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Shrink calendar - August
🕑 Added 2025-08-27 21:43:09 +0000 UTCAlberto: “The Illusion of- What is this, a book of poetry? We’re trying to do make a spicy calendar!”
Ashcroft: “Well you tell me what sort of theme to base August on? We’ve had two summer months as it is, August is hard to pin down, so, why not a being who’s equally hard to pin down?”
Mirage: “Oh my ears are burning, you flatterer you~”
Alberto: “Honestly, I don’t see what the big deal is, you’re saying she’s some forgotten middle eastern goddess or something? She looks like a wannabe Bast!”
Mirage : low threatening growl as eyes begin to glow
Ashcroft: “N-no, uh, she’s more an Elemental, an Incarnate, higher then even a god!”
Alberto: “Really? How come I’ve never heard of her. OH, we should’ve gotten Anubis!”
Ashcroft: “Okay, but which one?”
Alberto: “Touche”
Mirage: “If you mortals are done blabbering, can we make do with the task to which I’ve been summoned for?”
Alberto: “Ah, right, of course ahem Oh Mirage…Please say…uh…um…”Surprise?”
Mirage: “Surprise?”
Alberto: “THE THING, ASHCROFT,THE THING!”
SNAP FLASH
Alberto: “Well, so much for being better then a goddess, didn’t do squat against the camera…”
Ashcroft: “Sir, I really don’t think you shouldn’t antagonize her like that…”
Alberto: “Awww, what is she going to do, claw at my ACK MY SHINS!”
Comments
Gibblet
Just shins? Zap her again and turn her into an anklebiter >:3
Odin Ashcroft
I mean, used a good deal of the summer imagery and punnery in earlier months, but I think it was a god way to end the summer...er, good way >3>
