Constellation, Episode 109 | Lyrics That Define Us, Underwhelming Experiences, Calling Someone Out
🕑 Added 2025-02-03 17:00:17 +0000 UTCWelcome back to Constellation! Would you kindly feast your optic orbs on this group of podcasting superstars? And of course, Dagan. Kicking off Side A, Jaffe punches the boys right in the feels with his topic about song lyrics. The gang waxes poetic as they break down the words in the tracks that speak to them most. Next, Chris wants to commiserate about underwhelming experiences. After all the lofty expectations, which places, people and events just didn't live up to the hype? Finally, Dagan tries to entice his pals to talk some shit. Axes will be grinded, but will the dudes actually name names? As always, Colin just freeloads on everybody else's topic, because "he's the boss." Total bullshit.
Timestamps:
0:00:00 - Intro
0:51:21 - Lyrics that Define Us
2:10:39 - Underwhelming Experiences
3:10:07 - Calling Someone Out
Comments
Kevin Cooper
What's really crazy & brazen about the Milli Vanilli story is that it wasn't the FIRST time or the LAST time that the producer pulled that same scheme.
Cyprus Davis
Yes Dagan why do they get fingered đđđ
PairOfShuse
I cannot believe Colin is actually wanting to get Mercante on here. For all of his talking about some people he doesnât want to platform, she should be in that same group. Colin saying he feels bad for her is ridiculous given a lot of the crap she has started and said herself and some of the things sheâs done. Utterly ridiculous take
Saint947
Colin: my favorite cover of âTimeâ (which is one of the greatest and most devastating songs ever written): https://youtu.be/2xJl7IGqh-A?si=WIxsthdNHx3_MIP4
MeatSpin11
His voices were so funny this episode lmao. The Seinfeld parts killed me
MeatSpin11
This is one of the best episodes of Stelly easily. I legit was in tears during the bikini coffee shop talk, but it also had its shares of thought provoking topics about the lyrics and spicyness of the âcalling outâ third topic. This one is getting saved for sure.
Ryan Zimm
Just to be THAT guy. Frank Sinatra didn't write My Way. "My Way" is Paul Anka's English-language version of the French song "Comme d'habitude," released by Frank Sinatra in 1969. The original song was written by Jacques Revaux, Gilles Thibaut, and Claude François, and was first recorded by the latter in 1967.
Jared from SubwayÂŽ
I think the ending of Time is about accepting and appreciating the life youâve lived when youâre at the end with the âiron bellsâ being an allusion to church bells that are rung during a funeral and the âsoftly spoken magic spellsâ being your final rites being read. That section of the song serves as a coda (the ending section of a music piece, i.e. the end of your life) to the rest of the song being a warning to embrace what life has to offer while you still have the chance. Musically, that section is a rehash of the opening track Breathe which is all about living in and appreciating the moment, so I think that the lyrics are about someone basically on their death bed reflecting on the life theyâve lived with the follow up track on the album being Great Gig in the Sky. Dark Side is such a killer record.
Clayton Garrett
It was great to hear Colin highlight his experience with "Time". I'm two months older and this is yet another similarity (in addition to drumming, GameFAQs, etc) I share with him. While I've been a fan of Pink Floyd since my teenage years, it wasn't until my mid 30s that I started to appreciate them in a more complete sense. When I was 38, "Time" hit me in a similarly existential way. Anyway, great episode, gents! PS I know my use of two spaces after periods (and colons) will undoubtedly enrage Colin, but my junior high Journalism teacher drilled it into our brains.
Diddyâs Dong Quest
Best episode in a while!!!
Ian (616Entertainment)
Gotcha, okay, I see what you mean. Yea the play by play commentary isnât there for the live events. Iâve always thought it would be kinda cool to be able to have that piled in through your air pods or something, hahaha. Iâm bummed you didnât enjoy it. Dammit!
Joseph Gedgaudas
Unlike sports, I'd say a wrestling event is better in person than watching tv. I've been to so many AEW shows and the crowd integration is awesome and I've never felt like I was missing out on the story because there's in ring promos and they still show the backstage vignettes.
Christopher Ujma
Damn, sad to hear Colin mention that NFL is often disappointing live. Iâm a massive fan of NFL from South Africa and have been saving up to go to a game for a while now.
Cami Black
Iâve missed Jaffe
Adam Martinez
Caca flakes is craaaazy đ¤Ł
David Jaffe
I promise- we went and saw one of the 2 shows in San Diego and there was entrance music but there were no commentors. Maybe announcer was the wrong term. I'm sure there was the ring girl and the announcer as a wrestler walked out. Talking about the people who comment on the match as it's happening. That was 100% not present and- to me- it really killed a lot of the drama (along with the lack of changing close camera angles).
Caca flakes
The line up was picked just for međ¤¤
Ian (616Entertainment)
I was a bit puzzled by that as well. When he said there's no music or entrance announcing I got confused. It's not even like something you can miss or misinterpret, it booms through the entire arena. It must've just been a.... really poor choice of words? Either way, loved this episode.
Adam Barnes
I wasnât talking to you, Benji đâ¤ď¸
Benji_B2sick
Haha. Iâm English you twat xx
Adam Barnes
Sorry that I offended you, micro
Kristen Zwick
Jaffeâs take on live wrestling is dead wrong. I was literally just at Smackdown and the Royal Rumble last week. Is it different live vs on TV? Absolutely. But there are ring announcers, there is definitely music for every person coming out, he is completely wrong on this one. I have never sat anywhere near the front row and itâs always a great time. Being there and getting to chant/cheer/boo is a really fun part of wrestling you only get to experience live.
Jimmer
âIntellectually, I love Burger Kingâ -Only Colin Moriarty
Macro
Aussies trying to flaunt that stolen Scottish/Irish valour
NeO JD
Chrisâ Goodfellas voice is now a thing lol
NeO JD
I read it more as Daganâs writing
Benji_B2sick
Alright cunt. They canât do twat properly either.
Adam Barnes
Americans, please stop using the word âcuntâ. Youâre doing it wrong. Leave it for us Aussies, itâll be less embarrassing that way
john hellmers
Goat episode / lineup
Nick Shillingford
In 2025, LinkedIn is basically just Facebook. I absolutely hate, loathe, despise (every verb you can think of) LinkedIn and how essential itâs become to the job hunt. If you delete it, people will think itâs a red flag and that youâre trying to hide something. But no, maybe some of us just want to prioritize our mental health and not have our entire fucking lives online. I got rid of all my social media two years ago for that very reason.
Carter Ellis
Jaffe! Great episode guys!
Michael McCoy
Dagster is 100% on the money when it comes to LinkedIn, that site is home of the most egotistical asshats EVER
Ben Haner
S tier line up, great episode!
Mykal
Absolute chaos. Love it.
Daniel Pereira
Chris just shines in the constellationâpure podcast talent.
Bogey
The funniest thing about that Mad Men elevator thing Colin always brings up, the point was that Don very much thought of the dude he said it too. He was consumed by it.
Tanner Denso
Songs that sound happy but have sad or dark lyrics are the hardest hitting for me.
Russell Robinson
Jaffe you're very welcome here. Be yourself man.
Robbie Agnew
Jaffe rules
Kenneth Koepnick
I love this era of âColin doesnât show up with a topic but delivers an hour of straight random anywaysâ so much.
Fella
Absolutely stacked lineup
Michael Thew
âBiloxi, This is the real muthafuckin deal yâall. Iâm really feelin them lighters.â -Fred Durst. It really spoke to me when he said that. But really it prolly be, âWelcome my son Welcome to the machine What did you dream? It's alright we told you what to dreamâ Pink Floyd or âWhat would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your ears, then I'll sing you a song I will try not to sing out of keyâ Beatles, even though the Joe Cocker song is far better
Muskrat Mike
50 minutes before even starting the first topic is amazing lol
CastingCouch
Love when Jaffe is on!
Cai
The three hosts in one episode! Look at what they need to mimic even a fraction of Bradâs power!
StewDog
Description written by Chris? Lol
Bobby T
BIG combo right here
Joshua Hinderscheid
4 hours long! Weâve got Jaffe, Colin, Dagan, and Chris on! This is awesome!!! Thank you, LSM! đâ¤ď¸
Conor Wilson
Dream blunt rotation
This Guy
Jaffe? YES!