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Constellation, Episode 111 | Fragrances, Phone Calls, World Records
🕑 Added 2025-02-17 17:00:19 +0000 UTCDwayne 'The Rock' Johnson stopped me on the street once. You can tell he was a little nervous at first, but he finally managed to pull himself together, exclaiming that he was Constellation's biggest fan. I acted surprised and we exchanged pleasantries. It quickly became awkward though, so I thanked him and glanced at my watch with feigned concern before dismissing him with a tussle of his hair. He's a good kid, and so are you. Dwayne (we're on a first name basis now) would definitely love this episode. This week, Brad inquires about our preferences for cologne and other toiletries. From soap and shampoo to deodorant and even candles, which products and fragrances best meet our personal criteria? Next, Chris and the gang commiserate about phone calls. As old-fashioned telephone conversations continue to go the way of the dodo, how do we prefer to communicate in ways that don't involve gabbin' like a couple of elderly ladies? Last, The Dagster leads a discussion about world records. If we could hold the global title for something, which something would we choose? This one's for you 'The Rock.' Enjoy! Oh whatever, in my dream he had hair.
Timestamps:
0:00:00 - Intro
0:23:54 - Fragrances
1:06:39 - Phone Calls
1:51:29 - World Records
Comments
Victor Melchor
One of the best episodes ever. 10/10
Kevin Cooper
Also, just a friendly reminder that Head/Shoulders shampoo doesn't actually get rid of dandruff -- it just shellacs it to your scalp so that it doesn't flake. Probably as bad as the aluminum in deodorant.
Derek Alcott
I'm a big fraghead. Really been getting into more the last 2 years. I grew up with Polo Green, Cool Water, Curve, and Aqua di gio EDT. Smelling nice is important to me. I warn people though that it can become addicting. So if you want to start into the hobby make sure to order samples or decants as they also call them.
Gooch Gobbler
Bruh I cannot hear them bitch about phone calls again. Take suggestions from the audience or something!
Tanner Denso
Box of crayola crayons is the smell of my childhood
Tanner Denso
Have not worn cologne for years. But I use my wife’s leave in hair moisturizer and I’ve gotten a few compliments from dudes for it. lol.
Soulful Bison
Checkout accessarea6 on YouTube. Super small channel but makes PlayStation 1 game reviews and is a collector of classic video game stuff
Tanner Denso
Haven’t listened to the episode yet but this photo of Colin in the thumbnail is sending me.
Brendan
Native deodorant works great for me!
Kris Guzman
Shout out to Chris David lynch impression i been obsessed with twin peaks recently so he truly nails it 😂
Theotokos Respecter
Colin would rock with Prada L’Homme, I put that on my milady
Child Aloy
Best smelling perfume is Victoria’s Secret Love Spell.
Trevor Myers
I once played a Guitar with the Pick of Destiny and that thing will break Guitar Strings better than any other guitar pick on the planet
Brenden
We need some more interesting topics… what is this?
FoundWaldo
Back in Middle school , around 2009/2010, me and my friends used to “Bomb” each other with Axe dark temptation by rigging the bottle to spray continuously, then throwing canisters at each other lol
Muskrat Mike
Colin’s rants have been extra nutty or baseless lately, really good stuff tbh
Muskrat Mike
Chris is almost right, Michelin ratings started to encourage people to travel more which would in turn lead to them needing to buy tires more frequently
Cameron Sturre
Colin’s diatribe on cologne is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. Great content.
Josh Correa
I work at Target and yeah I agree with Brad I see/hear at least 10 people during my shift speaking on their phone with the speaker on.
Jeffry311
The Sifl & Olly Show on late 90’s MTV is still to this day one of the funniest shows I’ve ever seen.
Shawn Kelvey Jr
I love Yankee candles. I’m self conscious about the smell of the house, so I always have a candle going
Jesse spivey
I enjoyed this episode write up/ description.
EugeneLevyBassist
Word records, oops haha. Shit happens. I can't wait to dive into the episode!
Jonathan Gould
Typo in the name again? Colin is gonna lose his shit🤣
Carter Ellis
LMFAO Colin in the thumbnail
