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Sacred Symbols+, Episode 493 | Chris Holiday Mailbag

🕑 Added 2025-12-27 17:00:07 +0000 UTC

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Kevin Cooper

Some of the sections in Split Fiction are unbelievably immaculate...

Clanker Rosa Sparks, Sit in the Back of the Bus

The fact we don't appear to be getting a dedicated 20th anniversary tour for the sufferer & the witness is a tragedy

Daniel Schiffer

"we were able to answer every question". Either Patreon bugged my question into oblivion or it was too mediocre to even acknowledge the existence of. Either way, great mailbag Chris!

Glen Yelenovic

I too unironically love Michelle Branch

Glen Yelenovic

Micah would just be Micah with lead teeth

Moonshot Md

Chris you should check out Outlast Trials. It's probably the best stealth game ATM. You can also play it with 3. I love conviction. Blacklist works on PC. I just want Splinter Cell 1 with Chaos theory movement + map design/ai

Henry3K

That intro was so funny lol, this mailbag was good 😎

Supes

Chris, I will not stand for this soft cookie slander. That you ENJOY the sensation of a rock-hard shard of saccharine, dried-up dough cracking and splitting between your teeth like it’s a fucking rice cracker makes YOU the truly unhinged one. I bet you’re one of those people that eats ice cubes and doesn’t care that it’ll ruin your teeth. I bet you would eat glass and diamond if you could. I bet in a previous life you were a beaver gorging yourself on tree bark like a fucking Looney Tunes character, relishing the sensation of your chompers being rattled with every bite. Listen: the sensation of a warm, soft, half-melted concoction of flour, sugar, eggs, butter, and chocolate chips inside your mouth is the closest thing to an orgasm that the baking world has to offer. You can keep your withered, dessicated husk of a snack to yourself; the rest of us will be enjoying warm fresh baked soft cookies from grandma’s oven like sensible, god-fearing Americans. (in all seriousness, much love Mr Ray Gun, hope you enjoy the holidays and new year)