Mermay 2022
🕑 Added 2022-05-02 13:00:09 +0000 UTCOkay, more like Mershark Al than Merman Al, but I still think it counts! Surfer Ethan just can't stay away from those shark-infested waters, but he pays the price in the best way possible (•́⌄•́๑)૭✧ I don't usually do much color, but monster dicks beg for some coloring fun, haha
**Content Warnings**: hemi-peen, monster fucking, Ethan you got a little something on your face there
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Sarah Krupa
(Ethan walks into his shared flat's kitchen to see Malki reading the news on his phone) "Hey, did you hear? A 1000 pound great white was spotted off the coast-" "IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO SURF, DON'T YOU THINK?" "...it's raining...?" "I'LL BE BACK LATER! DON'T WAIT UP!" "...you... forgot your suit?"
Your future ex-wife (BH)
Bless you for going with a hemipene. #scienceforthewin