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Constellation, Episode 91 | Matty’s Wedding, Ubisoft, Favorite Elixirs, Special Editions
🕑 Added 2024-09-30 16:00:13 +0000 UTCIt’s another episode of Constellation, Last Stand Media’s conversational podcast! Chris Ray Gun (tiny big-headed blind freak) is at the helm yet again, joined by MrMattyPlays (todd howard simp), Lord Cognito (xbox shill), and none other than Gene Park (beauty pageant judge)! Matty selfishly regales us with tales of his wedding and true love in front of three painfully single people. Gene swerves the conversation to our history with Ubisoft (stewards of the acclaimed Skull & Bones franchise) and how Assassin's Creed Shadows is shaping up post-delay. Cog takes us on a winding path about our favorite drinks, poisons, and elixirs. Chris ends with what is essentially a show and tell about video game special editions. It’s literally just “look at the cool things I have” the entire time. This fellow is a genuine jerk. Someone should knock his block off.
Comments
Eli Aboukassam
Really late comment here but if Colin or anyone from LSM is reading this: this episode's host group was by far one of the best ever. This was honestly one of my fave Constellation eps!
Marco Maluf
Gene is so precious, simply unfiltered, Love it!
Stuart Rodda
Best episode of Stelly ever!
Gooch Gobbler
I mean it will knock you out pretty fast if you don't keep doing it. Why it's one of the worst drugs, it sucks lol
Ben Bailey
Yeah I’ve had the same thought. Though it feels less egregious coming from Chris given his background and other job as essentially an internet skit creator. Chris to me is more akin to a stand up comedian. It makes sense that he’ll embellish stories a bit to fit the comedic needs of the conversation. Not so with Gene… who is a Washington Post journalist lol.
Michael Mashpotato
I can’t wait for Chris to get married to Sydney Sweeney.
dead again
Definitely have Chris host these every once in a while Colin can get a little "stale" sometimes.
Ben Bailey
This episode was great… though I’m getting a bit tired of Gene’s obviously exaggerated and/or fabricated stories
Dave Barr
Best constellation episode I’ve heard so far. They may have talked over each other a bit but the cast of characters were great and had amazing experiences that coincided with each other. Thanks for the entertainment guys.
Heezy
Bitburger is like the worst german beer there is. We called it “shitburger” when i lived there
Daddy T
He’s a waffler alright
Tristan Kimball
Loved this episode. Chris you might be the best host for constellation. My favorite part was Gene talking about his past with alcohol. I’m glad you were able to sober up man you went fucking hard. Im not sure you would be here with us today if you didn’t stop
Honest Abe
Chris is a great host for constellation
Mike Held
I normally wouldn't comment anything negative because I try to do the "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" thing but it's the 2nd time in like a week where he just has to mention "I make 6 figures". He's making it really hard for me to not think he's a douche.
NeO JD
I can relate to Chris on the Ensure, but for us it was Boost. My cousin would get cases by the loads and we’d all just game in his basement drinking Boost like nobody’s business. 😅
NeO JD
It’s funny how he went from that to he couldn’t afford the PS5 Pro Anniversary edition. I’m like wait what? 😅
ajwhite
I love Gene but I don't buy most of his stories
Bryan Lozano
Great fucking episode!
Daddy T
Gene saying that coke would put him to sleep ain’t helping the lying allegations lol
Andre Ordonez
One of the best constellations. It was a hysterical group I’ve never heard together before. Chris had me dying as a host too, good stuff.
FoundWaldo
As a Haitian, i resonate with Chris & Coquito. We make a similar drink called Cremas. Literally the same drink but we use Haitian rum, and boy its STRONG. Highly recommend to all here
Stinkling
Welcome to everything being too expensive. I just turned 31 and feel like i finally flipped into adult mode. Young people are behind in every facet of life these days because of rampant capitalist greed. We are in the reaping what we sowed phase and our youth are the ones paying the price sadly.
I need scissors! 61!
Love Dagen. But Chris is excellent as host without all of the chaos snark tank is. Which is still S tier.
Uvula Smack
It’s crazy in todays society the general consensus is that 30 is too immature to have kids.
Mr. Pang
Yeah don’t comment much but had to chime in and say that this is definitely the funniest episode of stelly. Chris is so good at hosting these kinds of shows
Mike Held
Gene, love you man, but it's not cool to talk about how much money you make and all the women you bang. It's very douchey.
AllTooEasy_
Crazy to have this much Ubisoft misque talk and no mention of Skull and Bones.
Bartevious
Thank you Chris for referencing the assassins creed literal trailers those are deeply entrenched in my late childhood
Michael (ObjoGaming)
Not saying it isn’t but I don’t see why they can’t cross over. I’d assume they would be way less unhinged if they came on Stelly and it could be interesting
JR
This was a fun episode, really great chemistry.
JR
I love the SnarkTank but that's a different show.
Eric Golley
This episode FUCKING OWNS. They dynamic here is actually so good. Seriously my favorite Constellation episode thus far.
Conor Wilson
Facts
Trill Spencer
Holy shit Gene, the Dharma beer story is the coolest thing I’ve heard in a while lol (minus the drunk driving and alcoholism)
pudge
Matty stressing about being a father is a joke, Apple created the iPad so we don’t have to worry about it
SofreetoBandito
Love Colin and what he has built but man we need more episodes like this. The group at LSM is fire and the personalities are dope. I’m even down for more one on one episodes. Cog and Micah, Matty and Chris, gene and anyone else. LFG! End glazing now.
Moistescarjoe
UNITY WAS GOOD
William Haynes
We want Derrick and Sweeeeen
Nick Shirt
Agree with everyone on the show that this was one of the great episodes. Chris is a perfect fit as host!
Kimon Togrou
Chris hosting genuinely great
Birds Aren't Real
Gene, The Last of Us 2 sold incredibly well. I don't know why you said it didn't with such authority. In the Insomniac leak it was 3rd in total revenue. Ghost of Tsushima was at 6.
Jonathan Turner
Love Chris hosting!
Ben Haner
Before they even said it I said to myself “this might be the best constellation yet”.
Johnny Lamotte
Another great episode and crew. Sometimes I’m having a rough day and then Gene talks about his cancer and I’m just like.. dang.. I’m just being a baby. Love you gene! You are a rockstar.
The Devmeister
Hey Cog - if you get sick of coconut water - get a jug of Biosteel off of Amazon. It’s less than a buck a scoop and it’s electrolytes and BCAAs no sugar. Drink it Peri-Workout.
NeO JD
Here’s what he told me: “Yo JD! They already had this week’s show all set up, will be back on Friday. ;)”
Robbie Agnew
Greta episode, good job chris
DarthLemon616
The show description 🤣
Christopher Gourley
Let Chris Host
Derek Alcott
It's great to hear the guys relate to me when it comes to dating. The apps are horrible and not worth your time. Some of the standards set by women on there is wild. I know this comes off rude like I'm criticizing all women on the apps. Being 5'7 nerdy bald guy it can be difficult. I really shine with my personality but the only way I can show that is by meeting me in person. You start texting a woman on there and she just suddenly stops without an explanation. Or I had a woman ask when I'm going to buy her a louis vitton purse on our first date. You begin to feel like many of them are just looking for a professional athlete or some super rich very good-looking tall man. I get the vibes that some just want to text when they are laying in bed because they like the feeling of flirtation but really have no intention of actually meeting.
StewDog
Disappointed that Dagan wasn't here, but holy crap this lineup is S tier anyway!
Out_Of_Focus_Bigfoot
Chris does a really great job hosting Stelly, it always feels a little more conversational and organic. No knock on other hosting styles but constellation can sometimes feel like more of checking dialogue boxes and moving down a list rather than a full fledged conversation where everyone is involved. Love the tangents and meandering off topic on this one too, the Mount Rushmore of terrible games industry peeps was amazing.
SweatyNReady
Haven't laughed this hard in a while
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
No shit, gonna have to start slinging racism accusations lol
Lizurd
Lmao I love when Gene talks about his life, dude is such a rockstar.
Your Boi Nicky V
This is a GOAT lineup, more Chris hosting please.
Breno Bezerra Bluhm
Haven’t listened to it yet but the description is top tier lmao
Michael (ObjoGaming)
How much longer must we wait for Tom Sweeney and Derrick to be on Stelly???
Fella
You’re a silly little critter, Chris
Carlos Enrique Sierra
For real. I laughed so hard!
Dante B
Well, at least you’re self aware.
Denim Dan
Dagan looking a little different
Oba
Whoever wrote this description should write them all, absolutely gold
Michael Welter
Lol Chris with that episode description. Also another Chris hosted episode? I am so down!
Drew Lee
What a description lol
rubber nipples 209
Best description ever. Who wrote this. Sounds like they did not have there coffee and cigarettes first thing in the morning
Dank Yharnam Nugz
100% :D
Zachary
The description in this episode killed me 🤣🤣
Deemac
Dagster when?
Mike Held
I'm guessing Chris wrote that description!
Tom Gentry
Best Writeup in LSM history 😅
Eric the human
I love this lineup but I'm sad no Dagster
Jesse spivey
Best description of Shelly yet! Dagen usually does a great job but whom ever wrote this episode description. Keep it up!
Dutch Morris
I Thought Dagan Was Back 💔
A Hind D
Let’s go!!!
Tyler
That write up lmao
Dolphin Cum Jelly
Where’s the Dagster 😭
Conor Wilson
Let’s gooo 🔥🔥
