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Life Guard on Duty, Sorta
🕑 Added 2022-08-08 16:47:38 +0000 UTCHe'll get to him eventually
I was listening to comedian Tom Cardy's latest song "Hey, I don't work here" which is his usual brand of ridiculous catchy bop and it made me think of Al as a life guard and this is what came outta that haha, don't worry Adam's fiiiiine, he's fine
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王
Love Tom Cardy. Also, he is getting fucking s t a c k e d.
Magic Bat
Al, holding Adam's head underwater to let Ethan hold on to the floating form: Don't worry, sir, I'll give you mouth to mouth as soon as we get to shore. What? You don't need mouth to mouth? How about tongue to tongue?
alex
Ethan starts drowning 😏
Magic Bat
Al: If I go out there, I could get hurt. The life I'm guarding is my own. Unless the person drowning is, like, really hot.
