Jets had legends in the crowd and the legends walked the team out. The Jets stomped the cowboys that game. At that point I officially gave up for good. If I see Dak throw off his back foot one more time I’m gonna to lose. Also fuck AT&T stadium. That stadium is tourist attraction. If you go to an Eagles game the stadium is packed to the brim with Eagles fans. Not at AT&T stadium though. It’s a tourist attraction. The Cowboys are too much of a business then a team. Sorry for the book, but I am triggered because I cared so much for that team and bought Sunday ticket for 15 years. I’d rather watch paint dry now. Also my brother still boots up his 360 and plays NFL head coach. It’s his all time favorite game.
Michael Mashpotato
My house is an early bird house. I get most of my gaming done from 5-7am. It’s my peaceful time now. I honestly have grown to love it. No one bothers me at that time, with the exception of my wife who on occasion makes me get up to kill a spider lol.
Breno Bezerra Bluhm
At this point I think Micah should just oficially be a regular chair in stelly. She brings the chaos lol
Mike
As an eagles fan fuck the niners and the patriots
James
Micah is such a funny storyteller lmao
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
Oh, not in Wisconsin, no. It’s an Iowa recipe.
Joseph Gedgaudas
Really? I'm from Wisconsin and I've never heard anyone use the phrase Snickers salad before.
The Devmeister
The only true primal answer to your sleep situation Colin is that it is technically healthiest and most natural for our bodies to be up during sunlight and down during the night due to our internal circadian rhythm. Otherwise there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. You do you bro!
Mama Micah
I’m gonna try that next time. -Micah
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
This guy is 3/3 for weird comments. Not sure if actual dumbass or just trolling.
RFK Jr. has Content-Aware Scale voice
Nah, nah, nah, Micah, chill. Midwesterners know what’s up with Snickers salad. We’re bloatmaxxing.
Noah Friscopp
This is my first exposure to Rufuán, little weird.
Shadi Haddad
If we're talking bright white start up screens in games, the Bandai Namco white and orange logo has to be the top of the list. Legitimately blinding
Whisk3ywhisk3y
Micah went off on Colin lmao
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
Honestly, I had Chris and Micah flipped, due to his psychotic consumption of dry salads. Edit: My god, Micah is also a dry salad person.
Jonathan Turner
Fuck Centipedes. What do you need all those legs for?
Nick Gagas
Exotic Animals; Salad; Our Sleep Schedule; Football's Return. Which topic is Micah’s? Lol!
Bleedingedgeofpoo
Of course. Of course a salad conversation would degenerate into the licking of assholes.
king_ryan_james
When I’m eating oatmeal I sometimes picture I’m one of the three bears in Goldilocks haha
Rufián
Jimbo
Probably. I still look at people sideways when I find out they're Patriots fans
Jason H
Outside of our television area, I’m guessing people are starting to hate us
Jimbo
Chiefs three-peat? I think so! #ChiefsKingdom
Rancid Raisins
This is true. Gooooooooo FOOTBALLLLLLL.
Jimbo
The European mind can't comprehend the beautiful game of real football
Rancid Raisins
Nope.
Zack Apuzzo
Lobsterback
StewDog
As soon as I saw "Salad", I knew it was Micah LMAO
four24twenty
Go Giants.
Brandon Tyler
Go chiefs!
Andrew
Hell yeah, football is back. Go Bills 🤘
Jose
The sleep schedule spoke to me deeply. I like gaming the most late at night, but I love early morning gym sessions because it isn't busy and I can use whatever machine I want. And I like waking up early to skip all the traffic on the way to work. But I am a night owl at heart!
Rancid Raisins
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Caleb Peacock
Wind turbines don’t kill as many birds as you think and is always some weird reason to discredit them. I don’t think anyone cares about the birds tbh and it’s always coming from a bad faith actor
Jason
Euro trash
Tom Gentry
Football isn’t football either. It’s association football. Cheers 🍻
Tyler
I saw Salad and immediately knew Micah was involved.
Jeffery Carlson
Can’t wait for Chris’s breakdown of the NFL season. Expecting full division records, super now match ups and surprise teams
Hustle&Motiv8
Legit my favorite part of LSM
Rancid Raisins
American Football isn't Football. Have a great day.
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