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Shrink calendar - November
🕑 Added 2025-11-18 12:54:29 +0000 UTCAlberto: “Okay, what’s exactly the issue here?”
Brooklyn: “Well, I mean, what’s exactly my motivation here?”
Alberto: “Motivation? This isn’t a Disney show, you’re here to look hunky and smile for the camera!”
Brooklyn: “Ok, fine, but why a field? Normally gargoyles hang out on buildings and castles…”
Ashcroft: “Well, we thought since it’s the November shoot, why not go for harvest, and what’s found in fields? Scarecrows! And gargoyles are so much scarier then scarecrows!”
Brooklyn: “Okay, I guess, but…”
Alberto: “ENOUGH! BEAK BOY, SAY HARVEST!”
Brooklyn: growls Its…Nevermind, HARVEST!”
Brooklyn: “ASHCROFT, DO THAT VOODOO YOU DO SO WELL!”
SNAP FLASH
Alberto: “Hmmm I think he maybe right, I don’t think he’ll work well as a scarecrow…”
Ashcroft: “Right? He’s way too hot for that…”
Alberto: “Mmm, let’s try lawn gnome, that might be better…”
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Odin Ashcroft
Well, lawn gnome might be a bit too out of season for him now, it's MUCH too cold...best to keep him inside, maybe as a decorative statue...or statuette...collectable figurine? Ah, Paper Weight! Either way, he'll have a nice home <3
