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The Hundred Reigns 102: The Cocagne Affair (2)
🕑 Added 2026-02-09 14:40:01 +0000 UTC------
“So your grand plan to take over the Queendom…” Simon shuddered, “Is to pimp me out?”
“Pimp out?” Norbelle raised an eyebrow. “Who said anything about you getting paid for your good work?”
Simon resisted the urge to facepalm. “That cannot possibly be your plan…”
“My ideal plan would be to push a young, handsome prince with superior Magnos blood into Remedia’s bed,” Norbelle replied. “Dassein would have been my pick, maybe my dear brother Thalas if all else failed. We could have then presented Cocagne with the same tributary vassal deal we offered Fablan, Scaland, and Bujan beforehand.”
“And you could break off your engagement with Prince Puppy.”
“That is a sacrifice I am ready to make, and for which I will be eternally thankful for.”
“That plan is doomed to fail from the start,” Simon argued. “Only Cocagnian citizens can become the Queen’s consort, which means we imperial foreigners are excluded. Moreover, I am a bastard without a Noble Crestone. I am no match for a queen.”
“Simon, my poor, naive Simon, you don’t understand.” Norbelle smiled smugly. “We don’t need a marriage, or even for someone to seduce Remedia. We just need to make Filip feel threatened enough that he will slip up and do something stupid.”
Simon’s eyes widened as he put two and two together. “Ah, I see. You plan to sideline the Militarists.”
Norbelle nodded, her wicked grin widening. “I have been watching Filip closely since the moment I arrived. The man may project an image of strength, but deep down, he feels deeply insecure about his position. He has failed to sire a daughter to keep the royal bloodline going, and I hear the royal couple hardly shares a bedroom nowadays. I’ve also caught Remedia paying close attention to the more handsome members of her Wildguard when she thought no one was looking, though she stops just shy of acting on her whims.”
Times like this reminded Simon that Norbelle was truly her father’s daughter. And she also shared Louis’ uncanny perceptiveness when it came to detecting human weaknesses.
“Since Cocagne is a Queendom, all criticisms are pointed Filip’s way,” Norbelle concluded. “He has no shortage of competitors inside the country lusting for his throne and wife. The mere threat of the queen entertaining an affair with a foreign imperial… now that will drive him up the wall.”
“You’ll plant evidence of an affair even if nothing happens, to ensure a scandal and further drive a wedge between the factions,” Simon guessed.
“Either Filip will walk away shamed by horns too big for his head, or the Militarists will do something stupid that will give us an excuse to sideline them,” Norbelle confirmed. “We’ll see if Remedia takes a liking to you. Failing that, Cocagne has a few ‘moderate’ noble houses unaffiliated with either the Militarists or Autonomists, and who could swing our way with the right incentive.”
“Like a marriage to a Magnos prince.” Simon scoffed, his arms crossed. “A pity I was born on the wrong side of the blanket.”
“We’ll give you some piece of land to call your own, name you a baron or count, and call it a day. Cocagne’s nobles don’t put as much weight on birthright as those in Endymion.” Norbelle played with her hair. “It could be your best chance to leave the empire and House Magnos behind. You can thank me for it later.”
Did she honestly think that would sweeten the deal for him? Then again, Norbelle only knew the Simon Magnos who had wanted nothing more than to get out of Frightwall and vanish. That boy was gone the day he became the Overlord.
This implied she didn’t know the truth, or at least hadn’t dreamed of it yet. Simon guessed his best bet to get a handle on Norbelle would be to bait her. She hadn’t actively tried to kill him in any reign—besides that time when they ended up on opposing sides of the Goetia Research Facility’s siege—and she was the kind of person who liked to poke things with a stick to see how they reacted.
“What can you tell me about Remedia as a person?” Simon inquired.
“She’s a wise woman, wise enough to see the writing on the wall,” Norbelle said. “She has watched Father topple one kingdom after another until Cocagne became a fortress surrounded on all sides, and she has no daughter to take over after her. She knows we could conquer her land too, even if it would cost us, and that her demise might throw the country into civil war; so she tries to placate us without surrendering her crown.”
Which explained her support for the Church Party when all hell broke loose. Leaving the War Party in power meant Cocagne would face an invasion the moment their own civil war concluded. A plan began to form in Simon’s mind, though it would mean altering his anti-elf conspiracy plot.
“What of her faith?” Simon inquired. “I know Cocagne is multicultural, but what of her private beliefs?”
“She is a follower of a syncretic, polytheistic branch of the Holy Orthodoxy that puts the Light as the supreme deity and eidolons such as the Phoenix as lesser gods, though her faith is secondary to politics.” Norbelle raised an eyebrow. “Why that question, silly brother of mine?”
“I may have an idea on how to get in her good graces,” Simon replied with a thin smile. Her belief in the Light, however grounded in practicality, opened up an opportunity. “Can you arrange an audience with her?”
Now he had aroused her curiosity. “What do you have in mind?”
“No, no, it wouldn’t be any fun if you knew beforehand, sister,” Simon teased her. “I can guarantee you it will be very funny.”
As he guessed, Norbelle couldn’t resist the lure of novelty. “What has changed about you, Simon?” She asked, a finger on her lower lip. “Since when have you become interesting?”
“You will find out soon enough,” Simon replied, smiling ear to ear. “Can it be arranged?”
“Maybe… Remedia often visits her son’s training sessions, which is why I planned to showcase you then… see if she liked the goods.” Norbelle bolted out of her seat and then leaned in close to Simon’s ear. “For our sake, I hope she likes what she sees…”
She will, sister, Simon thought. I guarantee that.
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Cocagne’s royal family loved to train in the palace’s royal gardens.
According to Norbelle, part of the King-Consort’s duties was to lead the Queen’s personal guard, the aptly named Wildguard; each of whom carried a Ranger Vassal Class. That responsibility fell to the eldest prince should his father ever be incapacitated.
Simon and Norbelle arrived to find Verdis sparing with his father under the watch of royal bodyguards and an enormous silver wolf bigger than a warhorse. Simon immediately spotted the family resemblance between them: same brown hair shaved on the sides, same aquiline nose, except that Filip had a goateed face and a handful of fierce scars. He looked vigorous, especially in his wool and leather ensemble that fit a hunter better than a king. He easily disarmed his son with a swing of his curved wooden waster.
“How many times do I have to tell you, Verdis? Control my central line,” the King said before spotting the Magnos siblings. “Princess.” His shrewd, brown eyes squinted at Simon. “Lord Simon, I presume?”
Simon had spent enough time around the likes of Thalas that he could tell that the man had taken an immediate dislike of him, which was solidified when the silver wolf spoke up.
“That one is a trained killer, brother,” the wolf said. “I can see it in his eyes and he walks like a manticore on the hunt. Don’t drop your guard around him.”
Nobody reacted to those accusations except for Filip, who nodded to himself. Simon guessed the Ranger gained a Passive Perk similar to the Overlord’s ability to understand all languages.
“A pleasure to meet you, King Filip,” Simon said with a polite bow and a smile, his eyes turning to the wolf. “Is this your animal companion?”
“Chastel has been my blood-brother for over sixteen years, yes,” Filip said while assessing Simon the way a huntsman would size up a deer. “Why have you come here?”
“To help Verdis’ training, Father,” Norbelle replied sweetly, though Filip scowled when she called him that. “My brother was trained in Endymion’s style of combat. I thought he could become a great sparring partner.”
“Of course!” Verdis replied eagerly, swinging his training sword at Simon. “Do you know how to handle a sword?”
“I prefer the morning star myself, or a mace,” Simon admitted, “But I can handle myself with a sword.”
“We shall see about that,” Filip said sharply, nodding at a guard who then tossed a waster to Simon. “Begin.”
The ‘spar’ lasted less than a minute, which was roughly the time it took for Verdis to run at Simon while screaming like a berserker, tripping when Simon dodged and kicked him in the leg, and then having a waster pointing at his throat.
“Ouch!” Prince Verdis complained with a grin. “You could have gone easy on me in front of Norbelle!”
“I doubt an enemy will go easy on you, should you have the misfortune of facing a foe seeking your life,” Simon warned him before offering his hand. “You rushed in too fast. Try to size up the enemy and wait for an opening.”
“Wise words,” Filip said, though his compliment had no warmth to it. “You have been well-trained, Prince Simon.”
Norbelle smiled mischievously. “I dare say even you would be no match for him, Father.”
It was a lie, and obviously a trap, but Filip couldn’t exactly take that not-so-subtle jab lying down in front of his son and guards. “Is that so?” he asked, readying his own training waster. “I shall be the judge of that.”
Simon exchanged a glance at Norbelle, who winked and briefly looked up. He followed her gaze to a balcony on the fourth floor.
A goddess stood there, watching with two golems standing side by side behind her.
Simon was briefly at a loss for breath when he saw the ethereal, divine creature observing him from above. Standing nearly six-feet in height with a curvaceous body that put Euphemia, Cassandra, and Anna combined to shame, she had pristine skin and a lush figure that her silken dress and purple-blue regal mantle revealed and covered in just the right ratio to inflame desire. Her lilac eyes were like stars fluttering above her fan, her long purple hair tied into an elegant bun held by a crystal tiara, and her unblemished face the fairest Simon had ever seen. A necklace of over a dozen Crestones bound together glittered around her neck beneath two golden manalith earrings.
She has to be using a spell to bolster her beauty, Simon thought, though no notification warned him that his Indomitable Crown had stopped an alluring enchantment or glamour. No wonder Balzam was obsessed with her.
“My queen,” Filip said with a bow, quickly imitated by everyone present.
“Mother!” Verdis sheepishly scratched the back of his head. “Did you see me?”
“I did, Verdis. There is no shame in yielding to a superior opponent, so long as you learn from it.” Damn it, even her voice had a seductive, feline quality to it, and her smile had a genuine warmth to it. “Please, do not let my presence distract you.”
Filip scowled, his back and posture noticeably tensing. Norbelle, meanwhile, leaned in to whisper into her half-brother’s ear. “Just last as long as you can,” she said, her hand touching his back. “Put on a passable show, if not a good one.”
Simon immediately sensed a power flowing into him the moment she touched his shoulder, so subtle he doubted anyone else noticed it.
Azulbolla granted you his boon. Your stats have increased, resistance to Lightning increase–
“Sneaky sister,” Simon whispered, smiling. “Cancel it.”
Norbelle blinked. “What did you say?”
“I said cancel the boon,” Simon replied confidently. “I don’t need it, and it will ruin the surprise.”
Norbelle raised an eyebrow, a thin smile on her lips. “You’re taking an awful risk.”
“What’s life without a little wager now and then?” Simon replied. “Besides, Remedia will notice…”
“What are you mumbling about?” Filip asked with a scowl.
“Nothing,” Norbelle said, removing her hand and stripping Simon of his buff. “I was wishing my brother good luck.”
Don’t make me regret this, her tone implied. Everyone took a step back and formed a ring, leaving the two duelists alone in the middle.
“Ready?” the King-Consort asked curtly. His tone told Simon that the Ranger expected to make quick work of him.
Simon nodded, and Filip rushed him in a dash of speed.
Simon took a step backward and met the charge with a slash, the wasters clashing. He sensed he had become a little bit stronger than when he completed his Templar trial at the Lighthouse, enough to hold his ground against a more muscled opponent even as the clash sent a jolt through his arm.
Simon had confirmed that Class improvements to base stats did carry across the reigns, since the meager extra points he gained from his six Templars levels showed on his system screen. These improvements were so tiny that it would likely take mastering multiple Classes to see a noticeable difference, but it at least meant he could benefit from leveling up Scholar.
However, those meager stat gains hardly compensated for the lack of a Class outfit. What made the difference was Simon’s Warmonger Perk and figurative experience earned from multiple drills with his retainers or Beatrice. He countered the blow with another whose strength took Filip aback and staggered him for a brief instant, though he was quick to anticipate the next slash. Verdis and the Wildguard cheered on Filip, whereas Norbelle simply watched with a grin.
Simon could tell that Filip’s Ranger Class had granted him an Advanced Proficiency Perk, since they matched each other blow for blow. Filip struck with blinding speed and genuine skill, but Simon’s defense—honed through the reigns—remained impregnable.
He’s quicker on his feet and faster, and just as strong as I am, Simon thought, but I do not tire.
He would drain a tiny bit of his cows’ lifeforce to replenish himself when exhaustion threatened him, whereas Filip began to sweat and pant slightly. Simon sensed a weakness and countered with a blow whose impact caused the Ranger to grunt. Now it was his turn to move on the offense, forcing Filip back with a sudden and relentless flurry of blows that silenced his supporters. Filip attempted a counterattack by aiming for his head, but Simon simply pulled his head back and struck him in the chest with a heavy blow.
The ‘spar’ should have stopped there, but the idea of being schooled in front of his own troops, family, and animal companion by a foreign newcomer inflamed Filip’s pride. He clenched his jaw and tried to regain the initiative again by targeting Simon’s legs, but Simon simply sidestepped the attack and then brought down his waster on the Ranger’s head in an attempt to knock him out cold.
Filip saw the waster fall down on him like an executioner’s sword, and transformed.
The Ranger’s parry carried inhuman strength and sent Simon stumbling back, though he managed to catch himself at the last second. Filip’s Class outfit had covered his head and shoulders in a green cowl of woven leaves topped by twin white feathers, and his attire was a tunic the color of the forest. A silvery bow was strapped to his chest, and a quiver to his back.
Filip faced him with a dark scowl, but did not continue the fight. Being forced to don his Class outfit to defend himself in a spar was an admission of defeat in itself.
“That was…” Prince Verdis struggled to find his words, his eyes alight with amazement. “I don’t think I have ever seen someone match my father in a spar…”
Norbelle, who had been watching Simon with a finger on her lips and a curious look, quickly took this sudden development in stride. “It was a well-fought duel, Your Majesty,” she told Filip. “You lasted longer than most.”
In such circumstances, the compliment sounded like condescension… and it was. Filip’s teeth creaked as his jaw clenched, his wolf growling at Simon and Norbelle.
“This one is not what he seems, brother,” Chastel said. “He did not sweat nor gasp for breath even once during your bout.”
“You fought as well as your Class let you, Prince Simon,” Filip said, glaring at Simon. “You have an Advanced Proficiency Perk, don’t you?”
“I have no idea what you mean, Your Majesty,” Simon lied.
“Yes, you do.” Filip raised his waster at his throat. “Show it.”
“Are you sure, Your Majesty?” Simon inquired, his eyes briefly glancing up at Remedia, who had been watching with keen interest. “You will not like it.”
Filip glared at him. “Show it.”
Well, he asked for it.
Simon took a deep breath… and then put on his Scholar outfit.
The Scholar: A student of all things and living archive, who traded spellcasting power for improved intelligence and analysis.
Strength E, Vitality D, Agility D, Perception B, Magic C, Intelligence A, Charisma D, Luck C.
Innate Perk: Enhanced Learning (Passive): You can learn better than most, allowing you to master languages or learn techniques at an accelerated rate.
Level 1: Reading Comprehension I (Passive): Your ability to analyze and memorize written information, such as books or reports, has greatly improved; you can perfectly recall anything that you have read.
The Class outfit hardly changed him, besides adding robes on top of his clothes and adding a pair of glasses that did nothing, while the Perks weren’t of much use, but the effect was immediate. A shocked silence settled within the gardens, with Filip’s skin turning pallid as the depth of his humiliation dawned upon him.
He had publicly lost in a spar not to a Dreadnought, not to a Fencer, but to a Scholar.
A deeply awkward silence stretched on for several seconds, as Wildguard members bit their tongues and exchanged glances, while Prince Verdis looked terribly embarrassed by the whole thing. Remedia studied Simon from on high with an undecipherable expression, and Norbelle…
Norbelle burst out laughing.
Her laughter rang out across the gardens, with a few Wildguard struggling to keep their mouths shut and not imitate her. Filip’s already dark scowl turned murderous, his grip breaking the waster to splinters.
“You cast spells on him!” Filip growled at his future daughter-in-law. “Was this one of your pranks?!”
“No,” Norbelle replied, wiping away tears from her eyes. “But this is even better!”
“Indeed, Filip,” Remedia said from atop her balcony, smiling. “Norbelle tried to empower her brother, but he refused her help and chose to fight you with his own strength.”
As Simon suspected, Remedia had noticed the buff. His goal had been to showcase his ‘honorable nature’ by denying the buff, after which it wouldn’t have mattered whether or not he won; refusing help would have proved his forthrightness and trustworthiness either way.
Things had gone even better than planned.
“Tell me, Prince Simon,” Remedia said, “Do all Magnos princes possess such skill with a blade?”
“I am but a shadow of my siblings in that regard,” Simon replied honestly. He still had much to learn. “My elder brothers, Louis and Dassein, are gods of war, and my sibling Thalas is worthy of the Berserker Crestone.” An idea crossed his mind. “Besides, I am a better mage than a warrior.”
That aroused Remedia’s curiosity. “That is quite the bold claim.”
“Does Your Majesty wish for a demonstration?” Simon pointed at an empty spot. “Lightstone, burn that which offends thee! Kindling!”
Heavenly fire incinerated a patch of flowers at his command, proving his divine favor with a true miracle. The Wildguard’s hands reached for their swords and gasped in shock, while Verdis’ eyes widened with awe, and Norbelle bit her nail with a grin of fascination.
“That is a Tier V prayer…” Filip muttered in shock. “Only a high-level Priest could cast that, and yet…”
“The gods smile on me, though I still have much to learn,” Simon replied, bowing at Remedia. “I had hoped coming here would let me complete my training.”
“You will find no better place than my nation for that, Prince Simon.” Remedia smiled down on the gardens, a hand on the balcony. “And I must say… I like what I see.”
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Comments
TheShadowSlayer_
Mana is stored in the boobs
A Zen
Norbelle will RUE THE DAY she poked our boyo into this reign
A Zen
OOOOH YES
Tylena Simmonds
I think it says a lot about Simon that when comparing the beauty of the most gorgeous woman he's seen in his life, the examples he used where two women he slept/had extended romantic relationships with... and Euphemia. He is never beating the Milf Hunter accusations within this lifetime or the next.
Lloyd
Time to start amending his fathers journal ;)
Void Herald
You cannot use two Class outfits at once, though you can switch between them
ThwartedHalo
Petition to rename this reign to Norbelle the Pimp
EZ NOONB
Why do i have a feeling that Simon going to kill them this Reign?. Somehow Norbelle betrays him because his too dangerous then he slimes everyone.
Calvin
Norbelle is.....growing on me.
Arthur Glenn
Simon teaming up witht he church party seems to provide more gains to him. He gets a lot of support and power through the war party and the fact they win the Civil War without intervention proves their strength but unfortunately they don't enough information on the Zodiac fiends and other such mythical stuff then the Chruch party. After all Louis will always be the Overlord's son and the Overlord is the most unpopular guy in the world so no one wants to be friends with the guy's warmongering son. If Simon teams up with he Chruch party it'll go much smoother for everyone after all even thought the Chruch party is just as evil and shady at least the leader of the party doesn't have a prophecy of them raiding your lands with flying metal ships raining fire and death from them. Thank you listening to my Ted talk
Zahir Nahasamapetial
Can you use two creststones at the same time?
Angus Losier
You know, Norbelle is dangerous and as amoral as any other Magnos, but she's also sort of fun. I like her, despite everything.
Veli Olcalee
Void is French, and many of the character and place names are French words. Type "Cocagne" into Google Translate to get the pronunciation.
Pride
I’m Team Remedia now
Ezra Turner
How am I supposed to be pronouncing Cocagne? I’m currently reading it as, “cocaine” and that feels wrong.
George R
Thanks for the chapter
